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McArthur Wheeler: A man for the ages.



17/04/2014
----------Oh, and Happy Easter!
----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays. Also, next Friday is ANZAC day public holiday. So to make up for all this time off, I'm taking off the rest of next week off as well. So no updates until the 28th.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-17-04-2014 - Misc pics
16/04/2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595913/Help-Teenage-girl-gets-stuck-DRAIN-removing-metal-cover-try-retrieve-iPhone-feet.html - Didn't bother reading the story, but i did read this comment: "I got stuck in a pub once. I was in the toilet and got locked in the lounge bar. Everyone had gone home by the time I came out. It took me eight hours to call the landlord."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3o5S61lBY - Delicious!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McArthur_Wheeler - McArthur Wheeler: A man for the ages.
15/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6YhKnt3B39o - This video has RUINED MY DAY! :(
14/04/2014
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Cheese_factory_closed_over_workers_milk_bath - For that extra cheesy flavour...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QbJeZauhoQA - Now I know why people look at me strange... And I don't even own an iPhone...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5IHZ637HzM - Wow! He should buy a lottery ticket...
11/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fkP-b1ADvbk - Yeah, ok, Febreze should stop the toxic chemicals from poisoning you... Mmm.... Bacon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TrdUDA0GMQc - Whoopsy...
10/04/2014
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/09/05/30/baby-on-murder-charge-in-hiding - It was pretty obvious this menace to society would be a flight risk, so a silly decision to release him on bail. He'll be in hiding for a couple of years escaping justice by which time there is no doubt this chameleon would have changed his appearance!
9/04/2014
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/North_Korean_men_must_follow_the_leader - I assume the "Socialist lifestyle" will eliminate the bald men...
8/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4i_GFrlaStQ - Fail!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=990zRxm_oj4 - Fail!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xCpMClLjc8k - Fail!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o9oITR_KZok - Fail!
7/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg - Poor guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mdvUj0BLWAU - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk - Almost like this better than the original...
4/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dDuxFSpwj0M - Looks like everyone's working up a mighty good frenzy over how offended they are... Boohoo...
3/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nzWY3JFJQ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tO7LIRhGbfo - A new way to test mouse traps...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ - A new way to test condoms. Click on closed captions for subtitles...
2/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k - I HATE tailgaters. Saw this on the TV a few days ago. Pretty funny stuff :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0u1zoaJYAmw - Bit late to be posting this i guess...
1/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qoaEBb4IN4Q - Why I love cats so much... Nah, just kidding - April fool!
31/03/2014
http://instagram.com/miserable_men - Yep...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/mh370-british-airways-run-escape-to-the-indian-ocean-ad-in-spite-of-malaysian-plane-disappearance-9219376.html - Oops!
28/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rDUHFXDDO20 - Thailand's preemptive strike on North Korea...
27/03/2014
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=webcam-double-scare-prank - He's asking why? I can see why :)
26/03/2014
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/89/The-27-Naughtiest-Dogs-In-The-World - And one stupid cat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VIPTdtEvr40 - :)
25/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eoEOa9cFzBY - Moron.
24/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tHae-jr30X0 - That'll learn her...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Go9rf9GmYpM - The beginning of the end. Augmented reality is used for fun here, but will soon be used for evil!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1395165300 - WIN! Not safe for work.
21/03/2014
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2014/03/21/08/48/sellotape-selfies-go-viral - Win!
20/03/2014
http://twistedsifter.com/2011/09/30-hilarious-bootleg-movie-posters-from-ghana/ - Terminato 1!
http://www.redsnapperverytasty.com/crimea-river-putin-obama-ukraine.html - Obama 0; Putin 1.
19/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9p3Rstnp7y0 - Misc fails...
18/03/2014
https://sftimes.co/?id=132&src=share_fb_new_132 - Q*Bert!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6gaoVPDT1EE - Delicious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqnjKc_OprI - Blatent catwing bias...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hBO0VsYFsgw - Very good :)
17/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=flRg9Q1d3kY - I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR CULT!!1 lol :)
http://vimeo.com/82920243 - She just needed a cuddle...
14/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA - Don't usually send out 'public service announcement' type videos, but I will on this occasion as it is pretty important. JUST SAY NO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5monB4fIzy8 - Indeed it is.
13/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TuXju71wMts - Ouch. Use headphones at work...
http://www.themorningbulletin.com.au/news/rod-eastern-brown-snake-bite-xxxx-gold-ambulance/2192475/ - Ouch.
12/03/2014
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/ - I hope they make a movie out of this...
11/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ity_7npK2iw - :)!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vuMqbKoTQkM - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zUJQMnHN2_E - Nice trick...
10/03/2014
----------Today is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
7/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M419D6LsqZU - And whilst we're at it, some eggsperiments! The first one looks pretty useful...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CCSGMR64VO8 - Useful for people with long schlongs whilst dropping bombs...
6/03/2014
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/03/dana-snay-suck-it-facebook-post-cost-dad-80000_n_4888216.html - PWNED!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eMHwsJKj1MA - Awesome!
5/03/2014
http://www.needaproperty.com/news/whats-in-a-street-name/ - I'd love to live on the corner of Minge Lane and Bell End...
4/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wm0ywsD9V88 - A few heart attacks right there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2LRK5VVBaQk - Well, at least he's not behind the wheel...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dYw4meRWGd4 - Didn't realise that a GoPro took that long to initialise... Guess I won't buy one of them then...
3/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uf6nmsOmXLA - Well I was hoping it was an ad for a new stain remover, but anyway...
28/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdxEymWUX14 - Looks like they wen't through quite a bit of glass right there...
27/02/2014
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/university-of-liverpool-scientists-invent-a-contagious-wifi-virus/story-fnjwnwtx-1226839281284 - Bit early for April Fool's day...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgeTrRQWDNw - Knife Guyz!
26/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OTcdutIcEJ4 - Cool trick. Coke's still better...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b52_1393319086 - I'm sure a lot of vodka was involved during the conception of this cunning plan...
25/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aeRqqv6T8pA - Anger management gone bad?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7A2PQuDasWA - Birth control gone bad?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FG1LGKieTxY - Insurance job gone bad?
24/02/2014
http://vimeo.com/9498805 - Very cool...
21/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y_m6p99l6ME - Ok, i'll be testing this tonight...
20/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cgnceHH_p_I - Delicious and nutritious!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=667165179990350 - Delicious and nutritious!
19/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtundW1rZ2A - Wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=269Bb1DKSdY - New sport for the Winter Olympics - stupidity. US gets the gold.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TaaVgq-On5k - New sport for the Winter Olympics - stupidity. Poland gets the gold.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjvgC1cKQGA - Meh... Needs to blow something up...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5-6Ccf9eIc - Cute, delicious and nutritious...
18/02/2014
http://fails.net/close-enough-painting - My new hobby...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=24xeMUpvwCY - Dickheads...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHRqbOLOMyc - Dickheads...
17/02/2014
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/12/18/tourist-walks-off-pier-facebook_n_4466542.html - Of all the negative press that Facebook gets, here's one very positive story...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=95-SGhIeA9k - Calling a cat useless is a bit redundant, but this cat is pretty useless...
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/novelty/bacon-soda.asp - Looks like it's got some top reviews on Amazon!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xiFWAM4tmGY - Romantic!
14/02/2014
http://news.optuszoo.com.au/2014/02/14/a-council-spent-74k-on-this-ridiculous-ramp/ - Very artistic front garden - looks like stacks and stacks of shopping trollies lined up next to each other...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dqRRW9lKmEQ - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/omg/gross/bacon-flavored-lube.asp - Useful for Valentine's day...
http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html - Say goodbye to GPS...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qmHwXf8JUOw - Say goodbye to delivery vans, pizza delivery guys and the post office...
13/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2201_cKicGA - Physics at its funniest... What a dick...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6va3nTS2rHc - Hope he was wearing brown undies that day...
12/02/2014
http://franksemails.com/pics/schapelle - For the locals...
http://www.xenophobes.com/ - Useful!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZ58M1sAaWY - There's something wrong with that cat - it's a cat. Sorry...
11/02/2014
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/458333/I-steal-all-the-balls-in-the-neighbourhood-Funny-dog-confessions-to-make-you-giggle - More proof that dogs > cats...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/04/candlelight-dinner-for-two-this-valentines-day-at-mcdonalds-4290985/ - I know what I'm doing this Friday...
10/02/2014
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=206_1391741796 - WTF? Not safe for work...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=squirrel-tries-to-hide-nut - The dog should eat that squirrel...
7/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zj055qdb63M - WIN!!!
only_in_india.pps - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2yqr_hHwQs4 - Don't make 'em like they used to...
6/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iIQMxven0I0 - What a moron.
5/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eduNjwNvcH4 - Too busy reading my book to watch this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM - Nice place...
4/02/2014
http://io9.com/5837169/this-is-what-the-patent-for-a-dinosaur-suit-looks-like/ - Here's a diagram of the inside of the dinosaur...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=60jKp-yoaV4 - Very cool!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3xJeUNpDOA - This is terrible. I can see why it's got more thumbs down than thumbs up.
3/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JrsnrirxRNE - Surprised no one impaled themselves...
http://www.learnforlifewa.org.au/ - Great video - all in the name of "promoting the importance of education for people of all ages", of course...
31/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8xhuzWj6CQ - My favourite character too. I could've bought a car with all the money i dropped into Street Fighter II and Point Blank...
30/01/2014
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-30-1-2014 - Misc pics...
29/01/2014
http://www.buzzfeed.com/wordsbydan/28-quotes-about-libraries-on-photos-of-beautiful-l-b6bd - Nice libraries...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/22/man-shares-post-seeking-his-arrest-to-facebook-is-arrested-within-the-hour-4272690/ - Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel...
28/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zg1yAW7GPvI - Straya cnut!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ - Straya cnut! Use headphones at work.
27/01/2014
----------Yesterday was Australia day and today is Australia day public holiday, so no updates.
24/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hY3W9Z4bdS8 - Quite an imagination. Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cn-NsWRtaSY - Japanese robot manufacturers release awesome new prototype...
23/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AzA7Fj2Ct2k - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9WoM2bHfr48 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfNxxoV4c - Delicious and nutritious...
22/01/2014
http://www.opb.org/news/article/npr-jersey-city-spends-big-to-find-out-whats-inside-safe/ - $1000 well spent.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WblScorki1M - And to think they're supposed to be on the same side of the law...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVnznrOqXVE - Slavery - gets shit done.
21/01/2014
http://usvsth3m.com/post/68792009112/13-sexist-ads-for-computer-technology-thatll-either - Arousing...
http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/news-bfi/features/bfi-archive-footage-1920s-london-goes-viral - Pretty cool seeing colour footage this old...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25742917 - How Communism made a man very happy! Yay for Communism!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/13/this-advert-perfectly-sums-up-why-you-should-hire-a-blind-person-4261258/ - :)
20/01/2014
http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2014/01/18/4637233/ - Bit disappointed. I was expecting something else...
17/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PUKMUZ4tlJg - Good pram those Bugaboo Cameleons...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A129SM9S54A - How to change the brake pads of your car
16/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhAcq9yB1fQ - Looks like it'll be more fun with a bear trap :)
----------Too bloody hot today to be at work. It's been over 40 degrees every day this week! Today it's supposed to be 44 and right now it's 30.6 inside the office. I'm melting!
15/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BxXMaQhMNKI - Is it just me or does she look like she's about 10 foot tall?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pAaKxDK9H3g - 1) I hope it's not fake 2) Hope he got the job.
14/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tuqPL6X-aCc - Guys aren't the only ones that do dumbass things... That's 2 kilos!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DEq85NO2JsY - Guys aren't the only ones that do dumbass things...
13/01/2014
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683 - Hopefully search and rescue found him pretty quick...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/09/dad-answers-daycare-questionnaire-for-baby-daughter-lists-rapid-digestion-as-a-strength-4255860/ - :)
10/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9sVxfuitlk4 - I wonder where his head ended up? Top comments - "Udderly ridiculous" followed by "moooooooove along nothing to see here"
9/01/2014
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152541688844676&set=vb.608014675&type=2&theater - Not normal...
8/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sLYNwevDQ - Uh... Kinda unsafe for work.
7/01/2014
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/was-a-local-fox-reporter-really-fired-for-saying-on-air-hed-fck-missing-woman/ - Bah! It's no fake! The 2nd video on this page is the fake one...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=reporter-fired-after-remarks-about-missing-woman - My oh my.... Use headphones at work...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-finds-surprise-in-pot - ???
6/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw - Quite relaxing this song...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eXwqoblFlEU - And, would you know it, his Wikipedia entry says "Spouse(s) - Jeanette Sprung (1947-2004; his death; 3 children)"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7OihpIHUYYU - Blooper reel for 2013...
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cat+videos - I was told that I needed to post more cat videos, so here's a list of about 6,290,000 of them...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Now back to work...

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