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(stuff archived on the 6th/March/2006)
6/06/2006
birthday.xls - One of those "i'll guess your birthday" things...
new-orleans-improvement-program.jpg - Probably old, but I haven't seen it before...
5/06/2006
oralsex.jpg - Safe for work. Silly though.
http://franksemails.com/pics/german-parking-lot.html - German parking lot - think i've seen this before... pretty cool though.
http://franksemails.com/pics/nude-airlines.html - Nude Airlines - CARE required
nieze.pps - Misc interesting pics
2/06/2006
http://robosavvy.com/Forums&file=viewtopic&t=288 - The most useful robot ever created!
http://franksemails.com/pics/tight-pants.html - Tight pants - an old favourite of mine.
abwasch1.wmv - :)
indian_radio.mp3 - I don't blame the poor guy...
balonnen.pps - Balloons in funny shapes...
http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm - A Darth Vadar version of those guessing game things. It took over 30 goes to come up with "power supply" (specifically my laptop's power supply)
1/06/2006
squeeze-me.jpg - Yuck!
bigjugs.wmv - Poor bugger... (safe for work)
bellytablebump.avi - This is what i do :)
31/05/2006
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19305001-2,00.html - Video didn't work too well for me, still funny :)
http://www.mp3.com.au/PlayASX.ASP?id=86332&Stream=96&File=Test.asx - Too good - a remix of the badger song :) (btw, the content that windows media player asks if it can show is just a web page - i'm pretty sure there's nothing to worry about :)
foam-fire-test.pps - Bugger!
winter-motorcycling.wmv - Controlled insanity alright - this guy thinks he's riding a BMX!
30/05/2006
find-the-100-movies.jpg - Just as the "find the bands" pic i posted a while back did, this would probably render most companies un-productive for quite some time. Enjoy.
way_cool_toy.wmv - I think i've posted this before (a remote controlled model F/A 18). Awesome toy anyway...
men.wmv - Nice compilation of idiots...
mafia.wmv - Not a bad ad
cards.wmv - Cards will probably get you forgiveness, but flowers will get you more :)
canadiancommercial.wmv - How to get yourself a nice beaver...
aussie-soul-mate.wmv - noice!
get-married-at-church-instead.jpg - yep :)
http://www.lowcarbcomedy.com/html/videos/commercials/franks.htm - No, it's not my home abotion kit - it's another Frank...
29/05/2006
theinterview.wmv - oh yeah that's hot... ugh... CARE required.
worldcupsquadsfor2006.doc - List of the would cup squads so far...
codes.pps - bra codes
http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/ - Revenge in the form of a blog ("revenge blog" perhaps?) - Great stuff :)
back_tattoo.jpg - Whilst looking at that tattoos link, i also noticed someone posted this little gem. Little bit of care required. Ugh!
http://cruft.starblind.net/bad_tattoos/coolice/zakarias-nowak_mrcoolice.mpg - I was checking out the "really bad tattoos" link i posted on the 22nd, noticed that there's a video of Mr Cool Ice. Would be funny to find out what they're saying (anyone willing to translate?). it's over 40meg so don't be downloading this at work!
26/05/2006
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4639771121&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26satitle%3D4639771121%26fvi%3D1 - Cheap car!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZD59Ic9T8&dpos=0 - They'll soon take over the world...
best-seats.jpg - "3 tickets available for England Vs Paraguay", or 3 tickets available for Australia Vs Greece" depending on where you sent me the email from. (Greece played an ordinary game last night btw... almost a waste of $75...)
25/05/2006
interview_with_a_eunuch.wmv - This is that '84_holdi' Belgian Chat Show clip - Now with English translations! Thanks goes to Doomy who added the subtitles. He also pointed out it's a setup.
the_human_brain.pps - A compilation of those pattern things that do funny business with your eyes
cv.doc - The layout's actually not too bad...
chasersgetthefuckout.wmv - How to ask for a divorce properly...
24/05/2006
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf - "Learn to park" game - oldie, but a goodie.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=219791354625794697&q=acrobatics+contest - R/C Airplane acrobatics - pretty cool
23/05/2006
north-pole.pps - Pretty cool - just wonder if the pic is authentic. Can't be bothered verifying it though :)
paul_mccartneys_divore_settlement_share.jpg - No i don't make this stuff up...
balls-of-steel-annoying-devil.wmv - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HKftHBe7it4&search=czech%20health%20minister - Saw this on the news last night... great stuff :)
22/05/2006
grim_reaper_prank.wmv - :)
world-cup-babes-v4.xls - Gotta love these things...
http://www.callme.nm.ru/ - For the ladies... little bit of CARE required
http://franksemails.com/pics/biiiiigboobs.html - CARE required with this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0qYOOOKdwc - Bit silly, but it's funny to see how fast these people can run.
whoops.jpg - Whoops alright...
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html - My favourite is in part 3 - Mr Cool Ice. I wish i was his friend.
http://www.hedonistica.com/videos/but-hes-gay.wmv - No big deal, I make this mistake all the time...
19/05/2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3YlZAfdGFE&eurl= - yeah... not bad i guess...
http://www.youtube.com/v/4Q_LFDvkJRY - I guess it's not hard to train a cat to do this - just choke it every now and again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRBkQe_lwak&eurl= - She's certainly wearing a nice top there...
http://franksemails.com/pics/canstruction.html - Canstruction - kinda like lego
odprawa.wmv - Think i've seen this before... bit silly...
chris-brass-og.wmv - The best own goal i've even seen :)
pepsi2.wmv - Why Japan won't win the world cup...
18/05/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/all_natural.html - Naughty nature...
http://franksemails.com/pics/hungry-americans.html - If you eat the whole thing, you get it for free! Oldie, but a goodie...
amazingboat.pps - Seen this boat before I'm sure, but this slideshow has heaps more pics and plenty of interesting stuff to read...
newmillennium.pps - Recycled technology comics...
17/05/2006
factsoflife.jpg - If it were only just fiction...
escalator2.wmv - Jumping down an escalator - ass clown, he deserves what he gets, if not more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrNuT9sn0Gc - Pot noodle miners... amazing what these guys go through...
crazylucky.wmv - Now that is DAMN close!
http://franksemails.com/pics/kodak-moments.html - Kodak moments...
http://www.bostondynamics.com/content/sec.php?section=BigDog - Awesome stuff - video's about 12mb but worth watching. Might be expensive to feed though with petrol prices as high as they are...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php - The llama song - makes for a good ringtone...
16/05/2006
1st-male-engineer.wmv - One of the best inventions ever...
http://franksemails.com/pics/year3000.html - In the year 3000...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/4759289.stm - Blue tits nesting... uh... work safe..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4774429.stm - Talk about being put on the spot for an interview! After you read that you can check out the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj65znF5gNI. Hope he got the job...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYkEmzBdxBo - 2 Pac reincarnated as Barney. Classic stuff - and when i say classic, i mean classique :)
15/05/2006
diamond_mine_siberia.pps - Now that's a big hole!
illusion2.jpg - Owwww trippy! Oldie, but a goodie...
new-aussie-group.jpg - I've received this about a million times over the last week or so and thought i'd better not 'cause it'll make me look like a racist piece of shite. I'm putting it up so that i don't receive a million times again!
beerdelaysdeath.wmv - If you ever needed an excuse to drink it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBn9Nh9r-0Y&search=%20darth%20vader - "What the hell's an aluminum falcon?" teehee :)
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/ajc/swf/blueangels/blueangels.swf - Looks like fun...
12/05/2006
spot-the-ball-thai-style.jpg - An old favourite of mine. CAREFUL when opening!
great-office-signs.pps - Some office signs you may wanna print out...
http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/425822/712869 - BAAAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAUAHUA!!!! :D
traffic-cam.wmv - This is insane! Amazing that there's no accident in any of this chaos.
sausage.wmv - Even nicer!!!! Quite the x-rated clip so lots of CARE required when opening this one!!!!
nice-punch.wmv - Nice!!!
babybiance2.wmv - Awwww, how cute :)
----------Latest breaking news: Michael Jackson has just left Tasmania after finding out it wasn't two trapped minors.
http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/04/23/bmws-clever-concept-completed/ - Wow now that's a cool car - check out the last video
11/05/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/warnie-busted.html - Warnie's latest happy snaps...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-funnies.html - Misc funnies...
when-petrol-hits-10-dollars-a-litre.jpg - When this happens, ethanol would be the go, not this crap!
miners-tshirt.jpg - :)
trappedminers.jpg - Bit too late to be receiving this...
joboffer.pdf - One for the ladies...
greek-smoothie11.wma - Good ol' Guido Hatsis. Oldie, but a goodie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzJotjN2imQ&search=quizmania - Poor bugger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS10iEz3aV4&eurl= - Not bad...
http://www.carsales.com.au/pls/carsales/!cs_content.private_vehicle?vehicle_id=3061195¤t_rec=2&used_rec=67&total_rec=69&sort_type=&total_rec=69&sort_type=&price_min=10000&price_max=15000&make_id=10&model_id=19&keyword=EXECUTIVE&state_id=2&search_distance=25 - "This car WILL DO the quarter mile" BAAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUA :) Make sure you read the description :)
10/05/2006
solid_gold_tassie_rock.pdf - The Beaconsfield miner's soundtrack to the movie that'll probably come out in a couple of years or so...
miner-saviour.jpg - Hoff again to the rescue...
wasabi.wmv - How to snort wasabi just like in Jackass...
full_body_floss.mov - Dunno about the authenticity of this, but if he really did it, he's an idiot. I'm guessing if he tries to pull the string out, his intestines would be sliced up.
flyover_en.wmv - One more - this is the funniest :)
nuts_en.wmv - Another tyre ad...
hard_shoulder_en.wmv - Changing tyres can be dangerous...
http://media.putfile.com/Busje-Komt-Zo-87 - Wish a bus like this was around when I was going to school...
https://www.crazygames.com/game/four-second-fury - Another cool game... or games... Kinda makes you wanna take speed and go to a rave party.
http://homokaasu.org/gasgames/game.gas?25 - Pretty cool game :)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5895440828066301840 - Insane martial arts...
9/05/2006
alfred-e-neuman.gif - If you ever wondered what had happened to him, this animated gif should explain it.
up.wmv - Silly... some CARE required.
minerescuer.jpg - The miners are finally free thank God... and thank God for the Hoff!
duracellgermanyspot.wmv - Good ol' Duracell bunny :)
dogs_compilation.wmv - "FW: This is why dogs are great and cats are shit" - true :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/bikini.html - CARE required with this one!!! Nice bikinis - hopefully these become more popular and acceptable in society - everyone would be happier :)
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2006/04/30/MNGJGII7BB1.DTL&o=0&type=cars - Crazy yanks... Would have liked to see it go though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi-XH6sTuAU - WTF?!
8/05/2006
http://customwheel.com/custom_wheels/product_info.php/products_id/1687 - I hate overly fancy wheels, but these are cool. Click on "Click here to see them in action" and check out the video
mothersday.wmv - :)
jeep.wmv - Awesome car
evil-knevel.wmv - BAAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA suffer :)
checkurconcentration.xls - Thought it was one of those "look closely and i'll scare the crap out of you" thingies but I don't think it is. Then again, I didn't manage to get through it all (only tried once).
5/05/2006
mine.jpg - Another stupid trapped miners joke.
view-from-trapped-miners-cave.jpg - According to the email - "The miners in Tasmania yesterday were given a digital camera to help in the aid of the drilling. Here is a picture inside the cave.". Not very funny.
http://www.jihad.eu/ - Jihad Kebab
miners.jpg - "FW: Breaking News, one of the miners has just walked out!" - For those who don't know, it relates to a mine collapse in Tasmania. I didn't find it that funny, but you might!
the_real_meaning_of_traffic_signs.jpg - Oldie, but a goodie...
4/05/2006
wetbackmountain_1.wmv - Piss take of Brokeback Mountain
pothole.wmv - Quite an artistic crash...
toot_tone.wmv - Would be quite useful actually...
3/05/2006
mirror.jpg - If only they really did see it this way...
chopper-art.mov - Yet another Chopper Read vid - this time an art show. Funny stuff :)
homeland_security_in_old_days.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
midgethaiboxing.wmv - These little guys are great :) Owww! owww! OWWW!!!!!!
companypicnicsackrace.wmv - Little bit of CARE required with this one - not bad :)
2/05/2006
choppersdoesohs.wmv - Yet another Chopper Read video - funny stuff :)
truth.wmv - I remember someone telling me they heard this on a radio show a few years back... ahh well, it may be a setup but it's still ok...
stupid_hamster.wmv - Yep, pretty stupid!
newswimsuit.doc - Noice!
kurios-and-fun_03.pps - misc pics - not a bad collection
dolly.jpg - Big dog
dirty-sanchez.gif - Great explanation of the good ol' Dirty Sanchez...
http://franksemails.com/pics/worldcup2006stadium.html - 2006 World Cup Stadium in Munich - Just over a month to go!
----------Was interstate yesterday and wasn't able to update the site... ahh well...
28/04/2006
04_13_06_bambi.wmv - Bambi fights back...
don_tkissme.wmv - One of my all time favourites, how beautiful :)
http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/ - Copycat version of what I posted on the 6th/April.
http://www.wellcat.com/april/hug_an_australian_day.htm - Just be sure that if you decide to hug an Aussie, ensure that you let these guys know as they own the copyright to "hugging an aussie". If you make a profit out of it, they need a cut.
27/04/2006
http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/upload/draw-a-pig.swf - Bit silly
prisonbreak.jpg - Would be funny if this is where Michael Scofield led his escapees :) Oldie, but a goodie.
regreagan.pdf - Marty, Brent, Josh and Nat - take note!
26/04/2006
springboard-break.wmv - :)
can-crushing.wmv - Another one of those "I can crush a can with my massive rack" videos.
home_builder.wmv - Not a bad compilation on home renovation techniques... ouch...
redneck-tractor-pull.jpg - Noice :) Bit of CARE required.
25/04/2006
minister.wmv - Apparently it's the Greek Prime Minister doing this...(26/4/06 - i've just been informed that it's actually the Italian Prime Minister, Berlusconi, in this video doing it Greek style.)
eye_fi.wmv - Definitely need one of these :)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0411061foot1.html - Check out the video - funny stuff.
24/04/2006
imgstrane.pps - miscellaneous strange pics.
heinikenkalender2006.pps - I guess it's oldie, but a goodie day... someone's recycled these pics for a 2006 calendar...
collegaplagen1.pps - Office pranks - again, oldies, but goodies... although there's a couple i haven't seen.
chinesesex.pps - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html - FAQ on farts. Also, check out wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence
21/04/2006
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/34201/road_rage/ - :)
just-a-plant.pps - Teach your kids how to become pot heads and activists! - bizzare...
20/04/2006
http://www.appealnow.com/main.asp?sitepages=Viral_Campaign - Some ads against unfair parking tickets - funny stuff :) This is what I like to do to parking inspectors work - http://franksemails.com/pics/parkinginspectors.html
http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,10149,38419-1,00.html - Lots of misc pics here...
19/04/2006
badsurprisewhilerefueling.wmv - I guess the after effects of an LSD trip may feel like this perhaps? i dunno, i'm making all of this up...
douceurs.pps - I guess this would be another thing you'd see on an LSD trip...
japanese-metro.wmv - I remember seeing this kinda thing on TV - people are actually hired for the specific purpose of squeezing commuters in.
poodle-fitness.wmv - According to a mate of mine, this video will help you realise what an LSD trip is really like without having to take the stuff...
guess-who.jpg - uh...
8-mile.jpg - It's actually 12.875 according to my metric converter...
18/04/2006
http://fun.bowmans.com/poker/ - I didn't play this to the end when I posted it last Friday, but this time I did. If you didn't play it right through last time, make sure you do this time - it's easy anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXoAi_zQ5Q - Teenage lightsaber duel - very well done.
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/9311/Bizarre_baby_born_in_Nepal - Very bizzare - I wonder if Nir is a frog.
toiletaccident.pps - Yuck... Don't open if you have a weak stomach.
hotcheerleader.jpg - Oh yeah... uh sorry, couldn't help myself...
moon.jpg - "FW: Proof Lebs have been to the moon" - I didn't make that sentence up so please don't kill me!
faquir.wmv - :)
http://www.koreus.com/media/smart-bird.html - Einstein the parrot - another oldie, but a goodie.
http://www.flurl.com/item/De_Perfecte_Penis_u_106153/ - Bizzare... CARE required with this one.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7466666104246770991&q=jetpack&pl=true - Japanese water propelled jet-pack. Oldie, but a goodie.
14/04/2006
http://fun.bowmans.com/poker/ - I'll put this up as well - strip poker :)
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ - Oh, maybe i'll put up one thing. This is an old classic - one of my favourites. Make sure you watch it to the end!
----------Easter long weekend this weekend, so no updates 'till Tuesday.
13/04/2006
http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,18797413-23212,00.html - Should see if i can get him to say "franksemails.com is t0tally teh 1337!"
m030806explode.wmv - Wow, he's a lucky bugger...
firingtechniques.pps - Looks like a great place to bring up your kids...
bildtele.wmv - Nice ad, bit of CARE required :)
monkeyvstiger.wmv - And another cheeky monkey. Dissapointed that it didn't end how i would have liked...
steven-gerrard.wmv - Cheeky monkey! pwwned!!!! :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bcgoM3Ns6n8 - Good ol' chopper :)
http://www.chainsawmassacre.com.au/ - Not a bad ad...
12/04/2006
pleasepassthisontoanywomanyoucareabout_1.doc - Female version of that "carwash" scam... Bit silly. Some CARE required.
engaging_ring.wmv - :)
bagdad-striptease.wmv - Offensive but still funny...
http://franksemails.com/pics/42-below-ads.html - 42 Below ads
http://franksemails.com/pics/kournikova.html - Kournikova searching for her car keys...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6379146923853181774 - Not sure if I put this up once before... Pretty cool stuff anyway...
11/04/2006
http://www.fu-fme.com/ - Adds that extra "oomph" to online sex
http://franksemails.com/pics/veyron.html - Bugatti Veyron 16.4 - wow!
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/AppCommon/ - Another strange one, also crime related. Search for a criminal that's right for you!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp - Got this strange one in the email, along with this - (http://brianswatchingme.ytmnd.com/) and this pic - peppers.jpg.
wine-cork-soaking.wmv - Are you a good cork soaker? Bit silly, but still funny :)
toplesscarwash.wmv - OH YEAH! :)
safetyatwork.pdf - and a couple i haven't seen before in here either...
mcdonalsreachesafrica.jpg - uh...
http://franksemails.com/pics/more-chalk-drawings.html - Chalk Drawings - a couple I haven't seen before...
10/04/2006
http://www.google.com - Yet another google trick - "Go to google.com, enter "french military victories" as a search string and click "I'm feeling lucky" button."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf - Test your senses - Seen some of these tests before, but it's still a good time waster :)
http://franksemails.com/referralspam.html - Referral spammers, read this!
http://www.diyjoe.com/index.php?p=simonswears - A swearing version of Simon. Make sure you use headphones at work!
7/04/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/risque-ads.html - Risque ads... Most are old but there's some i haven't seen before...
http://franksemails.com/pics/fashion-trend.html - The latest fashion craze sweeping Japan!!!
google-search.jpg - Little bit of CARE required with this one...
6/04/2006
http://www.derbyphotos.co.uk/thenandnow/ - Got a rather nice email from a guy that runs this site who fixed up my 'hoff' pic - now it looks nicer when you move your mouse over it - thanks Andy :) Also, check out http://www.absolutelyandy.com/absolutely/
noglass.wmv - BAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUA!!!! :D
monkey.wmv - BAAAAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUA!!!! :D
http://franksemails.com/pics/amsterdam-police.html - Amsterdam Police - well, that's what the email said, i'll believe it.
gumka.wmv - It's amazing what people throw out these days...
http://www.helpwinmybet.com/ - Lets help this guy get over the line...
easter-bunnies.jpg - Oldie, but a... uh... yeah it's ok...
5/04/2006
gynaecologist.jpg - :)
aussiewelcomevideo.wmv - Another one of those "where the bloody hell are ya" ad spin-offs...
fixedmycomputer.jpg - How to solve every computer problem known to man!
3some.jpg - I was told to be careful when opening this...
droopy.jpg - :)
why-we-dont-take-grandpa-to-mardi-gras.jpg - Bit of CARE required with this one too...
http://franksemails.com/pics/tanga.html - NOICE!!!! (CARE required when opening)
simpsonsmovie.html - The Simpsons movie!!!
http://www.milinkito.com/swf/bart.php?texto=I+will+not+play+Solitaire+all+day+and+will+occasionally+call+clients - Or in my case - "I'll stop admiring the photo at the top of franksemails.com and write some code".
4/04/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/tattoed_granny.html - Tattoed Granny - uh... dunno what to say about this. Oh, yeah i do - CAREFUL when opening! (contains close-ups of bits)
http://franksemails.com/pics/true-fish-story.html - True fish story. Dunno why i'm putting this up...
http://franksemails.com/pics/honest-ads.html - Honest ads. Oldies, but goodies.
http://franksemails.com/pics/cyanide-and-happiness.html - Cyanide and Happiness - funny stuff. Check out explosm.net as well.
first_day_aid.wmv - I'd almost have to say 'careful' for this one 'cause of the sexual content, but not really...
dog_stealing_cats_dinner.wmv - :)
3/04/2006
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/04/02/1143916403846.html?from=top5 - "FW: Another one for the almost "darwin" awards."
listen_to_me.wmv - :)
bike_hit.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://trapdoor.darb.net/albums/General-Forum-Images/AutoPark_1.wmv - No doubt this will create more idiots that can't park.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LDd-9t1BEQ&eurl= - "The Muppet Matrix" - very well done.
http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/TenaciousD/fhg.html - Tenacious D's "Fuck her gently". CARE required when opening.
31/03/2006
sonswhomaketheirdaddyproud.pps - Some old, some new (or not seen by me, so therefore new :)
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2006/03/think-france.html - One of the best places in the world to invest your money...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-tshirts.html - "Fw: T-Shirts Not Sold At Wal-Mart"
some-old-favourites.htm - The 'ol classics... Who could ever forget the Dirty Sanchez...
http://franksemails.com/pics/hippo-eats-dwarf.html - Hippo eats dwarf & others - oldies, but goodies :)
they-have-banned-frank.jpg - Another day, another company banning me. If you want to get around it, you need to use a proxy (read about 'em here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxy_server). I'll see if i can get around to writing up some 'setup' instructions - one day, when i get around to it :) Another way to get around it is to, of course, take a laptop into work and a 3G/GSM/CDMA/whatever wireless internet card. I know it costs money, but it's worth it for franksemails.com alone.
sackrace.jpg - uh...
30/03/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/miscpics.html - misc stuff
29/03/2006
surrialiste.pps - good ol' worth1000.com...There's a titty on slide 7 so bit of CARE required.
rules.jpg - Yeah that's about right...
malaka.jpg - Poor kid :) I'm pretty sure that most English speaking non-Greek people would understand it, but if not, check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaka
koreanclocklady.mp3 - Very, very funny stuff :)
franks-emails-another-block.jpg - OMG! I've been blocked at another company!
breezers.doc - Oldie, but a goodie
http://franksemails.com/pics/signs-for-women.html - Signs for smart-ass obnoxious cows...
http://franksemails.com/pics/more-dog-abuse.html - Just be aware of this animal abuse. If you see it happen, call the RSPCA
http://franksemails.com/pics/live-longer.html - How to live longer... oldie, but re-hashed with an extra pic :)
28/03/2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgmI-GdiSEE&search=mark%20richardson - :)
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060327/OPINION01/603270342 - Spring break at Wal-Mart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nV70KzNrPE&search=scratch - Oldie, but a goodie :)
27/03/2006
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5721216010568488162&q=backstreet&pr=goog-sl - Maybe if the Backstreet Boys used these two to mime to their singing Milli Vanilli style, I would have liked them...
besthomeimprovementtoolever.wmv - Wont be able to update the site until probably really late in the afternoon, but i'll post a clip now (it's after midnight). This is a clip from Chris in the UK, who has kindly sent me her entire archive of stuff that she has. I'll do a page with all her stuff when i get around to it :)
24/03/2006
larrys_devastation.jpg - this is terrible...
monthly_man.wmv - :)
australian_national_anthem.wmv - Bit of a tool at the start for mocking our anthem, but he makes up for it...
boomovie.wmv - Another compilation... not bad.
http://www.wimp.com/fireroof/ - Good 'ol wimp.com - another humour site with no annoying banner ads... Not a bad compilation.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=90741 - Bloody hell bloody hell bloody hell bloody hell bloody hell!!!! I always think it's awesome that a minority group can control the choices of the masses. Here you go America, try this ad instead :)
23/03/2006
http://hackaday.com/entry/1234000773073600/ - Good 'ol hackaday.com - this is effing cool as. Give a new toy to beatboxers that's for sure :) Check out the video here - http://www.youtube.com/v/eRlhKaxcKpA
f1accident.jpg - "FW: Horrific F1 accident" - sorry...
22/03/2006
nokia-for-sale.jpg - My mate is selling 2 mobiles that he doesn't use anymore, if anyone is interested: (1) Almost new Nokia with camera (4.1 mega pixels) $250 ono. (2) Older model Nokia with camera and vibrating alert $150 ono ..... (btw, i know the brick's a motorola, i didn't write it)
http://www.lemmings.tv/bootcamp/?lang=en&country=uk - Never really liked lemmings back in the Amiga days, but this is ok.
brokebackmountain2.jpg - Oh yeah!!!
shark-vs-octopus.wmv - pretty cool...
dui-stop.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html - "FW: Man severs own penis, throws it at officers..."
21/03/2006
lentokentt.pps - Apparently this is also an oldie, but a goodie, but i haven't seen it before... stupid ending, so skip the last slide. Actually it's not really that good... anyway...
explainthisoneathome.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
googlein20years.jpg - I want this functionality NOW!!!
websense-block.html - What the?! Who would wanna block me?!
http://b.muglets.com/1TIA-B - Fun for about 30 seconds...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6036658873440327262 - Talking road kill :)
20/03/2006
newaussietourismad.wmv - Since you poms were bleeping out certain words in our last tourism ad, we decided to create a new one...
http://nikefootball.nike.com/nikefootball/jogatvcontent/nike_brazilian_ping_pong/nike_brazilian_ping_pong_uk_high.wmv - Guess he's got a bit of skill...
17/03/2006
poolkid.wmv - Great trick shots
pimp-my-bride.wmv - Should invite Xzibit around when my big day comes...
crazy_old_bitch.wmv - Only in America...
http://www.gumtree.com/london/84/4150784.html - Pretty sweet deal - apparently this is a photo of her: http://www.geocities.com/kellstar96/thebar.jpg.
16/03/2006
youngkiwi.wmv - They learn early...
potential-road-kill.wmv - not bad... extra funny 'cause of what i named the file as :)
84_holdi.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie - apparently it's from a Belgian chat show, and the guy being interviewed had his testicles removed by mistake in an operation.
spectacularpicture.pps - Can't be bothered verifying if this is true or not, but pretty cool anyway...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqloHbHlA40&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b - I use my no-name-brand PC for that too...
jurrasic_fart.wmv - Awwwww cuuuute :)
15/03/2006
http://www.schapellecorbytours.com/ - Oh dear...
http://franksemails.com/pics/kilts.html - What's under those kilts - in case you're wondering. Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/ - And this is what people do after smoking it...
caveofweed.pps - Wow - definitely the most elaborate weed growing installation i've seen.
http://franksemails.com/pics/maxine.html - Maxine has some interesting thoughts
http://franksemails.com/pics/2019.html - End of the world - 2019
14/03/2006
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/hatchback-hate-lamborghini-chased/2006/03/14/1142098434742.html - "delusions of grandeur"... great stuff :)
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php - Good Engrish :)
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/mixedtwins.asp - Received this one in the email - thought for sure that it's a photoshop - but snopes verifies that it's true, amazing.
russellpeters-08-italians.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie :)
newwordsfor2006.doc - I'm sure this gets renamed every year
podbor5_24.jpg - BAAAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA not...
http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf - Oldie, but a goodie...
13/03/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/believe_it_or_not.html - Misc pics.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ - Bit weird - dunno who this is taking the piss out of...
http://media.putfile.com/vid04 - Looks like she just orgasmed after that... surely that would damage her insides.
----------Today is Labour day public holiday in Victoria, and I only just woke up (it's 2pm), which is why i'm late...
10/03/2006
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18413636-2,00.html?from=rss - "FW: If there isn't a better case for court imposed sterilisation, I can't think of one" - damn straight... how can people like this exist?!
http://franksemails.com/pics/creative-bags.html - Creative bags
laughing-babies.wmv - Even as babies they sound like hillbillies :)
sprintcrime.wmv - My mobile does this too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw - Real life simpsons intro - pretty good :)
http://files.deviantart.com/f/2004/188/8/7/gridgame.swf - Not a bad game...
9/03/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/knitting_for_psychos.html - Knitting for psychos - very creative.
budlight-clown.wmv - Another bud light ad - funny stuff :)
bh.wmv - Damn Greek's a funny language :) If you don't speak it, your loss :oP~~~
8/03/2006
http://blogs.smh.com.au/entertainment/archives/david_higgins/003750.html - Good 'ol Wing (if you don't know who she is, check out: http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/). She's back - back in black :)
lifeguardbreak.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://franksemails.com/pics/home-zoo.html - "FW: Bored at home? - create your own zoo!"
http://franksemails.com/pics/stickmen.html - Stick men - I'd like to know where these came from... someone's a comedian out there...
http://www.cowabduction.com/ - Please help these guys out - Stop cow abduction today!
7/03/2006
----------I've just been informed that franksemails.com has been blocked by a company my friend works at. They use websense and they've deemed franksemails.com to be 'tasteless' :) Noice :)
http://f2.org/humour/songs/crs.html - uh...
monster-of-loch-ness.pps - noice.... bit of care required.
6/03/2006
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3887556438736867535&q=catapult - and another...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-456486683915974317&q=crate - and another...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8282395040911573661&q=wrecking+ball - You've seen "Pimp my ride", now there's VW...
smartass-check.xls - Not bad. Example, No.15 is "crossroads"
http://franksemails.com/pics/dangers_of_working_on_a_brazillian_pipe_line.html - Dangers of working on a Brazillian pipeline - Oldie, but... uh... ugh...
child.wmv - This is me at work every day...
pic12896.gif - Bit silly...
thai-bar.jpg - Oh yeah!!! (little bit of CARE required)
3/03/2006
scarface_kwik.wmv - Scarface, the short version - use headphones at work, plenty of swearing.
theplacetobe.jpg - Oh yeah! :)
http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/jingle_bells_reversed.swf - Jingle bells song played in reverse. Interesting...
2/03/2006
dot.pps - "FW:Find the dot within 10seconds - whats your score" - these things are getting old...
http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html - I think they're targeting the wrong demographic with this advert - bit of CARE required when running the demo :)
birdfluprevention.jpg - Sorry.
j-dchopper.jpg - :)
retouching.pps - More re-touching before and after pics
1/03/2006
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4313772690011721857 - Actually, I think I prefer the M$ packaging...
http://www.margueriteperrin.com/ - Seems to me she knew what she was doing when she flipped on (inter)national TV. Pisser :)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176 - This has to be the fattest warrior I've seen in my life... Perhaps she should have appeared on The Biggest Loser instead...
http://www.setanta.com/content/setanta/website.nsf/systemcontent/newsarticle?open&articleid=b854fabf4bca48ea8025711500402f0b&pageid=06ca29b91a77038e80256e8a005294ea& - Great choice of words for the headline...
newseatbeltdesign.jpg - I'm gonna install one tonight...
http://www.goalpoker.com/penalty_strip/goalPoker_01.html - Oh yeah!
http://www.venganza.org/ - Oldie, but a goodie :)
28/02/2006
http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/slides/Dragon%20Ballz.html - Gotta love easy to follow instructions
http://darb.net/anonymous/Engineers_lava_lamp - Thought i already sent this not long ago - but this is a different one - a lot bigger
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,17909-2057781,00.html - $US5000 to become a virgin again...
where_sthestrimmer.jpg - Furry muff! CARE required. Sorry...
fashionaccessory.jpg - Oldie, but a goodie...
peakhour.wmv - The bus ride would've been fun :)
27/02/2006
http://franksemails.com/pics/bowaccident.html - Bow accident - since we're on the theme of "nasty stuff" today...
rally6.wmv -
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rally4.wmv -
rally3.wmv -
rally2.wmv -
rally1.wmv - Rally videos - some of these are quite nasty.
ww.wmv - Awesome stuff - great control in the recovery.
zexbomb.jpg - OH NOICE!!!! It's a photoshop, but still - very sexy! :) Bit of CARE required.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm - "Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat"
http://franksemails.com/pics/bestspamemailever.html - The best spam email i've ever received...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bumper-stickers.html - Bumper stickers - personally, I never really liked bumper stickers, but you might like these. I really hate those "Baby on board" signs a lot of people seem to put on their cars - it seems to give them an excuse to drive more like an ignorant asshole... Whoa! "Baby on board!!!" I'm gonna drive all over the road like an idiot at 10km/h under the limit in my oversized useless piece of shit Porsche Cayenne Toorak Tractor that I use to take my dumbass kids to school! Look out!!! Sorry, it's Monday... No offence to people who drive Porsche Cayenne's to take their kids to school.
http://franksemails.com/pics/stupid-anims.html - "Fw: When Computer Geeks Get Bored..."
embarrassingmoments.pps - Oldie, but a goodie...
masaj_1.wmv - Awwww :)
separated.jpg - Hmmm.... it's-a makin' me think...
24/02/2006
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html - "Repulsive 'Wifely Expectations' pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case" - Surely has to be a fetish couple who are into that kinda thing... Actually, no - the wife never signed it. hmmm, what a retard - needs to have his balls removed and fed to him.
http://franksemails.com/pics/new-motivation-pics.html - Motivational posters - new ones - a nasty bugger must have made these up :)
notgood.pps - Accidents and other stuff - some old, some new.
http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/ - Another site related to this awesome time of year :) This one has annoying popup ads though which sucks.
http://www.bbandbjday.com/ - It's that time of year again! Woohoo! :)
----------Decided to move old stuff to another page - this way, the front page will load quicker. If you want to access old stuff, click on the link that says "22/2/06 - epoch" below.
23/02/2006
uk_idol.wmv - This guy's a pisser :)
la_denti.mpe - Bit silly, but i've seen sillier stuff propogate like wild fire, so here you go...
http://www.glumbert.com/media/rave.html - Someone's excited...
http://franksemails.com/pics/fubar.html - FUBAR - I think this goes beyond fubar!
http://franksemails.com/pics/sylvester.html - Sylvester the cat
http://franksemails.com/pics/office-skills.html - Office Skills - I live by these simple rules. I remember these as being George Costanza's "commandments for working hard" a while back, but i've also been informed that these originally came from Scott Adams - the author of the Dilbert comics.
http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=116 - I like sadistic people with too much time and money on their hands :)
http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html - Too much coffee and not enough porn. I'm sure their parents would blame society for this...
budlight4.wmv -
budlight3.wmv -
budlight2.wmv -
budlight1.wmv - Some bud light ads...
broadymonopoly-new-edition.jpg - Bit more creative that having just "go to jail" on every square
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