"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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30/09/2016 ----------Today is AFL Grand Final Day eve public holiday, so no updates. 29/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=wduZHtRbSkY - They don't have the Gordon Ramsay burger there either... http://youtube.com/watch?v=71Q9-nOCDG4 - They don't have this issue in Saudi Arabia... 28/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=vac8GUbWK68 - Speeding ticket's in the mail... 27/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=rMsL1SPBASQ - It's videos like these that help to restore my faith in humanity... 26/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=mfd4g0NzUiw - LIES!!!!111 It's all pink slime, claws and beaks!!!1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3qv-9qCHDE - Just another day in Russia... 23/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bd2YLgZqf3A - MUST. OWN. 22/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZioMkOD4z5s - If you get sea sick easily, make sure you watch it full screen and keep a bucket handy... 21/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=cJIE_CvaQXM - And he let them in!? 20/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=jAais-VZEQE - I'd like to see him play John McEnroe on the Wii :) 19/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_bkX5VkZg8U - Try this at home kiddies... On your PlayStation... http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZceNsTRERVs - Meh... Blind luck... 16/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=lpDGb5r57ZA - My God, it's full of stars... http://youtube.com/watch?v=0NhgJURJdT0 - Hope he's hungry... 15/09/2016 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGjbAdaOBLBlS1MPKXYmqwZLZhWC1FAMx - Best. Thing. Ever. 14/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=k-Idkhud5hY - High-5s all 'round! http://youtube.com/watch?v=zOERpb0MGc8 - I'm in the wrong industry... http://youtube.com/watch?v=yqLlgIaz1L0 - Atoms! 13/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=v5aMT9MBfZI - Watch the guy under the chopper jump for the cable... http://youtube.com/watch?v=Frh-y118akA - Dog of the year award, right there... 12/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=lo6x4eulY9g - What a mess... http://youtube.com/watch?v=cH4JWABeB9Q - I'm the guy that's up every 20 minutes... https://twitter.com/barrientosjamie/status/774329522413907968 - Oh my!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc - Oh my!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=qL7I9BWFqdk - Make sure you watch the whole thing... 9/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=EXfLjCVqcCY - I like this guy :) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/airasiax-pilot-accidentally-flies-to-melbourne-instead-of-malaysia/ - I'm sure the passengers enjoyed the extra long trip... http://youtube.com/watch?v=SqQgDwA0BNU - What manner of sorcery is this!? http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8t6XoxvW38 - An episode of The Bachelor worth watching... 8/09/2016 http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/cafe-responds-to-tripadvisor-porridge-complaint-with-brilliant-sign/ar-AAiA1jN?li=AAgfLCP&ocid=SKY2DHP - :) 7/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=lTF5Io3bcBo - Uh... I'd start that motor and leave... 6/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=sFUcxnvAeMc - Not sure how 'controlled' that environment is... http://youtube.com/watch?v=JoYNhX15w4k - The US is violating the Geneva convention every day!!! Clearly the mainland should switch... 5/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=EDb3LNbZMrY - More room in his pants than in a trolly... http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WYypVpKMYo - Extra sound effects added for extra effect... http://youtube.com/watch?v=7j-YsrwRNwY - Heh - "Matthew Alsante - Lol just press enter on your keypad for 3rd person" 2/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4oqfodY2Lz0 - No excuse, really. The signs that say "KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING" all over the freeways here aren't there just for fun... http://youtube.com/watch?v=FGwSZm_S_8o - Nice work... 1/09/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoKtLkSatRM - Lucky dog... 31/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfs5uR22e1w - Potty mouths... http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Nk1h_m8tmk - I wonder if it'll take off if he goes fast enough... http://youtube.com/watch?v=kO8x8eoU3L4 - Wish I had watched this about 25 years ago... 30/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_UyyKkKvqpI - 7 years bad luck at 120,000 FPS... http://youtube.com/watch?v=pt2fSq46Pcw - This comment - "probablystalkingyou - How did you come into possession of two of your sister's molars? Was there any resistance?" http://youtube.com/watch?v=pSd9hiBGoE0 - Pretty sure he upstaged her... 29/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYlBT1d_GWo - If they pointed the airbag the right way it woud have launched them. Oh well... 26/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_DErurte4CE - Warning: Eubillicant language... http://youtube.com/watch?v=BT5f1YXWeVU - Warning: Vertical video and bleeps are way too loud... http://youtube.com/watch?v=MYoFJ1mR9f8 - Poor kid... 25/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Slv6E5ntQ - Oh the humanity... http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqpfY2sN_jc - Hey! No smoking in this restaurant! http://youtube.com/watch?v=bf4r4VQRhlc - And I bet she was subsequently fired from Yale... Giggity... 24/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=eTtihdolLHY - Probably should've given her a foot up the backside... http://youtube.com/watch?v=8VyFW6R0pUA - Dude in the background sounds pretty upset... 23/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=blMxB09L5q0 - They all lose and I win :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=rYfkhdKcEiE - How to save money on circular saw blades... Pretty cool... http://www.goqradio.com/belfast/news/q-radio-local-news/dash-cam-footage-shows-car-travelling-wrong-way-over-foyle-bridge/ - A spanner short of a toolbox by the looks of it... 21/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=EcuzCHVQrGc - ??? http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/couple-caught-having-sex-on-beach-behind-olympics-presenter-6077568/ - Giggity... 19/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=UbiPT5VMo8E - Close... http://youtube.com/watch?v=8RwY9iwEaSk - I guess he was paying attention when someone told him to play with the hand you're dealt... 18/08/2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3743180/The-time-man-wishes-SMALLER-penis-Japanese-pole-vaulter-s-Olympic-dream-crushed-manhood-knocks-bar-off.html - Surely no one in the comment section would make a point out of a particular racial stereotype... Surely... 17/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=lPNrtjboISg - Also interesting, but I didn't realise that Tasmania seceded from the federation (4:12) http://youtube.com/watch?v=dql-D6JQ1Bc - Interesting... 16/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=UxgavJP0QoA - Very good :) Everyone loves a good sausage party... http://www.isslive.online - Meh. Not 4K. 15/08/2016 http://viralslot.com/funny/thieves-tried-to-siphon-gas-but-the-sucked-out-sewage-by-accident/ - Make sure you're eating your lunch whilst you read this, although you'd only find diesel or CNG in a bus driven in Australia, so this probably isn't real... http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtQa13u6mYM - My new diet - Order any large or family sized pizza and get them to only cut it once. Therefore, you only eat 2 slices. You're welcome! http://youtube.com/watch?v=IocLkk3aYlk - Very cool. Here's hoping they won't have stinky green pools to swim/dive in... 12/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=25Xkk__lnCI - Looks like someone's off to the carwash today... 11/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Y9z_8fBF5U - So good, I had to watch it twice... http://youtube.com/watch?v=XrZPLF0ezw8 - Well, how about that... http://youtube.com/watch?v=M7xfAiY-C1c - Misc ouch... 10/08/2016 https://twitter.com/ABSCensus/status/762958128367464448 - Just as well twitter's handling the backlash... "Glenn Thomas @thefoxandking @ABSCensus less tweety more website fixie" LOL! :) http://franksemails.com/pics/tim_blairs_2026_census_completed - Well, I tried. I failed (actually, it was my wife who was at the computer, but whatever). I filled out a different census instead - at least I achieved something... https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/4wuw9j/abs_census_website_overloaded_and_its_only_5pm/ - The meltdown is glorious... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-09/abs-website-inaccessible-on-census-night/7711652 - Unbelievable. Who'd've thunk a whole country would try to log in all at once? At least the PM managed to complete it. Phew! 9/08/2016 http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/olympians-are-forbidden-from-peeing-sideways-and-fishing-in-rio-bathrooms/ar-BBvoAXp?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - No praying at the porcelain altar!? http://youtube.com/watch?v=z1GugkeXGB8 - Oh my... Not for those with a weak stomach... http://youtube.com/watch?v=ttjhOZjL59w - Or, just make a banana smoothie... 8/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wKqmMD2whI - Delicious and nutritious... http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_kDNjPAjJI - Clever... 5/08/2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3723042/North-Korea-hopes-plant-flag-moon.html - Shouldn't be too hard for them given they put a man on the sun only a few years ago... http://youtube.com/watch?v=WimA-FpWBoc - I only eat cheese produced from cows pumped with extra hormones that only eat GM modified food... http://youtube.com/watch?v=pi86MLUdR4A - ZOMBIE ACROPOLIS!!11 4/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5COAi6KM8o - 2 wins in 1! (1) The pollution and c02 emissions and (2) the idiot cameraman who lowered the camera just at the right moment sending the comment section into a spin! BAHAHA everyone loses and I win! :) 3/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wAlm-OJDHE - Pretty sure it's spelt 'arse'... Giggity... http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/695987/Hillary-Clinton-swimsuit-lushlux-melbourne-Maribyrnong-graffiti-niqab - If you look up "piss-take" in the dictionary, I'm pretty sure it'll say "see lushsux"... 2/08/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7yt-VPYtOA - Almost 10 million views now... http://youtube.com/watch?v=0iQHkO1XY_g - McLarengate exposed! And an important message for all you vertical video shooters... http://youtube.com/watch?v=3T3wHpAN2K0 - Wins of the month... 1/08/2016 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-30/swimsuit-mural-of-hillary-clinton-creates-a-stir/7675142 - Giggity... http://youtube.com/watch?v=wPlt17CHV84 - Hateful... http://youtube.com/watch?v=_nT9sXg3Wsk - Fast... http://youtube.com/watch?v=A_9MZ59igWA - Creepy... 29/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=fB32ca-euFc - I counted 34... 28/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=dWHhVvABLV8 - I reckon! http://youtube.com/watch?v=wFVUpzgYVbY - Meh... Pretty sure anyone could do this with 1000 takes... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eS9U1QO0F7M - Delicious and nutritious... 27/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLkbx5U7EVU - "That guy wants to party and have someone that'll do the puking for him" - hang on, that's me! http://youtube.com/watch?v=HazWCa3huMY - Not only will you look awsome riding around on it at an airport, it'll probably weigh about half of the allowable weight whilst empty! 26/07/2016 https://www.facebook.com/realkraze/videos/827532694050056/ - Obviously a union shop... 25/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8pAg49spp4 - Almost as ridiculous as the real thing... http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gf00Bm4g_cY - Giggity... 22/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfNRPKKF4qU - Wooopwoopwoopwoop woop!!! http://www.theverge.com/a/mark-zuckerberg-future-of-facebook/aquila-drone-internet - I wonder what the latency will be like... 21/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=XQPEhSs-Pjw - Stubby short of a six pack, this one... 20/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=rzkAN3oQjXc - Very good... http://youtube.com/watch?v=P8V_bx0L4RY - Inspirational. This makes me want to be a better me. (Not really) 19/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=xd40Sj7z06E - !!1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVxNOxreRps - It'll be a long walk home in the last clip... 18/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8lcdNh3g4 - Lada's latest model... http://youtube.com/watch?v=-3tF5gCBv-Y - Physics wins again... 15/07/2016 http://hackaday.com/2016/07/13/nirvana-like-youve-never-heard-them-before/ - :) 14/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wy7nlA7zlDM - Glorious... http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/the-overpass-rivalling-melbournes-notorious-montague-street-bridge/news-story/a7ff9f868c661f1a6db57c1e4b41cdf3 - Sounds like a competition is in order here - 11foot8 Vs Montague St. https://twitter.com/MontagueStBridg - :) http://11foot8.com/ - A sister bridge? https://www.facebook.com/Montague-St-Bridge-412169632300532/ - :) http://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com/ - Bit of a mouthful of a URL. This bridge isn't far from where I work, and it's glorious... 13/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=PjPkwLL77Jw - I had a Tai Lopez advertisment play before this video played. Oh the ironing... http://youtube.com/watch?v=94SKl5gmtQw - Misc wins... 12/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY - Genius. Requires headphones. Not sure how you're supposed to see the sea with your eyes closed... http://youtube.com/watch?v=J-TOV-NBD70 - More help for people who can't park... 11/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=5W-uG6eHbJI - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyM6Wyg0xPg - This comment - "CookieAdmiral - That kid now drinks 5 liters of prune juice a day." 8/07/2016 https://www.facebook.com/worldstarbogans/videos/914168365371676/ - Very special... http://youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng - They should start a breeding program... 7/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=WRkJn5N77jM - This needs to be mass produced... http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ovhbT-Iulc - Errr, not so fantastic... http://youtube.com/watch?v=KySFp0w7-hE - Fantastic! :) 6/07/2016 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate - Oh... Oh dear... http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7rKVxWccg - What's with the pig? 5/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=9v_vBR1p12A - 0:40 is glorious... 4/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_L7Qqr3qcgQ - Poor girl at the running race gets shot and her mum asks if she's ok... Seriously... 1/07/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=VKah1VUaUwA - Russia, apparently... ----------Happy New Financial Year! 30/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdZFOYLkuhw - Pretty sure the couple in the first one are still together... He was very brave... http://youtube.com/watch?v=hIu73Tgb7cY - Misc useful Google search tips... 29/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=64lsnTBZvqc - Australian drivers - so make sure you wear headphones at work. I've probably got a few videos I could submit myself from when I used to commute by car... 28/06/2016 http://www.independencedaymystreet.com/news/all - Looks about the same from the window of my office... 27/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=7VCYBtx6h4g - This comment - "zach burke - Now they just need to speed up their shipping" http://youtube.com/watch?v=LabX19ocJZA - Not the 2 wheels I was expecting... Holy crap... 24/06/2016 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/22/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match - It's not just the insolent behaviour of this player that's the problem here, nor the blatant disregard for everyone at the game which is more than enough reason to give him a red card, but the fact that they had to evacuate the entire stadium because of the rancid smell - it's quite a surprise no one was injured or killed in the stampede from the mad rush to get out. http://youtube.com/watch?v=7t0FdKYhKpA - Pretty sure he was offside ;-) 23/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=kwMJc-T8Db4 - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX_7H1wXF8 - Weird, even if it's a prank. If it were me, I'd whack off in the back seat... http://youtube.com/watch?v=peTlVHUMhB0 - Pretty sure it was worth it... ----------Today, franksemails.com turns 11! 22/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ignp87Wd4js - Very cool... 21/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=iDpPStPlU0w - This is the video he was telling you about... http://youtube.com/watch?v=CYMtX3E-Lgs - Fun toy... 20/06/2016 http://www.news.com.au/world/jennifer-mulford-breastfeeds-boyfriend-brad-leeson-who-she-has-started-an-adult-breastfeeding-relationship-with/news-story/1334de374e0af93310ce3a1f1929a040 - Giggity... 17/06/2016 http://genius.com/discussions/41700-How-to-make-your-very-own-fleshlight-you-will-never-ever-need-a-girl-again - Very arousing... http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfudXO_vzWk - RHCPFTW!!! 16/06/2016 https://www.facebook.com/rekrap/posts/10154897755564112 - Cat owners shoot vertical videos... http://youtube.com/watch?v=jyvJtA0c06M - Misc dads... 15/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=jnFHotataNI - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y - Uh... Wear headphones at work... 14/06/2016 http://heeris.id.au/2013/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-interrupt-a-programmer/ - Yep. 10/06/2016 ----------Monday is the Queen's Birthday public holiday in Victoria, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen! http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCchr07kLPE - 13 new inventions. FATHER.IO looks like fun... http://youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o - I guess I'm one of the lucky ones who's good at what I like doing (I'm also good at blowing my own trumpet :) and puts food on the table... 9/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=XAXxnvLmtdc - To be fair, Arnie has made the same mistake as Dubbya... http://youtube.com/watch?v=_89L5yvSoTI - Very Amusicating! 8/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=oIJXy2_1A7c - This comment - Jack Wheatley: "I have crabs" :) 7/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=X1yHUiNeLYk - In Soviet Russia, AMBULANCE CHASE YOU! (Yes, I know it's not Russia) 6/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=3V9QHBgrPNY - Either they're breathing the beer into their lungs and the helium magically stays in the beer or they're modifying the audio. Pretty sure they're breathing the beer into their lungs though... http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVhSjdDYjgA - Obviously a flimsy design... 3/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yE_RBqCW49U - Ignore all the nonsense and just imagine a new sport - night time hunting! 2/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=fThKWMWmu0c - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=O70Ww9vzjvg - :( 1/06/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4pT7By3PZhU - Would be good to know how comfortable it would be in there whilst having your nappy changed... http://youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk - Delicious and nutritious! 31/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yt-dmCrVi1w - Giggity! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4lit8u/ok_ramit/ - Giggity! 30/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=topVkP8WBb4 - Huh!? http://youtube.com/watch?v=7WYmWo28svg - Yum!!!! 27/05/2016 http://imgur.com/a/5MIK9 - Yep... http://youtube.com/watch?v=uXcKEu72RCk - Seems like a waste of cheese balls to me... 26/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=myK4gIbRqeE - Fun toys... http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/former-biggest-loser-contestant-wants-to-sue-the-show/ar-BBtrVZY?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - My guess is that The Biggest Loser force fed her a fatty/sugery foods after she left the show. 25/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=uQereoIxioI - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qr9FhpLUgD8 - I bet this is popular amongst the little kids... http://youtube.com/watch?v=0vpeyNig3xw - Toyota Landcruiser Paddleboat. Straya knut! Use headphones at work... 24/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7tmaYObIQ - The one on the left at the start is a little short for a stormtrooper... http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ZLrs9gX73M - Pretty good although not sure whey they had to use some of the wrong sounds like the imperial probe droid for the TIE fighters... 23/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=9-PjZmR2ZDM - I think they forgot to pay... http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5VQe7p-710 - Sorcery! 20/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 - I like this guy... http://youtube.com/watch?v=2NOe6_DPCzw - Use headphones at work... 19/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2Hz4NhIjqU - And not one of them dropped any bombs... http://youtube.com/watch?v=2LyVVbhvStk - Yep, Genius... http://youtube.com/watch?v=jFxu9dOO4zk - I think i've found my new favourite hobby... 18/05/2016 http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/aldis-annual-snow-gear-sale-brings-out-the-worst-in-bargain-hunting-customers-so-brutal/ar-BBt8igq?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Love Aldi! 17/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=K-1ruNj_gsY - Maybe next time she should consider a burka... 16/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=KJHRHCDGCgQ - Hopefully they also arrest the guy holding the camera for shooting a vertical video... 13/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=2wkVPkGOixc - Very resourceful. Giggity... 12/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMa-lwxXWjY - Wow. Even if you ignore the shock mechanism. Wow. http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgxIzug7PEg - Trololoololololll!!1 My favourite politician... 11/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9gs-5lRKc - Very cool :) 10/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_rnWuPIH0IA - Those hoverboards have been proven to be dangerous - the batteries often catch fire. http://youtube.com/watch?v=S_fhnmMMo8A - That 2nd last one could've ended a lot worse... 9/05/2016 http://xkcd.com/1677/ - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=lYSa5pItVCY - Horrible animal. Don't blame it, really... 6/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=3_9v-7rtVDk - Very funny :) Here's a useful reference - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale. http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6Wpc9s35ZY - Genius idea... 5/05/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=OIDEGN4Js40 - Maybe he can take up a career in sketch comedy. Hopefully Trump will win the next US Presidency and there'll be more than enough material for him... http://youtube.com/watch?v=oDfjvJwCT4g - Delicious and nutritious... http://youtube.com/watch?v=sAy9A3LLu4I - Fun toy! ----------Back at work today for a well earned rest after spending a week in Greece with extended family eating, drinking, celebrating Orthodox Easter and being merry. And my last post was a lie - i had plenty of access to teh innernets - i was too busy to bother with it though. 25/04/2016 ----------Today is ANZAC day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget. Also, postings will more than likely be non existant this week as I have limited access to email/internet. 22/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo - I'd never work at that place! 21/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=wB2HTAcbmck - Awww... I just wanna give them a cuddle! 20/04/2016 http://xkcd.com/1667/ - :) 19/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Xh2KBI4I0 - Genius! http://youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho - I believe I'm Godfrey Elfwick... 18/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM - Fun toy and the steering wheel isn't on the wrong side either :) ----------Postings will be light and on UK time this week as i'm away for work (and in Greece next week where they may be non-existant). 15/04/2016 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/04/13/octopus-slips-out-of-aquarium-tank-crawls-across-floor-escapes-down-pipe-to-ocean/ - Freedom! 14/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=CsDcFFz_2LM - She makes a good point... http://youtube.com/watch?v=KEDrMriKsFM - Clever toy! 13/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0phAtbIf8A - Clever lad! 12/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA - poon likka - "Is this a documentary?" - Yep. We're all like this and we're all called "Bruce". I tried to register brucesemails.com but that was already taken, so I had to settle with franksemails.com. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154767807170001 - Not sure where day and night mode is on a stick shift... http://youtube.com/watch?v=sizJLN5EjOI - I wonder how much he charged them for the ride? 11/04/2016 http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-having-his-bumhole-sewn-up-is-going-on-a-poo-marathon-5805062/ - The URL says it all... 8/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ep_mf6ZE9U0 - Now that's a fun toy... 7/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=jKQYRen_MIA - Crikey! 6/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=npUTCz8BJxA - And whilst we're at it... http://youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE - :) 5/04/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=RrrDLdeL2HQ - Looks like another case of hitting the gas instead of the brake... http://youtube.com/watch?v=rFkXmhnT5Jo - :) 4/04/2016 http://hackaday.com/2016/04/03/hacking-flappy-bird-by-playing-mario/ - Wow. Just watch the video if you can't be bothered reading... 1/04/2016 http://www.skynews.com.au/culture/offbeat/2016/03/25/man-arrested-for-not-returning-rented-vhs.html - Well, at least his criminal record will state "Never returned Freddy Got Fingered"... http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ - RIP 31/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=SzgPOJPTo_A - Quite technical in detail but well worth the watch... 30/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ul26r2rbhE4 - "Jurassic Carpark" lol :) 29/03/2016 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-25/microsoft-created-ai-bot-becomes-racist/7276266 - This is just glorious... 24/03/2016 ----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Happy Easter! http://youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_G7PUeiqo - Pretty sure Microsoft approves :) 23/03/2016 http://www.ramtrucks.com.au/ - Watch the video at the top of the page - best advertising slogan ever! 22/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=UZuhJFY3SS8 - Very cool :) 21/03/2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3500669/We-ship-Boaty-McBoatface-Jokers-make-runaway-favourite-poll-new-Royal-Research-Ship-instead-following-tradition-picking-hero-explorer.html - This is why online polls are important... 18/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=kwQaJ8_Ow9w - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8 - Oh dear - "Natdaprat1 - I was gonna say I thought I saw you driving in France when I visited but that's impossible because everyone was driving like that." 17/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_y9UuHwEfs - And as an added bonus - if you get a speeding fine you can blame the dog... 16/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=G0ELb9M-c_0 - What a dumbass. 15/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=2p2RR3g8UOM - kramler: "had to replay it a couple of times, but was still able to masturbate to it". Makis Makiavelis: "This is disgusting, i am absolutely appalled. What sick person would film a vertical video?" http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSE3fkeHAmo - They're both dumbasses. Tailgater for tailgating and lane hogger for hogging the fast lane. https://www.justpark.com/creative/reaction-time-test/ - It said "We're not sure if you're an actual human being". 278ms. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/9128153/The-fantasy-world-of-ants-photographs-by-Andrey-Pavlov.html?frame=2160871 - Delicious and nutritious... http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2vT665bGI - Worst fake Russian accent on teh innernets... 11/03/2016 ----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates. http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-11-3-2016 - Misc pics http://youtube.com/watch?v=fhx7iXkiLXQ - Just as well he's already had his kids... 10/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuxXm7Y87do - !!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI - Meanwhile, in Africa... http://youtube.com/watch?v=rQLrcBGR-8M - Should buff out... 9/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0 - Homeopaths use stethoscopes? 8/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ucCxtgN6sc - Imagine their surprise if they found out you had to reinstall it every 6 months... http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA - I found this video sexually arousing. 7/03/2016 http://hackaday.com/2016/03/05/even-colin-furze-gets-burned/ - Delicious and nutritious! http://youtube.com/watch?v=BoZIoT3yNQg - DJEmonTV: "2:20 played TOO much GTA" :) 4/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q - Wow! http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qu-jDrGQJLU - Oops... http://youtube.com/watch?v=rn_ZVtLsu00 - :) 3/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY - Pretty sure that nasty human will be on the robot's list... http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoXM00Soj8U - "Fuck me backwards" !? :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=1jJP0CcuJyE - Useful tip for thieves but I bet one of the spanners would break if you tried that on a good quality lock... 2/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=44aNi4UgYAo - What a cute couple :) I've done this before.....using crab pots from the safety of a boat! http://youtube.com/watch?v=VkMR5q-R-sM - A real life Time Lord... http://youtube.com/watch?v=m2JAgORI-3s - Many trees were harmed in the making of this video... 1/03/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTOr8_ILqGw - And to think that just because I earn a salary, I had to work an extra day this year for free. SLAVERY!!!!11 http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rDvtFJxgAw - I pick red... 29/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=O1D07dTILH0 - What every office needs... 26/02/2016 https://www.facebook.com/jalalbros/ - The drive by shooting prank that got them in trouble is on their facebook page. Pretty funny stuff, but then again, there is something wrong with me... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-25/brothers-arrested-counter-terrorism-police-over-pranks/7198874 - I guess this was inevitable... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/schoolboy-wins-competition-live-porn-7429698 - Giggity! 25/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=q0obAEPT-3Y - My new favourite song... 24/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=9A4Xy3OWozA - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=rGz7HF6yMLA - Intel enters the cosmetics industry... 23/02/2016 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-02/eagles-vs-drones-dutch-police-train-birds-to-take-down-uavs/7132096 - My new hobby - 'Escape the eagle!' http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6FcfnqKjrw - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM - Brings a tear to my eye... 22/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaiD27HaWWA - Fastforward to 2:50. Giggity. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/800797224/wank-wipes - Not sure why this was suspended by kickstarter... 19/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=fOH2pppwxdQ - Looks pretty safe... http://youtube.com/watch?v=fM3yltuTzLY - This comment - "She went upstairs to change her status on facebook" :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=1DHYbFpRMS4 - Hopefully the machines also take out what the asteroid couldn't all those millions of years ago... http://youtube.com/watch?v=mOBQXuu_5Zw - When the machines take over, they'll shoot us out of cannons and make us flash torches to the sound of their music. 18/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ap9_jxEr_JA - This guy's going pretty fast too. I struggle to do 30kph on a bike and this guy's doing 30mph... http://youtube.com/watch?v=nA2I86GHPiU - That's one hell of a laugh he's got there... http://youtube.com/watch?v=75tefCfP1-o - :) 17/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=tDQw21ntR64 - This is how the sheep communicate with their interstellar masters who will soon take over. And I for one welcome our new sheep overlords... http://youtube.com/watch?v=OA46Jaj4msM - I'd blame Obama too... http://youtube.com/watch?v=DLfx4Mv7YHE - Dogs > cats 16/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=FRXNNAjofqI - If I were him, i'd blurt out "you're holding that phone wrong, dummy!" 15/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ex--O-cJcZA - Looks like far too much effort... http://youtube.com/watch?v=rhUQUkLpA3I - Oh noes - teh tractor is slowly destroying everythink in teh carpark. What can we do!? I no - let's take a video for teh innernets! 12/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=knd5E-X42dU - Very good! 11/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=NjA9tBDu9Y8 - Very disturbing... http://xkcd.com/1641/ - Luckily, hotdogs come in packs of six where I'm from... 10/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=OMnJAoS9v6k - Michael Wong: "Bro, I could get gangraped in a gay brothel and my asshole still wouldn't hurt as bad as the night after Taco Bell." http://youtube.com/watch?v=aqncOP7OzMg - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=K3u9txMqbWA - :) 9/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=JDM20YLtGyA - Oh dear! These kids look like they're begging for some jail time... https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30398569/it-s-funny-until-you-re-dead-controversial-prank-backlash/ - Oh dear... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eAqgXhblr-w - Looks pretty illegal - and the last one's pretty irresponsible. Still, admit it - you laughed. 8/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=P7w1qmloaDo - Yep, the 2nd version's far more dignified... 5/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=ddxk8UAJgaA - Ouch... http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/inquest-hears-man-died-after-trying-to-eat-burger-in-one-mouthful/ar-BBp8G32?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Darwin Awards contender... http://youtube.com/watch?v=JinpVA6p8Mo - Very cool. Hopefully version 2 has an automatic snowball creation/loading mechanism... 4/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=wmBvgs-qqPY - Pretty good in 4K too... http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hKdy0UqOZA - Ouch... http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEs9zmF-Fwk - Ouch... 3/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=n_24a0aQpMs - The last guy seems a little upset... Pretty sure he'll be happy to see it on youtube... http://youtube.com/watch?v=X4q18m4m4ic - This - "It's okay - they talked to "his afterwards"." 2/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=khvBGIlsh3g - Asshole kids... http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-35424393 - Yep. Was in the UK in October and as much as I love the country, your public transport is a rip off. £21 to get from Bletchley to London!? http://drinksfeed.com/bacon-shot-glasses-dipped-in-chocolate-and-filled-with-whisky/ - Oh my!!! 1/02/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9uqL_IgGtw - Mmm.... The smell would have been delicious! And nutritious... http://youtube.com/watch?v=UsNdvgwCli8 - In Soviet Russia, drone flies you! 29/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=dxU1bv7nVuc - I'd only give permission on the condition he gets his earlobes fixed... http://youtube.com/watch?v=ERQ7UaQ-9to - Oh the humanity... 28/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=8_yXfX2tgNg - They're all winners! 27/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=jkqOBglc3o0 - :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRETz2F-heQ - Bacon alone should be reason enough to worship this animal... 25/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=7i15OPuFvmA - Tomorrow is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates. Perhaps Mitchell Johnson can be an UberUmpire tomorrow... https://newsroom.uber.com/australia/howzaaaaaat-your-uberumpire-is-arriving-now/ - Rather creative promotion... 22/01/2016 http://www.digitaltrends.com/wearables/ch4-is-a-wearable-that-tracks-your-farts-and-tells-you-what-food-to-avoid/ - Genius! Too bad it didn't get funded... 21/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=soMV-AkSOtA - This should be renamed to "LGBTIQ colours poking through a glory hole in slow mo!" 20/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=cBNMg1H3ag8 - Obviously has a hot date tonight... http://youtube.com/watch?v=WNmLFTSq-TE - Kinda like the decision you make when driving over a corrugated dirt road - always go fast... http://youtube.com/watch?v=PMHjSC_ddJo - I wonder if it works with a beer bottle... 19/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnU6Ykp7MOY - Bit unsafe for work. Giggity... 18/01/2016 http://www.cnet.com/news/nerds-steve-jobs-and-bill-gates-musical-comedy-soon-on-broadway/ - This should be a winner... http://youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4 - Pretty much my reaction every time I eat bacon as well... http://youtube.com/watch?v=xOaIdBVKS-U - Giggity... http://youtube.com/watch?v=wQdtt791X70 - Oh dear... http://youtube.com/watch?v=6rxAXzWDZwQ - Delicious and nutritious... 15/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zPU1Urun0Q - Camel toe! http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsKFDV4AsL8 - Yep - "You know they made it, otherwise this video would be on LiveLeak" http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nck6BZga7TQ - :) 14/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=eqwsQ65CEvk - Wi-Fi enabled cave... http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso - Delicious and nutritious... 13/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_2ASPUkkHMs - :) 12/01/2016 http://youtube.com/watch?v=aDOgPIKOOJc - That'll buff out... http://youtube.com/watch?v=_tgIjJ2exZM - This comment: "They see me rollin', they prayin'" http://youtube.com/watch?v=4PS64_0syvI - This comment: "In Russia you have to take IQ test for Drivers Licence, if you pass you don't get one." 11/01/2016 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/12/18/man-who-drove-1m-bugatti-into-lake-goes-jail/77561978/ - Idiot... http://youtube.com/watch?v=c0nj3DZ6U7M - The last guy was inspiring... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3379210/An-800-year-old-mobile-phone-left-ALIENS-Austria-according-latest-bizarre-claims-conspiracy-theorists.html - I had an Ericsson 688 back in the day. Looks just like it... ----------Back to work for a well earned rest after the holidays... Archived stuff: Click the dates below to access older stuff... 5/01/2015 - 18/12/2015 6/01/2014 - 18/12/2014 3/01/13 - 20/12/13 3/01/12 - 21/12/12 4/01/11 - 3/01/12 28/04/10 - 4/01/11 19/10/09 - 28/04/10 8/5/09 - 16/10/09 17/11/08 - 8/5/09 9/6/08 - 17/11/08 31/12/07 - 9/6/08 17/7/07 - 31/12/07 1/1/07 - 17/7/07 26/8/06 - 31/12/06 23/2/06 - 25/8/06 6/6/06 - 23/2/06 22/2/06 - epoch. You can send stuff to me here: 
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