Archive 31-12-07
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31/12/2007 ----------Happy new year for tomorrow - Best wishes for 2008! howtolightacandle.wmv - He looks proud of himself... 28/12/2007 http://www.cafepress.com/venganza/3704496 - Without a doubt proves that AGW is a direct result of the lack of pirates at sea today. http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/12/YE_10_breakthroughs - "Top 10 Scientific Breakthroughs of 2007" - Especially like No.2 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7158776.stm - Tiger urine used to scare off Bin Laden. This story is just bizzare... scope_for_improvement.wmv - And here I was thinking the guy would get knackered... i_want_one_of_these_next_christmas.wmv - I know of a good use for this... 27/12/2007 safetyfirst.wmv - Fully sik! 25/12/2007 ----------Merry Christmas everybody. Hope you have a great day! 24/12/2007 casino_ad.wmv - I'm sure he's enjoying it... a_redneck_motorcycle.wmv - Nice bike... fillevelo.wmv - Predictable... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7155170.stm - I wonder if this pic ends up all over the intarweb... bike-race-oops.wmv - He won't do that again... great-header.wmv - Great Header... 4wd_aussie.wmv - Oops... merrychristmas-nsfw.jpg - It's always good to see this every xmas :) Not safe for work. 21/12/2007 ----------Sorry about the late posting today... Been busy getting into the festive spirit. santas_revenge.xls - Getting into the Christmas spirit 20/12/2007 oldpeoplefacebook.jpg - Facebook - for the young at heart... the_castle_at_ibiza-nsfw.pps - Some history for ya... not safe for work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzOhDDLWvbo - Greek army prank - pisser :) 19/12/2007 suicide-bomber-cat.jpg - Politically incorrect way to make a cat useful... http://www.frostfirepulse.com/your-spine-or-mine - Anger management required here... http://franksemails.com/pics/mountain-dew-xmas-tree - Mountain Dew tree... http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22933121-13762,00.html - Tax dollars well spent in NZ... 18/12/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/kodak-moments - More misc pics... http://www.glumbert.com/media/skiscream - "That guy needs a hug" - He sure does... http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/the-ipod-speaker-that-comes-with-builtin-tuna/2007/12/15/1197568324984.html - iPond. Bit silly... 17/12/2007 persistantalarmclock.wmv - Great stuff :) harley_burnout_at_maccas.wmv - Sounds like my lawnmower! (just kidding - don't kill me!) http://davidxc.com/archives/frank - ARGH!! Don't do this! It's ME that gets billed!!! 14/12/2007 bestfirstdanceataweddingever.wmv - Sprinkler! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM - Mmm..... Beer.... birth-of-scratching.wmv - Birth of scratching heineken-macarena.wmv - Awesome video! Watch it! http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&m=131 - Jesus is watching you... michelin_mom.jpg - Noice. NOT safe for work. 13/12/2007 are_you_smarter_than_a_5th_grader.xls - "There is a bus with 7 Girls. Each girl carries 7 bags. Inside each bag there is 7 cats. Every cat has 7 kittens. All cats have 4 legs each. Question: How many legs are in the bus? - The number of legs will be your password for the attachment. If you succeed in opening the file make sure you write your name. That will prove you did your math correctly. No commas in your answer. Once you've added your name to the spreadsheet, resave the file and forward it on to your friends!" ohmygodspitfire_pass.wmv - Bah! missed... 12/12/2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g17fxE36QGU - Embrace Ruddspeak! mobile-xmas-card.jpg - Ugh... NOT safe for work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0 - Is Texas a country? Ahh well, at least she's somewhat witty... 11/12/2007 tracteur_16v_gti.wmv - The only tractor that should be allowed on public roads... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRL1SeTJ1rk - Stupid French - they should've made it USB Beer... No wonder they never win wars. http://franksemails.com/pics/vegetable-sculptures - Vegetable sculptures http://franksemails.com/pics/gingerbread - Sorry. 10/12/2007 noice-revenge.jpg - Noice - would love to see this leaked on the internet if it's true... 7/12/2007 souvlaki-tetris.swf - This should waste your Friday... beerdiet.wmv - Disclaimer - This video has been spoiled by a stupid disclaimer. http://www.r2d2translator.com/ - Pretty cool... a_mothers_love.wmv - Mum looking out for his boy... Ripper. Bit rude for work. fanuary.jpg - Wasn't too interested in Movember, but this i'd love to be a judge for... iforgot.wmv - What old people look forward to... 6/12/2007 tower-back-flip.wmv - Ouch! Idiot. waterbed_uk.wmv - Oops... best_friend.wmv - Ring the RSPCA http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/randomly-selected-pickled-onion - I'm sure this'll sell... 5/12/2007 xmas-in-broadmeadows.jpg - Christmas in (insert your local dodgey suburb here) http://www.drambuieresearch.com/ - Good market research video 4/12/2007 named-after-his-mo.jpg - :) christmas_will_be_coming.avi - Never knew they made those... glutes-made-for-walking.wmv - Mesmerizing... http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1791106/ - I dunno about you, but I think there's something especially wrong about showing your grandma the 2 girls 1 cup video clip. "You need to talk to someone" pretty much sums it up... Absolute pisser. 3/12/2007 chuck-plane.wmv - Backpackers seedy flight... Great stuff :) 30/11/2007 deadliest_virus_on_the_planet.wmv - Man colds... disk.jpg - Just as well it's all USB sticks these days... http://www.jibjab.com/view/166548 - Interesting graffiti john_howard.mpeg - What he really thinks... (use headphones at work) mishapsontheslide.wmv - People hurting themselves make me laugh... 29/11/2007 amazinghug.wmv - The lion's thinking "Come inside for an extra special hug"... texas-drunken-chicken.jpg - Think i might have to try this... wife.jpg - Uh... if i make a comment, i'll be in a lot of trouble... http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1790788/s:5157 - Kermit the frog's reaction to "2 girls one cup" posted on the 12th/Nov... 4catholicmothers-nsfw.pps - Stuffed this one up yesterday, should be good now. http://www.google.com/patents?id=T2QKAAAAEBAJ - This guy stands to make a fortune... 28/11/2007 nice-chopper.jpg - I'm sure this handles well... 4x4_car_flip.wmv - Nice trick... beer-xmas-tree.jpg - Here's motivation for those that can't be bothered putting one up... twin-cam-peugeot-ute.jpg - :) description--priceless.wmv - Oops... illegal-drag-racing.jpg - Ugh... Illegal for a very good reason... 4catholicmothers-nsfw.pps - Another that's not safe for work. For the ladies... NOT safe for work http://franksemails.com/pics/nudist-beach-nsfw - The effects of a nudist beach... NOT safe for work 27/11/2007 http://slashninja.com/?p=17 - How to fight terrorism http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/googles-candid-camera-snaps-australia/2007/11/23/1195753275851.html - Google is watching! 26/11/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/niceboat - Nice boat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptccZze7VxQ - What we have to look forward to with Kevin 07's "New Leadership" kevin-07-special_message.wmv - A special message to welcome our new Prime Minister into office... snail-mail-campaign.jpg - (Not safe for work) Post offices around the world have been suffering from loss of business because of email. These new postage stamps may change this. 23/11/2007 spanky.wmv - Cats are NOT normal, and this is proof... carillusion.wmv - Car Illusion thebestthingever-thumb.jpg - :) http://www.barmonkey.net/ - Pretty cool invention... http://youtube.com/watch?v=UG98b7g6IcM - I can see this catching on... 22/11/2007 mommaissanta.wmv - Awww... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7sb8r5e6eE - Fully sik! (use headphones at work) 21/11/2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYoCfhHs2wE&feature=bz303 - Compilation of animated gifs... Also check out giftube.com. Looks pretty good. (many gif's aren't safe for work) http://franksemails.com/pics/piranha-on-steroids - Delicious! http://daddytypes.com/2007/07/04/my_mom_handknit_an_iphone.php - "My Mom Hand-Knit An iPhone" http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? - Find out what's wrong with you. http://www.softmall.org/fusion/readarticle.php?article_id=17 - Interesting Google Earth pics. I haven't verified if they're legit or not, so feel free to expose my incompetence as you did here with the petrol tank scandal. 20/11/2007 cockatoo.wmv - Bird with poor music taste... walkingthroughwindow.wmv - Can anyone explain this? racing-car-driver.pps - Not really safe for work... effing-bus.jpg - Well, i guess it saves me calling it names when it's in front of me.... http://franksemails.com/pics/vegie-patch - "FW: Things you shouldn't find in your vegetable patch!" http://franksemails.com/pics/age-old-question - UNDENIABLE PROOF to answer to that age old question. This'll shup up those silly conspiracy theorists... 19/11/2007 t_shirt.pps - Oldie, but a goodie... http://franksemails.com/pics/freaky-roads - Fun roads... weapons-of-mass-distraction.wmv - Don't think there's enough letters in the alphabet for these... Not really safe for work. made_by_hands.pps - Not a bad compilation... the ice one's are cool... geddit? cool? ice?! I'm funny... 16/11/2007 leaving-cake.jpg - :) cool-stop-sign.jpg - :) http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf - Bit silly... 15/11/2007 height-measure.jpg - Bit unsafe for work... good_try.wmv - Good idea... good_boy.wmv - Must be a skinny bloke... rocketlauncher.wmv - Technical issues with the launching pad... http://franksemails.com/pics/nail-art - Nail Art fuel-tank.jpg - Well, that sucks - according to Raf - "This is not always true. In the 94 ford telstar ghia the picture and fuel tank don't support this theory". http://www.mingers.com/ - What a lovely family album this guy's put up on teh intarweb... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKm1dLAXKI8 - Oops... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-mB_XLq6g1g - This'll make you psychotic... 14/11/2007 sort_out_speedsters.wmv - Looks like fun... http://franksemails.com/pics/beijing-2008 - Uh... bit silly... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7091904.stm - Almost a Darwin award contender... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1570822611 - What the hell were they thinking?! http://www.2loop.com/3drooms.html - 3D painted rooms http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main... - "Half Man Half Tree" - Unbelievable 13/11/2007 thankgodiamacountryboy.wmv - Yeehaw... susan_fitch_baby_bag_.avi - Women are evil soyouthinkyouarehavingabadday.pps - Oldies, but goodies... solozeiler.mpg - It's still for a good cause... perfectwife.wmv - Full of gas... one_last_time_before_tying_the_knot_.avi - Based on an oldie, but a goodie joke... oj-simpson-8-years-old.gif - Scary mans_best_friend_-_banned.avi - American Gay dog ad... magicsunglasses.wmv - Magic Sunglasses fuel-tank.jpg - Who'd've thunk? 5-year-old-addict.jpg - Yuck http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/ - And thanks to Maddox, Crocs shares went south. I bet he feels proud... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion - "Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion." 12/11/2007 tom_mabe-telemarketer.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie... http://franksemails.com/pics/lil-johnny - Go Lil Johnny! slomo_bullet_impact.wmv - Bullets in slo-mo http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=55 - Something to make you puke... http://www3.webng.com/redtophank/cit.html - Cool trick... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEWAHR_kXjk - Didn't quite understand the last bit... 9/11/2007 tight-jeans.jpg - Posting this again as I buggered it up on the 1st/Nov... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem - Yuck. Makes you wanna throw up just reading about it... http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-GAMERATOR-Arcade-Cabinet-Kegerator-Hybrid - Beer and games - great combination. 8/11/2007 travelx_papirkugle.wmv - Personally, I would have just done a crap on the photocopier and saved myself the trouble... mother-in-law-invitation.jpg - Loving mother in law... kickerskickup.wmv - Talented... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD38SQ8srXw - Darth Vadar visits the UK. BAAAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA! Ignore after the first 30 seconds if you're not into politics. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7081038.stm - "UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws'" 7/11/2007 sparklers.jpg - "FW: Tourettes Society Bonfire Night" - The 'N' looks crap... fish-assholes.jpg - Delicious! 6/11/2007 special_message.wmv - It's Melbourne cup day today, so it's an excuse for me to be lazy and not put anything up. But I prepared this special message for you all today. Enjoy... 5/11/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/frack - When it's ok to use the f-word... fly.wmv - GPS for flies... http://vbsymphony.com.au/ - Wish I could have made all those instruments... Great ad :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZnQkGEKch8 - Wow. Looks like she enjoyed it so much, she'd do it again for free. Gross and not 100% safe for work... 2/11/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/romania-pics - Visit Romania! funnysigns08.jpg - Damnit... 1/11/2007 tight-jeans.jpg - Looks like the pic was taken in Southbank (Melbourne)... Girl looks pretty excited... http://www.advancedhairstudio.com/battleofhairdos/index.html - Pre election hair-do poll http://franksemails.com/pics/before-and-after - Before and after http://franksemails.com/pics/last-day - Last day on the job motorcycle-mania.wmv - Insane! 31/10/2007 irish_chimps.wmv - Potatoes! http://franksemails.com/pics/trapped-bear - How the hell did it get there in the first place? 30/10/2007 http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=41 - Poor taste joke for the day #2 http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&m=74J - Poor taste joke for the day #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsV50T5uEyw - Yanks are funny... http://franksemails.com/pics/flip-flops-from-china - Surprise surprise, it's actually true - http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/flipflop.asp spyroom.jpg - Pisser :) ----------Fixed the link to heaven_angel.jpg from yesterday (Thanks Russell) 29/10/2007 boyfriends.jpg - :) africancop.wmv - Great negotiator http://franksemails.com/pics/who-has-the-nicest-car - Slappers (Not safe for work) heaven_angel.jpg - OH NOICE! (Not safe for work) quick6.wmv - Bet he's good at deepthroat too... 26/10/2007 exhaust-pipe.jpg - Yep... there's a theme... you're all sending me dirty stuff today - shame on all of you! http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-motor-show-presentation - I think i've got a bit of a theme happening today... NOT safe for work... http://franksemails.com/pics/confused-moose - Confused Moose thai-jumper.jpg - Poor thing... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071024/tod-australia-barmaid-breasts-offbeat-37b0eca_1.html - WA cops are GAY! 25/10/2007 potato_head.wmv - Potato whore carpenters-tricks.wmv - Don't worry, it doesn't end in tears... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw - Non-Newtonian fluid demonstration - pretty cool 24/10/2007 http://www.usedwigs.com/tattoos/ - I'm sure all the people who've been suckered in to having "I'm a tool" tattooed on their arms in Chinese will see this as payback... malteser_ping_pong.avi - Banned Malteser Ping Pong ad banned_underwear_commercial_.avi - Watching this a second time is painful... ben-cousins-burger.jpg - ben_cousins_wheel_of_fortune1.jpg - crack_a_tinny.jpg - Probably could buy another slab or two if you recycle all that... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8 - Would you vote for this guy? http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live... - Heh... maybe i'll start watching tennis... 23/10/2007 fertility-clinic.mpeg - An ugly doctor's better than an ugly wanker I guess... repentence.wmv - :) sayinggoodbye.wmv - Funny stuff :) http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/art/Animator-vs-Animation-II-50891749 - Another episode of the Animator vs Animation. 22/10/2007 political-promises.jpg - :) rolo.mpg - Hate it when this happens to me... motivation-boobs.jpg - One more to add to those motivational posters I posted last Friday. Little bit of discretion required... http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-Harry-Reid-Rush-Limbaugh-Smear-Letter - Wow - now that's some expensive paper... 19/10/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/made-in-russia - Made in Russia http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters3 - Motivational Posters cousins-ice.jpg - Ben Cousin's new factory... jack12.wmv - Idiots 29-08-07_11-22-25a_mark_constantino_1286.wav - Uh.... use headphones at work... crimefighter.wmv - Bit silly... how_to_blow_away_a_deer.wmv - Could've also chopped it up with the rotors too... http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071017125814.w6whem5y&show_article=1 - This came from an old work mate who used the f-word more often than the word 'the'... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8nzTjJXOI - I bet he feels on top of the world... 18/10/2007 bull-elk.jpg - :) chinesetoyrecallphoto.jpg - It really should lead into a pool of methylated spirits... party-snack.wmv - Chips that smell like stinky pussy is a selling point? animator-vs-animation.doc - This is cool. Reminds me of those Xaio Xaio animations... http://franksemails.com/pics/stick-figures - Sticks are funny... http://franksemails.com/pics/texasdeerhunting - Nice toys and cubby house... 17/10/2007 http://www.ed2go.com/courses/sbi - Quick plug for the Captain. He's been a bit concerned that a lot of people are wasting their hard-earned money on brand new SUVs, plasma TVs and carbon credits, so he thought he'd put up a class or two on how you can better spend your money. Check 'em out... carparkinglesson.pps - I'm sure this had done the rounds before - impress your friends with your 1337 parking sk1llz! isat.wmv - Never realised sign was so easy to understand... eat-spider-win-ferrari.wmv - I think i'd rather eat the Ferarri and win the spider... 16/10/2007 jihad_joe_playset.wmv - If i get beheaded for putting this up, it'll be worth it... wookie_in_the_kitchen.wmv - Definitely a #1 hit! first_time_on_a_blind_date.wmv - Picky bugger... popcorn_surprise.wmv - Popcorn Surprise! http://alpha61.com/primenumbershittingbear/ - Fun way to teach your kids prime numbers... machupicchu.pps - Nice scenery fergie_pee_stain.jpg - Awww sexy-music.jpg - Awww sayahhhh.jpg - Awww doggy-style-sink.jpg - Awww armyseeingeyedog.jpg - Awww 15/10/2007 raving_granny.wmv - Pill popping granny! - Great stuff :) drawing.wmv - Nice drawings... superboy.wmv - Live slinky http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/09/29/shape-the-horny-remover/ - You use it on your elbow?! 12/10/2007 zipper.pps - Weird... http://franksemails.com/pics/cuddly-toys - Awwww 11/10/2007 thebarn.pps - Quite a 'find'... See http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/barnfind.asp poledanc.wmv - Surely there would have been a pash if he didn't interrupt... lada_jump.wmv - Lada surfing... 10/10/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/background - Making happy-snaps happier... printerproblems.wmv - If only it were a shredder instead... smartdog.wmv - Dogs rule! http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=35 - This put the most pleasant image in my mind... 9/10/2007 shipkeys.wmv - Oops... what_the_hell_is_that.wmv - He'd make a girl very happy... http://cgi.ebay.com.au/RARE-Holden-Rodeo-KB27 - Anyone need a ute? 8/10/2007 mcdonalds_medium.jpg - Good wakeup call i suppose... http://franksemails.com/pics/pets - Awww... http://franksemails.com/pics/not-famous - If they weren't famous... motoc_1.wmv - How to look really cool in front of your friends! fuckaduck.jpg - :) a_photo_like_this_doesnt_come_along_everyday.jpg - She looks excited... 5/10/2007 viagra.jpg - Must have codeine in it aswell... Not safe for work. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44460 - "Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@gmail.com" - :) 4/10/2007 firefighters.wmv - Hover car 3/10/2007 sumo.wmv - Human butt-plug billboard_liquid_panty_remover.jpg - :) http://franksemails.com/pics/fast-shutter - Fast Shutter http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBPhWHjRxwc - "It was the most dumb-founded look I've seen on a human being, honestly" - BAAAHUAHUAHUA :) 2/10/2007 dunktank.mpeg - Big Brother Big Balloon contest (not safe for work) http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/10/01/2047495.htm - "Convent closed after nuns come to blows" 1/10/2007 fiat.wmv - I'd be proud if it were my boy... abs-adelaide.pdf - :) coolmint.wmv - Mine smell like this too... impossible.wmv - Quick change artists mega_mindy.wmv - Lazy cat... transport.pps - :) whycardsareimportanttowomen.wmv - Uh... won't you have to kiss him? Obviously didn't think this through... sawstop.wmv - Too bad if you wanna cut up some hotdogs... http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/ - Cool game, although i find it difficult to play with my laptop mouse thingy... 28/09/2007 iraq_speed_bump.wmv - Saw this on the news yesterday - crazy road-side bomb near-miss. the_2007_brownlow_wrap.pps - For the Aussie Rules fans... 27/09/2007 http://www.ultimateglobalwarmingchallenge.com/ - Enter the challenge! USD125k up for grabs! red_bumps_my_space.jpg - yuck... shootingstar.wmv - Make sure you watch the whole thing... bangkok_market.wmv - I bet morning peak hour would be a pain... 26/09/2007 kkk.jpg - Uh... thatswhatucallattitude.wmv - Cheeky bugger... http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=21 - Family Guy Star Wars http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/21/oz_hoover_trial/ - The vacuum i can understand, but toilet detergent? 25/09/2007 coconutcrab2zt4.jpg - Tasty! http://franksemails.com/pics/kenworth - How to make Truck drivers happy... golf_tip.wmv - Make sure you write the last bit down... mooseknuckle.jpg - NOICE! alternative-aussie-citizenship-test.doc - Johnny Howard's new citizenship test... http://franksemails.com/pics/a-day-at-the-beach-in-korea - I'd rather live in North Korea... 24/09/2007 park.pps - Ugh... some care required at work... shave.wmv - Close shave... Might not seem safe for work... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ApJFkLsxek - Hoogen Boogen doogen loogen Bluuruururrrrr!!! Hoogen Boogen doogen loogen... 21/09/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/every-picture-tells-a-story - And old mate from my Uni days sent in this - His brother's quite the artist... great-dating-video.wmv - If only he left his phone number... the_vomatron.wmv - For the NRL footy show fans... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwvWhG-J688&NR=1 - Mmmm... classy right at the end... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc - Saw this on TV the other day... Awww poor thing... Someone give "her" an Uzi... and a large crowd... That'll make it all better... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alJWEgIhF9A - Such a beautiful singer... 20/09/2007 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/19/npirate119.xml - It's nearly talk like a pirate day again... http://www.hoax-slayer.com/bush-hid-the-facts-notepad.html - Arghhh! I'm covering my head in aluminium foil before he reads my miiind!!! mcdonalds-scam.wmv - Cheeky bugger... 19/09/2007 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/omega-ladies-gold-wrist-watch - Have a read of the reason for sale... spring.jpg - Spring is in the air! Sorry... malarz1min.avi - The 1 Minute Painting - really cool stuff. 18/09/2007 verrassing.wmv - Sexy... the-great-escape.jpg - Sorry... beachballs.gif - Ugh... voyager_en_couleurs.pps - Perty pics for screensavers 'n' stuff... beerbunker.wmv - I need one of these... 17/09/2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9shrf3s5wgo - Anyone familiar with the "lemon party" website should be just as disturbed by this... Anyone not familiar, google it, but be very careful at work... http://forum.franksemails.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=15 - Now this is a cool idea... 14/09/2007 jetski.jpg - Poor jetski... 13/09/2007 finish.wmv - Owned! :) iphone_better_than_they_thought.wmv - All it needs is a free set of steak knives... lego_stephen_hawking.jpg - Wow. Lego should sell this in a kit... 12/09/2007 http://www.aglassandahalffullproductions.com/ - I'm inspired... http://franksemails.com/pics/fields - Cool fields... dice.jpg - WHOA! rugbyworld_cup.wmv - I used to always blame the hair dryer... happy_email.jpg - Yuck! Not really safe for work... 11/09/2007 african_ambulance.jpg - ??? afamilywith17children.pps - This couple read Genesis 1:28 as "breed like rabbits"... 070702painting.wmv - Very clever... 10/09/2007 police-complaint.pdf - Oldie, but a goodie... rwc.jpg - :) 7/09/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/trust-your-pilot - Trust your pilot http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters2 - Motivational Posters http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ - Not bad... this pic's great - http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB9002-785923.jpg http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/childrens-books/ - Good 'ol b3ta... some great ones in here. http://www.merkwork.com/images/LOL.jpg - Strange... http://franksemails.com/pics/dilbert - I don't think there really was a competition for this, but it's funny anyway... I'm pretty sure "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule." has been said more than once by a manager or two... dr-seuss-lost-poem.jpg - Something to print out and pin up on your partition... 6/09/2007 http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/chaser-team-held-over-apec-stunt/2007/09/06/1188783379922.html - "Chaser team held over APEC stunt" - Can't wait to see this :) watch_your_back_mr_president.wmv - Border control issues... w-and-w.jpg - Who'd've thought both their middle names start with dubya... kevin_bloody_wilson_missing_you.wmv - Kinda sad really... (use headphones at work) theoldburgeroffthewalltrick.wmv - And just like in real life, they look nothing like they do in the picture... pz_ddl.jpg - Must be thirsty work... 5/09/2007 http://forum.franksemails.com - The bestest forum you'll ever visit! extinct-dragons.jpg - Why dragons are extinct. Oldie but a goodie... http://franksemails.com/pics/hyphenated-names - hyphenated-names anti-race_campagnefr.wmv - Teehee! French people are funny! parking02.jpg - Confusing them won't work... You gotta do something like this ikeaadverts.wmv - Ye Olde, but ye goodies... My reaction to the first one would be 'quick! whilst it's still warm!' 4/09/2007 only-use-in-emergencies.wmv - When to use those 3 magic words... protecttheboys.wmv - They could just wear a box... strange-pictures.pps - Pics you've probably seen before... 3/09/2007 kitty_porn.jpg - If your co-workers are cats, this is not safe for work. godsend.jpg - :) carter.jpg - They made a statue for this wanker? Impeach! 31/08/2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgxr4uonbrw - "Matt Damon & Guillermo in Bourne Ultimatum Jimmy Kimmel Live" - not bad :) 30/08/2007 bush-impeach.jpg - The funny side of Bush Derangement Syndrome... http://franksemails.com/pics/seen-it-all - More misc pics... braziliantoyotacommercial.wmv - Pretty... whathesthinking.wmv - Awww... shipping_issues.pps - Oops... 29/08/2007 pc-vs-mac.jpg - If only he'd pull the trigger... faces.jpg - Cool optical illusion - Have a look 3-4 metres away from your screen and watch 'em trade places. bug.jpg - If you understand this, you're a nerd. 28/08/2007 puppet.wmv - Shadow puppets! squirrelrelocater.wmv - This really needs a high speed camera... http://franksemails.com/pics/sculptures - Sculptures japanese_food_culture_.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie... doctor.wmv - Thanks doc! helpdeskwarning.jpg - Something to print out if you work at a helpdesk... busy-girl.wmv - Quite a social life... 27/08/2007 baaring.jpg - I think there was a serious amount of drugs involved in the making of this... http://franksemails.com/pics/hangover - Hangovers - the newest form of art http://franksemails.com/pics/kimi-raikkonen-bike - Whoa! Nice Ferrari! Nice bike too... amazing_choreography.wmv - Cool ad... 24/08/2007 lucky4.wmv - Looks like fun... lucky1.wmv - Lucky guy... mood_killer.wmv - One rim job coming up! summer_arrives_in_london.jpg - :) 23/08/2007 priceofpetrol.pps - Mobil's latest ad campaign. This is beyond stupid. slangenjongen.wmv - Back in ya box rim-job boy! benice.jpg - Why you should be nice to others... ----------Late posting today, was out and about. 22/08/2007 bike-for-sale.jpg - An important lesson for the married man... everbeendrunkthislong.wmv - Poor guy... dingerdress.jpg - Preparing for a gangbang... 21/08/2007 what_snext.jpg - NOICE! (not safe for work) spermbankwaitingroom.jpg - Anyone care to get knocked up? (not safe for work) miss_new_zealand.jpg - Noice (bit unsafe for work) old-ads - Old ads... 20/08/2007 grap6.pps - Misc pics - some not safe for work. laberinto.pps - Ahh and old classic... coolestwaytogetintoyourcar.wmv - Quick! Shut the window! 17/08/2007 a_kiwi_romance-brokebackmountain.wmv - They speak French in NZ!? 16/08/2007 holy_clip.wmv - :) 15/08/2007 darwinawardreject5.wm - Below are some ye olde classique clips of people hurting themselves - There's nothing funnier. darwinawardreject4.wm - Crazy Dave! darwinawardreject3.wm - Tennis Pro darwinawardreject2.wm - darwinawardreject1.wm - The funniest thing about this clip is that the chick behind holds on to her hands so there's absolutely nothing she can do! BAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAAA!!! :) scarecompilation.wmv - Ye olde classique... 14/08/2007 http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=286232 - WTF?! - "Japanese biker fails to notice missing leg" ref-header.wmv - Ugh... not safe for work) - there's something not normal with the people who made this - looks like quite the effort too... http://franksemails.com/pics/ferrari-f430 - Oops... 13/08/2007 outofmybedcat.wmv - Dogs rule! Great stuff :) deep-cave.avi - Base jumping into a cave vrs-posedis.wmv - Not bad... pots.pdf - Imagine the resale value of this house... 10/08/2007 birthdaycake01_1.jpg - NOICE! Not safe for work... whymiddleagedwomenshouldntdrink.jpg - Not safe for work... nomorekeyboards.wmv - Pretty cool stuff - they needed to show it with franksemails.com though... momarrivingwithcake.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie... http://franksemails.com/pics/hells-angels-png - Hells Angels PNG 9/08/2007 lubricated.wmv - Noice :) (safe for work) 8/08/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/sperm-donation-in-china - I heard that mayonaise is one of China's many exports... (not really safe for work) shutupthekids.wmv - Pretty poor aim - especially for a cop. chickentalk.mp3 - Fowl language! geddit? foul? BAHAHAHAHA!!! :) 7/08/2007 alternative-waxing.gif - Careful with this one... Oldie, but a goodie :) viet.jpg - :) http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-job - Lucky girl! 6/08/2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C96Hc1m7pRU - Cool card trick... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=10969440 - Rejected Wii games... http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1273375777 - This one you'll wanna watch over and over and over... http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf - Interesting info based on statistics. Hover your mouse over the ? for details. 3/08/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/bad-launch - Oops... magic1320.wmv - Nice nurse! 2-wheel-drive-record.wmv - Not bad... rocksoff.wmv - That's an interesting idea actually... http://franksemails.com/pics/nose-marks - "Fw: Hey how did you get those marks on your nose?" http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/bloxorz - Not a bad time waster - I'm up to Level 11... 2/08/2007 http://franksemails.com/pics/cockbox - Cock in a box dublin_creche.jpg - :) fatcanbegood.wmv - Somehow it doesn't look like they're trying to kidnap him... math911.wmv - Emergency math problem 1/08/2007 pirates-knockedup-shrek.jpg - Didn't think Shrek was a girl... intheshit.jpg - :) abc-news.jpg - Ahhh an old classic... http://franksemails.com/pics/wrong-job - A union fantasy - machines never replacing people... 31/07/2007 hownottoworkout.wmv - Introducing the "I want to go down on myself" machine! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbmdA6_Kes8 - Ugh... i just pictured it... blowdarts.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie... http://franksemails.com/pics/cstring - The C-string (not really safe for work) creepyspider.wmv - How spiders get action... 30/07/2007 silverjet-mile-high-club.wmv - NOICE! hefner-gets-better.wmv - I bet Hefner farts better than this too... iranian-navy-display.wmv - This weapon would make Ahmadinnerjacket jealous... http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c - Unemployed engineers hard at work... Quite an effort. 27/07/2007 prostitutie.wmv - Would've been funnier if they showed their wives the pic and waited 'till after the divorce before telling them it was a joke... avionpont.mpg - What airplanes do when they're on fire goodtips.wmv - Useful travel advice... 26/07/2007 train-pranksters.wmv - Great stuff ginger-haka.wmv - Not that i follow the Rugby, but this pretty much tells me that the All Blacks love to get eaten alive... 25/07/2007 sensitivity_training.wmv - Gee, didn't see that one coming... hillclimbdearhit.wmv - One of those clips you can watch over and over and over and over and over again... wowy.wmv - Just as well we don't get these cars in Oz... 24/07/2007 ouch-bull.jpg - That's gotta hurt! confused_turtle.wmv - :) brasspole.wmv - Yet another Bud Light ad... 23/07/2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdz38TIwqIQ - "PRISON THRILLER!" Nice ladyboy... http://www.oddee.com/item_87332.aspx - "15 Unfortunately Placed Ads" http://www.sexinchrist.com/ - Ok... lately i've been reading up on scripture here and there and have been doing a bit of intarweb reasearch on the topic. Came across this beauty... 20/07/2007 brownie.wmv - Yum leno.wmv - Jay Leno compilation... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iz1l-gWxhU - Finally, a good "I'm a Mac... I'm a PC" ad. Except there's no "I'm a Mac... I'm a PC", just better stuff... http://franksemails.com/pics/cropping-for-myspace - Don't think the cropped image is much better anyway... transformers.gif - :) http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-bbq - Nice BBQ 19/07/2007 http://frankemails.com/ - Alright! I'm now officially a victim of typosquatting! Only 2 days ago this site was registered, and I somehow typed my website in wrong and ended up there... strange... 18/07/2007 familygirl.jpg - Imagine walking down the street looking like this girl being recognised by just about everyone. One can only dream I suppose, lucky girl... dear-miriam.jpg - Great advice for anyone in this situation... 17/07/2007 hotairballoonsshow.pps - I know which my favourite is... auto-turschoss-enteisung.wmv - Like remote keyless entry didn't solve this problem 20 or 30 years ago... ----------I'm back! Plenty of stuff to upload, which i'll do soon enough. Archived stuff: Click the dates below to access older stuff... 1/1/07 - 17/7/07 26/8/06 - 31/12/06 23/2/06 - 25/8/06 6/6/06 - 23/2/06 22/2/06 - epoch. You can send stuff to me here: 
If i like it and it's not too old or it's an "oldie, but a goodie", i'll put it up. And no, I don't normally give credit. Whilst you're at it, rate me on humorLinks.com - search for franksemails.com and gimmie a 10! Links to sites that i regularly visit:
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