archive 9/6/08
9/06/2008
----------Happy Birthday Queeny! Queen's Birthday public holiday today, so no updates.
6/06/2008
speedboat_ashore.wmv - No, it's not a shark and you only got a brused leg...
bloopers_that_will_cost_insurance.wmv - Misc idiocy...
141451dude_hit_by_firetruck_while_falling_from_bridge.wmv - Not a nice video to watch, freaky timing though...
http://www.hackaday.com/2008/06/04/reprap-universal-constructor-achieves-self-replication/ - Time to dig a hole in the ground and hide... Teh end is nigh!!1
http://www.thatcanadiangirl.co.uk/blog/2008/05/30/the-letter-in-the-pond/ - This is quite a find... Too bad it wasn't there for 100 years before its discovery...
http://www.egg-attack.com/ - Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!
5/06/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/awesome-dog - "Four legs good, two legs better!"
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-5-6-08 - Misc pics... One of them isn't quite safe for work...
health_and_safety_at_work_awards.pps - :)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2072030/Cushy-prisons-see-dozens-trying-to-break-in.html - People breaking in to prison!?
gas.wmv - I paid 169.9 cents per litre today! :( I'm pretty sure this one's done the rounds a while back, but it seems appropriate since i raped at the bowser today...
jingle_balls.wmv - Common form of transportation for commuters in Oz gone astray...
4/06/2008
http://www.flickzzz.com/2008/05/very-weird-signs.html - Drowning is banned...
3/06/2008
shocking_offence.wmv - Interesting fetish...
how_to_get_rid_of_a_one-night_stand.wmv - Well, I dunno... I'd probably stick around!
hard_hitting_northern_ireland_tv_ad.wmv - Wow... I thought the ads in Australia were bad...
http://gizmodo.com/394336/japan-dominates-masturbate+a+thon-gadgets-help-break-8-hour-30-minute-record-nsfw - This would have to be the most frustrating record to break...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuKWpcomic8 - He shows her how he does it in his apartment later...
1/06/2008
lesbricoleursdudimanche.wmv - Catchy tune!
jab.wmv - Wouldn't wanna meet her in a dark alley...
he_has_finger_surgery_to_satisfy_wife.wmv - That's what I thought he'd use it for...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7426794.stm - Amazing stuff... Hopefully they didn't sacrifice any small children to the big metal bird god...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/may/30/advertising.channel4 - I'd like to see them try Mitsubishi...
30/05/2008
http://maxmoose.com.au/2am/ - If you can't make it tonight, use this to send an email to the ruling class...
http://www.melbournelockedout.com/ - This is on tonight folks! Not sure if I can be there (5pm is a bit early to start)...
http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/201252/hacker-takes-50000-a-few-cents-at-a-time.html - Now why didn't I ever think of this?
29/05/2008
cage_fighting---big_time_ouch.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
prasentatione.pps - Perty grid girls...
feline_boxing_fan.wmv - What i'd give to be this cat's sparring partner...
anything_for_sex.wmv - He could've just shot her and had his way... Nasty business this video...
http://whizbiz.com.au/ - An envy-motivated invention...
28/05/2008
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,23555102-5005375,00.html - She could do a dancing chicken advertisment...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVQ5HZfkdBI - Wouldn't wanna hit the surfer...
http://franksemails.com/pics/fail - More silly fail pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/latest_lambo - Nice toy...
wash_your_hands.wmv - Ugh...
the-new-army.wmv - Latest training techniques for the war on terror...
cervezafresquita.wmv - Concrete is delicious...
27/05/2008
i-had-a-mishap-this-morning.jpg - Spot-on response...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters-27-5-08 - Yet another load of these motivational posters...
26/05/2008
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24768043/ - This'd make sense in a bizzaro world...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/22/2252916.htm - "Speeding car held together by cable ties: police"
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-26-5-08 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/lots-a-fags - They'll kill ya!
we-todd-it.wmv - We Todd It!
23/05/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/uncomfortable-shoes - Hopefully foot binding doesn't come back in fashion...
rocher-passage.wmv - 4x4 #3
grimper-rocher.wmv - 4x4 #2
allezmonte.wmv - 4x4 #1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7412438.stm - The CIA's latest wonder drug...
22/05/2008
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk - Found this one after seeing the last one. The subtitles on this one are very well done... Pisser...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1SIcFYGwz4 - Audio not safe for sensitive ears - you may remember this from a few months back. If you didn't understand it, this has subtitles...
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/bill-stickers-is-innocent.html - Leave him alone already!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-22-5-08 - Poor Bill...
http://www.kissthisguy.com/ - I thought i was bad at getting lyrics wrong...
21/05/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-21-5-08 - Misc pics
http://franksemails.com/pics/cheating-wife - Oh dear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AD62vweT8 - Punishment fits the crime i suppose...
20/05/2008
http://blogs.ittoolbox.com/webdesign... - If you're wondering why over the last couple of days you can't comment on youtube whilst viewing all comments, this explains it. It's been driving me nuts and i thought it was only me - that was until i tried it in IE (I normally use Firefox) and it showed the error 'isLoggedIn' is undefined (and a google search later landed me this page). Seriously sounds like a 2 second fix as well... Hopefully they get their shit together soon... The Youtube commenting mechanism has always sucked - how can you prove that someone's wrong on the internet with a 500 character limit!? IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE!!!
why_buy_expensive_toys.wmv - Now available at Toys-r-us...
unbelievalbehorse_1112.wmv - Lovely old gay couple and their horse...
http://jet-man.com/ - And here's the site... check out the vids.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24617833/ - Saw this in TV the other day. Nothing could possibly be more awesome (except for this site)...
http://gielladesign.com/fun/hillary/hillary.html - How to make Hillary more appealing...
19/05/2008
whats_wrong.pps - The laughing at the end offended me, so I almost didn't put it up - NOT safe for work, and turn the sound up (if i had to put up with it, then so should you!)
knock_out_before_the_jump.wmv - Look on the bright side - it might've been a worse landing if he was still conscious...
16/05/2008
mandles.wmv - They forgot beer...
jet_harrier.wmv - FRACK!!!
fishing_1.wmv - Frack!
ohmygod.wmv - Frack
fotos-bajoelagua.pps - Seafood...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters-15-5-08 - More wonderful motivational posters.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-16-5-08 - Misc pics - one of them is not safe for work.
15/05/2008
handcuffs_beenmarriedtoolong.wmv - Kinky way to watch TV...
newcar.wmv - Don't try this with daddy's MX-5 kids!
puerta_magica.wmv - Bummer... they left out the shagging afterwards... NOT safe for work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-5-08 - A couple of animated gifs (over a meg each, might time to load), one that's not safe for work, and an awesome video games t-shirt...
http://themostclickedbutton.com/ - If only i got that many clicks for my ads... i could make a profit! bah typical - that's just so capitalist of me... (and no, please don't start clicking away - i'll get banned)
14/05/2008
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7397867.stm - A few of you have sent this in, with some concerns... I don't really see what the problem is...
extreme_penis_envy.wmv - I expect to see more girls at the urinals from now on...
http://franksemails.com/pics/chile-pool - World's largest swimming pool (on the coast of Chile)
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters-14-5-08 - I seem to get so many of these motivational posters, i guess i should start dating them like with the misc pics...
tab_customer_service.mp3 - Probably would've won if he had his bet in on time too... use headphones at work. (TAB is our national gambling monopoly created by our wonderful government)
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=146167&in_page_id=2 - Now all he needs to do is drink himself into it...
http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html - Useful for dealing with telemarketers...
13/05/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy4sWMIPeQc - Whilst I'm all political today - Oh. My. Dog. George Orwell, eat your heart out. Why do you Brits put up with this?
espejo.wmv - Vampires...
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29801 - :)
http://www.melbournelockedout.com/ - Once again, Leviathan Government with their "best intentions" wants to protect us from ourselves. This ticks me off 'cause I used to enjoy going out in my younger years, and I don't see how these elitists think that it's their right to limit our freedoms.
faryl_smith_britains_got_talent_2008.wmv - Remember Bianca Ryan? Well, here's another one... Amazing voice.
http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm - I think the last line says it all...
12/05/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/naughty_motivational_posters - Not very safe for work...
http://www.nikkoamerica.com/nhe/dvd_projector_video.html - Should see if my work can get this for the board room... and i'll just borrow it for a while :)
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=559890 - WTF?! Not normal...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7390109.stm - Heh - they sure do :)
http://cottonandsand.com/sandandcotton/?p=2950 - In honour of 2 girls 1 cup - someone did a tattoo of it. Not normal...
9/05/2008
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3EQcvKCFFW4 - And part 2...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5p0QtJMKt1s - A Vodka Movie... Bizzare...
building-tetris.wmv - I guess Japan's no longer got the monopoly on crazy stunts...
http://franksemails.com/pics/should_be_able_to_buff_that_out - Oops...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AiWgcRZlKy8 - Not sure if i've put this up before, but it's worth a second look. Would've been funnier if she hurt herself more...
8/05/2008
alarmeorgasmique.wmv - I'm upgrading my car alarm...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-8-5-08 - Ehh... a not-very-safe-for-work animated gif is in this lot...
http://franksemails.com/pics/sandcastle_awards - Sandcastles!
7/05/2008
in-flight_guide.pdf - Something to print out and leave behind on your next flight...
washyourman.wmv - PC freaks - Get ready for a heart-attack...
night_at_the_opera.wmv - Bud Light ad that seems to be floating around at the moment #2
magicfridge.wmv - Bud Light ad that seems to be floating around at the moment #1
beijingfastfood.pdf - Eating man's best friend is evil...
http://depletedcranium.com/?p=599 - No, putting the carriage before the horse isn't a good idea...
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lightbulb5-2008may05,0,509383.story - I'm sure there's a good cliche sentence to go with this story...
6/05/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/failure - Fail pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/the-porn-zoo - nsfw!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iprUJeDEXUo - Child obesity seems to be a big issue these days...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57ZjWRarM8 - For the spiritual...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Sm3shO9MQ - Very crude, but very funny... Use headphones at work.
5/05/2008
http://www.sionmc.com/storace/stealing.htm - The dangers of hotlinking...
http://franksemails.com/pics/could-be-worse - Different...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm - I wonder if any animal rights activists will get upset over this...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7374994.stm - Relief at last - the Obama pig has been recovered - although as strips of bacon...
2/05/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivation-posters5 - Yet another bunch of wonderful motivational posters...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24386702/from/ET/ - Lesbians for thousands of years!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnOCUkbix0&hl - One for the Mac fanboys...
http://franksemails.com/pics/gas-jokes - $45 for a full tank? I wish!
1/05/2008
2008-2-9-il76-in-australia.wmv - Bahahah this guy's a comedian :)
http://www.jonnyfloat.co.uk/ - Anyone who looks like Mahir would have my vote...
http://www.theage.com.au/news/music/reward-for-pink-floyds-pig/2008/04/30/1209234906838.html - Obama the pig has gone missing!
30/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-30-4-08 - Misc pics... A couple are not safe for work.
roller_up---roller_down.wmv - Would've gone further if they had lifted it higher...
nutcrash.wmv - No kids for you!
mobile_tree_surgeon.wmv - George of the jungle now has a quad...
29/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/why_women_live_longer - Why men live such long, prosperous lives...
http://kineticnorth.com/MarryShagKill/?G=mugshots - I think i'd prefer to kill most of them...
28/04/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP_BSJ6dCHI - and part 2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuTc9-SMKX4 - Compilation of more things very slowly... very cool...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-28-4-08 - Misc pics for a wonderful Monday...
http://franksemails.com/pics/losing_a_bet_on_a_mine_site - Noice!!!
http://franksemails.com/pics/bike_paint_jobs - Noice! - Not safe for work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BRw_ihZRJI - Slo-mo slap in the face - fantastic stuff. Gotta love high speed cameras...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=561216&in_page_id=1770 - Good on him...
25/04/2008
----------ANZAC Day public holiday today, so no updates. Lest we forget.
24/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-24-4-08 - Misc pics...
trains_in_japan.wmv - This seems to be going around as "trains_in_china.wmv", but I'm pretty sure that sounds like Japanese...
www.seita.com.au/pages-support/videos/flyo_0803_800.htm - For the locals - Nice flyover vid of our new Eastlink tollway.
23/04/2008
v8chainsaw.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://franksemails.com/pics/she_was_decent_... - Looks like the airbags were deployed a bit too early... NOT safe for work
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/04/21/priest.balloons.ap/index.html - "Priest on party-balloons flight goes missing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jC1viQ-w6w - For the Wankery fans...
22/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-22-4-08 - Misc pics...
braai_permits.pdf - I'm sure the rest of the world will follow too... Insane in the membrane... (Braai = BBQ)
http://franksemails.com/pics/unfortunate_star_wars_costumes - Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usg7-xbQOcM - Great vid for the fear mongers (from my new favourite site - Depleated Cranium). Use headphones at work - Penn's a potty mouth.
21/04/2008
monkey-bike.wmv - Monkey Bike!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z7yUMrsj43A - In teh butt! BAHAHAH!1one Poor girl...
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-paint-job-nsfw - Noice! - Not safe for work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/interesting-catch - Interesting catch of the day...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20080418/tuk-prison-drugs-payout-is-madness-6323e80.html - Well, I guess it's society's fault, so the tax payer should pay... right?
best_gag_to_pull_on_someone.wmv - Finally - one of those practical joke things that actually made me laugh...
18/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/olympics_beijing_2008_logo - Reposting this 'cause i stuffed it up the last time. Very un-PC...
http://depletedcranium.com/?p=552 - Yes. Yes it is. I dunno why, but it just reminds me of this.
dole-money.jpg - Well, if ever there was a good reason to have a minimal government, this would be it... And an M3 too, blimey...
http://www.abc4.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=b36fd37b-150d-4e30-9c03-1c3ee4cb42bc&rss=20 - Funny, but disgusting. Read this before you have your lunch today...
http://franksemails.com/pics/mexican_drug_bust - Mexican Drug Bust - $USD2.4 million
http://franksemails.com/pics/ikea_catalogue - :)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm - Being a wanker is good for you...
always_pay_attention.wmv - Very good :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4XO3Hjp7M - Owwww the poor sweety...
17/04/2008
rudey_rudd.wmv - Mick Molloy and our Dear Leader...
survivor-zimbabwe.jpg - :)
martial_arts_with_pain.wmv - The domino express one is too good :)
16/04/2008
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5j9K2RZgh5rvw75akktscFWbcJJbg - Gaia is pleased we now have awareness!
monthlyman.wmv - http://www.amazon.com/Men-Are-Better-Than-Wome...
http://franksemails.com/pics/stick-man-humour - Stick Man Humour
network_down-big_problem_for_techie.wmv - Kinda sad...
http://franksemails.com/pics/interesting-implants - Noice!
15/04/2008
http://www.ideachannel.tv - Milton Friedman's "Free To Choose" Series - Watched this a while back. Well worth your time.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-4-08 - Misc pics for a wonderful Tuesday...
http://listverse.com/science/top-10-amazing-chemical-reactions/ - Hmmm... It's missing the Diet Coke + Mentos chemical reaction...
http://www.barmeister.com/games/rules/493?o=top100 - Interesting drinking game - likely to get you killed.
http://franksemails.com/pics/afl_heat_maps - AFL is boring. And if you find this lot funny then so are you!
patinage_artistique.wmv - I didn't find this funny - but apparently you do 'cause i've received it too many times.
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0408/torch%20run.swf - Gee looks like someone spent the better part of 10 minutes knocking this one up... Fun for a minute though...
global_warming-stuff_al-bring_it_on.wmv - Bring on the Global Warming Apocalypse!
youmg_man_on_the_slippery_slope.wmv - Too bad the owner wasn't there to reverse over him...
14/04/2008
how_to_peel_a_banana_in_japan.wmv - Mmmm... Chocolate Banana... A bit unsafe for work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-14-4-08 - Misc pics... Obciously the girl filling the Red Bull car with Red Bull is really a blonde...
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-cars - Nice cars
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=131778&in_page_id=34 - Noice!
11/04/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skIlZflDs9Y - She's f$#king Obama... pisser :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational_posters_again - Backwards b! bahahaahahahahhahh!!!
yunnamedtswi.wmv - Camp!
http://www.night4joy.com/index.php/20080403102/Weird/Bizarre-Toys-from-around-the-Globe.html - Bizzare toys...
10/04/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcL6-mjRNk - Awesome invention
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-10-4-08 - Misc pics for a wonderful Thursday... One of them is NOT safe for work...
office-language.pdf - Yes, I swear a lot at work... But it's only because I have to deal with VB6... and VB6 is like a curse on humanity.
heimlicheeinwanderer.pdf - Interesting ways to smuggle people...
http://franksemails.com/pics/one_mans_trash - Personally, I'd put the peeing couple closer together... but that's just me...
why_indigenous_people_need_mobile_phones.wmv - Somehow, I don't think a mobile's gonna work out there...
9/04/2008
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UpoWoZnm4Bw - Great impersonation of Tom Cruise. Got his whole retarded mannerism down pat...
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23505712-5005961,00.html - Uh-oh... The Church of AGW are trying hard to hit it where it hurts...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd428xjted0 - Compilation of close calls...
http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/ - Never realised there were that many programming languages...
8/04/2008
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2008/04/04/boring-couple-files-interesting-lawsuit-against-google/?mod=WSJBlog - If I had a surname like that, I wouldn't wanna bring this much attention to myself...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-8-4-08 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/nature_photos - Perty...
7/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/heavy-load - Just a bit overloaded...
http://franksemails.com/pics/brisbane-river - Delicious
google_office_zurich.pps - I used to work in a place better than this - http://franksemails.com/mydesktop.html
mynewphilosophy.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
afternoon_tea_with_the_in-laws.wmv - That would've made it extra tasty!
http://www.matumbogoldberg.com/ - Not bad... Click on 'see it here'.
safety_awards_2007_2.jpg - Heathrow Airport's solution to its baggage issues...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4kBNBEJKD8 - More Diet Coke + Mentos fun. They're pretty powerful...
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/future-weapons/games/cannon/cannon.html - This brings back some memories - Got to round 9 with 63500 points.
big_snake_in_gloucester_nsw.jpg - Delicious.
4/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-4-4-08 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/do_you_have_the_faith_in_civil_mechanical_engineers - Mother of all vomit machines...
the_front_fell_off.wmv - Ahhh used to love these two every Friday evening back in the day...
videoconferencing.wmv - Poor laptop...
http://noonebelongsheremorethanyou.com - Interesting site for a book i'll probably never read...
election_rigging----zimbabwe_are_not_alone.wmv - Evil Neocons exposed again!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Z818lnTK0 - Diet Coke + Mentos + piece of string = Brillant idea
http://www.gigglesugar.com/1514102 - Sleeping on the job...
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/04/03/angola.landmine/index.html - Uh... My mate who sent this to me said "First prize in this beauty contest is a shag with Paul McCartney"... Rest assured, I wouldn't say a horrible thing like that.
http://franksemails.com/pics/brilliant_math_answers - A couple i haven't seen before...
3/04/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/tattooed_girl - And another oldie, but a goodie - also NOT safe for work. Parents must be proud!
http://franksemails.com/pics/tattooed_granny - Oldie, but a goodie... NOT safe for work. Grandkids must be proud.
http://franksemails.com/pics/useful-stats - Useful statistics
http://franksemails.com/pics/gordon-ramsey-omelette - One of my favourite TV shows...
2/04/2008
http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=142 - Stephen Hawking and the like would benefit from this. Great stuff.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-2-4-08 - Misc pics
weird_hotel_rooms_-_part_1.pps - Hotel rooms to make you psychotic...
spiegel.pps - There's one very special pic in this lot - the girl in the fishnets... NOT safe for work... ugh...
sickmanager.wmv - :)
fools_from_jimm.wmv - People hurting makes me laugh!
http://franksemails.com/pics/olympics_beijing_2008_logo - Wonderfully PC...
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/ - Interesting stuff...
1/04/2008
http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/index.html - Google's outdone themselves this time...
----------Happy April Fool's day everybody!
032108_flashlight.wmv - Nice toy to take the doggy walkies with...
rally-simulator.wmv - I need one of these...
31/03/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-31-3-08 - Misc pics for a wonderful Monday...
life_guard.wmv - And another oldie, but a goodie...
table_footy.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
poor-skyline.jpg - What a horrible site. I think the car needs to be resprayed after that...
zimbabwe_embassy_call_2008-03-14_14-38-29.mp3 - Corrupt much?
28/03/2008
blond_goes_to_work_a_5d1193.wmv - Looks good for someone who worked with manual typewriters...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-28-3-08 - Misc pics...
the_luckiest_unlucky_skydiver.wmv - bah - he gave up too easy...
27/03/2008
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ3SVLUolwc - Bahahaha! sucked in :) Kinda like Bart and Lisa on an old Simpsons episode...
http://depletedcranium.com/?p=488 - How much would you pay for this? $US199.95? Or $US2.95?
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-24-3-08 - Misc pics... bit of care required...
99-words-for-boobs-1.wmv - Noice :)
pete_the_dog----skateboarding_legend.wmv - Dogs are awesome!
homemade-water-slide.wmv - Wow... It didn't end in disaster...
this_crash_could_have_been_fatal.jpg - Lucky girl... (not safe for work)
ultimate_power_point_presentation.pps - Oh baby!
hair_removal__for_straight_men.wmv - Should sell like hot cakes...
26/03/2008
underwear-eater.jpg - Ugh...
wankers_and_water_meet_up_at_the_bridge_.pps - Not a bad effort...
good-boy-toilet-roll.wmv - Awwww...
25/03/2008
how_to_tell_when_your_skirt_is_too_short.jpg - NOT safe for work. Sorry :)
ooooooffff.wmv - Balloons - slo-mo. Awesome clip!
24/03/2008
biliard.wmv - Don't let this chook hustle you out of your wheels...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html - "Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"
21/03/2008
http://calloftheday.net/?p=201 - Actually, yes it is - and you thought it was a lamp after all? :) Well... it was anyway... or was it?... I give up...
2008_03_17_dirty_mind.jpg - Kinda unsafe... not really though...
----------Easter long weekend starts today - updates will be sparse!
20/03/2008
paul_gets_his_share_of_the_divorce_settlement.jpg - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-20-3-08 - Today's misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/planet-size - We're small and insignificant!!! YAY!!!
http://franksemails.com/pics/mums-punishment - This lady should be made mother of the century...
19/03/2008
http://www.alife4sale.com/ - From http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKSYD30599020080318 - and no, he's not gonna kill himself for the highest bidder... Seems a bit suspicious that he's distributing his e-book story as an executable though...
just_for_kicks.wmv - Ouch...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-19-3-08 - Misc pics...
http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/1644892 - Solitary confinement for 17 years? Poor old bugger...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9VHqPvsoGs - "One man Star Wars" - not bad...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc - They must be going through their '80s phase at the moment - give it 20 years and they'll be better than Hollywood...
18/03/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGg66hJHxoE - I'd give him money out of sympathy...
http://franksemails.com/pics/victoria-falls - Insane in the membrane!
the_worlds_shortest_runway.wmv - Pretty cool stunt...
carlsberg_mentos.wmv - Good point...
luckiestmanontheplanet.wmv - Interesting safety feature...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/13/wgay113.xml - "Research showed that many people find this disturbing" - it needed research?!
17/03/2008
kenlee.wmv - Almost feel embarrassed for her... almost...
classic_understatement_he_had_a_problem_there.wmv - Very lucky...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iBJQFMvgo - Didn't think you could OD on pot...
http://www.texasjim.com/NASApix/NASA%20pix.htm - Some nice pics from a NASA mission...
poor-dog-weird.jpg - WHAT THE!?!!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/07/2183201.htm - What the!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo - Should've hired these guys to do my wedding video...
14/03/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2swqP911t0 - Another crazy Jap TV show - too funny :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-14-3-08 - More misc pics you've probably seen already... Some aren't safe for work.
college_takes_5_years.wmv - How to get the floor wet...
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-stuck-on-loo-for-two-years... - Blimey - I'd seriously be busting to go if someone occupied it for that long...
13/03/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/skeleton-bike - Nice bike...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-13-3-08 - Misc pics for today...
http://franksemails.com/pics/hairdressers-in-poland - I'm moving to Poland. No... not really... but anyway... Not safe for work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/camera-phone - How the camera-phone changed the world... NOT safe for work.
john_laws_and_arab1.mp3 - John Laws being a potty mouth... Oldie, but a goodie...
how_not_to_remove_a_palm_tree.wmv - Future Darwin awards contender...
http://www.yikers.com/video_the_turbo_bong.html - Hi-speed cough-your-lungs-out machine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS9cpOMYv0 - "Richard Hammond presents Bloody Omaha (The Graphics)" - very good stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc9A1KxxuN0 - Seems real enough... not bad...
12/03/2008
http://www.filecabi.net/video/Skydives_wout_Parachute.html - Someone report him for littering...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-12-3-08 - Misc pics...
one_night_stand_goes_wrong.wmv - How adorable :)
how_not_to.wmv - Useful tips...
goodbird1.wmv - Awesome bird!
bigscreentv.wmv - Well, I guess if i saw a dunny bowl, i'd do the same...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cheeseburger-in-a-can - Mmmmm... boiled cheeseburger...
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/005426.html - I want one of these!
http://producten.hema.nl - Very clever...
http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=4385601&page=1 - Doesn't look a day over 100!
11/03/2008
http://lovebryan.com/features/uncledirty.php - This is the type of old man I hope to be...
sun_bed.wmv - The dangers of artificial sun tanning...
http://franksemails.com/pics/more_inspirational_posters - More Inspirational Posters
gym.mpg - Might not wanna try the rear end with this one... Not safe for work...
shell_-_19.11.07.wmv - Yes, he's using a lighter...
good-dog.jpg - "FW: How to tell if your dog needs sensitivity training"
10/03/2008
potty-mouth-parrot.wmv - Not something you'd wanna show your mother...
wildplasser.wmv - Not safe for work. Bear with it for a minute, she gets what she needs...
real-men.jpg - Tough blokes...
7/03/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/shouldnt-find-in-garden - 'Noice' fruit 'n' veg...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-7-3-08 - Misc pics of the day...
http://franksemails.com/pics/holes-of-the-world - Big holes!
http://franksemails.com/pics/company-names-you-wont-see-in-greece - Sucks to be you if you don't speak Greek... Tom Pousti bahhahjahhahha :) has to be fake...
pogo_stick_tricks.wmv - Pretty cool...
peepingtom.wmv - Kinda obvious since it's been done to death... not bad though...
http://www.mobilemag.com/content/100/340/C14752/#_ - Stupidity is obviously an epidemic in Britain. Good to see the British govt. looking after 'em...
6/03/2008
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2008/03/captain-capitalisms-2008-annual-chart.html - It's that time of year again - make a chart, win $50!
chadstone-shopping-centre.jpg - This is in Melbourne's southern suburbs... I'm sure there was an architect or two having a chuckle over this when it was designed...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sOgOmQdY0 - :)
thursdayreminder.pps - It's been a while since i've treated anyone to a Thursday reminder... here goes...
doodstrafe.pps - Ugh... not safe for work.
biker_jumps_onto_inflight_helicopter.wmv - If he pedals harder, he might just headbutt that rotor!
5/03/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-4-3-08 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/balloon-dresses - I'd have so much fun with a needle...
german_plane_landing_with_strong_crosswinds.wmv - In case you missed it on the news...
tongue_art-gross.wmv - Awwww...
d2_-_friend.wmv - Awwww...
http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=125 - The Bacon Tree...
4/03/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-k5bL40kU - "Obama The Faint Master" - What the!?
twotoplessstrippers.jpg - Sorry...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-3-3-08 - Misc pics
hailstorm2.pps - Pretty...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVDHzUAj30 - This guy is fantastic - there's a few other clips on youtube of him, search for 'em and check 'em out...
3/03/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/more_motivational_posters - Some not safe for work...
what_to_wear_when_the_wife_has_chores_for_you_1.jpg - :)
awesome_submarine_race.jpg - Awesome Submarine Race!!! Sorry...
parachute.swf - Something to waste Monday with...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8j3HgD0VdY - Poor Britney... ugh...
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Best_Karate_punch_EVAR - Yes... yes it is :)
29/02/2008
http://www.maniacworld.com/frozen-in-grand-central-station.html - Bizzare...
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23270399-5012753,00.html - 16-year-old girl a mother of seven!?
28/02/2008
mr-inappropriate.wmv - Mr Appropriate if you ask me!
http://www.kickamigrant.com/ - Since i was born here (my folks were migrants), it feels good to throw foreigners out :) Best score is 1493.55km.
http://franksemails.com/pics/parents-of-the-year - I'm sure most of these have been around too... some are new i'm sure...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misplaced-adverts - I'm sure some of these have been around the block before...
27/02/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_veIGGP1Uh4 - Good to see kids today are excited to be alive...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-27-2-08 - Misc pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM - Here's the first one... kinda catchy :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs - This is what happens when you take something to the next level, and then take it another 100,000 steps further... pisser :)
pakistani_auto_club.wmv - Absolute pisser :)
three_men_in_a_bar.wmv - They really do stink after a bit of grog...
golf-1.wmv - Damn... missed the cat...
http://franksemails.com/pics/useless-cat - Yes, I know, "useless cat" is a bit redundant, but this would have to be the most useless cat ever since they were domesticated...
26/02/2008
the_escape.wmv - Nice stunts...
face_plants_2.wmv - More face plants!
http://thegreatanzacrun.com/ - Well, i've got a few kilos to lose, so maybe i should go for a jog...
25/02/2008
foxtel_offer.pdf - Only for a limited time!
face_plants_1.wmv - Face plants!
http://franksemails.com/pics/sorry - Well, I tried to hold it off, but you're all a bunch of racists, and you kept sending this to me - so i had to give in. Now that i've covered my ass - funny stuff :)
http://docs.google.com/TeamPresent?docid=ddp4zq7n_0cdjsr4fn&skipauth=true&pli=1 - "Bad assumption my frigid Norwegian a$$!" :)
http://www.medicaladoptions.com/- Dunno what to think of this really... I ain't linking to it, that's for sure.
http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice - Nice compilation
22/02/2008
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pZ0adXaY_bs - Computer version of beer goggles...
meinthebath.jpg - A picture of me in the bath! Sorry...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bikingsanfrancisco - Lovely...
21/02/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-21-2-08 - Misc pics
idiots_playtime.wmv - Jackass style stunts are good for the gene pool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27IOmm7zlCw - This goes beyond mere greatness...
20/02/2008
http://www.mymilliondollaryear.com/rejected/ - Special cards for a special someone...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_ordered_by_uses_of_the_word_%22fuck%22 - People actually tally these things? Ahh well, at least it's worth it...
roofball.wmv - OMG SOOO FAKE LOL!1
coffee_art.wmv - Come 9-9:30am, I don't think i really care what it looks like... Pretty cool though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n63xaV88g9Y - I'm changing powder...
19/02/2008
pizzaman.wmv - What you miss out on when you order home delivery...
http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf - Learn how insignificant you are...
18/02/2008
terrificillusion.wmv - Bah... who cares? I like the nurse :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/all-created-with-food - All created with food...
fragrance.wmv - Ugh... Democrats - please pick Obama...
2008_scarborough_hospital_waiting_list_calendar.doc - Uh... I call this the "not normal calendar" of 2008...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-18-2-08 - misc-pics-18-2-08
awd1.wmv - I hope Subaru's paying attention...
15/02/2008
deal_or_no_deal.xls - Yet another time waster for Friday...
http://franksemails.com/pics/yacht-delivery - Oops...
gayumbos-2091.pps - For the ladies - I bet you'd all wanna see me in these! Not 100% safe for work...
14/02/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-13-02-08 - Misc gazillion pics collected over the week...some aren't safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/smile-for-the-camera - Not safe for work...
recycle_old_record_albums.wmv - Someone obviously got the munchies, didn't wanna use the dope bowel, and came up with this...
4x4accident.wmv - Oops...
lost-pecker.jpg - They could use this as motivation for The Biggest Loser...
lost-cat.jpg - " FW: Lost Cat posted by Japanese students"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kij2UrQxEEc - Corey to lead the Liberal party. God help us.
13/02/2008
niqab-swim.jpg - I wonder if nuns do this too...
mouse-pad-for-perverts.jpg - Noice!
unicopter.wmv - I need one of these...
marys_phobia.wmv - Must have copped it in the eye too often...
head-lock.wmv - Lucky old man... (not really safe for work)
http://bobandsylvia.com/WINGSUIT.htm - Awesome stuff...
12/02/2008
dog_home_alone.wmv - Proof that dogs are awesome...
womens-remote.jpg - Well, i've seen the men's remote float around the intarweb for yonks, but this is the first time i've seen a women's remote... Priorities are all wrong here...
sexy_cigar_ads.wmv - We need ads like this in Oz... Not safe for work.
ping-pong.asf - Pretty impressive...
my_next_hunting_gun.wmv - Could use this to cut down a few trees...
http://peterhirschberg.com/arcade/gameroom.htm - Awesome! Some really cool machines here...
http://www.gillesvidal.com/blogpano/cockpit1.htm - It even has cup holders....
http://www.floristone.com/hippopotamus-tortoise.html - Awwwwww...
http://www.cleanthescreen.com/screenclean.swf - Awwwwww...
11/02/2008
the_polar_express.wmv - Can't even tell what it is until it passes
http://franksemails.com/pics/stretch-exercise - Flexible... not 100% safe for work...
thousand_islands.pps - Now, if everybody kept spreading the word about my awesome site, I'd be rich enough to buy myself one of these :)
office-timetable.jpg - "Browse franksemails.com" needs to be added to this...
lap_dance.wmv - Ugh... not safe for work.
8/02/2008
anchorlaughfall.wmv - Do the 'anorexic model'...
trojan_ad_afa.wmv - I still wouldn't say no...
washing-instructions.jpg - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://franksemails.com/pics/new-speed-deterrent - Worst invention ever...
7/02/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/beer-tenant - Nice place...
harleys-with-airbags.jpg - Noice. Not safe for work...
andrew-symonds.jpg - :)
square_questions.pps - Don't use conditioner myself... ha... i'm funny...
made-in-china.wmv - Oops...
perfect-woman.wmv - What a waste of an awesome chick... Is this from a movie or something?
http://jezebel.com/349758/jesus-christ - Glory (hole) unto you! Yep, I'm going to hell for that one...
6/02/2008
bad_drag_race.wmv - Benefits of front wheel drive...
wifes_face_creamed_on.wmv - Good for the skin...
party_dress.wmv - For a Corolla?!
----------Just to let you know, I've moved house and am without broadband at the moment (been using a dialup service for a week or so) so some of the larger emails and youtube clips haven't been getting posted as they're a bit difficult to deal with. I'll be back on adsl soon enough though so don't stop sending me stuff! Thanks.
5/02/2008
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/learner-charged-doing-burnouts-in-police-carpark/2008/02/04/1201973788194.html - "FW: This man is a genius"... yep, that's about right...
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2008/02/1-missed-call.html - Lucky missed call... scary stuff...
4/02/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/baby-dos-and-donts - Baby Do's and Don'ts...
http://franksemails.com/pics/happy-menu - Dining in Laos...
bartendress.wmv - Oops...
your-mum-and-a-male-stripper-nsfw.wmv - Uh... VERY UNSAFE for work.
sunburn-nsfw.jpg - "FW: Latest News from the Cancer Council" (not safe for work)
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23140916-2862,00.html - Doesn't only happen in Thailand...
wrong-email-address.jpg - :)
warning_bug_in_powerpoint.pps - Sorry...
noice-workwear-ad.wmv - Banned TV ads always spread on teh intarweb...
1/02/2008
http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger-in-a-can-is-both-the-best-and-worst-thing-ive-ever-seen - McDonalds will want shelf space at the supermarkets with an idea like this...
the-importance-of-eye-makeup.jpg - "Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes."
http://franksemails.com/pics/rough-boating - Blimey!
roadkill_cafe_menu.doc - Not sure about the dog menu, but the Flat Cat sounds good...
donotdisturbjpg.jpg - At least it's honest...
priestoff.wmv - I've been offered a franchise for this - could be a market for this kinda thing...
attack_of_the_asian_flying_carp.wmv - Fishing using the "Giggling Idiot" technique...
31/01/2008
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-want-bear-that-carries-munitions.html - Quite a story...
stress_at_work.wmv - How to make friends at work...
office_work.wmv - Why does the printer get away with it?
man_goes_mad.wmv - Too bad the spanking was off camera...
http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=82 - One for the poms...
30/01/2008
cats-ass.jpg - ugh...
anyone-for-rock-climbing.jpg - Strong snake...
http://franksemails.com/pics/austrian-jail - This is punishment?
fishingboat.wmv - Another bizzare fishing technique...
a_new_bride_to_be.pps - Whilst we're on the topic of wedding dresses... NOICE! (Not safe for work). Wonder what the bridesmaids look like? :)
http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&m=147 - "Why are wedding dresses white?"
----------Try this - Go to google type "find chuck norris" and then click the 'I'm feeling lucky' button
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796348/ - 2 girls 1 cup - behind the scenes...
29/01/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics - More misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/artistic-coffee - Makes it extra tasty...
http://franksemails.com/pics/house-too-heavy - Oops...
singing_ford.wmv - Something to play over and over during Australia week...
race_car_jumps_house.wmv - I wonder if it survived...
punishingurboss.pps - Quite satisfying...
hoggingweetownstyle.wmv - Bizzare fishing technique...
28/01/2008
----------Don't normally plug adverts - but there's one that just came in which i thought was pretty funny - Check out "is your wife or girlfriend fat" in the adverts on the right...
----------Today is Australia day public holiday (Australia day was on the 26th) - Hope you all ate plenty of lamb!
25/01/2008
posters.pps - Some heartwarming messages in this slideshow...
old-man-g.jpg - Not safe for your eyes...
qf747-overshot.jpg - Looks like Qantas have missed the runway too... (sorry)
http://franksemails.com/pics/a20kilogrambabyiniran - I feel sorry for the mother if that's how he was born...
a_true_steeler_fan.doc - Bit strange...
why-ba777-landed-short.jpg - Not safe for work
cat-printer.wmv - Evil cat wasting paper...
http://franksemails.com/pics/beachfront-property - Dubai beachfront property - nice
24/01/2008
runway.gif - New safety feature at Heathrow airport...
moron.jpg - This comic needs to be sent back in time...
guiness_dominoes.wmv - Not bad...
23/01/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzO9t7ibHgQ - Something for the Ford GT fans - Replica Mad Max XB GT cop car in the US.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA - Peter Russell Clarke blooper reel - Fan-f$#king-tastic stuff! If you're an Aussie and old enough, you'll love this... Also check out Triple J's interview here. G'dahahay! Where's the cheese?! Sorry, i'm getting carried away...
http://franksemails.com/pics/biggest-tool-in-aus - More moron pics...
canetoad.jpg - Ugh...
marvin_heemeyer.pdf - Blimey - mayby they should've shipped this thing to Iraq... Also check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer
http://franksemails.com/pics/chewing-gum - Government Health Warning
boerengat.jpg - Teeheheheheehehehee!
hearing-protection.jpg - It'd probably backfire since he's holding it shut at the other end...
22/01/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ta9ltJGxjk - Funny flight attendant - not bad :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnmQkY6DDI - BAAAHUAHUAHUAHUAAAAA!!!! Bit unsafe for work...
http://orange.ses.nsw.gov.au/gallery/album14/1030oscar03_006 - Awww poor little guys... Nice work from the SES...
http://rankthehot.com/_Failed - Yet another intarweb catch phrase I never knew about...
21/01/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/more-misc-pics - More Misc Pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters4 - Motivational Posters
cinder_blocks.jpg - Make sure you email this guy and tell him what you wanna do with the bricks...
18/01/2008
cool_proposal.wmv - Awww...
power_windows.wmv - DIY electric windows...
insane_bike_run.wmv - Awesome...
gta_coke.wmv - Just as well Coke don't do computer games...
spongecake.wmv - Here's some useful advice - Beat your kids!. Audio not safe for work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/maybeyouhaventseenitall - More misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/moron-pics - Yes, this guy needs to be as popular as Paris Hilton...
http://www.slapcorey.com/ - I guess we can call today "help make a moron famous" day. The only bad thing about this site is that you can't smack him to within an inch of his life...
http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/01/13/hot-swedes-will-use-body-heat-to-heat-train-station/ - The most ridiculous idea i've ever seen - they should link those pipes up to toilets - that'll keep a place warm.
17/01/2008
2idiots1photo.jpg - You've seen 2Girls1Cup, now see this...
http://franksemails.com/pics/mr-woody - Mr Woody!
http://franksemails.com/pics/crane-restaurant - Where's the dunny?
http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-the-meanest-thing-gizmodo-did-at-ces - This would have to be the greatest invention since the TV remote... In fact, it is a TV remote - but better...
african_pole_dancer.wmv - I'd like to see some strippers do this...
joseph_nvlle_star.wmv - Fan-freakin-tastic!
sexed_up_bike.wmv - Whoever came up with this has been watching too much pr0n. And no, it's not safe for work.
16/01/2008
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html - Badass Bible verses. Interesting reading...
sunshine.wmv - Yeah, well, the sun shines out of my ass hippie!
glowinthedark-1.mpg - Noice :)
when_the_f_word_isnt_always_enough.wmv - Compilation of F-word moments...
http://www.loveyourmouse.com/awards/cannes/tokstok/kamasutra.html - Uh... informative... not really safe for work.
15/01/2008
http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&m=141#141 - :)
santa-in-the-summer.jpg - Given that it's summer down under during Christmas... ugh.... never mind. Not safe for work.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/please-remain-seated-for-landing-/2007/09/22/1189881835046.html - Lucky bugger...
14/01/2008
top4.pps - I guess after 11 years of the Liberal party, it's now Labor's turn to cop it...
http://franksemails.com/pics/scaniar999horsepowercabrio - Was kinda expecting a nuclear reactor, but a V8'll do I guess...
http://franksemails.com/pics/stupid-construction - Maybe they should've given these jobs to the canstuction people...
http://franksemails.com/pics/canstruction - Canstruction
http://franksemails.com/pics/how_to_hide_an_airplane_factory - Didn't find this on snopes, so it must be true!
playboy_playmate_calendar_2008.pdf - Something to print out and hang up in the dunny... Not safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/toejam - This'll make you puke...
drinkdrive.wmv - Moron
borat.jpg - Pretty.... ugh... not safe for your eyes...
http://franksemails.com/pics/worlds-best-graffiti - Funny stuff :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/pictures_taken_at_the_right_moment - Pictures taken at the right moment
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ - 24!? Is that all?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Splashy_Pants - God I love wikipedia :)
http://vote.greenpeace.org/11/12/results - "FW: When online polls go very wrong" - Mr Splashy pants - bwahahahahaha!!!! I'm sure "Ron Paul" would've beaten that if it were an option...
mysonisaheterosexual.wma - Not the sharpest tool in the shed...
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/09/nyregion/09dead.html?_r=1&oref=slogin - "Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests" - Bizzare...
http://civetcoffee.net/ - If you wanna say 'this coffee tastes like s#$%' in the literal sense, here's your chance...
thought-for-the-day.jpg - Happy Monday everybody! I've decided to go through the 200+ unread emails I've accumulated since late last year... today's gonna be busy for ya!
11/01/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M - Ring-side seat bahahaha! Brilliant stuff!
my_jumper_is_too_short.wmv - HA-HA!
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ - PETA would love this...
http://franksemails.com/pics/naughty-motivational-posters - Not really safe for work...
10/01/2008
smoking_rubber---not.wmv - How embarrassment....
how_to_deal_with_a_bathroom_seizure.wmv - Great way to save on carbon emissions...
aye_aye_captain---full_speed_ahead.wmv - Oops...
9/01/2008
pool-bbq.jpg - Looks like the gene pool's about to be cleaned...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bridge-root - Wouldn't wanna fall off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDshI6KMFcs - Oops...
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/bender/ - Bender beer bot - great stuff...
8/01/2008
lowlifebanner.wmv - BAAHAHAHAHAA asshole...
wingmans-bible.pdf - Some useful info for supporting those on the prowl...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANjqwP-qQU0 - New Year message from a top bloke...
7/01/2008
http://franksemails.com/pics/fishing-in-indonesia - Yuck
http://franksemails.com/pics/badly-chosen-logos - Oldies, but goodies...
http://filtersweep.shackspace.com/58988662.html - I dunno what's more bizzare - his request, or how specific his request is...
http://www.leavebritney.com/ - Bet this'll hit the clubs soon if it hasn't already...
4/01/2008
ouchvid.wmv - Ouch compilation...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IttgvQ7mNkc - "The Matrix : The Indian Version"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r5xKQMGA5s - Uh... I got no idea why... slightly unsafe for work.
3/01/2008
rio_-_christ_the_redeemer.pps - Pretty cool...
http://franksemails.com/pics/kids-books - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://franksemails.com/pics/deerseasoningermany - Even the Beemers get into the hunting...
teens.jpg - Useful advice...
statetroper5.jpg - Like the T1000 in Terminator 2...
2/01/2008
ping_pong.wmv - Useful talent...
cluster_ballooning_intro_video.wmv - Cluster Ballooning - I'd like to see this do a round-the-world trip...
dudes_wife-vs-the_desert_eagle_.50.wmv - Rule of thumb - if the gun's bigger than you, don't let people film you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y2vYGju-q4 - And what a great way to bring in the new year - a fat dude making a mess of himself and a moped.
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