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Archive 8/1/2018

31/12/2017
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/10883/report/1072308/day/5/ - 3 - 0 (1 draw)
22/12/2017
----------That's it for another year folks. Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and Best Wishes for 2018!
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4303166949730462/ - Straya...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aAEeTNpZC2I - Straya...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4284797554900735/ - More ways to impress the ladies...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4288742587839565/ - Best way to impress the ladies...
https://www.facebook.com/Aloosh.Haydzz/videos/1731481913592859/ - Looks like it wanted to hold her as well...
https://www.facebook.com/FknSarcastic/videos/301691400283632/ - Make sure you watch it over a few times until you see it because you'll probably miss it the first time...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4302490356464788/ - Not the smartest idea...
https://www.facebook.com/StopBelievingStartKnowing/videos/1962510504016085/ - If you're short for time, skip to the last 10 seconds...
21/12/2017
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-21/police-investigate-emergency-incident-in-central-melbourne/9280618 - I was there 5-10 mins beforehand. It's such a busy area too - the tram stop just outside Flinders St Station, which I use on my daily commute, is usually packed with hundreds of people at any point in time during the morning peak, so it doesn't surprise me that this would be a target.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=81agD86HNns - Ouch. Poor Santa...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8oKl_qDJHt4 - Another lovely Christmas story...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PD2YUK5BzqA - Lovely Christmas story and a great song at the end :)
20/12/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hxTGh7dNgko - Kids these days...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=btJINsfeYhY - Uber GTA...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPy17sksgQ8 - Probably not the safest thing to do in South Africa...
19/12/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw - Aaahaahahaah :) Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI - Useful video if it comes to this for me...
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/10883/report/1072307/day/5/ - 3 - 0. And we've reclaimed The Ashes! Despite the best efforts of the Barmy Army's rain dancers and the ineptitude of the ground staff, England put in the extra effort to get bowled out instead of going for the draw.
18/12/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OrwBc6PwAcY - He must've missed MSPaint...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uWrgDAskBMY - Pretty sure there's a moral to this story...
15/12/2017
https://biggeekdad.com/2017/12/hiring-a-millennial/ - Just so that you don't fall victim of Poe's law, yes, this is satire...
14/12/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2LyVVbhvStk - Of course everyone sharts! Slightly unsafe for work.
13/12/2017
http://franksemails.com/pics/cyclistsneedspace - Cyclists are people too!
http://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html - If you ever wanted to mine Bitcoin but couldn't afford the expensive hardware to do so, you can now do it by hand!
12/12/2017
https://www.womentolookupto.com/hillary-clinton-christmas-angel-tree-topper - This won in a vote? Surely this is the work of the hacker known as 4 chan...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LTuCZwRiHog - Only in America! Oh, wait...
https://www.facebook.com/rankertotalnerd/videos/1747571525293017/ - And this ruined Star Wars. This comment: "Mark Troiano - the shamone is strong with this one"
https://www.facebook.com/LuckyStreams/videos/319265311878432/ - This just ruined Peppa Pig for me. Use headphones at work...
https://www.facebook.com/Spearchannel/videos/1689119424451929/ - That would have left a big stain in the bottom half of his wetsuit...
https://www.facebook.com/fabioporchat/videos/1951428781550213/ - Skynet testing the waters...
11/12/2017
https://www.facebook.com/rotffpmplmfao/videos/1349615788387627/ - Asshole ninja...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1gRmujdHY84 - And afterwards they cooked it on the barbie...
https://www.facebook.com/300078233843683/videos/307964829721690/ - Yep, that would've knocked him out...
8/12/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w4AImq08j9o - He's not in there because he CAUSED TEH ADPOCALYPSE!!!!11
https://www.facebook.com/vixdotcom/videos/518232568516223/ - Straya cnut!
https://www.facebook.com/CrownBet/videos/1528452537270872/ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nlytc1NBjSY - Great song and a great talent...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=656DJr3HVqA - Fully sik drift bro!
7/12/2017
https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/videos/2639664829512366/ - Gee, this was a complete surprise. Not really sure what they were expecting to happen...
http://franksemails.com/pics/minus4degrees - Celcius or Fahrenheit?
6/12/2017
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-06/australia-blitzes-england-adelaide-win-2-0-ashes-lead/9232414 - 2 - 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqCOeECBfR8 - In the future, this is how we'll be taking our dogs for walkies...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=do-CayGEPYg - The future of VR is going to be a wonderful future...
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/bitcoin-value-james-howells-newport-landfill-hard-drive-campbell-simpson-laszlo-hanyecz-a8091371.html - I suppose this gives a new, more traditional definition to Bitcoin 'mining'...
https://www.engadget.com/2017/12/05/google-blocking-youtube-on-amazon-echo-show-fire-tv/ - I'm glad that Google is a strong supporter of Net Neutrality to stop ISPs from blocking or throttling access to internet services...
5/12/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQRlZw4Rad0 - Very confusing...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4169874499726375/ - !!!
https://www.facebook.com/snoozernoodle/videos/135989830399080/ - Can't figure out what actually happened here...
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7h6rh6/power_of_human_crossbow/ - Darwin award for this guy...
https://www.facebook.com/filhabeer/videos/1746559795365546/ - In hindsight, it's still a good idea...
4/12/2017
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/navy-disciplines-aviators-over-lewd-images-in-the-sky/news-story/746f83700706d10187475ffc6c54365b - Definitely worth it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4lvoS4H9wR0 - Ouch. He's lucky to get away with only the injuries he got...
1/12/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ySxVlE2gSrY - And whilst we're on the topic, "some people will tell you that the purpose of life is to be happy, and those people are idiots."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HPETcaQ3Z2o - Happiness, from a Maps of Meaning 2017 lecture...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e9dZQelULDk - Happiness. Very, very cool...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FOuqgX6wsZ8 - Yep - "Patrice Oneal damn... almost a liveleak video !"
https://www.facebook.com/victoriapolice/photos/pcb.1778099195595542/1778098712262257/ - There's a guilty look if I ever saw one...
30/11/2017
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/travellers-stories/european-country-where-aussies-have-a-shocking-reputation/news-story/cbb2dc9a92a9fc3c8b98496822e06036 - Well, I guess Bali isn't the only place we like to make fools of ourselves...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FQT5SsoVI&index=20&list=UU5L6wbfVK1VWdlJnbZvWn1A - Not sure what this is about, but these videos came up in an advertisment on YouTube. I guess the adpocalypse has made advertising really cheap. Hope this guy goes viral...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YL9sNrOlK-I - Wow. You really wouldn't wanna mess that up...
https://www3.lenovo.com/au/en/jedichallenges - This looks cool...
29/11/2017
https://www.google.com/search?q=1+btc+in+usd - Absolutely crazy. It's now 2:45pm AEDT and in the space of an hour or so after bitcoin hit the USD10,000 mark, it jumped up by another USD400.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-29/what-are-frogs-communicating-when-they-call/9200108 - Pretty sure they're saying lots of gay stuff...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-28/cassette-tapes-making-a-comeback-thanks-to-young-artists/9161938 - Can't wait for VHS to make a comeback...
http://franksemails.com/pics/ebayfeedback - I often check a seller's negative feedback on eBay before making a purchase. This seller certainly didn't disappoint...
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/techandscience/proof-of-alien-life-russian-cosmonauts-find-bacteria-on-the-hull-of-the-iss-thats-not-from-earth/ar-BBFOUEL?li=AAgfYrC - Either that or someone sneezed on the glove of a spacesuit before leaving the ISS and then touched the hull with it...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/3033198196727350/ - Yuck...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4134723803241445/ - Thud. Ouch...
28/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t8X4aDboSjY - Wow. It was never as entertaining as this when I was at Uni...
https://www.facebook.com/KraZeDaOddiTy/videos/2004940356428496/ - Classy. Bit unsafe for work...
https://www.facebook.com/IrrelephantSocial/videos/766285703581058/ - Mooving speech...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9vZdg2_Cg38 - Yes, I too think you "should move away some"...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GkuZpwchzUw - Ouch...
27/11/2017
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-26/big-tobacco-forced-to-advertise-admissions-in-us/9194960 - Breaking News: Trump administration relaxes laws against Big Tobacco advertising.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-27/the-ashesa-australia-v-england2c-first-test-in-brisbane-day-/9195194 - 1 - 0
https://medusamagazine.com/i-created-medusa-magazine-and-i-am-shutting-it-down-because-feminist-stupidity-has-surpassed-satire - Poe's law claims yet another victim...
https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/405783/why-does-man-print-gimme-gimme-gimme-at-0030 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m3OA7sx2aCQ - My guess is that aliens were returning it and were careless in doing so. Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VVyqVcizqk4 - Window lickers, Soyboy dads and other misc failures...
24/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QNMqxiZVxmw - CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!! Skynet robots will be insulted immensely by this offensive display and I don't blame them. We're doomed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tOS66YmH9hc - Stupid thing to do, but probably staged...
http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/nsw-and-victoria-top-the-list-of-nosetotail-crashes-sa-drivers-have-the-most-bingles-in-reverse/news-story/ceac8414499d4e85b831f9741fcca6c2 - Tailgaters are the worst. Remember kids - 2 seconds gap between you and the car in front. "The nose-to-tail crash data is for cars that have been rear-ended and those that have run into the back of other cars. The insurer says the split for each type of claim is about 50:50." Well, duh! What else would it be?
23/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1V6UaL4dAwU - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pjuPpVLXDQg - That should buff out...
22/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hNtEh-rX9No - If only they all made this much sense...
https://www.facebook.com/KCBDNewsChannel11/videos/10155067292672034/ - Somehow, I think they could've handled this a bit better...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvfYK0EEhK4 - Sounds like a winner to me...
https://hackaday.com/2017/11/16/super-low-tech-mario/ - Bummer. I just bought a Nintendo Switch for the kids this Christmas too. I could've made them this instead and saved all that money...
21/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3oXhLdeuxDw - Glorious, just glorious timing. Reminds me of this I posted on 12/8/2014.
http://whyimasturbatemyson.blogspot.com/ - Pretty sure I won't read this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e0V4HjI6ASc - She's right and hopefully it'll happen more often...
20/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ic7v4BRss-g - The hacker known as 4 Chan is becoming more powerful every day...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PQW7zw2URes - Didn't expect that phone to last very long...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wFi-xf9kMnI - Proof that hypothermia is a social construct...
17/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NMeODpNg_k8 - If it were a real 3D printer, it'd probably take months to print something that size...
https://www.facebook.com/GaiaUnexplained/videos/1857725194477388/ - Video evidence of young reptilian Mark Zuckerberg being dropped off by his folks...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oa_hiLXLbTc - Yes kids, back in my day mice had balls and you had to take them out and clean them periodically....
16/11/2017
https://wwos.nine.com.au/2017/11/16/07/57/honduras-coach-reacts-to-world-cup-qualifier-loss - Aww, poor diddums. BTW, cheque's in the mail...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fCTKDn3Q8xQ - Always wanted to know how to squat like that. Bery cool...
15/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NCWqm_is95s - Wow. I need one of these...
https://www.facebook.com/itsLance210/videos/1027819287282500/ - :)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-15/live-blog-same-sex-marriage-survey-results-ssm/9134066 - Good. Now we can all finally get on with our lives. And now for the prizes - the Far-Right Hate prize goes to NSW and the Extreme-Left Lunatic prize goes to the ACT. Congrats!
https://www.facebook.com/WeLikeUp/videos/1614623881935687/ - Nailed it...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4067504599963366/ - This comment wins - "Matt Kun Hillyard When I die. I told my missus to cremate me and put my ashes into a vindaloo, just so i can tear her ass up one last time"
14/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3u-93LKpxQY - More not so terrible people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nKBbT1ciGR4 - People are terrible. Maybe not these people...
13/11/2017
http://franksemails.com/patreon.html - Yes, this website's now a whore...
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/929511061954297857 - Genius comment from the shitposter in cheif and some glorious outrage that follows - "This tweet could be read some many ways, but all of them sum up one thing - you're a clown! And dangerous!!", "This cannot be happening. The President of the United States of America can not be discussing diplomacy like an angry 4th grader." "No, my 4th grader communicates better than this.", "You have the maturity of a ten year old & no business as our head of state.", "Holy crap! A friend posted this and I thought it was satire. You're a grown man and President of the US. Start acting like it!! Smh"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/11/08/facebook-asks-users-nude-photos-can-block-revenge-porn-later/ - There's no way I'm sending my nude pics to this reptilian! Uh... no, i have no nude pics. Really!
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialSeeMore/videos/2586974274683794/ - Nice shot, but I'm sure the violence against women activists would have a few things to say about this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HvwF6EVblbQ - Cool smoke, because smoking is cool!
10/11/2017
https://www.patreon.com/franksemails - Well, it's about time I whored this site out...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lfgIawRDQM4 - What a glorious year it's been...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vv-pKZ_rCcc - As per the description - "Well-selected hilarious flying cars caught on tape in one short video!" Not sure if "hilarious" is the word I'd choose...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/3286243734756127 - North Korea's Got Talent...
9/11/2017
https://www.facebook.com/crazyfunforus/videos/771448249660118/ - That'll teach 'em for shooting a vertical video...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4006890886024738/ - Great comments - "When it closed he knew there was sum ting wong", "and then- Ho lee fuk", "The guy behind the camera was Phil Ming"
8/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wDUSo9SEhok - Busy lad...
3/11/2017
----------Next Tuesday is Melbourne Cup Day public holiday and no one works on Monday, so no updates until Wednesday.
https://www.facebook.com/Webumpthatheat/videos/366103733833480/ - I can see the confusion on their faces. Someone needs to explain to them that he's an FTM...
https://www.facebook.com/NTDLifeOfficial/videos/429983200846480/ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wqrJ_OY8byY - Too bad our fixed speed cameras are up on gantries or tall poles...
2/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JeFyJN9qW48 - LEDs FTW!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpqE2klaR0A - Cunning stunt...
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/3542579785765055/ - Not sure if the Jalal's would approve of these people using their song...
1/11/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ikXP1NT_eZA - They seem a little slow...
31/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mj3cQ8lvG1I - And he went on to win the race! Maybe. I dunno. Sounds like a good story...
30/10/2017
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/29/sexual-endurance-shows-are-a-thing-in-japan-and-they-are-seriously-disturbing-6531220/ - Might start watching TV again if they had this here...
27/10/2017
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15425603.Man_caught_pleasuring_himself_while_wife_was_shopping_in_Asda/ - Well, if the husband storage pods had tissues, this could have been prevented.
https://www.facebook.com/videoholic0/videos/477890255737032/ - Delicious and nutritious...
26/10/2017
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/kelloggs-accused-of-racism-after-janitor-cleaning-the-floor-was-the-only-dark-skinned-cereal-box-corn-pop-character/ar-AAu3lA5?li=AAgfYrC - I'm boycotting Kellogg's. For caving. To some random idiot on Twatter.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_V63SrGi_0 - It's a great brand too...
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40609115 - "Inside each individual pod is a chair, monitor, computer and gamepad". But no box of tissues!?
25/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pq8WWcbtdLs - Bob is the name I'd choose too.
24/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oos4ojutOMM - 3:56!!! :)
23/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/thefabulousweirdtrotters/videos/1524684064245374/ - Uh...
https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/735175629988456/ - Very, very cool...
20/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/all4/videos/1133378653463486 - This should soothe the soul after the last two awful videos...
https://www.facebook.com/matthewsilverlovefarts/videos/965457750261464/ - Your eyes and ears are in for some pain...
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/3429521560404212/ - Reality TV has hit rock bottom, and now it's digging. A little unsafe for work...
19/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/b3bbq/videos/1871510472864449/ - Delicious and nutritious...
18/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbfQwf6JTl4 - Wow. Looks exhausting...
17/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/laughs.lab/videos/1709506242425025/ - Not quite safe for work...
16/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oo0NJsr5m4I - :) "www.GPcarAudio.com - They probably have to clean a lot of poop off of that walkway from everybody crapping themselves"
13/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HmSYnOvEueo - No prizes for guessing what everyone's saying in the comment section...
12/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/therealunclerob/videos/690220127839333 - Did he use the same router to upload the video? Gasoline is cheap in the US...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zEezFUb8Zz4 - Might be quicker if it were a jet...
11/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/352249088561538/videos/353102671809513/ - There's not enough soap in the world for that mouth...
10/10/2017
http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/nsfw-video-shows-concert-goers-casually-eating-ass-edm-festival/ - Delicious and nutritious. Not safe for work.
9/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/Luckythetruth718/posts/10205338832379604 - Dogs are lucky...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iOLFP90DneY - Genius. I wanna build one of these...
6/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/3668627819851048/ - Nothing wrong with a bit of extra cream in your coffee. Bit unsafe for work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmlH7yRKmSY - Yep - "Dubey the loon. Was this a glimpse of heaven?"
----------Ahh crap, forgot to upload the update for yesterday. I think i'm losing my mind.
5/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UC4vz6IbdtY - Rebooting fixes everything...
4/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=15sTcpR8aPs - Good question - "GoofyBoots1000 - WHERE IS THIS MAN'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ByGSMmenPDM - Rough...
3/10/2017
https://www.facebook.com/AustraliansAreLegends/videos/1703137176364097/ - Vertical videos are dangerous...
2/10/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HLjvkj3ej08 - Delicious and nutritious...
28/09/2017
----------Tomorrow is the "Friday before the AFL Grand Final" public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
http://franksemails.com/pics/yourwife - Technically safe for work, but I'd only open it when no one's around...
27/09/2017
https://www.facebook.com/1547164472274994/videos/1932461557078615/ - Weeeeeee!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=saQLzgCv4no - Now that their curiosity has been sparked, they'll want internet access. And it's all downhill from there...
26/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O8eQLavRaXM - Like a water bed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Ur5cLtYwsc - You might remember I posted a video on 31/8 about Harvey the Hurricane Hawk. Well, they didn't eat it, but they did shoot a vertical video of it being released back into the wild...
25/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UzvPP6_LRHc - Pretty sure I don't have an 'internet password", but if I did, it would be 12345.
https://www.facebook.com/viralinusa/videos/477293289297246/ - Clever...
22/09/2017
https://www.facebook.com/insanityzone.info/videos/1766481703362638/ - "Arthur Vaile - video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five seconds already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it."
21/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fu_rLIq7-5o - "Vanessa Valdes - We don't deserve dogs. They're much too pure."
20/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jLI6VA40oUs - :)
19/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hYgTzvx1_2U - Misc failures...
18/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOw8CmyP6zo - One of her birthday presents is a new hairstyle...
15/09/2017
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/north/vegans-meatlovers-face-off-in-fence-graffiti-spat-which-has-council-stewing/news-story/b621c7bfdb71c7428cccaff431314f68 - Clearly this journalist is being paid by the pun...
https://www.facebook.com/Mr.Popperofficial/videos/vb.249666985522910/259735381182737/?type=2&theater - Not for the weak of stomach. Puss involved and lots of it...
14/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0o1KcTu5tc - Offensive jokes are funny :)
13/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zIkWDLHOD9w - Yep - "Unnivversal Films - Filming in 8k is really worth it for a story about a razor to be watched on iPhones"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mYTNQhK5Cgk - Human cloning machine...
12/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqKhQ0G9Xgk - Yep - "Greg Ayres - add some benny hill music and it's gonna reach the trending list"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgX3H1whsRE - Their sub-par ninja skills are no match for physics...
11/09/2017
https://www.facebook.com/hashtaglitaf/videos/1915439552112134/ - Bit unsafe for work...
8/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=omjy6KFgt_A - Send one over to Kim Jong Un, see if he can get it open...
7/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-h2xWLbXkT8 - I wore headphones (a pair of Sennheiser HD 202s) whilst watching this. Giggity. Wasn't wearing shoes though...
6/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zvoi99X417o - Om nom...
https://www.viralviralvideos.com/2017/08/23/dog-advertising-a-burger-bar-in-china/ - Om nom...
5/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=daVDrGsaDME - Yep, there's always extra parts left over...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zA5mn423F9g - Om nom...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rEVuG3W06rg - Pretty sure the other Terminator did "I'll be back" better...
4/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2HciUUF176E - Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D23sMvVnrow - The laughter sounds more stupid...
1/09/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1zJPuow8ps - LOL AF :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GTz4hw3fzGg - Yep, he got it alright...
31/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-6MjdV_8E6Q - Poor little guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IrdYueB9pY4 - AlumInium...
----------Back to reality. Meh.
10/08/2017
https://what3words.com/about/ - Last one before I go. This is fantastic!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat - The Psychological Significance of the Biblical Stories - So far 10 lectures in a 12-part series hosted at a lecture theatre in Toronto. Based on the comments I've read leading up to this, I wouldn't be surprised that most of the people attending this sold-out event are atheists. Yes, seriously - atheists attending a Bible reading. That's how good he is.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQApSdW8X71Ihe34eKN6XhCi - 2017 Personality and its Transformations
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQAT-0aSPq-OKOpQlHyR4k5h - 2017 Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief. This series is pure awesome.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ - Joe Rogan Experience #958 - Jordan Peterson. 3 hours of pure awesome.
----------I'll be travelling internationally over the next couple of weeks starting today, so I won't be updating the site (I might if I'm not busy, but that's unlikely). I'm off to the UK for work for the remainder of this week and the next and headed to Greece the week after for some time off to visit extended family. I should be back to reality on the 31st of August. In the meantime, please check out Dr Jordan Peterson on YouTube. Dr Peterson gained worldwide internet infamy late last year for his public stance against compelled speech in Canadian law and managed to amass a huge following with his psychology lectures and interviews (I'll post some links above). I've been watching his videos over the last few months and have found them mind blowing to say the least. Don't miss me too much!
9/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0sJqfv_XFcc - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c2q93bqNhuc - BAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAAHAHAH :)
8/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k - Great film...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KyT1yARuhhE - Waste of a perfectly good safe. The combination would have been 1 2 3 4 5...
7/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoQN9v1ui8c - Oh my...
4/08/2017
https://www.facebook.com/rawlaughterfan/videos/1084583831679269/ - Giggity...
3/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hWMPyZ0Zn2o - "ShokoFlow - Good thing you included the minute and a half of driving with the shitty gay bar techo or else we wouldnt have been able to understand the video"
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/techandscience/nasa-offering-six-figure-salary-for-new-planetary-protection-officer-to-defend-earth-from-aliens/ar-AApkwC7?li=AA4Zor - -So, what do you do for a living? -I'm a planetary prot.... Ah, fuck it, I'm an accountant.
2/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KyV7d2zD4g0 - Aunt Roberta isn't a very nice person...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KIPQD_OYBkU - Creative...
1/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EB-19OjDvwQ - Later on, the electrician gets his revenge using electricity...
31/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mDx3qlD5igA - Might have to make those...
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-40588559/fare-dinkum-what-do-australians-take-on-trains - Not sure what the big deal is here. I thought this was normal?
29/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZNtauH6tQ0 - *You're :) LEL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WKE_CwKSCig - Om nom...
28/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NzyS0Zfxa58 - :)
27/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rrsuxn6e8UY - Looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YpNTxSLf8_c - They dropped half of them on the table before they took off. What a waste...
26/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UnP7-1-W4VQ - "deeznut - Maybe he was lagging." :-)
25/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NT9QippLtyI - Drag queen wins... And the ranga...
24/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=43gxOsenvZ4 - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xLwU7mVDiJ8 - Oh dear...
21/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Dd6_TghcE0 - I've been 'touched' by 240v AC once. Not fun.
20/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FCDPP4ak8xU - Hard to admit, but I guess this means that not everything's better with bacon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X9tU8ybzcFs - Looks like fun...
19/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHL7BKNGuFs - Oh my!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0TCXJS7CO9w - Oh my...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X7HmltUWXgs - Recently discovered this awesome show...
18/07/2017
https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/eclipse-maps - The end is nigh again...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fwffv828nQk - I'm sure he gets lots of repeat business...
17/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aadof0Dns9w - Expensive...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TwFIJyWKs1k - Yep, I suffer from both of those disabilities...
14/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D1xpUbAtcZA - Catchy tune!
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/uk-radio-station-hijacked-eight-times-in-the-past-month-to-play-obscene-song/ - Trololololol...
13/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OjLVDNFGH7g - Very good, but vertical video...
12/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t5pqn67D5DQ - The laughter makes it even funnier :)
https://www.gofundme.com/autumns-trip-to-disneyworld - Wow! Very generous of people to do this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NGz8wk4EgMM - Awwww....
11/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lIf2UK2UczA - BBC wins...
10/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qd5-qspfKtc - I hope this becomes an Olympic event...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PILHXklRcyI - Looks like loads of fun...
7/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMYorpYNMKc - I wish I could do the last one...
6/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A6GoAQAUb3o - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zuWCaeyVi-w - Murica! Fuck Yeah!
5/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tKqJ9J1THaU - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ngbnKWaxlGg - "Hey Ron. Hey Billy" LOL :)
4/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9mhBb5TtwAc - I saw his lips move...
3/07/2017
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680 - The Shitposter in Chief strikes again! May He forever bask in the glory of faux-outrage!
30/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hb-Ljy_dJbU - HA this girl's a genius...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=egspfoTuzTo - Very good :)
29/06/2017
http://shareably.co/dont-cut-off-18-wheeler/ - Who the hell cuts in front of semi anyway... Silly people...
28/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mqQUQfe-FBY - If he was sober he'd be in trouble...
27/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=diPUI54oRjs - Very cool...
26/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0ffbCQqITaY - Yep...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GMXASnWUTDo - I guess the first one is even funnier not understanding the running commentary...
23/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8Gm-N4BdQ - Bacon. In a can. Not the most exciting video, but bacon in a can!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HIxsESDTV-w - Misc Karma...
----------Happy 12th Birthday franksemails.com!!!
22/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nJZYieU6Cgw - Surströmming in Swedish means "weaponised herring"...
https://www.google.com/doodles/oskar-fischingers-117th-birthday - Cool sequencer (yes, I love electronic music)...
21/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-95PEeDdFGM - Oh, wait...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5ZtrXWYNJUA - He has "Angry Grandpa" tattooed to his forearm. Kids these days. Next time they should try Surströmming...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JF1vs2r6H7M - Not sure why some of them were let go...
20/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L5Y3hNWpJBE - Poor guy. I couldn't even type that fast and he was supposed to write that down?
19/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h5x0Qnupl54 - Fail...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EWYaJII3a4c - It's been a few years now since I've discovered this, but I still can't figure out how Americans managed to make fried chicken and watermelon racist...
16/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZARkasWirtE - Pretty sure the bees want them to switch to playing Cricket...
15/06/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598036/Saying-genius-brilliant-alienate-female-students.html - Brilliant!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1FXfClBq5MQ - Well, that could've ended a lot worse...
14/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_-SwYZlRg - Dickhead...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XNT2mBjLoTk - Awesome. Now I can pee in the morning without having to leave the comfort of my bed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IO3x12iX8K0 - Scar non cnuts! Perhaps Channel 10 can employ dogs as a cost cutting exercise. Use headphones at work...
13/06/2017
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3784840/man-caught-romping-with-woman-on-ryanair-flight-to-ibiza-was-cheating-on-his-pregnant-fiancee-who-was-waiting-at-home/ - "Ryanair crew did not try and stop the couple despite passengers becoming upset and requesting to move seats". Understandable. If I weren't nearby I'd be upset too...
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/10/couple-casually-have-sex-on-ryanair-flight-while-cabin-crew-did-nothing-6699498/ - "A spokesman said: 'We are looking into this matter." - As will I, as soon as I find more video evidence of this.
9/06/2017
----------Monday is the Queen's Birthday public holiday, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FR3CObiWwgI - Well if he did this before the election he might have polled better...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MgLMF5SWqzA - Lucky the sunroof wasn't open...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5984bdz0ngo - Owkey...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LUz1jhODFRQ - Very cool...
8/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=km5k60PR1dU - !!!
7/06/2017
https://www.facebook.com/thunderfromdownunder0/videos/1813628142284797/ - Obviously he skipped physics class at school...
6/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=943gMyU5-PQ - :)
5/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hOHatxhrEcw - Wow...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dw1htlH4q94 - Misc ouch...
2/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zzW3-DDRvpA - Misc ouch...
1/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HzlsLzpRdDc - The Victorian State government is doing quite a bit tunnelling work over the next few years here in Melbourne to dig all the way to China. Looks like they missed and made it to Ukraine instead...
https://g.co/doodle/c2e7sj - Best. Cricket. Simulator. Ever.
31/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzGpMtcRVCc - "Nicole Rosen - Congratulations, reporter guy. You're on your way to becoming America's Next Top Meme"
30/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IbiXc5cUVus - Useful tips that no one will remember...
29/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aYliy1lRV9o - Funny thing - the ad that was shown before this was "Should've got an Uber".
26/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h9YnQzWiHKc - Misc truck fails...
25/05/2017
https://www.facebook.com/287806534930905/videos/434313380280219/ - Pantene Washing Detergent and Petrol Fumes - for thicker, fuller hair with extra shine...
24/05/2017
https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/35611439/poo-powered-car-taken-for-a-spin-in-queensland/ - I'm guessing the driver's seat is a toilet seat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e5mltMZT31A - Oil on the track...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5DDSD1K-fo - Dogs > cats
23/05/2017
https://www.facebook.com/failarmy/videos/1389072394523252/ - !!!!!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/22/africa/theunis-botha-safari-killed-trnd/ - Oh, the ivory...
22/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCglCxozPtw - :)
19/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2rpZ2Bkz11U - Watch a man's desperate attempts to open gate for firemen...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A4cfTMW1I0g - Misc ouch...
18/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=emTYkos7gy0 - Ouch...
17/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgrUyIoBHCA - Useful info...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9h8E2rPZaU4 - Amazing! Watch a 3 year old girl lift a car!
16/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BibBMBibTq0 - Pretty sure we'll all evolve to be morbidly obese whales and eventually we'll return to the sea...
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/15/cops-just-want-to-make-sure-your-meth-is-gluten-free/22087564/ - What a fabulous service the boys in blue are providing here...
15/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ewGAmiLuYCw - Looks pretty cool in 4K!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-yCCZ8Czf7M - Yep - "JayNico6 - I'm almost positive that a Dutch jail is better than a Somali town."
12/05/2017
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/woman-claims-she-was-forced-to-pee-in-a-cup-on-united-flight/ar-BBB23Va - They probably would have broken that guitar hanging on the wall if she brought it with her...
11/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VFyxE291kmg - Just like playing Need for Speed with shittier cars...
10/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTAnJTB9roI - I'm confused. I think I should go home and take nap.
9/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mpFnH_LyBuQ - Butt paste!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uu49lRx1Xf0 - Delicious and nutritious...
8/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8NAAzBArYdw - Pretty sure I'm not the only one that sees the irony in this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA - Wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ei5H-wd3BIU - "Mummy's trying to vacuum". Sure - Chester sees right through that.
5/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xy4zcGM4ydw - Wow. Lucky the plane had a green light or that would have ended up a lot worse...
4/05/2017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day - May the 4th be with you!
http://www.msn.com/en-au/sport/cricket/92-off-four-balls-leads-to-ban/ar-BBAHp3u?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - 92 runs off the first over!? Surely that's a world record...
3/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gV79eObat24 - Choo choo...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8wYXw4K0A3g - I like to tell people I'm far on the right of the political spectrum, I fall off the edge, because it's not what people in polite society say and they all look at me funny :)
2/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=psGDf2VrvK8 - Teaching a cat on our ways is only helping them take over the world...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M_dEaj0OOgw - Well, at least they're not tattooing them to their bodies...
1/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbuZN4fl6o0 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YN54rd-15qU - Giggity...
28/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oV3ggYuwQ-Y - Misc fails...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wA2cXymxoCQ - Misc fails...
27/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BdKUybsGELs - I've been told many times that I'm a sloth. Not sure why I don't get this kind of excitement because of it though...
26/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xh3Wveg4DMk - Come to think of it, this is a missed opportunity. Star Wars would have been even more awesome than it is with Arnie playing Darth Vadar. Perhaps Star Wars - The Arnie Edition can be another future re-release. Pretty sure we're overdue for one anyway.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-w-mWhIWEM - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=he2xu4J1bHg - Oldie, but a goodie. Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qn0pwlFxWVc - It even plays the race card - I like it! :)
25/04/2017
----------Today is ANZAC Day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget.
24/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TIwQbAecYc - :)
21/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LaTJ4SLo9NM - Misc tree revenge...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCk-PytMQe8 - Best laugh track ever...
20/04/2017
http://hackaday.com/2017/04/19/you-think-you-cant-be-phished/ - :(
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/04/18/adidas-sent-congratulatory-email-to-people-who-survived-boston_a_22045026/ - :)
19/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Czssbj5fg2w - This is all the excuse I need to be more active...
18/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uzykWIKRmrs - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a-pdx4PIpk4 - SMH...
13/04/2017
----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Happy Easter everyone!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1w8n0L3uUCE - Very good :)
12/04/2017
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/passenger-dragged-off-united-airlines-flight-had-dark-past/news-story/bf21d3955203bf9d91c380a0166e32a1 - Not only did he get dragged off the plane, he's getting dragged through the mud!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y8HdeHtOJs - From the same airline that breaks guitars
11/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2eW2PgZEyw - Woogity-boogity!
10/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UeG1ftTmLAg - Far too much excitement...
7/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4gKPULa41Q - Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gPZgEekfWI - Uh... Not sure what the deal is with that toilet in the corner...
6/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gOr2OfEf4 - Very good :)
5/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLj6VMbjTkE - Russia wins. Russia always wins. As long as they continue to drive those classic old Ladas, they win.
4/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=foFKXS6Nyho - asdf...
3/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QAwL0O5nXe0 - It's amazing what they can do with cloud tech these days...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LSZPNwZex9s - Pretty sure this won't be an April Fool's day joke in the near future...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fGr0oifJMEI - Officially amazing!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-fCRqsQBvPY - Ugh...
2/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RvLmcRZte78 - Might as well do one for today whilst I'm here...
----------Sorry everyone - I did Friday's update but forgot to upload it. Thanks for the reminder!
31/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yKhXuCsqI8s - Genius. From the same guy that did the fast helium rapping (posted 14/2/2017). Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI - Clickbait, in paper form. I think they called them headlines back in the olden days? That's why I like the right side navigation on their website - it's so full of giggity, you can't stop scrolling!
30/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X2bu3UjCxj0 - Mao
29/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u8Cm25VcG2g - Awesome! Definitely should be in the Winter Olympics...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=anHasqFguCM - About as fake as a CNN fake news story...
28/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O7xye_Bavcc - I'd feel violated... Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=faU7-6u58zM - Fake. The lighting's all wrong and the steering wheel's clearly on the wrong side...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7E4-60ZsaPo - Hopefully North Korea isn't taking any notes...
27/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqDsDgNolG0 - Giggity...
24/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1G_o0rZdqNI - Misc failures...
http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/3/22/15009960/male-fertility-device-smartphone-app-semen-test - Like I need another reason to do that whilst i'm holding my phone...
23/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALX-L4Isgig - Offensive jokes are the funniest! There's some great ones in the comments as well...
22/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WZSM9Ga1X5c - Meahwhile, in the Middle Kingdom...
21/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdenThshf8g - I'm partial to "Blind as a welder's dog" myself...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IwNOmiHa6kQ - Trees > Humans...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I05yAnYFHK4 - Trees > Humans...
20/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nUof8G47t0 - Nice work. And he threw his wife under the bus. Husband of the year!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Ojvk-4IcOE - OMG it's so offensive!!!11
17/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4 - Food of the gods!
16/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4KCWtI7NL4 - The title of this video is an understatement...
15/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0pXyEiYzzT4 - Sorcery! Burn him!
14/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NnwfNMrjzzA - OVER 9000!!!!!111
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/03/bbc-pundits-children-video-not-funny-its-patriarchy-nutshell - BAAHAHAHAH this is even funnier :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c5A1wg5FA-g - Why you shouldn't neglect wearing pants during an interview...
13/03/2017
----------Today is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
10/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEnhVQeKGc8 - What the!? "Jordan Hendrawan - I bet the patient is dying of laughter" - i would too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RohFxLAi5CY - Good for her :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EF8_Jecacso - Yep - "Daniel Shultz - Thanks for vertical video officer. Are you drunk?"
9/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8DSWEX5mVl8 - Box of poo FTW!!! :)
8/03/2017
http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-takes-short-half-hour-break-from-being-femin-35026 - Happy International Women's day everyone!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=li0mRLcGbU8 - Might keep this in mind...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aD_Gp083b2U - Misc future Darwin Awards candidates...
7/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hqB7wBfSoHU - I found the comments more hysterical...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FWS5xfIaoeA - MASSIVE minature crocodile caught on camera...
6/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OqMSUatffSA - Dukes of Hazzard indeed...
3/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9y8u6mxf10o - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cl9CL2LWmsE - Can't believe he signed...
2/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fMM80f_HX3s - Must have his nuts in a vice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YiaOyFgLihI - Pregnant turkey! lol :)
1/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5vr66IMAcPA - Misc motorbike accidents. Some are quite nasty...
28/02/2017
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/01/04/real-housewives-isis-bbc-criticised-online-insensitive-new-show/ - And this is even funnier...
https://www.facebook.com/bbctwo/videos/1080140528761781/ - Holy crap this is funny...
27/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk - Make sure you're sipping coffee when you open this. I did...
24/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=00lCoGWxbt4 - "Ollie - How the fuck did the crane hold the weight of his balls??"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NK-GDogwi5E - Something to think about every single time you step into a lift...
23/02/2017
http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=franksemails.com&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit - Yo Yo dawwwwg! It's... franksemails.com!
22/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4E7jRLLWJ9Q - Good to see that Bad Santa made an appearance...
21/02/2017
http://www.doyletics.com/tidbits/militaryadvice.pdf - :)
20/02/2017
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SKYVIPER-V950HD-VIDEO-DRONE-HIGH-DEFINITION-/322424584965?nma=true&si=FMdqIqOAVJP%252FbYBlM35%252BGMyehMg%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557 - "I don't have time to play with it so.I only use it may 1st or 2nd times" - I guess he's too busy playing with himself. Giggity...
17/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDA3_5982h8 - Correct - "jojojorisjhjosef - This is like learning to code."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uMGBvcGBZL8 - Giggity...
16/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_zRcuOdjU8 - Horrible, horrible video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pwieh2wNZtE - Great toy for the kids!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0gIjvEcSIps - Useless animals, no wonder they're extinct...
15/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ghk2P2uByQQ - I hope he wins...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hCGqqK81DN8 - Delicious and nutritious...
14/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4actmEHLo - I look forward to hearing this blaring out of many a young kid's car stereo...
13/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5hV-ESBd0 - "John Doe - Oh my god, I just played this video with the Benny Hill theme and it's a beautiful match. Use BennyHillThis for perfection."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1inR2b7PS5M - Dogs > Cats
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo - I'm triggered...
10/02/2017
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/02/samsungs-battery-factory-caught-on-fire-because-of-course-it-did/ - Ha! Oh the ironing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oOop2bLiSFw - What about dessert!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qL0QROnL-JU - Misc selfie failures... Or fails... Whatever...
9/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5uDS-SM-65A - Giggity!
https://www.facebook.com/sonny5ideup/videos/879402745498660/ - I could listen to this over and over all day...
8/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vpsMyCuGbOo - "Tuna sandwich named Kevin" LOL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYl23X7pPjY - Not the sharpest tool in the shed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ch0eIKXtEnA - Genius...
7/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7u6M18M3D0s - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6ouH8DypMZ4 - :)
6/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5nViIUfDMJg - Wow.
3/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fj6r3-sQr58 - :)
http://ktla.com/2017/02/01/get-off-your-phone-texas-day-cares-sign-goes-viral/ - Pretty sure she took the pic and posted it on facebook whilst picking up her child...
2/02/2017
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/bowlmors-huge-food-2017-1 - Murica!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2T7Z50v_b4 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pwlqhvc5dFg - Straya!!!
1/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QliBL-AQiAY - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYJxxO4II2Y - Straya cnut!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uVePQX5CEI - Straya!
31/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tsb7CxwSiBA - Genius!
30/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SQLaI13SNdA - Russia!
27/01/2017
----------Moving to a new server today. Hopefully it doesn't give me any trouble, but if you have any issues, please let me know.
25/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LX__i-zeaWs - Tommorow is Australia Day public holiday and no one works on Friday either, so no updates. Happy Australia Day!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc - Heh :)
24/01/2017
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/can-you-make-it-through-these-photos-without-smashing-your-c - :(
23/01/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4113536/Helmet-cam-captures-snowboarder-s-near-death-experience-avalanche.html - And the story...
https://m.facebook.com/tom.oye.9/posts/1364064733614385 - !!!
https://www.facebook.com/Nebulor/videos/1202172619859916/ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lJG0Ibhcsng - YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!111 Her(?) pain is my gain! :) This comment: "KWIZ DOT - The memes write themselves Folks. We have the best memes, and Liberals supply our meme aquifers with tears."
20/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HP5uQ67_dw - Saved by the lamp post...
19/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9dMC1XbYu4 - Make sure you turn subtitles on...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YC0oj7BcWiI - I guess it's not PC to toss dwarfs any more...
18/01/2017
http://hackaday.com/2017/01/10/paper-airplane-machine-gun-v2-0/ - !!!11!!!!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kyvNv3a1H9o - Should be able to slice an egg with it as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c - "Heppy Ket - I laughed so hard I think I just delivered a kitten :)", "bluegtturbo Keep that pussy well away from Trump..."
17/01/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4105632/Moora-Shire-Council-posts-viral-footage-bitumen-laid-dirt-road.html - It is kinda mesmerising...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/celebrity/long-live-the-king-conspiracy-theorists-say-theyve-proof-elvis-still-alive-and-visited-graceland-on-82nd-birthday/ar-AAlVJ1K?li=AAgfLCP&ocid=SKY2DHP - Elvis faked his own death!!1
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/cia-veteran-claims-adolf-hitler-faked-his-own-death-then-fled-to-south-america-in-submarine-via-tenerife/ar-AAlUjrp?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Hitler faked his own death!!1
16/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uywdkkEnTNc - :)
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/comment-amber-sherlock-video-just-stop-with-the-misogyny-onslaught-that-is-supernumberjacketgate/ar-AAlSIwn?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=1PRCMSRT - Awww, poor diddums. Looks like most of the comments are just as sympathetic. Apparently, everyone talks to everyone passive-aggressively in the workplace.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_NCEeZtRCRI - Such a sexist comment! "Hugh Mungus - Glad us men don't have periods, amirite guys?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7TA4Whui_xA - Much easier to ask my wife to do it...
13/01/2017
https://mobile.twitter.com/MScanlan7/status/819045813791821824 - Ask a stupid question...
12/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=govKYxJ4IxY - 241.402!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pglMl92P-OA - 160.934!!!
11/01/2017
https://www.facebook.com/allstarsbristol/videos/769701156538797/ - Great putt...
10/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGRl6cPl_XE - Expensive...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=16APzeKtO5c - Cat owner shoots a vertical video of an evil kitten harassing an innocent puppy...
9/01/2017
https://www.facebook.com/theTBC/ - Straya Cnut!
https://www.facebook.com/ObeyUsmanHaiderSwag/posts/329375764100939 - Let's start what looks to be glorious year with a bang...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Thought I'd make a slight change to the site. Now get back to work...


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