(15/02/2010)
http://pornfortheblind.org/ - Very thoughtful service.
(27/01/2010)
Better than Valentine's day
(13/01/2010)
26th of Jan is International Australia Day!
(30/11/2009)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -
Have you ever wondered if the notes in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.
(21/10/2009)
For the Futurama fans -
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I've invented a device that makes you read this message in your head...With my voice!
(9/10/2009)
I wish we had Walmart down under - peopleofwalmart.com
(30/09/2009)
Jesus! September 30 is International Blasphemy Day!
(27/08/2009)
Today's definition: Religious war - Killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
(10/07/2009)
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
(22/06/2009)
Happy EOFYS everybody!!!
(27/05/2009)
If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of Swine Flu - ignore it - it's just spam.
The big bad Wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."
The little piggy puts his head out of the window and says "Frack off or I'll sneeze on you."
(13/05/2009)
In the USA they used to say -
"When a black man becomes President, pigs will fly."
Just 100 days after Obama's election.......and wham!! Pig's flu!
(13/04/2009)
Godwin's Law - "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1"
(23/03/2009)
A vicar books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.'
'No,' she says, 'it's just regular porn....you sick bastard.'
(2/03/2009)
bbandbjday.com - Almost that time of year again ladies!
(10/02/2009)
Sam Kekovitch for PM!
My favourite complaint - "Australians are so racist, they don't even realise they are being racist half the time"
(21/01/2009)
www.stopabductions.com - Stop Alien Abductions
(31/10/2008)
http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=360
(30/10/2008)
(17/09/2008)
Behind the Housing Crash - Confessions from an Insider
"If you are looking for an excellent expose on the banking industry, an explanation why your house is worth $100,000 less than it was before, or are just curious as to what happened, look no further. This is the book to read."
(13/09/2008)
http://www.madeleinecountdown.com/ - WTF!?
(1/09/2008)
http://develop-one.net/blog/2008/08/27/HugADeveloper.aspx - I need a hug...
(28/08/2008)
http://canuckopia.blogspot.com/2008/03/dallass-red-light-district.html - "Well, smack my ass and call me Stalin - it wasn't about saving the children." (via Captain Capitalism)
(6/08/2008)
http://franksemails.com/pics/frank-at-mkdons-stadium - I'm now an MK Dons fan!!!
(29/07/2008)
29/07/2008 http://franksemails.com/pics/frank-on-the-tube - Me on The Tube!!!
(10/06/2008)
http://franksemails.com/pics/query-anal - Work is fun!
(19/05/2008)
My new favourite site (Note - may unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)
http://xkcd.com/
(4/04/2008)
Dogs are honorable, noble beasts created in Heaven to protect the good and fight evil
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2008/04/high-gas-prices-might-help-property.html
(26/03/2008)
Democracy assumes two idiots are smarter than one genius.
Science proves that one genius is smarter than an infinite number of idiots.
http://depletedcranium.com/?p=478&cp=2#comment-4030
(23/03/2008)
Something un-PC:
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
(19/03/2008)
Happy Beer, Beef and Blowjob day!!!
(10/03/2008)
Pucker up girls, it's nearly Beer, Beef and Blowjob day!!!
(21/02/2008)
A husband and a wife a sharing a bottle of wine. the husband says to the wife "I bet you can't say something to me that will make me happy and sad at the same time".....
the wife thinks for a moment then says...........
"Your d1ck is bigger than your brothers'"
(13/02/2008)
Happy Valentine's Day ladies! - Don't forget this more important event though - http://bbandbjday.com
(6/02/2008)
The Top Ten Things Environmentalists Need to Learn - http://depletedcranium.com/?p=368
(30/12/2007)
"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software"
(Links have been updated - I've been reading new stuff!)
(25/11/2007)
special_message.avi - A special message for our new Prime Minister...
(6/11/2007)
special_message.avi - A special message for you all this Melbourne Cup day...
(27/09/2007)
http://www.ultimateglobalwarmingchallenge.com/ - Enter the challenge! USD125k up for grabs!
(4/09/2007)
Here's something you'll never use - The franksemails.com forum!
(21/08/2007)
update motd - Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software
(22/5/07)
Bummer, I missed Talk like a pilot day...
(20/3/07)
Buttered Cat Paradox
(1/1/07)
How to acquire an Irish accent.
Practise by reading from bottom up:
Just call me "Mr November"!!!
