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29/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bc-b6Ze0We0 - Screw the robot, I want that egg cracker!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VCWjByenDsM - !!!
28/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NMbM-ERy2Lk - Looks like Mr Greedy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tz95O1OQCH0 - This guy wins...
27/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6iBIL9zRCw - Oh my...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NhkUougVXOo - Not quite what I was expecting, but pretty close...
24/07/2015
http://hackaday.com/2015/07/23/this-little-amiga-still-runs-school-districts-hvac/ - Amiga FTW! Had an Amiga 500 growing up - best machine ever!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AWB3aOX_h4Y - Delicious and nutritious...
23/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uOuzU0vCqBk - Looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ui4RbQYVOGo - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAVKp_T8hH8 - This comment - "I've seen a necrophiliac leopard give a clumsy blowjob to a dead Zebra. And I'm not even three hours into Wednesday."
http://hackaday.com/2015/07/22/spools-of-thread-for-6400-pixel-color-display/ - Very cool...
22/07/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-08/russia-launches-campaign-to-encourage-people-take-safer-selfies/6603440 - Love the 'road sign' images...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HUgv5MDF0cQ - This comment: "BURR HURR TECHNOLOGY IS EVIL AND THOMAS EDISON WAS A WITCH"
21/07/2015
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-19/mystery-surrounds-mcdonalds-coming-soon-sign-simpson-desert/6631678 - I wonder what's actually in the bag...
20/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S7Y6JyGCQhI - Would've been funnier if it was real spray paint... Or a real wrecking ball... With Miley Cyrus on it...
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/900739.html - My oh my how embarrassment...
17/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lTMwrAefIVQ - Awwww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VTmYMpJcwyI - Very cool :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ykjFj-atwWk - Muslims and Jews rejoice!
16/07/2015
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/east/police-nab-man-for-dumping-plastic-bags-full-of-beer-cans-on-a-quiet-mulgrave-st-each-day-for-18-months/story-fngnvlxu-1227442944565 - Idiot...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-15/pluto-planet-dog-before-after/6620914 - Yep. Looks just like him...
15/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4S4ZrVV5BsE - :)
http://www.usatoday.com/media/cinematic/video/30122667/grisly-new-fish-discovered-in-australia/ - Meanwhile, in Australia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=E2CCQ16TyLQ - I dunno what it is about these parking videos that makes me see red...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c31qcSJsHLM - Almost...
http://xkcd.com/1542/ - :)
14/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CdvW71UE94I - Now that looks like fun...
13/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BwDAXC0_Bxk - SORCERY!!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY - Looking forward to this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLEfrulUEcs - I bet they had a nice cup of tea together...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PHokP_aIx7A - Well, that could've turned out a lot worse...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0A12_e3WXM - Well, that could've turned out a lot worse...
10/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBkBS4O3yvY - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=84hz9w2GlV4 - This comment: "This video is so fake, everybody knows that there's only one man who can survive a crash like that, and his name is Chuck Norris"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hczEPF5HrZU - Fast forward to 1:20...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tYHJu7QW2A4 - I didn't think it was a bad idea...
9/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x4xLolOI9Po - This video wins, of course...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VrzPjKGYQMM - Misc vids...
8/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A6hqHq7MLsc - #5 was a bit errr... Ironic, perhaps?
7/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xY672bb9qc4 - :)
6/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TsDUQpUfRzg - Idiot...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kyhCOPh48ew - Pretty sure it was in 1996. Will Smith and Bill Pullman fought off those pesky aliens and Randy Quaid blew up their mothership...
3/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TIXA2gal-C4 - And this was from an episode of Hamish and Andy's Euro Gap Year a few years back...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_haw_YDC_zo - And people complain about Vegemite... Delicious and nutritious...
2/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzn4CmzfLds - Just as well I shower in the evenings...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OuXKkROBkiI - Sorry, the song's boring, but awwww.... And this comment: "wtf they're both so attractive and known each other for so long I look like a potato meatloaf this will never happen to me :'("
1/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YKT3yopL5gk - Stupid cat. Protective, but still stupid.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VUKcSiAPJoQ - Unreal!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/television/cnn-on-air-gaffe-anchor-mistook-sex-toy-flag-for-isis-flag/story-fni0cc2a-1227418504649 - :)
30/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WgVQEglnOqI - Most of these are vertical...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=upb1XMwKTSI - What happens when you hang around people who record vertical videos...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhlhyieC5WU - What happens when you hang around people who record vertical videos...
29/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=66A5uGBqJ6o - I have an eye that can do that...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MpNJn8l4WXI - Pretty sure they would have found it funnier if he had shot him...
26/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPNlg-cgLgE - Very good...
http://www.facebook.com/DealThemes/videos/134506830089756/ - I'd change the script to say "it's not Japanese, so it'll probably break down and fall apart by the time it gets to top of this hill"...
25/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VG32i4TEiXI - I suppose the people in the first clip here wouldn't be able to dock like a boss...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9jbgnJOpl2Q - This comment: "We found a portal potty."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9qHdPhkSSNQ - He's done that before...
24/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Bf0B_PM-Q - Misc failures...
23/06/2015
http://franksemails.com/tenyears - Happy 10th Birthday franksemails.com!!!
22/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ykz2qdAe1pA - That didn't end the way I had hoped...
http://www.chron.com/news/us/article/Dog-attacks-boy-cat-attacks-dog-award-goes-to-6338169.php#photo-8182937 - Yes, this cat is a hero, but why didn't it win the "Hero cat award"? Oh, that's right - because there's no such thing! On a side note, the article reads - "Tara chased the dog toward its home. It was later euthanized." Not sure why they'd euthanise the cat, but that'll teach it...
19/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmBEwlGCwPI - Brought a tear to my eye...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVi3rgf2btM - Looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aSJpjPkTYVc - Looks like fun...
18/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=59Zcx9YbZxI - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qfAIO5hB6Ik - :)
17/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ebP3QBtmP6k - I'm sure many of you will find this quite arousing... I mean amusing...
16/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gd5yB9Vmd6I - Star Trek is nerdier and I like both...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU - Delicious and nutritious! (and probably BS)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1bei7vlf56w - Delicious and nutritious!
15/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DFCvPrzj4BU - Delicious and nutritious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_0Id_75yA5A - Delicious and nutritious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VWLjQ5a3A24 - Delicious and nutritious!
12/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H-xY2cqM1uk - My question is if he found them on the street, why hasn't he taken a sniff yet?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aadof0Dns9w - Pretty realistic remote controlled skateboarder!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F2-tCxW0RSY - How dare they wake him...
11/06/2015
http://www.dailydot.com/technology/japanese-manufacturing-robot-katana-sword-martial-arts/?fb=dd - The SAEU (Saudi Arabian Executioners Union) is against the importation of these machines...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FisaHV2hQYc - Looks like a fun city to walk around...
10/06/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-08/bulldozer-attack-teralba-lake-macquarie-man-arrested/6529690 - Not as prepared as this guy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DNOZQ1_xkWI - I feel his pain...
9/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0s_kn8FiYFo - Gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inJNN6WibxM - It's a shame they didn't attach a rocket launcher to it to blow the car up...
5/06/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-04/bbc-apologises-after-journalist-tweeted-queen-death/6520152 - Monday is the Queen's Birthday public holiday, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen! Not long to go before she becomes the longest reigning British monarch!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=spqZ704Um-s - Poor guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E - Equestrian...
4/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQ16XqAc2Ck - The ones that failed the test committed seppuku as a part of a deal to ensure they wouldn't be included (and disgraced) in the video...
3/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6gQbJiSGNA - Poor guy... Sounds like he lost a game of rochambeau...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_8nnhUCtcO8 - Good to read Volvo's response (linked in the description). I guess it pays to have the feature installed before you try to test it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=18X_ExBItHQ - Subtitles are available if you don't speak Russian...
2/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xe-f4gokRBs - Wear safety glasses!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MFzDaBzBlL0 - Wear a helmet!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OUZQk0ui_QA - Catchy tune...
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/may/31/apple-1-steve-wozniak-recycling - This comment - "I had no idea that old thing was worth $200,000. Nice of them to split it with me. I can't remember where exactly I dropped it off at. Anyone know the address?"
1/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ - Brilliant!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-6BsMzc9mMs - Brilliant!
29/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WwoKkq685Hk - Happy birthday YouTube!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e0Da2R21WTo - Scary...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Duxwl4t-n-Q - Bit of a problem there...
28/05/2015
http://xkcd.com/1530/ - Pretty much the conclusion I would have made...
27/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KPZSgiUF2-A - Wow - he even admits that it being a publicity stunt is a true story...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2OrnISO_lhc - Too bad they decided not to post that video - it would've gone viral!
http://franksemails.com/pics/mick_malthouse_awkward_shadow - :)
26/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vttuonfu2BM - Teh memeest innernets on teh innernets...
25/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0stHV0s7XaU - And our only defence against the drones will be these two giggling fools and some cardboard...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bfa9HrieUyQ - This is how the drones will transport us to their cyber-gulags...
22/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7hD6nNcvBu0 - :)
21/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI - Brilliant. Just brilliant. This brought a tear (of joy) to my eye...
20/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wlaqXqILU5k - Ouch...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vut1w0WP2cU - That'll teach 'em for being in contempt of cop!
19/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ipVgIIWGCak - Uh... Noice?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A7IMKWvyBn4 - No Russian dashcams this time...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UoPvZbNeDQw - Smoking is for cool people!!1
18/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tC0AIh3yyyE - Do a barrel roll! Snake!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ErzYulC6gB0 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b2p_Q8m0H-E - I think Battlestar Galactica makes more sense in this context...
15/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTFQlylsl48 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A1ICporQygk - !!!
14/05/2015
http://www.newser.com/story/206757/man-pleads-guilty-to-giving-deadly-wedgie.html - Wow.
13/05/2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2989687/Nephew-accused-taking-sickest-selfie-posing-photograph-uncle-s-corpse-funeral.html - Hopefully this catches on...
12/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2QOtnLdnLQ - Interesting way to sell your house...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534 - Noice!
11/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pJfDnJtsxc4 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_VS8CjSW8U - Can't wait to try that myself!
8/05/2015
https://medium.com/un-hackable/darth-on-security-e51cd1b92028 - Yesterday was "World Password Day" apparently. I didn't change any of my passwords.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1LvvJ36Rk - Pretty sure this is an overreaction - I think he was just politely asking what the time was...
7/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G80jxwoWdjI - It concerns me that she's parking in a "parents with prams" parking spot as it means she's procreated. I used to live not far from there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IGa1yGq1Xk4 - Ouch...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0tc7PATCAIw - Probably good that Ellen's wearing a shirt...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iopcfR1vI5I - "Just go and watch a porno" LOL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cML814JD09g - OMG TAKE MY MONEY!!!1
6/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tkc_eHTItTg - He could kiss his own ass...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RB0LYbKLrBw - Mmmmmm.... Chocolate...
5/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5EZiNaJhJm8 - :)
http://www.usatoday.com/media/cinematic/video/26829271/these-cat-tricks-would-wow-any-dog-lover/ - Crazy cat ladies...
4/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4 - Speaking of diseases, it sounds like he "forgot" to wash his hands as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeR2InqdrhY - What a legend...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day - May the 4th be with you!
1/05/2015
http://www.architecturendesign.net/20-bizarre-furniture-designs-that-are-genius/ - Evolution door!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFLwxGB1qFI - Cunning stunt!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rFbbzG6k9Aw - Not sure if would have complained at 0:16...
30/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9FjGP4t2zKY - Looks like that fishbowl needs some water...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iarIJlP9Xdc - And back to vertical video... :(
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VRlmCf1Kj2o - Best comment - "PRAISE THE LORD FOR NO VERTICAL VIDEO" :)
29/04/2015
https://www.change.org/p/australian-government-to-council-conduct-a-referendum-to-grant-sovereign-nation-status-to-point-cook-let-us-determine-our-future?recruiter=43976837&utm_campaign=signature_receipt&utm_medium=email&utm_source=share_petition - Pretty much why I moved out of there. Palmers Road from Dunnings Road to the freeway and train station is approx 1.6kms and takes about 30 to 45 mins in the morning commute.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/18th-century-dildo-found-in-bog-5151229/ - Looks like someone gave it a good go just before taking the pic...
http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393 - I think I need to revise my will...
28/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_zmxpXejMNs - Grandma almost gets the last laugh...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bktozJWbLQg - Very cool!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-ObVzIcOW_M - Cool!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_JC_wIWUC2U - Everest basecamp avalance caused by the earthquake. Lucky escape from this crazy disaster. Use headphones at work...
27/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O5ElGt6iAYw - Pretty cool... Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3rA6-fN4A - Pwned!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xvNQZLtunEw - That's gotta suck...
25/04/2015
http://www.anzacsite.gov.au/1landing/ - Today is Anzac Day and the 100th anniversary of the Gallipoli landings. Lest we forget.
24/04/2015
http://www.1959bhsmustangs.com/VideoJukebox.htm - Looks like a useful site and it looks like the web designer went to the same HTML school as I did...
23/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ahXTeDhKHBU - Best comment - "how dare you scare a pregnant man like that?" OLOLOLOLLLOLLL!!!!!!111
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aEjGQB9BKWA - Pretty pleased there was no Seppuku scene at the end...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ewmiXiAi8 - New invention I suppose...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/photoshopped-pictures-of-the-sydney-storm-have-confused-social-media-users/story-fnjwnzap-1227316662885 - OH MY GOD IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!11
22/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4zqzUJUfC0o - This is just a modern day minstrel act. 100 years from now, robots the world over will look at this video and take great offence...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9QtYWTIE - Sorcery! Burn him!
21/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L4jv1Vafpgo - Now all we need to do is get them to do a pr0n flick together...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oZvYvOkqxA8 - Strange idea but even stranger people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BtI4E0iIzU - I'm surprised she said yes after that abysmal 3000 point turn...
20/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eQlpBkBqoSU - We need to amend the Australian constitution to ensure that only people who are able to do this are deemed fit to become Prime Minister...
https://www.facebook.com/sharonboswellobrien/videos/917529298303101/ - Never knew this awesome game existed...
http://larrybrownsports.com/media/espn-employees-want-britt-mchenry-fired/260022 - She sounds like she needs a cuddle...
17/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3s72ueP2K84 - Well, that ended pretty quick...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2597736393.html - Yoga mat for sale!
16/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=omo6g8j-L3s - Ah hoy ha huy my!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m4ONcxkBlPQ - Oh dear...
15/04/2015
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/when-is-cheryl-s-birthday-singapore-math-question-for-kids-stumps-internet-1.3032029 - The innernets have been crashed thanks to maths...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oSzwFOBq4Co - I guess that means it both spits and swallows...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDhK4Lrh7OA - Poor dog. I would've blamed the cat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ScpeqZrTu_o - Boom!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTrM61_ZQtI - Not safe for work. Except for maybe this place...
14/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_4rxrHF7wN4 - Poor kids...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tADvFcj7Cm4 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQDL-M3XW08 - MILF!
13/04/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/woolworths_bacon - Pretty sure this isn't photoshopped...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kyisfzUT7Ys - Probably not far off being able to 3D print your own gun from your pocket...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=87JvCGMC514 - Very cool...
10/04/2015
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/why-this-photo-of-two-women-hugging-is-outraging-commenters/ar-AAaFmRf?ocid=SKY2DHP - I thought it was the yellow line...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=07OX_gKrW-A - And again, whatever floats your boat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qBNlGtxFIFE - Whatever floats your boat I suppose...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFyKgmnCF-8 - Free template!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M5_4kHZsdyc - No safety goggles in the first attempt; not even a safety squint...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/sport/cricket/cricket-great-richie-benaud-dies/ar-AAaF7QT - Off he goes to hang out with Tony Greig in that great commentary box in the sky. A marvellous life. RIP.
9/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qPKKtvkVAjY - 38 seconds = WIN! :)
8/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l2vwesgsnx0 - Yep, his accent is pretty annoying...
7/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uPVQMZ4ikvM - Very cool...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jsSftSKjwDM - And this means 'Stop'...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VPW3rxAtpKw - I think that means 'Go'...
2/04/2015
----------Tomorrow and Monday are Good Friday and Easter Monday public holidays respectively. Hope you have a great Easter and take care on the road!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GXTLVQ1eiik - Well, his mum should look at the bright side - it wasn't a real gun pointed to his head...
1/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YcabUQAbk2Q - Note the "Add music" icon next to the watch later icon - looks like Google added that for today :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8BOUnmwBmPQ - And off he drove into the sunset... Or moonset 'cause it's dark...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4BlLX03OJRU - Well, at least most of them saw the funny side. Would've been more amusing (for me) if they didn't...
31/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ovKw6YjqSfM - Delicious and nutritious! My weeds love it!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iLRna0RRvxo - Reinstate him!
30/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vRhXekXGSRw - Actually, that would work really well as a hot water system - just stand on the other side and have a nice warm shower!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kQCYPeDhdns - Hopefully this idiot who thought he was playing GTA had a liberal amount of police brutality applied to him after the camera stopped...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_SUpJ2JuUAE - Whoopsy...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Cricket_World_Cup - Woohoo! Congrats to Australia for winning the 2015 Cricket World Cup!
27/03/2015
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/who_doesnt_like_jazz_hands/ - Hey, it's "spirit fingers"! Trigger warning...
26/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=39oGCTAJ9Vw - Dogs > Cats. Not sure what sort of name "Jumpy" is, but I bet he got teased when he was a kid at school...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3jFnkwecl0I - Cars travelling at high speed + not wearing a seat belt = ...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sn9HSgNmdUY - Russia's answer to Venice...
25/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5OFH0CqwylI - Gravity works with this guy... Almost...
24/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALbNB7yvGvY - Got the wrong idea when I read the title...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MxWQINAIxWs - Future Darwin awards contenders...
23/03/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-23-3-15 - Misc pics. A couple are a little unsafe for work, a few are a bit religiously and racially offensive, one's a bit sexist, one stereotypes old people and one, my favourite, would be offensive to political vegetarians. So something for everyone...
20/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOdz7Ig_dCg - I think she did pretty well if you ask me...
19/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RzMTvgx3R5I - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6mgw6lC02vI - Hawoo > Meow
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j6M0vP1rWm4 - Looks like it needs a service...
18/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6QSA2sqlPxM - Man's gotta eat...
17/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-ZEoY24q2w - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=okS-hXB3jGg - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OZScqcKFK_E - Oh dear...
16/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GzhlDnTv0pc - This comment - "Don't worry guys, he was perfectly safe, he had his helmet on"
13/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yHbE3w4GWCs - !!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vnVuqfXohxc - Awww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2J6bEcos7xU - Idiots...
12/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2mdwmpLYLY - Mmmm... Pancakes...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QgpfNScEd3M - Very good, but not happy about the spoiler at the end. Still yet to watch it. Via depletedcranium.com...
11/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N8vebnBuhrQ - Sorcery!
10/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AskAQwOBvhc - Pretty sure I saw red and brown...
9/03/2015
----------Today is Labour day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
5/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4y21uwFUgkE - :)
4/03/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/wd40-1964 - Genuine 1964 WD40 advert!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LPC3x1oCmiA?t=50s - Aquestrian...
3/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OETp9nCKI3M - "I fart on all you skiers going 60 miles an hour in the snow"???
http://youtube.com/watch?v=afR7py5pLF8 - Ugh...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A - Blimey!
2/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b_r9kuj0aTY - Dumb luck saved this guy's life ('dumb' being the operative word)...
27/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVmv7l-njTo - Best comment - newlife - "you know your a loser when your car gets laid and not you"
26/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IySzriOJo64 - Mind the gap...
25/02/2015
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/the_greens_win_leader_gives_worst_political_interview_ever/ - Baahahahahaaha! UK, you can keep her :)
http://uatoday.tv/society/robot-helps-injured-student-attend-high-school-classes-from-home-411092.html - Life imitating art yet again...
24/02/2015
http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/6886-watch-epic-video-of-youtubes-most-viral-videos-from-the-past-10-years - Happy 10th Birthday YouTube!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B6YhaOXGsTk - Sorcery!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b_xhSQGKxO4 - Sorcery!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_TcZikqG654 - For the AFL fans...
23/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc - The commentary here is priceless...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XgsuCNqVWiQ - Not sure if "mouth-watering masterpiece" is what I'd use to describe it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F5fZu-1bt6Y - Seafood salad - delicious and nutritious...
20/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AVKs7XI_89g - About as classy as Deer Park in Melbourne...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXn2kvouPQ4 - :)
19/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HisjdEj93Q - Can't blame him - pretty sure I'd be in a hurry to get the hell out of a place called 'Piggly Wiggly' as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dwp6_o_PcgY - !!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NUe9v9KfX58 - I like this guy :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kRbYcWxN0e4 - Very good :) And i learnt what 'pegging' was today. Didn't know that one...
18/02/2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957197/The-real-story-Monopoly-secretary-designed-board-game-100-years-ago-protest-against-property-moguls-day.html - I'm pretty sure Lizzie was glad that she didn't profit from it. I know I am :)
17/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nMh-ou0TKXk - Wow, she seems to be really empowered by this! My response? Whatever, dickhead...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HlDweW09eAs - Huh!?
16/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSVv40M2aks - You can store a lot of pr0n with that amount of space...
13/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4c7HKzHs9VA - Dogs > Idiots...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bZI1eeV88lQ - Idiot...
12/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wzS8ANZBRNo - Good to see he didn't forget to use his hands...
11/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fsmRppcAwjg - Mmmm... Bacon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gnGX4FuIK60 - :)
10/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wBacX2x5ipw - Not sure what they were expecting from a... I dunno what that is... that can only do this...
9/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FBKoz1oanr4 - Did he end up in China? Watch Part 2 (in the description) for the chilling conclusion!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jr6R5dQa8hY - Very lucky. Obviously the driver of the car's at fault for running a red light (not that it matters if you're a bike rider and you're dead), but everyone should pretend that all other motorists near you are idiots and make the habit of looking both ways when you get a green light. I do when i drive.
6/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tGsNhNhn8xY - Caught on camera - hope that ram is insured...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7rKPsFpJGqo - Looks like he forgot to put in seat belts in the back seat...
5/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IFb_AERKha8 - "An irreverent feminist manifesto for the 21st century". Clearly this is a week for disturbing videos. Today's video contains an extra twist of stupidity, just for good measure...
4/02/2015
https://vid.me/TsNm - Not sure if this one tops yesterday's disturbing video, but it's NOT safe for work. If you'd rather just read about it, click here instead.
3/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8 - One of the most disturbing videos I've ever watched...
2/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHqHI4wHuQk - Clearly the guy on top of the truck was not doing his job as a counterbalance...
http://hackaday.com/2015/01/31/rocking-a-new-sound-for-guitar/ - This is awesome!
30/01/2015
http://www.pointerpointer.com/ - Very cool :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IEfnfOfbsi4 - Idiot...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gCMdeU22Dk - Lucky...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1qFV5i8tBhs - The phone sticks to the seat :)
29/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4yLX9yw-Jhk - One mistake here and you would have also seen this in the previous fail video as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=69Ou8gUyMTA - Dude in the red didn't make a wise choice... Neither did anyone else here for that matter...
28/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5U4-y6ewOoI - God stopped them because they were listening to Jesus-FM...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ylBKRa1op6c - It's a miracle!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FTVn6OhATaI - Very cool. I think I'll start letting the flies in when i get one of these.
27/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NsYOTERciOU - Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aThCr0PsyuA - Nice to see that much of the comment section talks about how this will help people get off...
23/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WpZhJcZD2H4 - Monday is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2bYiLol6XbE - WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WNSpNnmVpps - 5:27 = :)
22/01/2015
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-bring-freedom-to-north-korea - No joke, this great idea came to mind just a few minutes ago. So naturally I googled it and it looks like someone else was thinking the same thing only a few days ago...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-2d6oFjo3bw - Obese cat thinks it's a dog...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzxbGgK-v7E - Poor dead tree...
21/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dXzyDUp4XO0 - Great song and if your neck needs an exercise, prepare to shake your head a lot...
20/01/2015
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151379782087477&fref=nf - Rough translation - "Dogs > Cats"...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3CliXVIDRmE - All you need is a few of these and some RC submarines...
19/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xBSsE0rITFU - Top 76-100 videos of 2014!!!1
16/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_CwHrJt8Oz8 - Meh, even if i knew i'd still...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P85Pf0IDMog - I need me an instagram account...
15/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSNZ9sD2yPU - Idiot...
14/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=31uATZkJBKo - I'd just eat the whole pizza...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vx4nVpawWZ0 - Crazy Russian who can't hold a camera straight...
13/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko - What a freakin genius...
http://hackaday.com/2015/01/10/rc-wheel-loader-clears-snow-lifts-people/ - Very cool...
12/01/2015
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/01/08/Soccer-teams-Arsenal-Hotspurs-ban-selfie-sticks/4031420727477/ - Narcissism has now been banned from a football stadium. At least for the spectators....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=txiR7oEVGd0 - More proof of their awsomeness...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fDX7tevXO1E - More proof of their evilness...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/grandfather-tries-mend-computer-using-4941782 - Heat gun would have worked better...
9/01/2015
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/reasonably-large-poo - Finally, a worthwhile use for Twitter has been discovered...
8/01/2015
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/couple-high-on-drugs-trapped-inside-unlocked-closet-for-days/story-fnixwvgh-1227172299579 - Clever people... Well, I guess the logic here is that there's no point trying to break out of it if it's unlocked...
7/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CUg8pArZbCs - Not 99...
6/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BH68kusmRoM - Winning a Darwin award in Darwin would have been a great achievement. Smart ATM; not so smart thief...
5/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA - Very cool...
http://imgur.com/gallery/yznKsSt - And if you watch the movie, you're no better than him...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-CVYOCMpJRY - So cute...
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/our-deepest-darkest-fears-we-didnt-know-we-were-scared-1676243755 - There should be something to worry about for everyone here...
----------Happy New Year One and All!!! I've been told I'm a lazy shit that that it's time to get back to work...

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