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19/09/2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2707196/Woman-quit-toxic-relationship-city-life-moved-remote-town-takes-magical-photographs-Australia.html - Misc pics... Kinda...
18/09/2014
http://consumeconsume.com/ - Misc pics website...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/17/world-queefing-championships-this-is-probably-the-most-horrible-video-on-the-internet-4872655/ - Very disturbing and a little unsafe for work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dGUGw8r1Z6Q - Wow, never expected that...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hLww3kCEgrI - Delicious and nutritious...
17/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kO80FFkxT24 - Premises protected by Gas Bottle Security Ltd.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P39gQdLXSNs - This guy needs to be committed...
16/09/2014
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S5P2DEGA - They need to work this into a movie somehow...
15/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gw-EXGqNlJ0 - I'd probably wanna get off that bus...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2753346/Chinese-medical-student-died-heart-attack-looked-sexy-magazine-fourth-donation-sperm-bank-week.html - Well, I guess it isn't the worst way to go...
12/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UX0Wz3EZK-Q - Moron truck driver + lucky bike rider = youtube!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VglD8xIm5Yk - The colour is wrong...
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/12/07/32/gay-group-criticses-best-mate-s-wedding - Brilliant! I hope this catches on...
11/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3nZUiuTmqz4 - :)
10/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU - I'm not a violent person, but it's always been a fantasy of mine to get into a fight with one of these. Perhaps I should be careful what I wish for...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1rEQYG_prWE - I'll keep this in mind...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iOaiely_qgg - Stupid cat + moron wheelie bin challenge + sensible person attempting to teach others the correct side of the road to drive on + more...
9/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UowkIRSDHfs - Dogs > Cats
8/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wcRuXrduj6Q - Best job in the world for some I guess...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RHoKGoa-744 - Stupid.
5/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EPkKV6wvLxI - Not sure why dirty thoughts have crossed my mind watching this...
4/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3wZDVmK2TnQ - Meh... That'll buff out...
3/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wfdeEQC3BR8 - I'm pretty sure those power lines weren't there the moment before they cut the tree down...
2/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xj-prpHfyEY - And he did it more than once...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok6YrLN5L_k - Almost...
1/09/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q-pySkwvRZM - Looks as happy as a pig in...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QKnVWr2PkIU - Smart kid; ignore the comments.
29/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iICRglgHjaE - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=la86Dr4Nzpw - Blah blah blah blah beer!? nipples!?!
28/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoLbdQi3MIg - "Quick, where's the ice?" AAAAAAaaaahahahahahaha :)
27/08/2014
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNJmwVFwfFGObBZa5ekSO_1JM3mY8SMQj - Bloody brilliant!!!
26/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dRIgmKGDqFM - Even better :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8 - Very good :)
http://vimeo.com/78343974 - The Hoff needs to make a comeback...
25/08/2014
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/sandwich-thief-gets-comeuppance-in-this-awesome-office-note-saga/story-fni0dgqf-1227033439091 - This is why I have my own fridge at my desk. I'm no longer working there and haven't for some time, but I've still got the fridge with me at my current job :)
22/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rdYuSJv8NQo - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPl8V_21E-8 - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O9-rE5RBZvU - A shotgun would have been preferable to this abuse...
21/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZx4MichXXE - Almost as fun as cow tipping...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G4ZTxggubm4 - Wow!
20/08/2014
http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/14/destapabanana-will-fulfil-all-your-fruit-based-fantasies-it-inserts-liquid-caramel-and-chocolate-into-your-banana-4831297/ - Awesome!
http://www.digitalspy.com/fun/s183/downton-abbey/news/a590450/downton-abbey-fans-find-error-in-new-series-picture-can-you-spot-it.html#~oNrrYMwoxwAcDY - There must be a genie in that bottle...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/14/this-is-blood-falls-a-waterfall-in-antarctica-that-runs-red-4832890/ - ZOMFG!!1!! Climate Change is making Antarctica bleed!!!11
19/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q_BxxyhPFNs - I watched this whilst eating Vegemite...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pAQlEWqwnaA - They should've tried the sunroof...
18/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QD8pWLO0Smo - Future Darwin Awards candidate. What an idiot.
15/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_sf9OK8P6k - Nice job...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/06/artist-recreates-amazing-iconic-images-using-old-recycled-tapes-4822957/ - MP3... Meh... Back in my day I had a big ass walkman and a stack of tapes in my backpack which i had to lug around on the train...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=blSl487coFg - This can potentially assist burglars entering your property. Stupid cat.
http://depletedcranium.com/new-and-revolutionary-perpetual-motionfree-energy-machine/ - I'm taking out a loan to invest in this...
14/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0NM9DzwLBNA - Bright idea alert - install boom gates at every intersection where there are traffic lights.
13/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ySSrG7HgvIQ - Yesterday there was so much traffic it took me 1/2 an hour to drive less than 1.5km. I'm sure these guys would feel sorry for me...
12/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBBK2hjcPuA - This comment: "and the fat controller laughed, and laughed, and laughed...."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams - Very sad day. RIP.
11/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LP0W0IUhZT0 - 260 horsepower man! I bet Chuck Norris could kick his ass...
8/08/2014
http://www.pidjin.net/2013/01/24/free-hugs-2/ - FREE HUGS!
7/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YcwrRA2BIlw - Hope they're wearing extra deodorant...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CpeCbkKZmMk - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fOj0dkl8MMA - Wasn't he nice to help him out of his car...
6/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBX_tEksNr0 - Cunning stunt!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UuGHlY_TBOo - Nothing beats a good smack in the face...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nt7qCHT4CMU - Job well done!
5/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KBNaPN56ZcI - He got it on video!
4/08/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cZEo6V8WAMk - She looks impressed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qHQWlFtSptU - :)
1/08/2014
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-1-8-2014 - Misc pics - one's a little unsafe for work...
31/07/2014
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/cats-who-failed-so-hard-they-won?bffbanimals# - 28. That'll teach him for owning a cat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JjEsWj369rc - Might be better if they were facing down...
30/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fPJWn2Fz93I - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rp03AorAWLY - A cat would respond with "you're dead to me".
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rT2LzCLhbOE - ???
29/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KmKjQbmAsf0 - Wow, aren't they clever...
28/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YCWcUiBMD90 - Very cool!
25/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw - :)
http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/22/this-man-took-a-cab-instead-of-walking-30-metres-in-one-of-the-most-pointless-journeys-ever-4806565/ - Huh?
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07/24/married-man-period-pains-woman_n_5616359.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular - Huh?
----------Left work early yesterday and forgot to post an update. Here it is 10 hours late :) Whoops!
24/07/2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1106440/Must-Hilarious-dog-showers-baby-toys-stop-crying.html - Dogs > Cats.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kvxv2eoT0zA - Russia + Russian dashcam + YouTube + Vodka + shopping trolley + physics + idiot = WIN!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iRmrQGHhdCM - This is what happens when we save the whales... Ungrateful beasts...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/microwavable-spray-cake-harvard_n_5599119.html?cps=gravity - THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
23/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eTDMr1ZY-98 - Whoopsy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSkwbCg8s6o - The extra crunch sound at the end is appreciated...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N79JKDtK4hg - Drop of DOOM!
22/07/2014
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/residents-outraged-after-driver-snapped-walking-a-dog-while-driving-a-car-in-manor-lakes/story-fngnvmj7-1226997267937 - Not sure how else a dog's supposed to be walked...
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/ - And don't forget kids - ETYMGKAK!
21/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLEUiJInDQ4 - Too bad the trains where I'm from have automatic doors...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI - Smart!
18/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DCmcXZ4qGtY - Blimey!
https://soundcloud.com/ryan-block-10/comcastic-service - Blimey!
17/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KQo7a5XzcTQ - Over 20 minutes worth of reasons why the freeway I drive on turns into a carpark most mornings...
http://buymybarina.com/ - If you missed out on the Nissan Maxima for sale, here's another quality vehicle for your consideration...
16/07/2014
http://news.distractify.com/fun/your-childhood-is-now-ruined/?v=1 - Dogs are awesome - looks like Pluto beat goatse to it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qKHeXC7L85s - She needs a vibrator safe!
15/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KhvgES_GnPs - He did...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NoP90sPSjPQ - I blame the supermarket for giving it to him that way...
14/07/2014
----------Congrats to Germany for winning the World Cup! Well done Gotze!
http://news.distractify.com/culture/arts/dirty-car-art/ - Obviously not content with "I wish my wife was this dirty"...
11/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GR_w0c3fCGE - Another CATastrophe...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S6tTETKVSwc - LOL! Stupid cat!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UEfP1OKKz_Q - I'm convinced - I'm moving to the UK...
10/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m8273HGqxEc - Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad...
9/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wu6nKXcsf7g - This comment - "It's like a real life claw machine! Except he didn't get the teddy bear. :("
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NVsoeFVL-dw - That'll learn it...
8/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZWOkZ_c8vxk - An oldie redone :)
7/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G5YZq-G4wco - Hope they brought a change of underwear...
http://www.wired.com/2014/06/is-it-really-true-that-watching-porn-will-shrink-your-brain/ - OMG! My brain should be the size of an atom!
4/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LYKg0gbRFns - I'm sure tree huggers would love this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_uxgiB6oEQA - Delicious and nutritious - especially when served with a pint of wife-beater...
3/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p8QzDhKv4lk - He didn't wipe... Gross...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eaPsMjyPMtU - :)
2/07/2014
http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/17/largest-longest-street-painting-in-the-world-unveiled-in-china-4764592/ - Now people have to keep off the footpath rather than the grass...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AbTnevtio9Q - The government needs to promote more awareness on the dangers of VVS.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/06/30/15/14/demolition-gone-wrong-as-man-nearly-killed-by-flying-rock - !!!
1/07/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo - Looks like road safety advertisers are in competition to outdo each other to see who can produce the most disturbing ad. This is terrible.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x9tvdjDAr1U - I'm sure he was sitting on his own stool at the time he was landing this as well...
----------Happy New Financial Year! Hope you had a great EOFYS!
30/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WxU-cQvmi-k - :)
http://www.fascinatingpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/443.jpg - :)
http://usvsth3m.com/post/89163163943/how-differently-does-the-rest-of-the-world-shit-ever - I need me one of those German toilets - it's perfect for ratemypoo.com
http://travelbydrone.com/ - None in North Korea - perhaps a different sort of drone is flown in those parts...
27/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vPnoLl3N45w - Delicious and nutritious!
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/06/25/swedish-man-wins-bizarre-luis-suarez-biting-bet - Well, at least Chiellini didn't get bitten in the vagina.
26/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U8urmUVuEDE - This comment - "God damn it Mario we are tired of your shit!!!" :)
25/06/2014
http://comicsalliance.com/spider-man-statue-south-korea-gigantic-boner-eunsuk-yoo/ - I've now got a sore neck from shaking my head at all the puns...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/us-exchange-student-pulled-from-tubingen-university-marble-vagina/story-fni0xs61-1226963283491 - 22 firefighters and not one obstetrician?
24/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QZ92IjKu_LM - Meh... A 1 iron would do the trick...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bZaUc1xhLGA - Pwned...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gw9abgNDF4Q - Very brave...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AJrSBcduTXk - And that's about as much you'll get from one of these creatures...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/a-guy-turned-his-bedroom-into-a-1980s-arcade-and-lost-his-fi - Fair trade, perhaps...
23/06/2014
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=752248794821184&fref=nf - :)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/37-things-only-british-people-will-find-amusing - Well, i found it amusing... I must be a Pom...
----------franksemails.com is 9 years old today! Maybe I need to change my pic...
20/06/2014
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/06/19/16/36/pastafarian-guy-albon-wears-colander-in-gun-licence-photo - May you too be touched by His Noodly Appendage...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bf7xIjz_ww0 - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OPdbdjctx2I - That looks like an awesome ride...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hpWwX-3rXXE - Looks like a fun thing (for other people) to take...
19/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PElfdeFnaiw - Dogs > cats. Don't see a cat ever winning an egg and spoon race...
18/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-T7zyezBkuY - GOL!
17/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CQvBWuupfNE - OMG my brains just went pop!
16/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CKt8iCCbN3A - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JHixeIr_6BM - Meh. They should've all been sprayed with a water cannon for not having their mobiles off/on silent in the cinema...
13/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XZzJxWbWXtY - Cunning stunts!
12/06/2014
http://instagram.com/p/pAFRoiI71_/ - Cunning stunt!
http://vimeo.com/97787543 - Cunning stunt!
11/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM - Very good :)
10/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5JcVRttNmaQ - :)
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/man-buys-penis-enlarger-online-receives-magnifying-glass - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tjPUGMJ86E0 - I wonder how many they've stacked...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KYtms3Sx0yE - The description says he swaps his bottle for beer...
9/06/2014
----------Queen's Birthday public holiday today, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen!
6/06/2014
http://eng.ecool.dk/ - Pretty cool website design too, although not as cool as this site.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a61_1395123642 - I'm glad the laughter was translated...
5/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yxuldlw0c6A - WIN!
4/06/2014
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm - So does that make him a podilatophile? Not sure I understand why there's a problem here though given that he was doing it in his locked bedroom.
3/06/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tjJc8xLYhak - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vm493mUtABc - This comment - "The sunbathing man safely relocated to a busy intersection" and then this one - "if that guy lifted up his head this video would have been on Liveleak rather than Youtube"
2/06/2014
http://www.amplifyingglass.com/dog-shame/ - :)
http://www.focus-fen.net/news/2014/05/28/337673/british-company-launches-range-of-tea-bags-for-dogs.html - Wrong...
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-27507950 - Wrong...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/10084684/99-year-old-graduates-after-75-years - If they adjusted for inflation, she'd be up for $83...
30/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NcdhAQ5SmIg - Morons. Perhaps if they used the car to drive to the hardware store to buy a chainsaw or even an axe, it would work. Annoying shaky camera warning...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxQCkAqkFYo - And they missed doing the most obvious alternative way to open a bottle of beer - eye socket.
29/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ar_leEiJcs - Hope they're hungry...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s6BQowt4tq0 - More Russian dashcam madness... Mental note: Never visit Russia.
28/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V-vO1ycvtN0 - Russia FTW!
27/05/2014
http://www.health.ninemsn.com.au/healthnews/8851012/artists-eats-his-own-hip-say-it-tasted-like-wild-sheep - Delicious and nutritious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=78RrsepkQKA - Safety first!
26/05/2014
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/05/21/the-25-worst-best-spelling-mistakes-on-twitter/ - I'd love a seizure salad from Macca's but it triggers my 80HD...
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/offbeat/a/23691918/ - Whoopsy!
http://www.digitalspy.com/tech/news/a572848/second-livestock-aims-to-bring-virtual-reality-to-caged-chickens.html#~oFlmlH0ZttTlu3 - Oclucklus Rift FTW!!!! lol :)
http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/18/this-is-how-we-glue-it-worker-handed-disciplinary-for-singing-4732050/ - Must be a great place to work...
23/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKk54qfgDWg - Huh!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OT8Eh7BBqOQ - Now do it with a semi-trailer attached...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qDF6QvYNHjQ - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iHJ3iZbB6_E - Delicious and nutritious!
22/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=je_9QhJFSR0 - "Cats are awesome"!? If you saw a human doing that you'd think s/he's stupid and suicidal. Stupid cat...
21/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=35C2-8GrdDA - 3rd time's a charm...
20/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xdyfvc6qJUw - I'm sure they'll think twice about doing that again...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4 - YUMMY!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YPHhnA14PGc - :)
19/05/2014
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/tricks-that-will-significantly-improve-your-life - Useful info...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/05/16/10/22/hero-cat-who-saved-boy-from-dog-a-worldwide-sensation - So, finally, a cat does the right thing and it gets worldwide attention for a whole week. If a dog does a heroic act it's lucky to get 5 minutes!
16/05/2014
http://hackaday.com/2014/05/14/virtual-reality-gets-real-with-3-kinect-cameras/ - Virtual pr0n is almost a reality...
15/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vgQuwESR5xg - Granted it was an old Soviet shitbox that i wouldn't want in front of me, the guy filming was in the wrong. Not sure what the law is in Mother Russia, but here you have to give way to whoever's in front when a lane merges with no line markings and the guy in the merging lane doesn't need to indicate either.
14/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uNA5Yn1MqCQ - Bad sink hole - lucky people who spotted it...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b6_1263062072 - At least he apologised...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbpKhHwwtiY - Hate it when my grenades get stolen from my checked in luggage...
13/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fpanEAhw-JE - I think he needs his Ventolin...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SCUc3U8WVMo - Om nom nom...
12/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo - Meh... I guess i've heard it too many times already... Prefer the original...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WvZShangx2k - 3rd time's a charm...
9/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zD2NtzEPBcA - Can't wait to experience my very first flight... in a private jet...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N3ExkaTarX0 - Oops...
8/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e139Yn66G38 - I often see semi trailers these days with a sign on the back stating "At 60km/h, this truck takes 100 metres to stop". Clearly this is a lie - I shall resume my habit of cutting in front of them approaching a red light.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aaEqZQXmx5M - Harsh justice...
7/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dYslhL71k1M - COMEDY GOLD!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAQ5tJ764Go - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bzd8WtVJVfc - Oops...
6/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G4nX0Xrn-wo - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iOFspoXf3wE - Uh... Almost what I expected, but not quite...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ln1RF1JIsVI - Looks a little faster than 20...
5/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MQm5BnhTBEQ - And they used the suicide door to get in and out of the car. Oh the ironing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PDG1mDCfoBo - This is the work of SANTA! Burn him at the STAKE!
2/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8LsNJmwH2WA - !!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BKezUd_xw20 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3y5EhDglRqY - Whoopsy!
1/05/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GOQyc748gA - "The Turdis" lol :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N-sGUnj1P3c - I sometimes fear for this man's life...
30/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ru2ZGOTvwU - Russian dashcams FTW!
29/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU - ZOMFG!!!! POO PARTY!!!!! Catchy song...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OydqR_7_DjI - Pretty useless given that I've got better than 20/20 vision...
http://hackaday.com/2014/04/23/micro-robots-are-scary-awesome/ - Come on Zombies, you'll have to be quicker if you want to earn responsibility for the apocalypse...
28/04/2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2614109/Atari-2600-E-T-worst-game-discovered-New-Mexico-landfill-dig.html - Landfills are like time capsules....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2614182/Father-caught-video-kicking-6-year-old-son-skate-ramp.html - Father of the year!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4SdoCWMAtiM - Dickhead...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0vOMu5JKnu4 - Dickhead...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HYF9bImkOL4 - Pretty sure milk does the trick...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bvLaTupw-hk - Wow, and i thought we (in Oz) made some pretty nasty road traffic ads...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zb-FUTl5AJA - Only 40,000... Meh...
17/04/2014
----------Oh, and Happy Easter!
----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays. Also, next Friday is ANZAC day public holiday. So to make up for all this time off, I'm taking off the rest of next week off as well. So no updates until the 28th.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-17-04-2014 - Misc pics
16/04/2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595913/Help-Teenage-girl-gets-stuck-DRAIN-removing-metal-cover-try-retrieve-iPhone-feet.html - Didn't bother reading the story, but i did read this comment: "I got stuck in a pub once. I was in the toilet and got locked in the lounge bar. Everyone had gone home by the time I came out. It took me eight hours to call the landlord."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3o5S61lBY - Delicious!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McArthur_Wheeler - McArthur Wheeler: A man for the ages.
15/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6YhKnt3B39o - This video has RUINED MY DAY! :(
14/04/2014
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Cheese_factory_closed_over_workers_milk_bath - For that extra cheesy flavour...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QbJeZauhoQA - Now I know why people look at me strange... And I don't even own an iPhone...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5IHZ637HzM - Wow! He should buy a lottery ticket...
11/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fkP-b1ADvbk - Yeah, ok, Febreze should stop the toxic chemicals from poisoning you... Mmm.... Bacon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TrdUDA0GMQc - Whoopsy...
10/04/2014
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/09/05/30/baby-on-murder-charge-in-hiding - It was pretty obvious this menace to society would be a flight risk, so a silly decision to release him on bail. He'll be in hiding for a couple of years escaping justice by which time there is no doubt this chameleon would have changed his appearance!
9/04/2014
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/North_Korean_men_must_follow_the_leader - I assume the "Socialist lifestyle" will eliminate the bald men...
8/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4i_GFrlaStQ - Fail!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=990zRxm_oj4 - Fail!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xCpMClLjc8k - Fail!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o9oITR_KZok - Fail!
7/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg - Poor guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mdvUj0BLWAU - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk - Almost like this better than the original...
4/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dDuxFSpwj0M - Looks like everyone's working up a mighty good frenzy over how offended they are... Boohoo...
3/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1nzWY3JFJQ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tO7LIRhGbfo - A new way to test mouse traps...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ - A new way to test condoms. Click on closed captions for subtitles...
2/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k - I HATE tailgaters. Saw this on the TV a few days ago. Pretty funny stuff :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0u1zoaJYAmw - Bit late to be posting this i guess...
1/04/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qoaEBb4IN4Q - Why I love cats so much... Nah, just kidding - April fool!
31/03/2014
http://instagram.com/miserable_men - Yep...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/mh370-british-airways-run-escape-to-the-indian-ocean-ad-in-spite-of-malaysian-plane-disappearance-9219376.html - Oops!
28/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rDUHFXDDO20 - Thailand's preemptive strike on North Korea...
27/03/2014
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=webcam-double-scare-prank - He's asking why? I can see why :)
26/03/2014
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/89/The-27-Naughtiest-Dogs-In-The-World - And one stupid cat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VIPTdtEvr40 - :)
25/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eoEOa9cFzBY - Moron.
24/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tHae-jr30X0 - That'll learn her...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Go9rf9GmYpM - The beginning of the end. Augmented reality is used for fun here, but will soon be used for evil!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1395165300 - WIN! Not safe for work.
21/03/2014
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2014/03/21/08/48/sellotape-selfies-go-viral - Win!
20/03/2014
http://twistedsifter.com/2011/09/30-hilarious-bootleg-movie-posters-from-ghana/ - Terminato 1!
http://www.redsnapperverytasty.com/crimea-river-putin-obama-ukraine.html - Obama 0; Putin 1.
19/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9p3Rstnp7y0 - Misc fails...
18/03/2014
https://sftimes.co/?id=132&src=share_fb_new_132 - Q*Bert!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6gaoVPDT1EE - Delicious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqnjKc_OprI - Blatent catwing bias...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hBO0VsYFsgw - Very good :)
17/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=flRg9Q1d3kY - I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR CULT!!1 lol :)
http://vimeo.com/82920243 - She just needed a cuddle...
14/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA - Don't usually send out 'public service announcement' type videos, but I will on this occasion as it is pretty important. JUST SAY NO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5monB4fIzy8 - Indeed it is.
13/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TuXju71wMts - Ouch. Use headphones at work...
http://www.themorningbulletin.com.au/news/rod-eastern-brown-snake-bite-xxxx-gold-ambulance/2192475/ - Ouch.
12/03/2014
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/ - I hope they make a movie out of this...
11/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ity_7npK2iw - :)!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vuMqbKoTQkM - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zUJQMnHN2_E - Nice trick...
10/03/2014
----------Today is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
7/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M419D6LsqZU - And whilst we're at it, some eggsperiments! The first one looks pretty useful...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CCSGMR64VO8 - Useful for people with long schlongs whilst dropping bombs...
6/03/2014
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/03/dana-snay-suck-it-facebook-post-cost-dad-80000_n_4888216.html - PWNED!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eMHwsJKj1MA - Awesome!
5/03/2014
http://www.needaproperty.com/news/whats-in-a-street-name/ - I'd love to live on the corner of Minge Lane and Bell End...
4/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wm0ywsD9V88 - A few heart attacks right there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2LRK5VVBaQk - Well, at least he's not behind the wheel...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dYw4meRWGd4 - Didn't realise that a GoPro took that long to initialise... Guess I won't buy one of them then...
3/03/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uf6nmsOmXLA - Well I was hoping it was an ad for a new stain remover, but anyway...
28/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdxEymWUX14 - Looks like they wen't through quite a bit of glass right there...
27/02/2014
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/university-of-liverpool-scientists-invent-a-contagious-wifi-virus/story-fnjwnwtx-1226839281284 - Bit early for April Fool's day...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgeTrRQWDNw - Knife Guyz!
26/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OTcdutIcEJ4 - Cool trick. Coke's still better...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b52_1393319086 - I'm sure a lot of vodka was involved during the conception of this cunning plan...
25/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aeRqqv6T8pA - Anger management gone bad?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7A2PQuDasWA - Birth control gone bad?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FG1LGKieTxY - Insurance job gone bad?
24/02/2014
http://vimeo.com/9498805 - Very cool...
21/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y_m6p99l6ME - Ok, i'll be testing this tonight...
20/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cgnceHH_p_I - Delicious and nutritious!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=667165179990350 - Delicious and nutritious!
19/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtundW1rZ2A - Wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=269Bb1DKSdY - New sport for the Winter Olympics - stupidity. US gets the gold.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TaaVgq-On5k - New sport for the Winter Olympics - stupidity. Poland gets the gold.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjvgC1cKQGA - Meh... Needs to blow something up...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5-6Ccf9eIc - Cute, delicious and nutritious...
18/02/2014
http://fails.net/close-enough-painting - My new hobby...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=24xeMUpvwCY - Dickheads...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHRqbOLOMyc - Dickheads...
17/02/2014
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/12/18/tourist-walks-off-pier-facebook_n_4466542.html - Of all the negative press that Facebook gets, here's one very positive story...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=95-SGhIeA9k - Calling a cat useless is a bit redundant, but this cat is pretty useless...
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/novelty/bacon-soda.asp - Looks like it's got some top reviews on Amazon!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xiFWAM4tmGY - Romantic!
14/02/2014
http://news.optuszoo.com.au/2014/02/14/a-council-spent-74k-on-this-ridiculous-ramp/ - Very artistic front garden - looks like stacks and stacks of shopping trollies lined up next to each other...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dqRRW9lKmEQ - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/omg/gross/bacon-flavored-lube.asp - Useful for Valentine's day...
http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html - Say goodbye to GPS...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qmHwXf8JUOw - Say goodbye to delivery vans, pizza delivery guys and the post office...
13/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2201_cKicGA - Physics at its funniest... What a dick...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6va3nTS2rHc - Hope he was wearing brown undies that day...
12/02/2014
http://franksemails.com/pics/schapelle - For the locals...
http://www.xenophobes.com/ - Useful!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZ58M1sAaWY - There's something wrong with that cat - it's a cat. Sorry...
11/02/2014
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/458333/I-steal-all-the-balls-in-the-neighbourhood-Funny-dog-confessions-to-make-you-giggle - More proof that dogs > cats...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/04/candlelight-dinner-for-two-this-valentines-day-at-mcdonalds-4290985/ - I know what I'm doing this Friday...
10/02/2014
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=206_1391741796 - WTF? Not safe for work...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=squirrel-tries-to-hide-nut - The dog should eat that squirrel...
7/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zj055qdb63M - WIN!!!
only_in_india.pps - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2yqr_hHwQs4 - Don't make 'em like they used to...
6/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iIQMxven0I0 - What a moron.
5/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eduNjwNvcH4 - Too busy reading my book to watch this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM - Nice place...
4/02/2014
http://io9.com/5837169/this-is-what-the-patent-for-a-dinosaur-suit-looks-like/ - Here's a diagram of the inside of the dinosaur...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=60jKp-yoaV4 - Very cool!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3xJeUNpDOA - This is terrible. I can see why it's got more thumbs down than thumbs up.
3/02/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JrsnrirxRNE - Surprised no one impaled themselves...
http://www.learnforlifewa.org.au/ - Great video - all in the name of "promoting the importance of education for people of all ages", of course...
31/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8xhuzWj6CQ - My favourite character too. I could've bought a car with all the money i dropped into Street Fighter II and Point Blank...
30/01/2014
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-30-1-2014 - Misc pics...
29/01/2014
http://www.buzzfeed.com/wordsbydan/28-quotes-about-libraries-on-photos-of-beautiful-l-b6bd - Nice libraries...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/22/man-shares-post-seeking-his-arrest-to-facebook-is-arrested-within-the-hour-4272690/ - Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel...
28/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zg1yAW7GPvI - Straya cnut!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ - Straya cnut! Use headphones at work.
27/01/2014
----------Yesterday was Australia day and today is Australia day public holiday, so no updates.
24/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hY3W9Z4bdS8 - Quite an imagination. Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cn-NsWRtaSY - Japanese robot manufacturers release awesome new prototype...
23/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AzA7Fj2Ct2k - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9WoM2bHfr48 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mCEfNxxoV4c - Delicious and nutritious...
22/01/2014
http://www.opb.org/news/article/npr-jersey-city-spends-big-to-find-out-whats-inside-safe/ - $1000 well spent.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WblScorki1M - And to think they're supposed to be on the same side of the law...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVnznrOqXVE - Slavery - gets shit done.
21/01/2014
http://usvsth3m.com/post/68792009112/13-sexist-ads-for-computer-technology-thatll-either - Arousing...
http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/news-bfi/features/bfi-archive-footage-1920s-london-goes-viral - Pretty cool seeing colour footage this old...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25742917 - How Communism made a man very happy! Yay for Communism!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/13/this-advert-perfectly-sums-up-why-you-should-hire-a-blind-person-4261258/ - :)
20/01/2014
http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2014/01/18/4637233/ - Bit disappointed. I was expecting something else...
17/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PUKMUZ4tlJg - Good pram those Bugaboo Cameleons...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A129SM9S54A - How to change the brake pads of your car
16/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhAcq9yB1fQ - Looks like it'll be more fun with a bear trap :)
----------Too bloody hot today to be at work. It's been over 40 degrees every day this week! Today it's supposed to be 44 and right now it's 30.6 inside the office. I'm melting!
15/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BxXMaQhMNKI - Is it just me or does she look like she's about 10 foot tall?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pAaKxDK9H3g - 1) I hope it's not fake 2) Hope he got the job.
14/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tuqPL6X-aCc - Guys aren't the only ones that do dumbass things... That's 2 kilos!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DEq85NO2JsY - Guys aren't the only ones that do dumbass things...
13/01/2014
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683 - Hopefully search and rescue found him pretty quick...
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/09/dad-answers-daycare-questionnaire-for-baby-daughter-lists-rapid-digestion-as-a-strength-4255860/ - :)
10/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9sVxfuitlk4 - I wonder where his head ended up? Top comments - "Udderly ridiculous" followed by "moooooooove along nothing to see here"
9/01/2014
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152541688844676&set=vb.608014675&type=2&theater - Not normal...
8/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sLYNwevDQ - Uh... Kinda unsafe for work.
7/01/2014
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/was-a-local-fox-reporter-really-fired-for-saying-on-air-hed-fck-missing-woman/ - Bah! It's no fake! The 2nd video on this page is the fake one...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=reporter-fired-after-remarks-about-missing-woman - My oh my.... Use headphones at work...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-finds-surprise-in-pot - ???
6/01/2014
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw - Quite relaxing this song...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eXwqoblFlEU - And, would you know it, his Wikipedia entry says "Spouse(s) - Jeanette Sprung (1947-2004; his death; 3 children)"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7OihpIHUYYU - Blooper reel for 2013...
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cat+videos - I was told that I needed to post more cat videos, so here's a list of about 6,290,000 of them...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Now back to work...

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