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Archive 28/04/2010

28/04/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/explaining-sexuality-with-pens - :)
oldmiscpics.pps - Misc pics...
cool_animated_gifs_compilation_pt.4.wmv - The gator WINS!
southafricanpolicepursuit_1.wmv - Great negotiation skills...
021210_snap-1.wmv - Ouch...
tiger_painting.wmv - Bit unsafe for work...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269257/Man-sailing-Britain-small-boat-doing-laps-small-island-Kent.html - Definitely a contender for the funniest fail of the year...
27/04/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RobaJKGMMiE - I guess this is good advertising for them...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwVy_2eOfsE - Tricky!
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/crime/article/798151--richmond-hill-woman-sentenced-in-worst-parking-job-ever?bn=1 - Bad Driver 0, YouTube 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjQPeyKkHj4 - GTA FTW!
http://glumcouncillors.tumblr.com/ - Well, at least they're good for something...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWBmTq3JJw - :)
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/gay-dogs-not-welcome-diner-told/story-e6frea6u-1225857841237 - Maybe his gay dog can read out the written apology to him...
26/04/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEz8YKUulIY - ANZAC Day public holiday today, so no updates. Lest we forget.
23/04/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_zYD3aekbk - The Shat & Lin Yu Chun duet...
happypictures.wmv - Not safe for work...
theblackhole.wmv - Greedy...
http://franksemails.com/pics/passed-out - Passed out!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-23-4-10 - Misc pics - some are unsafe for work...
cool_animated_gifs_compilation_pt.3.wmv - 'C' is for 'Cookie', that's good enough for me!
http://franksemails.com/pics/heathrow-airport-after-the-volcano - Picture of Heathrow airport from a couple of hours ago...
22/04/2010
nail_it.wmv - He nailed it!!1lol1
cool_animated_gifs_compilation_pt_2.wmv - This one has Henry...
http://vimeo.com/4366695 - Video of the launch platform for Apollo 11 in 1969 @500 frames per second!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs - Wouldn't have thought it'd be that hard - even while intoxicated...
21/04/2010
http://www.jesusdressup.com/starwars - Good time waster...
aerobatic_flying.wmv - ZOMFG! He steeled teh plain!
master_of_business_card_throwing.wmv - Behold - The Master.
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-pics-21-4-10 - He feels pretty!
http://franksemails.com/pics/road-trains-at-helen-springs-station-australia - Choo Choooo!!!!
http://franksemails.com/pics/feather-art - Feather art
http://franksemails.com/pics/raid-at-the-home-of-a-colombian-drug-dealer - That's a lota money...
shredder.wmv - It shreds!
20/04/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE - This guy wins!
bikini_girl_nuts_reporter.wmv - He appreciates it...
cool_animated_gifs_compilation.wmv - Pretty cool, but they forgot this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJkP7ln1pGQ - Nasty. Looks like some people in the comments want him banned for life, but to me, it looks more like a careless mistake rather than a deliberate attack...
19/04/2010
http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/ - ARGH! MY EYES!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!! Geeze... Today's had some nasty postings...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8627335.stm - Delicious!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7600523/British-man-51-arrested-at-bestiality-farm.html - Yet another one for the WTF? category. What the hell can you do with pet mice!? Oh... I just realised... Must have something to do with that pet gerbil urban legend...
http://videogum.com/171652/would-you-like-to-buy-a-jail-cell/tv/childrens-television/ - I think i need to bathe in acid and scrub myself with steel wool for a month after watching this. Categorise this one under WTF?
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst794_Interesting-Jewelry.aspx - Noice...
16/04/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLeGQMmYT9k - Today show appearance - I want the t-shirt...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uUBNFJs2iY - Wow - a recording of him scares other dogs. That's impressive...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dZr5Obmp_c - A late posting, but my wife saw this on A Current Affair earlier this week and just told me about it - it's choc full of LOL!1
http://franksemails.com/pics/books-for-the-modern-child - Poor Spot :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxGHa5nfOvE - Internet - 1, ITV - 0
15/04/2010
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821672-convicts-dress-up-as-sheep-to-escape-high-security-prison - I like this comment - "That's quite ingenious, actually. I would have though that would have been a really baaaaaaa-d disguise"
oozing-wound.wmv - Gross. Might induce vomiting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqhlfz9GQPE - Skydiving from the edge of space must have been fun. Red Bull want to break the record of sky diving from 31km...
14/04/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVC7I5VcTiw - Brilliant :)
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/-/gossip/7054425/porno-mag-launched-for-blind-people/ - Inspired by this perhaps?
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/bacc487c0a/exclusive-happy-finish-net-hate - What a f*&ked up video this is. Whoever thoought up this idea really needs to get their effing head examined. Cnut...
13/04/2010
http://www.bitterwallet.com/what-does-the-ip-in-ip-address-stand-for-ask-stephen-timms/27968 - Fail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo - No presents for Christmas!? He'll stop believing in Santa at that rate... Use headphones at work...
12/04/2010
http://tv.muxlim.com/video/oQK13UM3YzI/hold-your-plums-wasy-question-about-left-hand-drive/ - I would've said Cyprus or Malta... Or even Ireland...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5gQHa2pq4 - "I'm talking about tesla in my puke" - :)
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070216113346AAOpBQg - I thought about this last night as someone on the telly mention "such and such would be spinning in their grave". Looks like someone already beat me to it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5325eeiPk - Not bad...
another_black_hole_discovered.wmv - Just like in the cartoons...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst793_Apple-Fail.aspx - Something for the Mac zealots...
9/04/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM4x4rzuo_c - And the remix... This made me ROFL...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcbpACqUIA - Scooby dooby doooo!!!!
8/04/2010
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1036366/women-arrested-taking-corpse-on-plane/ - They got the idea from Weekend at Bernie's...
catwalk_double_whammy.wmv - Pwned x 2
bad_boys_shouldnt_mess_with_67_yr.old_grandads.wmv - That'll learn him...
http://xkcd.com/724/ - Someone's bound to make this game now...
7/04/2010
http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=1199 - Very cool :) Via Hack a day
how_to_park_your_car_in_a_narrow_garage.wmv - Voila!
6/04/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/city_of_melbourne_parking_ticket - Gotta make those quotas somehow...
http://www.wjea.co.uk/ebay/230451057921.htm - It even has a facebook fan page with 25k+ fans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw - Would've thought he said "I'll be back" more times than that...
http://dilbert.com/2010-03-31 - Correct!
1/04/2010
----------Tomorrow and Monday are Good Friday and Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Have a great Easter and I'll C U Next Tuesday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKFfnUsyjk - Now I actually like this song...
31/03/2010
couch_airbag_prank.wmv - The couch kicked his ass!
black_hole_discovered.wmv - Oops...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ - Awww they're so cute :)
30/03/2010
http://www.molleindustria.org/runjesusrun/run_jesus_run.html - Fun Easter game...
http://franksemails.com/pics/homer-simpson-eye-test - Fantastic :) Not safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-30-3-10 - A couple aren't safe for work...
campagne_anglaise.pps - :)
sculpturesdesabledb.pps - :)
photos_hors_cadres.pps - :)
hd_hummer.pps - Soldiers - 1, IED - 0.
howigotmydozerback1.pps - FAIL!
remorquage-barriere-bitte_phs.wmv - FAIL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cM9S2AzU28 - Bet the tablecloth's coated in teflon...
29/03/2010
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/818246-naked-man-in-taxi-lifting-adventure - Someone should tell him that the exhaust pipe's actually on the other side...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w - This one, however, is done in the one shot, so it's believable, even though it's unbelievable. This is fan-freakin-tastic!
stool_jumping_fail.wmv - Fail!
retired_engineer_opens_the_curtains.wmv - Not all the in the one camera shot, so I guess you can't verify if it all worked in the one go...
http://franksemails.com/pics/texas-deer-hunting - This looks like fun...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jlkMR0_Lsg - :)
26/03/2010
deepthroat-wow.wmv - Kinda unsafe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/spoiling-pictures - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x89xAXHd2l8 - :)
real-life-transformer.mpg - Transformer!
no_man_should_ever_make_this_sound.wmv - Didn't think it was possible to reach that high...
25/03/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqV276KRok - Here's the video of the "Russian roulette" wedding incident you would've heard about in the news...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaEjcY30wgY - Crazy Aussie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8 - Many, many psychedelic drugs were consumed during the production of this clip...
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow - I'm not gonna bother...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1031704/caged-roo-left-on-street-for-aussie-promotion/ - They should've waited for a crowd to form, shot it, cooked it up and sold Roo steak sandwiches to the locals...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1031467 - Why bother? She's killing herself anyway the way she's going...
http://franksemails.com/pics/mix-and-match-album-covers - Clever...
http://franksemails.com/pics/some-useless-graphs - Useful graphs...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cool-cars - What my website will pay for... one of these days...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJVw1abN5PU - What I wanna be when I grow up...
24/03/2010
look_mum---no_hands.wmv - Thought I posted this already, but I didn't. Got a bit of a backlog of emails to go though, been a bit slow keeping up to date lately...
idiot_jumper_fail.wmv - Yep, they bounce...
stick_it_to_me_baby---wtf.wmv - Whatever floats your boat baby...
http://franksemails.com/pics/no-spare-tyre - Inventive...
http://franksemails.com/pics/the-policeman - The Policeman
23/03/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ByS0qDsA4 - Most guys take it well. Not this guy though...
man---i_didnt_even_see_it---wtf.wmv - Probably too busy texting on his mobile, of course...
http://www.yikebike.com/site/gallery/video/yikebike-discovery-channel - Great idea - especially if you catch the train/tram like I do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZpSJcQm1SI - Poor Peter... I suppose he wished he remained an idealist...
22/03/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/people-who-cant-drown - Five cougars thanks!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1258913/Happy-1st-birthday-Mother-keeps-McDonalds-Happy-Meal-year--gone-off.html - Wonder if it still tastes as good a year later...
car-crash-1959-vs-2009.wmv - 1959 Vs 2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/yahoo-questions-answers - Yahoo!
http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html - Quite often I'd hear that the only good thing to ever come out of South Australia was the highway... This guy's pretty good too...
19/03/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/bbandbjday - Enjoy BB&BJ day tomorrow folks!
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst789_Absolutely-amazing.aspx - 33333!!1
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2010/03/18/tiger-woods-text-messages-sexting-joslyn-james/ - How much do they charge for stage freight?
18/03/2010
never_smash_a_wd40_can-1.wmv - Also a great way to start a bushfire!
windsor_castle_guard_throws_up.wmv - I wonder what the Queen will think of this when she sees it in her email...
water_car-v8_python.wmv - Nice car...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bodybuilding-in-russia - I'm now scared for life...
irish_tlights.mpg - To be sure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it4XTdwmD9U - Maybe his family doesn't pay him enough attention...
http://franksemails.com/pics/nude-idiot - Not safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/unfortunate-t-shirts-to-get-arrested-in - :)
17/03/2010
not_so_cool_skater.wmv - Future Darwin award recipient...
http://theweakshop.com/ - You can actually buy this stuff!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrs7Z8FRQeQ - Invisible rope prank - very funny :)
food_lift.wmv - I wonder if that mother who wants to weigh 1000lbs knows about this wonderful energy saving invention...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivlVfChBkzg - There's a genius comment someone left - "PandorasLuckbox (9 hours ago) - 'fake.' "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caPmw3OVQMo - Oops...
http://spaceghetto.st/sgd/index.php?q=node/28369 - Pretty cool...
http://franksemails.com/pics/parenting-fail - Fail!
0415394iq.xls - This was easy. Maybe I should apply for Mensa membership... "Please look at the maths below (Only people with an IQ of 130 and over are able to figure this out): If: 2 + 3 = 10 and 7 + 2 = 63 and 6 + 5 = 66 and 8 + 4 = 96, then what is 9 + 7 = ???? The number (if you can work it out) is the password to open the attachment. Sign your name, save it, and forward it, replacing the original attachment with your saved updated attachment to any more smart people you know."
16/03/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWq56gcbOi8 - Wow - the lip movement is spot on!
http://vimeo.com/9168398 - Dogs are better than cats...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7360761/100-year-old-woman-says-drink-and-cigarettes-keep-her-young.html - Her DNA needs to be studied...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Y-sw89qTY - Speaking of which...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7369191/Naked-snow-sculpture-covered-up-after-neighbours-complain.html - Needs a burka...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY - :)
http://igor113.livejournal.com/51213.html - If i wasn't told this was an aeroplane, I probably wouldn't have guessed...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHWn0Gr8C5s - Chewbacca on guitar!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9upTLWRZTfw - Catchy song... Bit unsafe for work...
http://charliephillips.net/videos/theater-7/silent-monks-singing-halleluia.html - Meh...
15/03/2010
http://www.gemueseorchester.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=46&Itemid= - More vegetable music...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3OxKdDxkpg - Who thinks up this stuff?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html - Moron. My guess is that she'll leave her daugher without a mother before she reaches 1000lbs.
12/03/2010
ch-47_chinook_landing_troops_in_afghanistan.wmv - Clever...
melbourne_hailstorm-March2010.pps - From the hailstorm here a few days ago. Lucky my area wasn't affected - we just got a tishload of rain. Filled our new water tank, which was good :)
11/03/2010
http://www.foundingbloggers.com/wordpress/2009/06/is-this-pic-of-an-iranian-woman-giving-ahmadi-nejad-the-finger-real-or-photoshopped/ - Fair point - "One way to tell this isn't real is there is no bullet exiting her head."
http://franksemails.com/pics/fuck-you-ahhmydinnerjacket - Woman of the year!
http://www.mediadump.com/videos/140/drunk-girl-ruins-wedding.html - WIN!
10/03/2010
how_to_open_a_bottle_of_wine_without_a_bottle_opener.avi - Screw caps make this redundant...
dinnertime.wmv - Dogs are far more evolved than cats...
suvball.wmv - Got him!
chat-boit-eau-robinet1.wmv - I'd fill the sink and hold its head in there for a bit...
http://theage.drive.com.au/motor-news/drivers-close-shave-20100309-ptbw.html - Well, at least it no longer looks like a forest down there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4 - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/rio-carnival-loincloth - Not safe for work...
9/03/2010
drone-controllers.wmv - All those years of video games may actually pay off for some...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0 - Awww... How cute...
http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2010/03/08/ - Figures. They acted like a married couple on the island...
8/03/2010
----------Almost forgot - today is Labour day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates...
5/03/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-5-3-10 - Motivational pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/another-two-feet-of-snow - Sorry...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bingle-in-the-shower - I've received this countless times already, so here it is. If it doesn't make sense to you, read this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0 - Very true...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA - OMFG!1 I new that building woz rely a roket launcher!!1 Conspriacy!1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvfomvkity0 - Catchy. Not safe for work, despite being on youtube...
4/03/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-4-3-10 - The facebook one's worth a read...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1254812/Hundreds-fish-fall-sky-remote-Australian-town-Lajamanu.html - I wonder if any climate models predicted this...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1019573 - Special interest groups control the world, and what we get to see...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/sex-mad-cop-jessica-parfrey-loses-unfair-dismissal-claim/story-e6frf7l6-1225836791852 - Noice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqmjWCk36C8 - Back in the day...
3/03/2010
http://chatroulette.tumblr.com/ - Chatroulette, hey? Interesting...
pete_the_skate_boarder.wmv - Dogs are awesome...
boat_launching.wmv - Boat launching
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-3-3-10 - Misc pics - a couple aren't safe...
2/03/2010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1253935/Photographer-captures-amazing-images-lions-watering-hole-submerging-months.html - "It became a game to find the worm in my foot each morning" - Game!? WTF!? I'd rather build a remote control device for the camera, crazy bugger...
beethoven-moonlight_sonata_2.pps - Perty...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-2-3-10 - Unsafe for work...
best_man_owned_by_windmill.wmv - Nah, don't rush to his aid any time soon...
1/03/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM - This dude rocks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEzvc2Pueq8 - Was that a wardrobe malfunction, or a chunky piece?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8VznUD4NQ - I guess he's lucky he didn't shoot his balls off...
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2010/02/24/hilary-duff-gets-engaged-rewards-boyfriend-mike-comrie-with-balcony-blow-job-pictures/ - I'm sure it's all true...
staysinglestupid_bit99.wmv - Use headphones at work...
26/02/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/unusual-limo - Cool limo
heavylift.pps - It's quite good, isn't it ?
speed_riding_and_overflying_avalanche.wmv - Very cool...
burglar_fail.wmv - FAIL
25/02/2010
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst779_Live-webcast-fail.aspx - Live webcast WIN!
freak_wave_hits_spain.wmv - Sounds like she's getting shagged...
pajita.wmv - Use your finger, that's what I'd do...
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop/popular/ - I've just discovered a new hobby. This should keep me amused when out shopping with the missus...
frozen_waterfall_in_estonia.wmv - Frozen Waterfall
meanest_marriage_proposal_ever.wmv - 10 years of marriage with this guy and the poor girl would have to be committed to a mental institution...
http://www.nandos.com.au/article.php?newsid=94&newspage=0 - Nando's stirring the pot :) Hope this makes news :)
http://grilld.com.au/section/blog/312/ - Grill'd's excuse - notice how there's no references to Nando's at all in the comments. I guess they censor those...
http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/22612 - Hilarious. Nando's and Grill'd are next to each other on Clarendon St in South Melbourne. I get lunch from both places every now and again as I don't work too far from there.
24/02/2010
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst743_Best-bra-commercial-ever.aspx - Oh yeah!
who_dunnit.wmv - Written and directed by Howard I. Know.
frozen_lake_canonball_fail.wmv - Idiot...
curiousity-pwnage.wmv - Pwned...
http://i.usatoday.net/tech/graphics/iss_timeline/flash.htm - Very cool...
biathalon.mpg - This should make it more interesting...
http://www.howdoeshomeopathywork.com/ - This should convince the skeptics...
23/02/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/road-hugging-tyre - ZOMFG!1
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-02-21/ - Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
http://gizmodo.com/5477181/undercover-bird-feeder-slows-crime-in-its-tracks - What a dickhead...
22/02/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-22-2-10 - Motivational posters - one is a bit unsafe...
http://www.kenyanlist.com/kls-listing-show.php?id=21549 - Catchy tune...
shut_it_up.wmv - She needs to seal her mouth too...
19/02/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-19-2-10 - Misc pics - not safe for work...
augemented_reality_in_lego_store---cool_merchandising.wmv - Augemented Reality - gotta love this stuff...
http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/phil-liggett-commentates-mick-molloy/xgu1u2x - Dunno if this'll work outside Australia (without a proxy), but this was on last night - absolute pisser :)
18/02/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/hedge-trimming-the-bloke-way - The right way to do it...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1013424/family-guy-joke-a-kick-in-the-gut-palin/ - I can see Russia from my house!1
swimming_in_russia.wmv - :)
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1013829/porn-played-on-giant-russian-billboard/ - :)
17/02/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9XAC-BvUyo - Might get one for the wife's car...
16/02/2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syobon_action - This "game" has a wikipedia entry!?
stay_daddy_stay.wmv - Poor guy...
http://hackaday.com/2010/02/15/hexacopter/ - Better than the flying lawnmower...
flying_lawnmower.wmv - WTF!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVDmjnCQ1g4 - MOAR P0WAH!!1
http://www.woehr.de/de/projekte/madrid_m710/index.htm - Pretty cool - although it'd be more realistic if there was a shitbox or two thrown in for good measure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY1tbKC8QNk - Why would you put yourself through this?
15/02/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXWK8FE5kuw - Very cool... He overtakes a motorbike ffs!
ann_summers--valentines_special_for_the_lads.wmv - Not safe for work...
parental_porn_blocker.wmv - Yep, that'll do the trick...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst753_best-rick-roll-ever.aspx - Good pwnage...
nolans_cheddar-only_the_strong_k.wmv - :)
semi-trailer-hairpin.wmv - Prime mover + semi trailer + hairpins galore = fail potential!
12/02/2010
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/world/1011090/groom-gets-hairy-surprise - I guess this is one of the positive attributes of this religion...
aids_advertisement_-_penis_after_vagina.wmv - Fantastic! Bit unsafe - contains animated drawings of pee pees and wee wees...
11/02/2010
http://www.godhatessigns.com/?text= - Bummer...
http://laughingsquid.com/san-franciscos-answer-to-westboro-baptist-church/ - Good.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-11-2-10 - One of 'em isn't safe for work...
10/02/2010
http://www.computerhovel.com/ebay-listings.html - Souls now come in DLLs...
not_a_toyota.wmv - It's got cruise control!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnsSUqgkDwU - Awwww....
http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml - It even has a warning for those who practice A2M...
http://rawstory.com/2010/02/south-carolinas-subversive-activities-registration-act-force/ - Yeah, that'll work. Kinda reminds me this in Good Morning Vietnam - "Well, we walk up to someone and say 'Are you the enemy?' And, if they say yes, then we shoot them."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ykT_xLhFn0 - Pwned...
9/02/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/9-02-10 - Sorry...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15e_1223382719 - Science!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5JPRpxJzMM - Good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMW4Ad8fIF4 - Watching this is like being Rickrolled...
woodpecker-with-a-deathwish.wmv - Woodpecker with a deathwish...
awesome_beer_ad.wmv - I guess it loses its meaning in the translation, but I wouldn't be insulted if I was called a pirate...
http://tengatango.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=6322134 - Just what I always wanted...
8/02/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln_omwmIEu4 - Big collection of fail...
http://www.onfireandscreaming.com/2009/11/03/christopher-walken-performs-lady-gagas-poker-face/ - Well, if he had to act out a scene in Pulp Fiction where he inserted the gold watch, I'm sure this is the sound he would have made...
5/02/2010
hsbc-assets.pdf - Fantastic! :) Well done HSBC :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/beer-can-hotrods - The steering wheel's on the wrong side on one of 'em... :)
4/02/2010
very_cool_demolition.wmv - "Unbelievable!"
vehiclebarrier.wmv - Vehicle Barrier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t5fVsknJcc - Nice editing...
3/02/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-2yDNz9peU - Now this clip, boys and girls, is made out of some serious effing awesome sauce. It's so jam packed of awesome you'll need to wipe after watching it...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247925/Girl-told-ID-buy-QUICHE-Tesco-looked-21.html - Was it a hash quiche!?
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/new-zealand-student-unigirl-accepts-36000-for-virginity-to-pay-for-university-fees/story-e6frf7lf-1225826244567 - Good news day today...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/banker-busted-on-tv-looking-at-naked-photos/story-e6frf7l6-1225826052925 - Why I like having my back facing a wall at work...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/kylie-eastwood-given-suspended-sentence-after-feeding-alcohol-to-her-five-year-old-son/story-e6frf7jo-1225826080888 - Yeah... he likes his grog...
2/02/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSaWW9vuow - Very funny stuff :)
underarm_thermometer.wmv - Not safe for work. In their own respect, these eastern bloc(?) tv shows are just as awesome as Japanese tv shows...
redneck_water_skiing.wmv - Redneck Water Skiing
a_great_meal_all_round.wmv - Delicious and nutritious
http://xkcd.com/696/ - Might have to give that Strip Iterated Prisoner's dilemma a go...
http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/ - Duct tape fixes everything!
1/02/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/bambi-and-thumper - Awwww...
wrong_locker_room.wmv - Not safe for work...
eyeyah--_chinese_demolition_fails.wmv - Fail!
croc_tries_to_steal_fishermans_catch.wmv - Croc = fail!
29/01/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-29-1-10 - Misc pics. Bit unsafe...
pilot_with_no_arms.wmv - Look Ma!
http://franksemails.com/pics/statue-abuse - Noice...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1005385/driver-fined-108-for-blowing-nose-in-van/ - This should earn the cops some respect...
28/01/2010
best_fails_of_2009_part_2.wmv - Fail!
best_fails_of_2009_part_1.wmv - Fail!
http://franksemails.com/pics/f-in-exams - Good answers...
27/01/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Hr5GbRC7Q - Poor dog :(
staring_down_the_barrel.wmv - Future Darwin awards candidate...
snow_surfers.wmv - Solution to riding a packed tram in the morning...
street_dentist_shows_great_courage.wmv - Clever boy...
almost-crash-landing.wmv - Lucky...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100122/tuk-woman-risks-jail-for-noisy-sex-a7ad41d.html - Maybe she should sound-proof her bedroom...
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01/22/crimesider/entry6129342.shtml - Sad, but the comments make it happy :)
22/01/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHH0Ebke-lU - Next Tuesday is the International Australia Day public holiday. So given that no one will be at work anywhere in the world, there'll be no updates. Also I'm taking Monday off too to give myself a 4 day long weekend, as i'm sure most other people will do - enjoy the long weekend everybody!
diving_fail.wmv - A perfect 10!
best_use_yet_for_a_riot_shield.wmv - Police sheild testing dept.
who_called_that_rat_a_mouse.wmv - Pwned...
a_wheelie_funny_video.wmv - Pwned...
http://franksemails.com/pics/engrish-22-1-10 - Good 'ol engrish.com...
21/01/2010
meet_your_local_phone_sex_operator.wmv - Why video calling never took off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4sm99V3RJ8 - Here's the bobsleigh pants split again. Missus saw this yesterday morning on the Today show where the video was a bit clearer - and yes, it's a thong :)
so_you_think_you_can_dance_uk.wmv - Oops...
youth_has_a_very_discreet_mum.wmv - Who does this listening to music when teh innernet has pr0n!?
why_fat_ladies__make_camels_spit.wmv - Poor camel...
misc-fail-21-1-10.wmv - Liar liar pants on fire!
20/01/2010
better_than_sex.wmv - She could fart in the bed if she ate Heinz beans...
korean_soldier---fail.wmv - FAIL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RB MCwj8UBs - Next time I'm driving through the sticks, I hope I get stuck behind this tractor...
scottish-bollocks.pdf - It hurts just reading about it...
some_incredible_photos.pps - Misc pics...
weddingalbum-1tk.pps - Happy couples...
the_lynx_effect.wmv - Not really safe for work...
romantic_ballad.wmv - They are pretty close together come to think of it...
alladins_magic_lamp.pps - Hilarious...
anna-kostenko_painting_1.pps - Perty...
david-thorne-blockbuster-video.pdf - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/ironic-pictures - Ironic!
http://franksemails.com/pics/creative-photography - Creative!
http://franksemails.com/pics/creative-coffee - Creative!
19/01/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-19-1-10 - Misc pics... bit unsafe for work...
http://xkcd.com/690/ - Sounds like a sound theory to me...
18/01/2010
really_cool_guy----parkour_juggling.wmv - Because ordinary Parkour is, well, ordinary...
cementing_in_africa_02.wmv - Cementing with extra awesome...
cementing_in_africa.wmv - Cementing...
headboard.wmv - Dickhead...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH1tTlq5-Qk - Why!?
15/01/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-1-10 - Misc pics... One isn't safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/duct-tape-plane - Duct tape FTW!
14/01/2010
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/video/2010/jan/08/base-jump-burj-khalifa - Nice view...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afreOsPe83M - Apartment in Christmas wrapping paper...
http://franksemails.com/pics/gas-leak - That should find it...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html - Quite specific in his requirements...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/11/it_developer/ - I almost qualify for this, although VB6 and VBA are vomit...
http://franksemails.com/pics/expressive-tshirts - Bit unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZvCK2o6Zbo - Nice that they left the camera there to film an inevitable fall...
13/01/2010
dickhead-of-the-year.wmv - Future Darwin Awards candidate...
http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/erotico/kamasutra/kamasutra.swf - Interesting... Not safe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVFDptvbFT8 - ZOMFG!!! HE NEW!!111lol...
http://franksemails.com/pics/hookup-fail - Noice... Little bit of care required at work for this one...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hawhawjames/3368741903/ - Why!?
12/01/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4EPcOpSy8 - Yes!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8450385.stm - Well, I guess he gets a free phone...
11/01/2010
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=151649516 - Uh...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/8447023.stm - In Melbourne today it's 43 freakin degrees (109 degrees F).
http://www.11points.com/news-politics/11_most_painfully_obvious_newspaper_articles_ever - Yep, crapping yourself in a blanket would probably help you keep warm...
http://themovieblog.com/2009/12/if-star-wars-had-facebook - For the Star Wars fans...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/992546/crime-lords-fake-penis-falls-off-in-raid/ - 'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid!?!?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/992596/worlds-first-sex-robot-unveiled - Noice!
http://www.thefuntheory.com/2009/12/16/windcar - Please vote 5/5 for this. It's just so full of FAIL it deserves to WIN.
8/01/2010
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top - Make sure you check all the photos and the comment section - it's full of comedians...
7/01/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/weird-misc-pics-7-1-10 - Weird...
the-new-bachelor.wmv - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5N7R9Wbe_E - Uh... 82 metres...
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8443 - There is just so much awesome in this pic, I dunno where to start...
6/01/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/oh-shite - Oh shite!
5/01/2010
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=162188274976 - Good attention to detail...
how_to_drink_beer.wmv - Blimey!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240267/Pub-guests-snowed-New-Year-thanks-heavy-snow.html - Lucky buggers...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1240289/Bank-robbers-blew-given-award--improving-human-gene-pool.html - They're all winners in my book...
http://franksemails.com/pics/facebook-karma - :)
4/01/2010
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/990017/g-spot-is-a-myth-study/ - Whilst we're on the topic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKyarTScD_8 - Orgy regulations!?
22/12/2009
----------Well, that's it for another year. I'm already on annual leave from work and won't be returning until the new year. From all of us here at franksemails.com (i.e.: me), have a Merry Christmas and a happy and safe 2010! Sounds like a science fiction movie...
http://franksemails.com/pics/moar-funny-signs - Funny!
http://franksemails.com/pics/google-china - Down the memory hole!
http://franksemails.com/pics/food-flags - Yum...
http://franksemails.com/pics/construction-safety - I'm sure the union will have a few words about this...
http://franksemails.com/pics/art-photos - Perty...
http://franksemails.com/pics/from-10-to-60yrs-old-in-six-photos - Same person, different makeup...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-22-12-09 - Misc pics - a couple aren't safe for work...
hooterscalendar2010.pdf - A new calendar to start the new year...
strip_tease_shart.wmv - Can't remember if i put this one up already... Oh well, I'm sure it's funnier the second time around...
shakeweight.wmv - Here's the original, posted a little while back...
shakeweight2.wmv - Shakeweight!
xmastoonz2009.pps - Some pics to get into the xmas spirit...
persecucion_a_lo_benny_hill.wmv - This guy's been playing too much NFS Underground...
http://franksemails.com/pics/mississippi-river-tugboat - Mississippi River Tugboat
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8417789.stm - Very cool. Watch the clip here as the BBC didn't post the whole thing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM - 48 million hits!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Et7UQh1tg - I'm sure this would've taken a while to do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXIRZkGD8k - Crazy Japanese show. Oldie, but a goodie...
21/12/2009
http://clustarack.co.uk/ - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tJ_M7N-uxc - 5 FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww - Well, I guess I'm so confused because it was such a brilliant answer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_VtqtxCHY - I think i remember this from a while back... Anyway, I'm fairly sure it applies to many other industries as well...
http://www.goodmanlivingwell.com/RubiksCube.htm - Uh... I didn't read it, but if you feell the urge to dust off your old Rubik's cube and give this a go, knock yourself out...
18/12/2009
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com - Actually, when you think about it, yeah - they do... This one's going in my RSS reader...
fore.wmv - Great shot...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-18-12-09 - Motivational posters...
17/12/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/tiger-xmas - Get ready to ROFL! :)
lighthouse.wmv - Like living in a washing machine...
16/12/2009
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2760619/Mouse-toy-recalled-over-claims-it-sings-paedophile.html - WTF!?
http://www.dump.com/ - Big load of misc pics here - some pretty good one too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFaSTbk4pI - 2 things I don't buy though - 1) People don't just wear a suit and tie at home to lounge about in (not normal people anyway - if you wear a suit and tie at home just for the sake of it, you're not normal) and 2) Yaris's are chick cars, not chick magnets...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/car-manufacturers/toyota/6809152/Sexist-and-incestuous-Toyota-Yaris-advert-dumped.html - Don't worry Toyota - the video's gone viral anyway - free advertising :)
canadian-fishing.wmv - Today it's 39 degrees (102F) in Melbourne...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235958/Mother-urges-Tesco-stop-selling-Christmas-card-pokes-fun-ginger-children.html - Hopefully Santa will bring her a sense of humour this Christmas...
14/12/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/hundreds-attend-global-warming-protest - Global Warming Protest!
spiderman_de_la_india.wmv - Crazy...
insidethespacestation.wmv - Looks like fun...
http://franksemails.com/pics/lost-in-translation - Engrish!
http://franksemails.com/pics/good-answers - Good!
http://franksemails.com/pics/15-craziest-scalp-tattoos - Oops...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1235268/Cop-load--Traffic-policemans-amazing-dance-routine-job.html - Can't make traffic lights do this, i guess...
13/12/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc - Not normal...
11/12/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/flying-people - Flying people!
http://franksemails.com/pics/pussy-to-survive - Funny, sometimes I feel the same way...
10/12/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/tiger-woods - Poor Tiger...
http://www.archive.org/details/vd_is_for_everybody - :)
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell - I guess I should be glad the designs I come up with aren't exactly visible to anyone except for software developers...
http://franksemails.com/pics/snow-fairy - Bit unsafe for work...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/981529/five-more-tiger-woods-cgi-videos-released - CGI Tiger!
http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2009/12/09/when-bats-make-love/ - :)
http://wtfcalls.net/reddit/xmas_light_wtf.php - Great stuff :)
9/12/2009
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/ - Doesn't work for me (since i'm not in the US), but i'm sure this is the SNL clip that's been getting a bit of media attention...
http://www.googlegooglegooglegoogle.com/ - A google foursome?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=P7fmJBv4OCs - Bit too much vodka this guy...
8/12/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsBL4d1Eus - Mariah Carey should do a duet with this bloke...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D07IvaECHjk - Make sure you take notes...
http://www.makememighty.ca/ - Be made awesome here...
http://sixrevisions.com/resources/the-history-of-the-internet-in-a-nutshell/ - Didn't know Gutenberg started in '71... Ahh MUD, who could forget MUD? And ISCA bbs too, but no mention of that here... No mention of franksemails.com either, strange...
http://www.pornstarorpotato.com/ - Got my hopes up then was let down with its stupidity, so therefore you have to go through it too...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3435120/the_coolest_guy_in_the_world/ - Yeah he's pretty cool I suppose...
7/12/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_BLggf-mqs - Fishing show bloopers...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst712_Tiger-Woods-Jokes.aspx - MOAR Tiger Woods ROFL!
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html - Tiger Woods outrun!
http://cohort11.americanobserver.net/latoyaegwuekwe/multimediafinal.html - Ouch!
4/12/2009
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232598/Is-UKs-worst-Christmas-tree-Villagers-slam-4ft-bush-disgrace.html - Lazy councils make me ROFL :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/did-anyone-notice - Noice! Bit unsafe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/tiger-xmas-picture - Doesn't take long... Spreads like wildfire too - received it about 5 times already...
3/12/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-3-12-09 - Misc pics...
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=5245 - Back boobs!? Freakin' PWESOME!!!
2/12/2009
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgrinder/2009/dec/01/best-tv-ads-of-the-noughties-decade - Never liked the Bravia ad...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2009/10/28/MNBN1ABKB8.DTL&o=0 - Very clever :)
1/12/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY - :)
30/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/citarum-river-indonesia - Yuck!
http://franksemails.com/pics/1936-stainless-steel-ford - 1936 Stainless Steel Ford Tudor Sedan
http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html - More funny stuff from the same guy (7-legged spider guy, if you remember that one...) Seems that right now he's run out of bandwidth though, so you might have to try again later...
http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26208452-5014239,00.html - Got sent this plenty of times, but didn't wanna put it up in case I might get sued. Very funny stuff :)
http://www.sorry-im-late.com/ - Very clever...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1231348/Bungling-robber-caught-minutes-stealing-25-000-bank-road-house.html - The photo of the bank and his house puts it all into perspective - he's as dumb as he looks...
27/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/wedding-day - Some are a bit unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlcKCpX47hg - Pretty good effort...
26/11/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY - The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
http://franksemails.com/pics/failbook - Fail...
indian_monkey_king_scales_new_heights.wmv - Monkey King!
after-match-coach-rant.mp3 - Use headphones at work. Just as an FYI, Solo is a soft drink (or soda) in Australia, and "root" in Australian means the f-word...
25/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/russian-cake-art - Russian Cake Art...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-25-11-09 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/family-pics - Cute family photos...
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/11/large_hadron_collider_ready_to.html - Reminds me of Half Life and Another World (on the good ol' Amiga)...
http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/gorgeous-websites-from-the-late-90s-to-inspire-you-if-you-have-no-taste.html - Top examples of some great looking websites...
24/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-23-11-09 - Motivational posters for today...
23/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-23-11-09 - Misc pics
http://handoffrog.com/ - Didn't think it'd take long before someone registered this site name :)
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm1104_Bacon-Flavored-Envelopes.aspx - Mmmm.... Bacon....
20/11/2009
how_to_deal_with_a_mugger.wmv - Nice shot!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-20-11-09 - Misc pics... Many are NOT safe for work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/mini-battleship - Mini Battleship!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8176971.stm?ls - Bus-puss? Aw Gawd, that's terrible...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8366386.stm - Don't cops carry tasers these days?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/973541/web-vigilantes-hunt-down-dog-hurler - Obviously a psycho. Someone should throw this prick off the bridge to see if he can fly, disgusting creature.
19/11/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIuNIwuflBk - Is it gay 'cause he became attracted to his friend?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVVzUxXxQZU - Use headphones at work...
18/11/2009
landinginguadeloupe.wmv - Uh... Pretty sure this ain't amphibious either...
new_frontier_demolition.wmv - New Frontier Demolition
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=bugatti-veyron-vs-water - Uh... Pretty sure it isn't amphibious...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220013/Driver-faces-prosecution-deliberately-soaking-children-puddles--posting-video-online.html - "She claims she only did it because the children had asked to be splashed and had 'enjoyed' getting wet." - Yeah right!
http://www.clipaday.com/videos/meanest-driver-ever - Very mean indeed...
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/14582 - Firefox add-on to crucify Jesus with every pr0n site you visit!
17/11/2009
http://irishsoccerinsider.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/french-and-irish-fall-out-over-box-incident/ - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/smelly-behind - No!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA8aNrGtGQc - More Fat Pizza, since i'm in the mood...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VC110TeusA - And here's the maneuver in case you're wondering - we really only have it to confuse tourists, not because we have trams...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btkuSm-NMws - Blarrey Sydney p00fter f!@k! :)
http://www.gordonramsayswearsatyou.com/ - Always handy having one of these...
16/11/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRSK4k3D-50 - Water at 2000 frames per second - very cool.
leftturnbike.wmv - Blimey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw8soyvhnOI - God I hope these kids aren't from Melbourne...
13/11/2009
cnut-ringtone.mp3 - Appropriate mobile ringtone for use in public. Use headphones at work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/van-damme-its-friday - Sorry...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6je44_fao-schwarz-big-piano_music - Very good :)
12/11/2009
need-moar-beer.pps - MOAR BEER PLZ! Not safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/how-to-decorate-for-christmas - Clever neighbour...
beertemp.pps - Not safe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx3qd2BN_6Y - 1=2! (No, not 2 factorial)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAu74d4fGt0 - Ridiculous.
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst682_Blonde-Or-drunk.aspx - How did this woman get her driver's licence?
11/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-10-11-09 - Some aren't safe for work...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/nov/09/fan-teeth-cleaning - Breaking News: Englishman brushes his teeth!
10/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/westminster-bridge-london - Didn't think that one through, did they...
http://franksemails.com/pics/coffee-mona-lisa - Coffee Mona Lisa
9/11/2009
un_sat_japonez.pps - No, not another crazy Japanese game show...
the_pig_story.pps - Cute piggy...
sleepwalk-.pps - Perty... Getting pretty warm now (got to 34 degrees today), and it's only spring... Aircon made it feel like this inside :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/your-house-perspective - :)
6/11/2009
bastards_kids.wmv - I hope the Wii's enough for mine...
5/11/2009
police-in-a-flood.wmv - I'm glad you did too :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXh2n0aPyw - Would've been good if we could hear what it's like during the morning peak...
http://www.boozle.com.au/ - Useful...
4/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/explain-this-image2 - Please explain? A bit unsafe for work...
3/11/2009
archer.wmv - Hey? No blindfold!?
http://franksemails.com/pics/unusual-freakin-freakish - Mmmmm... Pizza...
2/11/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/parental-fails - Just became a parent myself on Friday. I promise not to be this bad...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8331136.stm - Wow. This guy thinks he still has swimmers?
30/10/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/books-confucius-say - Get ready to ROFL with this one...
29/10/2009
notamorningperson.wmv - :(
http://franksemails.com/pics/hot-grrrls - Rather unfortunate looking...
wtf---having_sex_with_the_invisible_man.wmv - ???
http://franksemails.com/pics/the-2009-world-submarine-championship-race - Photos of the 2009 world submarine championship race!
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2009/10/recession-medicine-hogans-heroes.html - Correct!
http://hackaday.com/2009/10/27/football-hero/ - Football Hero FTW!
28/10/2009
tall_story.wmv - Today's a great day to buy loads of crap you don't need...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_oDdGmKyA - A model railway nerd's wet dream. Amazing.
http://franksemails.com/pics/big-freakin-dogs - Big dogs!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/ - Make sure you watch it to the end...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/920848/jolie-slept-with-mothers-boyfriend - franksemails.com hearts Angelina Jolie :)
27/10/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/when-farmkids-get-bored - When farm kids get bored...
http://franksemails.com/pics/sugar-anyone - Sugar!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-27-10-09 - Misc pics - some aren't safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/best-exam-answers - Exam answers
http://franksemails.com/pics/12-weirdest-soaps - Soap!
police-chase-bicyclist.wmv - Fast!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/920241/mums-haunted-house-for-dead-sons-closed/?rss=yes - Not normal...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA - Another happy ending...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IyU02E9bdM - Gotta love a happy ending...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpDn4L6GQA - I could do this after a few drinks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itz2ghPDiEY - The human teletype machine...
26/10/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMoGj9QtZts&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=63F069FEC2C3EADA - Terrible...
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1255895700/Pursuasive_Guys_Convince_Hot_Babe_To_Show_Her_Tits - Oops... (site is a bit unsafe for work)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnY59mDJ1gg - Freaks...
23/10/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI - And this one's a ripper :) I'm pretty sure these vids have spoiled star wars for me... oh well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irGnnyGyHwU - So is this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4IpEAdgmPI - This is great :)
http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/index.html - Pretty cool game... After the first go, you figure out what all the crazy words mean, so bear with it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90EUwVnUjY - Never realised they used a live camera...
22/10/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/perception-graphs - Perception Graphs
leonas_dating_video.wmv - Very mean... Use headphones at work...
a_sailors_headache.wmv - Oops...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/878255/man-filmed-friends-having-sex-with-horses - Not freakin' normal...
21/10/2009
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6215920/Newsreader-fails-the-30-most-baffling-onscreen-errors.html - A fair amount to go through, but they're pretty good...
brilliant_3d_projections.wmv - Perty...
neighbourhood_bully_owned.wmv - Moron pwned...
sightsintheworld.pps - "Living under a rock" - heh :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofG0TIzh7CU - Aussies don't drink Foster's...
20/10/2009
http://starwarsuncut.com/ - Strange idea...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQ70tGoWMM - And another guy with issues. Looks like a pretty expensive neo geo collection there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6dkHgT6TI - This guy also has issues. Looks like he was the centre of attention in a bukkake session...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Adult-Baby-Nappy... - Clearly some people have issues...
19/10/2009
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/photo-gallery/gallery-e6frf94x-1225786592340?page=1 - Terrible...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6334722/Japanese-hidden-camera-TV-show-Panic-Face-King-fakes-sniper-attack-for-laughs.html - Poor guy...


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1/1/07 - 17/7/07
26/8/06 - 31/12/06
23/2/06 - 25/8/06
6/6/06 - 23/2/06
22/2/06 - epoch.


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Links to sites that i regularly visit:

The Best Page in the Universe
Captain Capitalism
Bestest hacking site in teh internet
Anti-idiotarians click here!
Good 'ol beer buddies...
Uncle Jay Explains the news! (youtube site)
Pat Condell (youtube site)
xkcd
CodeProject
Snopes.com - read this before you send out  stupid chain mail



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