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"65' custom-built motor yacht complete with staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, G.P.S. system and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc: $4,500,000.00"

"Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited "soon to be owners" and a small group of friends: $500.00"



"Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle: $2,500/hour"



(Note the guy in the stern!)

"Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives just prior to "inking" the final paperwork... Priceless!"







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