(15/02/2010) http://pornfortheblind.org/ - Very thoughtful service.
(27/01/2010) Better than Valentine's day
26th of Jan is International Australia Day!(30/11/2009)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -
Have you ever wondered if the notes in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.
For the Futurama fans -
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I've invented a device that makes you read this message in your head...With my voice!
I wish we had Walmart down under - peopleofwalmart.com(30/09/2009)
Jesus! September 30 is International Blasphemy Day!(27/08/2009)
Today's definition: Religious war - Killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
(22/06/2009) Happy EOFYS everybody!!!(27/05/2009)
If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of Swine Flu - ignore it - it's just spam.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Happy Beer, Beef and Blowjob day!!!
Pucker up girls, it's nearly Beer, Beef and Blowjob day!!!
A husband and a wife a sharing a bottle of wine. the husband says to the wife "I bet you can't say something to me that will make me happy and sad at the same time".....
"A pencil without an eraser is just a pen"
Congratulations to the English cricket team for finally winning The Ashes back from us after 18 years.
"My Republican friends, does it bother you that we are the laughing stock of the world?" - Michael Moore, 11/9/2005
"The quickest way to make a million dollars is to start your own religion." - RanilR 7/Sept/2005. (L. Ron Hubbard is rumored to have said it as well)
What, something more awesome than franksemails.com actually exists? No! But there is one thing that comes close - click here to see.
Click here to find out what your mailbox should look like.
I know, you're probably thinking - "Frank, how did you make your website so totally awesome?". Well it's because of you, the people, who send me emails to forward on, and I thank you for this. I'd also like to take the opportunity to thank Microsoft for providing the best web-development tool there is - notepad.exe. Check out what notepad.exe can do for you by clicking here.
This page is to solve the problem of "Hi Frank, I love your emails, but can you please not include me on the list when the attachment is over 743kb, my mailbox with its useless 1Mb limit is always full and my crappy dialup connection can't cope... thanks!". There are also many people who can't receive some types of attachments in their work email accounts, so out of the goodness of my heart, franksemails.com is here!
Me in yet another productive meeting - http://www.franksemails.com/franks-productive-meeting.html