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Archive 17/7/07



23/06/2007
http://franksemails.com/2nd-bday.html - Happy 2nd birthday franksemails.com!!!
22/06/2007
revolution.wmv - Funny stuff
http://www.break.com/index/japanese-tetris.html - Japanese tetris - pisser
21/06/2007
nasi-goreng.jpg - Funny stuff - see this if you don't watch Aussie TV.
humpedbyadolphin.wmv - Beastiality is wrong
----------Busy as again, so late updates again... ahh well...
20/06/2007
hi-speed-camera.wmv - High speed camera - awesome stuff
----------Been a busy week this week for me, hence the late update
19/06/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8 - If I was an American, I'd vote for this guy...
18/06/2007
paris-new-fragrance.jpg - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/pasha-bulka - Ahh well, at least there's a rescue plan put in place...
http://franksemails.com/pics/holden-bbq - Bah... They're never quite the same once they've been converted to LPG...
15/06/2007
haha.jpg - Says it all really...
badday.wm - Not a bad compilation
crybaby1_1.wmv - Might make for a good soccer player...
14/06/2007
marriage-license.jpg - If only...
gotcha.wmv - Great friends...
13/06/2007
tiger_spotting_in_kaziranga.wmv - Tasty meal on an elephant
charity-collection.wmv - Maybe I should sign up, I could be quite a popular philanthropist...
12/06/2007
juangabriel1.wmv - Why cordless mics were invented...
mulereporter.wmv - Ouch
ohsaycanu.wmv - A new definition for embarrassment...
11/06/2007
----------Happy Birthday Queeny! (Queen's Birthday public holiday today in the penal colony located down under). To celebrate, i've put up my backlog of stuff that i've been too slack to put up over the last couple of weeks...
alternative-london2_62CA37.jpg - Another London olympics logo...
fruitnveg.doc - Bit silly...
eggharbortollmva_1.asf - Skipping the toll will get you burnt... (yes, i'm a sick puppy).
bluebeauty.pps - Perty...
sto_tsak.wmv - Nearly lost his head...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWI_jc4agYs - Looks roadworthy...
http://www.heaven666.org/applying-sick-creativity-on-dead-rats-8924.php - Such a waste of a tasty treat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY - Mind the hoogen boogen for the first minute... after that it's not bad :)
http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1791 - "Sexy" stormtrooper - the most ridiculous outfit i've seen...
http://pileofphotos.com/view/78/Clothes_made_of_condoms - And some lovely she-males modeling them... noice...
http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/battle-at-kruger-unbelievable-brawl-in-the-safari/ - Pretty cool...
http://www.gopotato.tv/player... - One for the feminists...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6732003.stm - "Wheelchair man gets highway ride" - would've liked to have seen that on video :)
8/06/2007
friendscomeandgo.wmv - New extreme sports event...
howard-mad-cnut.jpg - Yo yo yo!
7/06/2007
http://www.break.com/index/best-passed-out-prank-ever.html - Funny stuff :) (as opposed to all the crap stuff i put up on this site :)
6/06/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ehLDVoujI - Family Guy/Star Wars. Pisser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W_gInR3gXs - Here's the goatse BBC clip from yesterday...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBWwkRkNUKo - Awesome fight scene (not really safe for work)
5/06/2007
http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html - An absolute ripper of a story - scamming the scammer. Long read, but worth it. It has pictures too - I like picture stories.
icemintsanexplosion.wmv - Ahh - just as fresh as my farts...
new_communication_technologies.wmv - :)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7254411 - BBC loves goatse!
4/06/2007
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=841651212169523424 - Rubber band gymnast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcWjYovu5QI - Boom Shake The Room!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8xpHdItrE - This is highly gay. And by gay, I mean happy!
1/06/2007
sesamestreetmafia.wmv - Sesame streets
doyouknowwhoiam.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
31/05/2007
cumin.gif - Sorry...
mouse-trap-scrotum.wmv - Try this at home kids!
30/05/2007
letter_written_in_2070.pps - I dunno... perhaps I haven't seen much, but I reckon this has to be one of the worst socialist environazi propaganda pieces i've seen.
nice-tv.wmv - Good for pr0n in bed...
http://ant.simianzombie.com/games/ik/ik.php - Good 'ol wikipedia comes through for me again and finds me a flash Amiga version of IK+ - this brought a tear to my eye :)
http://www.international-karate.de.vu/ - I'm sure this'll spark a few memories...
http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/balaskas/?action=view¤t=BusDrag.flv - Crazy school bus on a drag strip
howtodriveahummeriniraq.wmv - How to drive a Humvee in Iraq. Great stuff - too bad it's got a shitty horn.
http://www.soglos.com/sport-outdoor/27314/Head-over-heels-for-Cheese-Rolling - Hope the cheese is worth it...
29/05/2007
http://bored.blosker.com/link/hotel-soap-and-its-wily-ways-11725 - Bizzare...
----------Been a bit busy lately... Hopefully tonight i'll get around to the large backlog of emails that i've got...
28/05/2007
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=269523 - "Gay bar wins right to ban heterosexuals" - I wonder how they'd test for it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWcAkxzkv4 - Now this looks like a cool toy...
25/05/2007
taxiplease.wmv - Bit silly...
http://franksemails.com/pics/stupid-cats - Dogs are better...
segway.jpg - I envy her laziness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKIyDDj7Dx4 - Awww give him a box of Kleenex...
24/05/2007
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aJDG6HHgcf4 - I need me one of them muscle suits...
http://www.drfoster.co.uk/Guides/Consul... - Don't allow this guy to help you give him a sample...
http://ummyeah.com/page/Incredible_Zodiac_Sign_Tattoos_pics - Pretty.... not safe for work though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFidDhoSE_k - Kinda hypnotic actually... I wonder if he shat his pants... geddit? shat? William Shatner? God i'm funny...
23/05/2007
truckinvietnam.pps - More recycled pics...
erect.jpg - :)
prelude3.wmv - Bet he can't do it on Guitar Hero
helicopterwash.wmv - Missed the boat by a bit i think...
earth_is_filled_with_stupid_beings.wmv - Stupid 911 calls
curioso.pps - Misc pics
boutique.wmv - This is how I see myself in 30 years...
baby_vs_cobra.wmv - Awwwww!
sesame_street_in_da_hood.wmv - Pisser - use headphones at work
http://franksemails.com/pics/another-set-of-somewhat-interesting-ads - Ads...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007220369,00.html - Forget Israel/Palestine, forget Iraq, forget Iran, forget the south of Thailand - THIS is news!
http://www.1-click.jp/ - A simpler explanation of this.
22/05/2007
itchy-back.wmv - :)
elephant.asf - How elephants relieve each other of constipation...
dingo1.jpg - For those who don't know, a dingo is a mini bobcat... pretty sure it is anyway...
1257piss.wmv - Watersports for the whole family...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs - Sorry...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40865443@N00/499142480/ - 6/7 Waz says: "what a touching tribute to his dead wife to have a pic of her on his arm that looks like it was taken after she pressed her face against a window"
21/05/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXS-mC2x_1c - I'm guessing he's not employed, and I hope that he doesn't have children...
18/05/2007
http://www.break.com/index/breakdancer-kicks-3-year-old.html - I always thought that break dancing was an '80s thing, but it looks like they're coming up with some new moves... this one's most impressive...
17/05/2007
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/05/16/1178995189179.html?from=top5 - Looks like today i'm doing an "almost made it to the darwin awards" day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtuVL1Pc26U - *THUD!*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXq_pnKMFSg - Ahh yes, the more he worried that he was being burnt alive, the more I laughed...
16/05/2007
microfone_pimenta.wmv - Tasty...
global-warming.jpg - More hostile extreme left wing propaganda about the dangers of this global warming conspiracy...
microphone.wmv - Weird telephone...
http://www.recordholdersrepublic.co.uk/toprecordholders.asp - I bet No. 11's a healthy bloke...
strip-poker.wmv - Ouch - very cruel.
15/05/2007
provemewrong.pps - Well, given that I use my laptop for my email and to update this site, I'm pretty safe... oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/ - Street fighter with biblical characters... not bad...
14/05/2007
beer-vs-makeup.jpg - :)
new_passenger_cabins_in_aircraft.pps - Pretty cool...
idontbeleive.wmv - Anyone care to smell the pretty flowers after this?
11/05/2007
http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/ee476... - Now this is a cool idea :)
lovely-photo.jpg - Not a good look... (not safe for work)
camping-is-fun.pps - Bit wet...
deadlyhandsomemen.wmv - Sexy blokes...
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/fire%21/pyromaniacs-delight-rube-goldberg-machine-259155.php - How to boil water... (great stuff)
10/05/2007
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gx1CkPcICaY - Can't get much more moronic than this - Squid boy, i'll call him, 'cause one day he'll end up under a truck and go "squish!"
coldsnap.pps - Brrr!!!
dogscompilation.wmv - Another reminder as to why dogs are awesome and cats suck
http://franksemails.com/pics/bjs - Wholesale BJs!? Sign me up!
http://wantitnow.ebay.co.uk/A-PAIR-OF-BALLS-AND-A-SPINE-FOR-MY-HUSBAND... - eBay wanted item - Pair of balls and a spine.
funny-japanese.wmv - Gotta love Japanese humour... especially the bukkake about 1:20 into it... (yes, it's safe for work)
http://www.wedigtv.com/ - People who like boring game shows will love this - commercial breaks and all...
9/05/2007
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9162617835639477218&q=genre%3Acomedy - Rowan Atkinson - full video
what_guys_really_think.wmv - Ah yes, I'm ordering me a copy of this book! (use headphones at work)
theamericanfamilypicnic.wmv - Awww, it just melts my heart!
bunkered.wmv - Gee... didn't see that coming...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RHkOQFF5ewk - "Cosmic Voyage" - interesting.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=at6VK-Yf2Pc - This oughta shut up a lot of motorbicyclists out there - they pester on like Mac zealots...
8/05/2007
shake_it_in_the_park.wmv - A drink that helps you make friends #2
shake_it_in_the_jail.wmv - A drink that helps you make friends #1
http://forum.football365.com/index.php?... - Changing pr0n pics to look innocent... not bad (not 100% safe for work)
7/05/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-houses2 - Nice Houses
boatimage0011.jpg - Fast boat
adult-tea-time.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie (use headphones at work!)
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-shoes - Foot binding... yuck...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007190791,00.html - £160 an hour!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3XIpOHwfOM - Perhaps the people who do pork advertisments should consider hiring this guy... Not really safe for work (lots of swearing)
4/05/2007
may-the-4th.jpg - May the 4th be with you! (sorry)
it_pro2.wmv - Idiot end-users way back when...
smartestmanintheworld.wmv - Smartest man in the world
kiwiphone.jpg - :)
recreate-a-movie-scene.wmv - :)
kung-fu-shoelaces.wmv - secaleohS uF gnuK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQWLSYxa90 - Interpretation of "F#$king Hostile - Pantera" - Absolute ripper!!! Needless to say, use headphones at work. (some rude pictures in the clip too, so some discretion required at work)
3/05/2007
madintersection.wmv - Dodge 'em cars!
2/05/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhJtI4Uyt7k - BAHAHAHA It's only screams of laughter for me :)
1/05/2007
how-to-impress.jpg - I'm impressed...
nevergetdrunkinthailand.jpg - Not safe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNWmQiYb5I - Walrus belting off.... i'm sure you'll find this interesting...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bird-feeder - That's a big bird...
30/04/2007
cork_bottle.wmv - How to get a cork out of a wine bottle... Useful trick if you're into wine making I suppose...
applied_geometry.jpg - Not bad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRv4qXcB97s - Laugh, and you're going to Hades... See you there...
http://www.thisispembrokeshire.net/display.var.1351648... - Somehow, I don't think this woman should be a school teacher...
27/04/2007
car-accident-voicemail.mp3 - Running commentary of a car accident. Funny stuff :)
moraleboosterposters.pps - Yay for asshole posters...
dubailandiaeng.pps - Yay for Dubai...
aviation1.pps - Yay for airplanes...
http://franksemails.com/pics/what-ads-should-say - Uhhh... someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed before writing these...
http://franksemails.com/pics/sharks-rugby-team - Noice! (Bit pervy for work)
http://franksemails.com/pics/clever-ads - Clever ads
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070420/thl-uk-nutrition-cocktails-acc9995.html - Gay drinks make you healthy!
golf-buddies.wmv - Human tee
26/04/2007
saudisandals.wmv - Saudi Road Skating
beer_launcher_on_letterman.wmv - Beer Launcher on Letterman - The same one I posted on 2/03/2007
25/04/2007
----------ANZAC Day public holiday today, so no updates. Lest we forget.
24/04/2007
caught-in-office.wmv - Busted!
iraqi-night1.wmv - Too bad for them they weren't French-Canadian...
french-canadians-in-afganistan.wmv - Even the Canadian Frenchies are.... er... funny :)
no-bsit-works.jpg - Yay! Chain mail that actually works!
women.wmv - Just like those cat video clips...
pamelas-nsfw.wmv - Sausage anyone? (not safe for work)
arrowhead.wmv - Arrowhead beer - oldie, but a goodie...
kassie-kick-his-assk.wmv - Kick his ask!
eric-o-shea-tv-commercials.wmv - Not bad...
http://franksemails.com/pics/paris-lingerie - Hooray for dopey slappers! (Paris Hilton warning - not 100% safe for work...)
http://franksemails.com/pics/women-badges - Badges for inarticulate, angry women...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPXGuRIXsA - Every football field needs Mr T.
23/04/2007
http://laughingsquid.com/goatsecx-is-for-sale/ - Now this is a great opportunity... If only i had the cash...
bonerol1.wmv - Make your dog happy again...
pimp-my-earth-mover.jpg - :)
wine-glass.gif - How alcoholics limit themselves to 'one glass'...
boat-parking.jpg - oops...
pelikan.wmv - Bet that tasted good...
http://www.sannas-shop.com/store/produtoen.php?id=100536 - Hopefully this takes off here...
http://www.glumbert.com/media/laugh - Kinda sounds like Goofy...
http://www.lost.eu/40f0a - Great game... all you do is login. Joy. But you get points, and points are cool :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gnmqK7xksgI - Great goal...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjDMfNSJICU - How the Germans learnt about fisting... (safe for work, but bizzare...). Never thought someone could get a black eye from a Turkey slap!
20/04/2007
learnchinesein5minutes.pdf - Oldie, but a goodie...
snowboarding.wmv - Didn't see that happening...
sydney-harbour-light.pps - Bah! The only thing Sydney's got going for it...
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php - uh... The URL says it all...
19/04/2007
meetingtheparents.wmv - Not sure if I see what the problem is here...
18/04/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/punter-and-hus - For the cricket-goss fans...
http://franksemails.com/pics/wood-is-murder - Poor trees
inspirational.jpg - Hmm... Personally, I reckon "Opportunity" would have been more appropriate...
17/04/2007
sotm_cargames.wmv - Try this at home kids! #2
new_cargames.wmv - Try this at home kids!
212856ballsofsteels.wmv - At least he finished his beer...
http://franksemails.com/pics/300-photoshops - uh-oh... here comes a new internet passtime... all we need now is photoshops of the Hoff in 300...
reklamvolkswagen.wmv - Creative...
http://franksemails.com/pics/sculptures-ron-mueck - Not bad...
somethingwrong.pps - More misc pics
hiiiilariouspictures.pps - Misc pics
hide-from-wife.jpg - Useful technique...
223102sofa_king_snl.wmv - Sofa King - oldie, but a goodie.
http://www.soe.ucsc.edu/~inio/dk/ - Donkey Kong in post-it notes. Pretty cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs9kUDaJBPg - Drive-thru car wash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnsz8Uc3enE - One legged salsa - pretty good.
http://carhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw - Bah! There's no way a lightning bolt could take away that many hit points...
16/04/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jfBGhWo760 - I'm glad I was only a kid back in the '80s... Didn't have to embarrass myself with the "fashion"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMV8sfxzsh4 - Yum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC5c7PwSKPw&NR=1 - Look forward to reading about this kid in the Darwin awards in the near future...
quadbackflip.wmv - The f-word in slow-mo!
13/04/2007
3stages_918.jpg - "The Three stages of intoxication" - noice (not safe for work)
dog-in-pool.wmv - Cats suck because Dogs rule!
http://www.flatheadv8.org/v8bob/carshow.htm - Scale model of a scale model...
12/04/2007
eyesightproblem.wmv - Ahh noice - they gargle - just like the GGG...
she_shakes_like_a_nissan_truck.wmv - Bit silly...
11/04/2007
when_it_is_ok_to_pee_your_pants.wmv - :)
good-mic-technique.wmv - Hmmm... I'm pretty sure you're supposed to hold it the other way...
http://franksemails.com/pics/instant-swimming-pool - Another good reason to jack up the price of oil...
10/04/2007
----------Ok.. Go to google.com and type in your name and the word "needs" (e.g.: "frank needs"). Apparently, I need a date, and some sensitivity training, among other things...
----------Hope you had a great Easter long weekend like i did - back to work unfortunately...
5/04/2007
idiot_of_the_year_3.wmv - Idiot
idiot_of_the_year_2.wmv - Idiot
idiot_of_the_year_1.wmv - Idiot
juggling_finale.wmv - Chris Bliss
http://franksemails.com/pics/never-too-old - Not safe for anyone to look at. Don't open at work, don't open it ever! Don't send this on to anyone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTKE-H3oaIo - More proof of how awesome dogs are... oldie, but a goodie.
4/04/2007
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=258472 - "Richards 'snorted dad's ashes, cocaine'" - I bet it was his ass that he snorted...
nioce-mouse-pads.jpg - Noice
noice-comic.jpg - Noice
toilet-paper.jpg - "FW: How to save toilet paper"
bs_bingo.pdf - An old favourite...
http://www.darb.net/rs6crash/rs6crash.htm - Very sad...
l6ife.pps - Delete!? Just when the fun starts!?
pillow.wmv - I'd use the bathroom instead...
mother_in_law.pps - Dont read this spoiler! - THE FATHER IN LAW GIVES THE SON IN LAW A PORSCHE FOR LETTING THE MOTHER IN LAW DROWN! Sorry.
pacotedebiscoitosj.pps - Well, there's one thing I won't get back after watching this - the 2 minutes of my life i spent looking at it. If i looked at it, then so should you - open it and read the whole thing. If you're in a fragile mood, it'll make you cry.
3/04/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/impossible-recoveries - Impossible recoveries
http://franksemails.com/pics/belly-button-jewelry - Noice and noicer...
2/04/2007
http://thirdeyedumb.com/2007/03/selfmade_vagina.html - DIY javina... uh... Maybe a little discretion required....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM - Poor Kermit...
http://www.blacksheepthemovie.com/ - :)
30/03/2007
titan.jpg - :)
t-shirt.pps - Not 100% safe for work...
living-in-a-garbage-truck.pps - Interesting idea, but i see no windows on the outside even though there are plenty of them on the inside. Must be a mystery garbage truck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYbX7Hdqbw - Dumbass... helps to read the comments on the left side of the video first...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tth9krDtxII&NR - Oldie, but a goodie - quite a serious accident... I can only make out what he says at the start, translated he says "F--- my Mother Mary you have a red light!"... Trust me, "f-- the Mother Mary" is a common (and disgusting) phrase in Greek.
29/03/2007
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2007/03/send-me-your-weak-your-tired-your.html - Everyone can tell that from my list of links below that i'm an evil, neocon capitalist pig. And what better way to further my personal money-grubbing agenda than to promote Captain Capitalism's Annual Chart Contest!!! You too can help me pollute the minds of young, impressionable children before the angelic and divine socialists/unionists have a chance!
http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html - One of the most "addicting" games ever!
28/03/2007
http://www.stuffed.co.nz/index... - What a great idea - hope it catches on.
easter-card.jpg - This one's doing the rounds once again...
wanking-dog.wmv - Being able to lick yourself is an admirable talent. What a waste... (might be a little rude for work)
27/03/2007
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html - :)
proof-man-needs-wife.jpg - Yeah, i'm convinced...
best-sign-ever.jpg - Well, I guess computers and the intarweb have that effect on guys...
20061128kerimoven2.jpg - How to split a million bucks...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=44f7BewqNqA - Turn the volume down and enjoy... Actually, the chorus is kinda catchy...
26/03/2007
borat-sexy-drown-watch.wmv - Sexy time!
pool-slingshot.wmv - Transportation for drunks... Reposted as it didn't quite upload properly on friday...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyZwT3XHnA8 - :)
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml - Safe for work, although the URL might raise a red flag on your network... bizzare...
http://www.santasm.net/ - One of the most important video clips you'll ever see
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2 - Keep this guy away from car parks...
http://www.glumbert.com/media/buddha - "Dancing like Buddha" - pretty cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czfoG8RslCI - Now it's "new and improved" with everyone's favourite porn star :) (yes, it's safe for work)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KG60iPYFjw - Remember this?
23/03/2007
pool-slingshot.mpg - Transportation for drunks...
people-who-annoy-you.wmv - Clip from South Park. Pisser :)
22/03/2007
ostern_faellt_aus.jpg - No easter bunny this year :(
watching-sport.wmv - This is why I don't watch much sport...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=256055 - "Cruise 'pesters Beckhams with 18 calls in an hour'". Tool.
21/03/2007
thebigabc11-nsfw.wmv - ABC's - old classique - NOT safe for work.
funnychurchmoments.wmv - Okish... i'm sure you'll find it funny though...
blanket.wmv - One of the best inventions ever!
robinwilliamsafrica.wmv - :)
pool_jump_miss.wmv - Dumbass...
dice.wmv - Now this is a useful talent...
surprise.wmv - What a lovely surprise - I'm glad he saw the funny side of it!
20/03/2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox - Information on the study of the "Buttered cat paradox".
aviation.pps - Pretty cool...
penguinjoke.wmv - An old favourite.
http://bbandbjday.com/ - Happy Beer, Beef and Blowjob day everyone!
19/03/2007
http://www.solidworkspilot.com/ - Paper airplane game - pretty cool.
http://bbandbjday.com/ - Don't forget! Tomorrow is Beer, Beef and Blowjob day! Hooray for Zoidberg!!!
16/03/2007
http://blogs.theage.com.au/entertainment/archives/2007/03/last_laugh_so_g.html - Yep, they're that good...
http://franksemails.com/pics/best-place-for-lunch - Underwater restaurant
ad_joeytomatoes2004.wmv - hahaahhahah this never happens...
best-bird-in-the-world.wmv - Smart bird
greatsunglasses.jpg - Yes they are. NOT safe for work.
piccolinipiccolini.pps - Awwww :)
wc_man.wmv - Didn't quite like this, but i'm sure you will!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070312/ap_on_sc/polar_trek_1 - "A North Pole expedition meant to bring attention to global warming was called off after one of the explorers got frostbite." BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
15/03/2007
vibrator-recall.mp3 - Oldie, but a goodie...
beefcurtains.mp3 - Oh man i'm so gonna use this...
im-her-daddy.wmv - "Don't judge too quickly" #4 - although i remember posting this one not too long ago
http://franksemails.com/pics/big-hole - Big hole - i'm sure i've seen this before somewhere, can't remember though...
http://franksemails.com/pics/latest-jap-fashion - Not safe for work. Latest Japanese fashion trend... Hopefully it'll take off down under...
slotmachine1.xls - Boobie slot machine - some care required at work.
hitthecyclist.doc - Good stress relief after driving along side some annoying bicycle riders... just like the penguin game...
grant.mp3 - Not bad... foul language, so use headphones at work.
kurbanbb.wmv - Awesome headbanging clip
14/03/2007
balls_out_jeans.wmv - Latest in fashion
http://franksemails.com/pics/vege-carving - Playing with your food
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-rims - Very nice
http://franksemails.com/pics/corolla-for-sale - Corolla for sale...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bulgaria - Life in Bulgaria...
how-to-speak-nz.jpg - ...end I slupped and trupped and rupped my knutted whuncheeter...
everbeenthisdrunk.jpg - Looks like he found a good listener...
don_tjudgetooquickly3.wmv - "Don't judge too quickly" #3
don_tjudgetooquickly2.wmv - "Don't judge too quickly" #2
don_tjudgetooquickly1.wmv - "Don't judge too quickly" #1
070213_web_irish-indian.mp3 - Not PC...
13/03/2007
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/382178/saddam_the_unseen_video/ - Saddam's still alive...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=605_1173266307 - Ouch...
http://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/hacker-or-spacker/ - Very politically incorrect. Only got 2 wrong.
http://www.duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/Arrested_man_looks_like_Beavis/ - With all the scratches on his head, this guy must do a lot of thinking...
http://www.dancingyak.co.uk/blog/2007/02/worst-birthday-card-ever.html - Not normal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfl0KROEI8M - When i read "3 play" i thought it meant something else... ahh well, this is cool anyway.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/457081/animal_attack_moray_eel_bites_scuba_diver_and_eats_his_thumb/ - Mmmm! Fish fingers!
http://www.shopneo.co.uk/flux-capacitor-free-shipping--c-352-p-1-pr-16735.html - Cheap flux capacitor - needs plutonium
----------Yesterday was Labour day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
9/03/2007
http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf - UK's National Health Service's list of translations for european doctors working in South Yorkshire...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQkoCmGlxoo - TV stations should use this trailer next time they advertise for Mary Poppins. Pisser.
----------Oops... my bad. Links from yesterday are working fine now.
8/03/2007
sharpen_uplg_prog.wmv - Funny stuff :)
romantic_ride.wmv - Mmmmm... BBQ....
bombaimstyle.wmv - Classy...
7/03/2007
convenient.jpg - Best bar in the world...
http://franksemails.com/pics/noice-bedding - Not really safe for work...
qantas-airplane-sex-guide.doc - Some useful tips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvul3DC4l4E - Uh...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007100574,00.html - "...the most exclusive write-off on the planet."
6/03/2007
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/ - NZ's fastest growing personals site!
http://franksemails.com/pics/thai-twins - Lucky, lucky, lucky bugger...
5/03/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3oWv2a_ms - Don't think i've seen Judge Judy this pissed before...
http://www.youtube.com/wathttp://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/trannyorgranny/ - Uh... turn down the sound at work... in fact, turn down the sound no matter where you are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgQG3I9Lxrk - Claymation pr0n... bizzare. NOT safe for work.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q - Squirrel on the turps...
2/03/2007
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11yc7_robot-libido - Impressive use of disgraceful technology... uh, actually, the other way around... Great stuff.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/445498/robotic_beer_launching_refrigerator - Great stuff, although i reckon it'd be easier to just have a small fridge where you're sitting instead...
http://www.galwayfirst.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=114&Item - For some reason, i read "sheep" insted of "donkey" and thought of New Zealand...
1/03/2007
maltesers.gif - Yummy...
you_aint_james_bond.wmv - Idiot compilation
http://www.grupthink.com/topic/22 - Oldie, but a goodie... experts-exchange.com is a site i use a bit, i guess they use to use the unfortunate expertsexchange.com name until they realised what was wrong with it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRVts7TFw-Y - Cool clip and cool music too. Must have felt good to take the paint off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcGMT1AJsqI - The BEST tractor fight you'll ever see! Awesome, plain awesome.
28/02/2007
the-translator--catherine-tate.wmv - :)
orange20005.jpg - He looks content...
double-vision.pps - Not bad...
07050131_poker_face.wmv - How to break a poker face...Careful with this one at work...
27/02/2007
flyover_en.wmv - Ouch
hard_shoulder_en.wmv - Ouch
nuts_en.wmv - Ouch
26/02/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/nerdy-comics - Nerdy Comics
terrytate.wmv - Terry Tate - oldie, but a goodie...
skiprope.wmv - How an xbox will keep you fit...
microwave_man.wmv - Microwave man!
howtoputonabra.wmv - Hate it when this happens...
afv_-_slide.wmv - :)
http://blog.scifi.com/tech/archives/2007/02/20/telsa_coil_prot.html - I'm ordering one of these...
picture-of-a-duck.jpg - To follow up my posting about putting up nicer stuff on this site (see the emails2007.jpg posting 19/12/2007), here's a picture of a duck (NOT safe for work).
http://www.attackchi.org.au/kits.htm - Turn your "monster" into a pooch! Poor dogs...
23/02/2007
who-designed-this.jpg - There's a tunnel just outside the picture on the left...
clean-nose.wmv - Mmmm... snorting on toilet seats - hygienic.
http://franksemails.com/pics/post-it-car - Nice Jag...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLPwMpGlc84 - Potty mouth.
dirty_cars.pps - I'm sure i've posted this not long ago... anyway, if i did, it's worth another look...
http://franksemails.com/pics/hopeless-at-maths - Yep, that's me... oldie, but a goodie.
22/02/2007
butt_exercise.wmv - Quite a workout...
euan_kerr.jpg - That's the sort of name you'd get someone to call out over an airport or department store PA...
blonde_b.wmv - Blonde in a library - I'm sure i've heard this before in a joke...
scissors.jpg - Who would have though that a kid's drawing could almost not be quite safe for work...
http://www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoger... - Visit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c540_4707 - Wow, reality TV just got better!
21/02/2007
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Amir... - Perhaps you remember this. Very funny stuff...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/... - Nice car. Check the feedback page and have a look at the last item the seller of the car purchased...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHaqCFQLxA - BEST commercial EVER!!!
gamonie_5.wmv - Idiot #5
gamonie_4.wmv - Idiot #4
gamonie_3.wmv - Idiot #3
gamonie_2.wmv - Idiot #2
gamonie.wmv - Idiot #1
favour.jpg - This one (which is NOT safe for work) has been floating around for a bit lately, so i guess i should put it up - "Dear All, Have a huge favour to ask. An old friend from work is coming back down from London on the 27th. She has recently broken up with her boyfriend and is feeling pretty low. I'm going to be organising lots of nights out for her throughout Feb but if anyone has any 'cute' (her words not mine) single friends that you think she might be interested in, then let me know. She is gorgeous of course and I've attached a pic of her from happier times. Let me know...."
the-handbag.wmv - Noice! Gotta love German pr0n... (yes, it's safe for work).
why-am-i-single.pps - Oldie day today by the look of it...
newferrrari.pps - Dunno if i'd wanna survive this... another oldie.
female-shirts.pps - Another old classic... NOT safe for work... Most (all?) of these lovely t-shirts come from tshirthell.com. Click on the link and buy 50 of em.
catbowling.xls - Old classic - you can never get sick of this.
20/02/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters - Motivational Posters - not 100% safe for work...
stress_at_work.wmv - How to relieve stress at work... Great stuff.
globalwarming.wmv - :)
http://www.glumbert.com/media/foldingchair - Not bad...
insane_crash.wmv - Look ma, no hands!
19/02/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atUFoFipKsg - "The Interrupter on Conan O'Brien" - Annoying, but i'm sure you'll like it...
emails2007.jpg - Ok, i've been receiving this a fair bit lately, so what the heck... oh, NOT safe for work - "A new year, a new beginning. Still, the very best wishes. To tell you right away, I have seen enough of all the pictures of young, half-naked young girls in disgusting poses and all other porno crap. In the long run everybody will think we all are sex obsessed. From now on I am only sending you pictures from old monuments, nature and other cultural sights which are healthy and educational for your mind. Therefore, a picture from the bridge "Pont Neuf" in Toulouse, France. Isn't it beautiful?" - Yes, yes it is.
http://franksemails.com/pics/stoopid - Not 100% safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/noice-nature - Noice nature
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-flying - Not bad...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bikedog - Awwww
weightlifting.wmv - :)
phonesxprank.wmv - Noice prank
oops.wmv - I'd point and laugh...
naughty-baby.jpg - Poor kid...
bacon.jpg - Yum
greatofficesigns.pps - A while back, I used to print out a copy of the last slide in this slideshow and put it up on the boardroom door whenever there was a big meeting with senior management - they loved me :)
essex_quality_calendar.pps - Noice
digital-editing.pps -
clothing-label.jpg - Ha! Like France is in a better state...
bachelorpartyvegas.wmv - Mmmm... yummy...
20061009_virgin_plane.wmv - Joking about terrorism at an airport - fun :)
----------Ok, here's some stuff i've been too busy (or too lazy?) to put up... some old, some new... enjoy...
16/02/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvXexRlYH40 - That's it, i'm selling bicycles... The comments are right - "It's Borat and Christopher Walken's Son!". Make sure you watch the whole thing, it gets funnier the more you watch it :)
http://www.funonthenet.in/articles/pencil-artwork.html - Pencil art
the-wingmans-handbook.pdf - Useful instructions...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6222946239593144960 - Interesting stop motion video... gotta love the Atari :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw&eurl - Wedding Thriller Dance - not bad...
kickingelephant.wmv - Future world cup star...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVsD3p5cxAU - DAMN this guy is sexy...
15/02/2007
the_australian_article-flight-attendant.jpg - :)
http://www.dailymotion.com/cluster/extreme/video/x14gl9_dynamite-surfing - Have a surf and go back for a feed...
14/02/2007
petrol-pump-mishap.wmv - Persistant dumbass...
http://bbandbjday.com/ - Happy Valentine's day everyone! Don't forget to make the extra effort guys, as I'm sure you'll be rewarded on March 20.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxjFUJJIM_U - How to find yourself a tasty meal on those long road trips...
13/02/2007
footy.pps - Aussie rules footy season is about to start and take over TV for the rest of the year. Joy.
bra.jpg - New "wire" bra. Not safe for work...
shipwreckbootyandthebeach.pps - :)
schanitzel2.pps - Mmmmm.... brunch...
vendorsayssell.wmv - With the gazillions of dollars I'm earning from franksemails.com, I can now afford this...
12/02/2007
best-man-wedding-speech-kiwi-fm.mp3 - Best man wedding speech - not bad :)
9/02/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/mosh-dancer-again - Mosh dancer - seems to be doing the rounds again...
anna-nicole.jpg - Doesn't take long. Anna Nicole, RIP.
http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv - Damn, missed...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4380466049739598963 - "Cell block bukkake" - Classic song, now with a video clip. Not 100% safe for work...
http://www.getmooh.com/ - You no longer need friends to ring you up out of a bad date... Not a bad idea...
http://flash.abunawaf.com/2005/12/game33.swf - Another game - this time not so discriminatory against colour blind people...
http://users.skynet.be/bk258512/idiot_test.swf - Annoying. Not to mention discriminatory against colour blind people.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSP468420070207 - I like to call it "The dream chair".
8/02/2007
theknack.wmv - Reminds me of me when i was little...
more-cars.jpg - Moronic logic at its best...
----------The other day i posted yachtmaiken.pps which didn't work... it does now.
7/02/2007
reingehauen1.wmv - Well, at least she can deepthroat... (safe for work)
doormat.jpg - Very welcoming...
http://franksemails.com/pics/police-dog - Why You Shouldn't Run From Police Dogs - not safe for work
http://franksemails.com/pics/air-con - Idiots discover air conditioning
6/02/2007
guy-to-guy-tip.jpg - Useful advice which still applies today.
lovethatchair_1.wmv - They forgot to strip!
examination.wmv - I love predictable humour...
5/02/2007
lamborghini.pps - Ugh... not for the faint hearted...
saunapmm.wmv - Spoiler warning (DO NOT READ THIS!): There's a newspaper on his lap!!!
retardsmotivator.jpg - Very PC - if you're easily offended, please open this and enjoy.
yachtmaiken.pps - Not the most interesting thing you'll see today, but it's not bad...
2/02/2007
howthefuck.wmv - The extra weight carried on the driver's side explains it...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bike-ride - Wear a helmet!
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2007/01/windows-xp-sp3-vista.html - "Microsoft Hopes XP SP3 Will Spur Vista Upgrades"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C36ppHjkAWc - Crazy COPS clip...
http://www.b3ta.com/rob/DannyDum.mp3 - Radio show dumping a cheating girlfriend on behalf of someone - pretty damn harsh!
http://education.guardian.co.uk/schools/story/0,,2002927,00.html - Hihihihihihi pee pee pics from space!
1/02/2007
rum.wmv - Would've been easier if the bar just had a TV, but anyway...
never_smash_a_wd40_can.wmv - And a great way to start a bushfire, moron. That'll learn him.
madeit.wmv - Great shot!
asda_pa_announcement.wma - Supermarket prank... not bad.
----------People have been asking me where the typo is in the spot-the-typo.pdf file that I posted yesterday - 2nd paragraph, 5 lines down. Make sure you read the whole paragraph so you can put it into context.
31/01/2007
animalthieves.wmv - Thieving buggers...
mammo-scam.jpg - Looks like this scam has started again - every lady needs to be warned about this scam, so please pass it around.
spot-the-typo.pdf - :)
30/01/2007
http://www.flickr.com/photos/w00kie/sets/180637/show/ - "See through" computer screens.... interesting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8UZJ1yMdY - A touching story about a woman trying to overcome her fear of evil, horrible, nasty, disgusting balloons.
29/01/2007
slingshot.wmv - New form of transport in development...
como_ligar_con_un_calippo.wmv - I'm sure he'd still go for it...
http://r5.redphive.org/bear/ - Poor bear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0GAjK64VZg - The Shat talks another song. Make sure you watch the whole thing.
http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=1269 - Jackass 2 deleted scenes - NOT safe for work. Idiots.
http://www.digitalworldtokyo.com/2006/12/legs_everywhere_rejoice_as_dog.php?b3ta - USB port humping dog...
----------In case you're wondering, Friday was Australia day, which is a national public holiday, thus no updates.
25/01/2007
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2168888.html - Do your office mates a favour with a pair of these.
24/01/2007
overload.wmv - Poor thing...
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm - Why would you wanna shred paper when you could shred cars, boats and hurricane debris... I want one of these...
23/01/2007
gladeplugups.wmv - Glade Plug ups - proof that women dont naturally fart roses. Bit of foul language so use headphones at work.
22/01/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/therightangle - The right angle... Clever.
fatbitchdancing.wmv - Wrong (not 100% safe for work)
cat-named-lucky.jpg - Lucky pussy
bachelor-life.pps - Oldie, but a goodie...
whitewash.jpg - New paint for poms... bit late to be receiving this, but it's still funny :)
http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?a=o&id=9031441&f=0&p=30&t=s - Borat look for Auzzie girl housemate for sexy time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmJhK3pu_1Y - The Annoying Devil
http://www.king5.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=114054&catId=80 - New Olympic event - Car skating
19/01/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/roids - Roids - looks a bit photoshopped... just a bit.
never-send-a-woman-to-get-the-oil-changed.wmv - Idiot
evans_bathurst.wmv - Nice driving
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-Life-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ110078904033QQihZ001QQcategoryZ324QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem - Buy yourself a new life...
http://www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=5921 - Niagara falls tunnels - amazing stuff.
18/01/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/lucky-day - Oops...
http://franksemails.com/pics/innovative-ads - Clever...
http://www.courttv.com/onair/shows/re... - An absolute ripper - one of the funniest videos i've seen.
http://www.stephenhawkingsings.co.uk/ - From a bad singer, to a good singer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZBOj7xr9k&eurl= - Latest development in torture techniques...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6smJl5qwaso -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TO90OV1IME -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBX3I49rHNQ -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6ktJ7wxxY - Here's some more Ikea ads...
http://franksemails.com/pics/wedding-photos - Some lovely memories... (a little care required)
http://www.livevideo.com/video/landing/A0C0F53FE17E... - Nice driving
17/01/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/campervan - Mobile garage
http://www.hedidnotseethatcoming.com/ - Never knew Panasonic was into bukkake... (yes, it's safe for work)
europabmw325is.wmv - Moron
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf - Politically incorrect way to clear your office - anyone care to translate the Arabic text for me?
16/01/2007
disney.jpg - How to get yourself banned from Disney World
15/01/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-houses - Nice houses
darwin-award-winner.wmv - Darwin award winner
perfect-mother.wmv - I wonder if you can buy the mother from Ikea...
vacation-request-form.pps - :)
noice.jpg - No, not really... (not very safe for work)
dog-washer.jpg - How dishwashers work...
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews... - "Bank issues credit card to cat"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14jAHBw87vk - Not a bad Top Gear clip - Range Rover Vs Tank
12/01/2007
metro-rod.jpg - Nice number plate...
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2243176 - Having fun with bees...
no_bullshit_poker.wmv - Must have got dealt a bad hand...
11/01/2007
saddam.jpg - Bit silly... not safe for work...
hmp.jpg - WTF?
nissan_1.wmv - Noice! Bit of care required at work...
face-smack.gif - Old classic... POW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7QoQrJUwZc - Ahh yeah! gotta love it when the undies stick out! oh... yeah... people in fat suits are funny...
10/01/2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ri6YCXMAKY&NR - Since we're on the topic of bizzare today... bit of care required.
rabbitvssnake.wmv - They cut out the bit where the snake fucks the rabbit over...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjqnEpjwp_4 - Speaking of not normal... Plain bizzare - these people talk about having sex with horses like they're talking about how to change a tyre... Surely this is a prank. (use headphones at work)
http://www.willitblend.com/ - Blending an iPod among other things. Just not normal.
9/01/2007
pubin-cz.pps - And this is even ruder - NOT safe for work. Great way to take orders :)
great-australian-sporting-moment.jpg - Looks like Paris... I hate that slapper... Bit rude for work.
8/01/2007
how_to_work_the_ropes.wmv - One too many smacks to the head...
golftip.wmv - Useful golf info - get a pen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&eurl - "Spiders On Drugs" - More like the people who made this are on drugs... not bad :)
5/01/2007
----------Oops... that "fun toy" posting is a video from a couple of years ago of snipers picking off taliban heads... Didn't realise that and it's not very clear in the video (i guess it pays to read the email text that gets sent to me).
sniper-50cal.wmv - Fun toy...
guy_falls_on_his_head_during_a_sobriety_test.wmv - Thud!
good-reflex.avi - That'll learn him! My laptop had trouble playing this, so if your machine can't play it, install CCCP. No, it's not a return of the Soviet Union and your machine wont all of a sudden turn socialst and strike whenever you wanna run an application, it's an up-to-date codec pack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006-07_Ashes_series - 5-0 whitewash!!! Congrats Australia!!! Commiserations England. Warne, McGrath and Langer are t3h 1337!!!
4/01/2007
http://franksemails.com/pics/neighbours - Nice neighbour...
3/01/2007
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=425833&in_page_id=1965 - £40,000 vomit machine... Pretty cool.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6225301.stm - "Stuck woman traps SA cave group" - Funniest thing i've read all year :) I wonder how they got the chocolate bars past her :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj0Ma2CsHME&eurl= - Japanese flash mob randomly chasing people - ripper :)
2/01/2007
wintersucks.wmv -
little-car-that-couldnt.wmv -
theassumptionsong.wmv -
piscina.wmv -
italiantime.wmv -
funny-cats-2.wmv -
blondarmwrestling.wmv -
buzo.wmv -
bici.wmv -
beer-opener.wmv -
hunk-calendar.doc -
xmas-toonz.pps -
wow.pps -
why.pps -
areyouaprofessional.pps -
vandalism-at-its-best.jpg -
house_1.jpg -
beer-prayer.jpg -
ferrari.pdf -
50p-lotus-story.pdf -
50p-lotus-ebay.pdf -
----------Today i'll put up some oldies that I've been receiving throughout December...
1/01/2007
too_good.wmv -
rearviewmirror.wmv - 405 the movie - not bad.
magical-elevator.pps - :)
fengshui-horoscope.xls - Can't be bothered with this, but i'm sure someone will be...
thief.jpg - :)
little-squirt.jpg - All you need is the spray on chick to go with it...
hsv-cheat.jpg - Don't watch the touring cars myself, but i'm sure someone will be able to make sense of this...
eggnog.gif - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/ternura - WTF?! - uh... sorta not safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/ferrari - This'll work well for a drink-drive/bloody idiot ad campaign...
we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas.wmv -
http://www.teamfishcake.co.uk/article.php?id=283 - Not bad - i like the comment at the end "don't add your effing watermark" :) If i did that boy would this website make money...
scratch-ticket.wmv -
puppetshow.wmv - Glory hole - Jackass style. Idiots. Not 100% safe for work.
lesballounes.pps - I like it for the music...
fruitcakelady.wmv - This is the lady I often get website design tips from...
ford_police_chase.wmv - Nice car but no doughnuts?! Must have ate them already...
connex.jpg - At least they're keeping the public informed...
reboot-women.jpg - How to reboot a woman :) Almost not safe for work...
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/crunch-time-for-300000-ferrari/2006/12/21/1166290658779.html - And here's the news article about that Ferrari...
http://franksemails.com/pics/ferrari - This'll work well for a drink-drive/bloody idiot ad campaign...
----------Happy new year everyone! All the best for 2007! Here's a bunch of stuff that i've been too busy to upload over the last month, and too lazy to upload whilst i've had time off. First i'll start off with the stuff i haven't seen before (and therefore no doubt has to be new) Enjoy!

Archived stuff:

Click the dates below to access older stuff...

26/8/06 - 31/12/06
23/2/06 - 25/8/06
6/6/06 - 23/2/06
22/2/06 - epoch.


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If i like it and it's not too old or it's an "oldie, but a goodie", i'll put it up. And no, I don't normally give credit.
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The Best Page in the Universe
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Bestest hacking site in teh internet
tshirthell.com
CodeProject
Snopes.com - read this before you send out  stupid chain mail
Speed cameras are killing us


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