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Archive 8/1/13
21/12/2012
----------Well, that's it for another year folks, and possibly for good if the Mayans are right about what's happening today. If not, then have a very Mery Christmas and all the best for 2013!
20/12/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/wrong-family-photos
- That time of the year...
19/12/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f47_1353943384
- Yep, scary...
18/12/2012
truck-norway.wmv
- And that's where they'll stay...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/boxing-mma/mma-fighter-ray-elbe-tears-penis-during-sex/story-fndn16fm-1226539538098
- I suspect it wouldn't be as frequent as you expect in any country...
17/12/2012
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=town-gets-trolled-by-christmas-lights-decorator
- Someone needs a cuddle...
14/12/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-14-12-12
- Misc pics... One isn't safe for work...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=how-to-drop-a-boat-into-water-like-a-boss
- For a moment I thought there was something wrong with the video...
13/12/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/technology-improves-life
- How technology has improved our lives...
12/12/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czs_OtqrLA
- Delicious...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198004/Giant-burger-sets-new-world-record-Cheeseburger-10ft-wide-weighs-TON.html_
- Delicious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duqvb-IRv9c
- Delicious...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=07c_1348140785
- Delicious...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f04_1354068338
- Delicious...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=733_1354058488
- Delicious...
11/12/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk
- Yet more proof that dogs > cats...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBNHPk-Lnkk
- Pretty cool...
10/12/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMcYVYbDGBU
- Not normal...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sThcwmx3rs
- The Onion + Stupid people = death of Facebook!
7/12/2012
http://pusher.com.au/clients/pusher-christmas-2012/
- Clever...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=490_1354684899
- Probably did 'em a favour...
6/12/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg
- Why we need a Walmart in Australia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg
- Nice!
http://www.france24.com/en/20121204-france-chateau-18th-century-bellevue-demolished-accident-bordeaux
- Whoopsy!
5/12/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX13aBKV368
- Cool house!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr5Z0SHBNvo
- Cool mum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wWD3kxV1og
- Very cool...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1dd_1351161348
- Uh...
4/12/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=889_1354020440
- This wins the internets of the day...
3/12/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/great-ads
- Ads!
30/11/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-30-11-12
- Misc pics...
29/11/2012
http://video.heraldsun.com.au/2310845798/Lout-taken-out-by-lamp-post
- As my daughter would say - Donk!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/italian-teacher-jailed-for-killing-rabbits/story-fnat7jnn-1226526192617
- There are certain things you're not allowed to bring in for show and tell...
28/11/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlyCLbt3Thk
- :)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-18/base-jumper-survives-equipment-malfunction-in/4320236
- Nice trick...
http://franksemails.com/pics/price-tags
- Strategically placed price tags...
27/11/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3broOBpKIs
- Yep, he got the right address...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdJu6y3YZdo
- :)
26/11/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc0_1352957446
- Giggling like idiots yet they probably do the same...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c1d_1352952219
- Idiot..
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=how-you-know-its-time-to-lose-weight
- Mean...
23/11/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-23-11-12
- Motivationals...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/travel/the-house-in-the-middle-of-a-new-chinese-highway/story-e6frfhb6-1226522450873
- Must be a pain to reverse out of in heavy traffic...
22/11/2012
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/there-aint-no-party-like-a-susanalbumparty/story-e6frf96x-1226521942520
- Well, technically she's a virgin...
21/11/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c37_1353343502
- Bonus cool points for the fag in the mouth...
20/11/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6J6PF47CM
- Mental note: stay out of Frankston.
http://franksemails.com/pics/dog-shaming
- Good dogs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3j6HaAieEU
- A new thing not to get stuck behind...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/taliban-email-blunder-exposes-members-on-their-mailing-list/story-fnd134gw-1226519496808
- Yep, done that before...
19/11/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/truck-pics
- I would like to thank the truck driver that ran out of fuel whilst in one of the middle lanes on the Westgate Fwy this morning. It took me half an hour just to get onto the freeway this morning. Here's some pics for you...
16/11/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb6_1352946740
- Too bad it's a send-up. Germany should be flattered. Or sue. I forget which...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b0_1352848672
- Misc tricks...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2012/11/15/17/39/mike-tyson-afraid-of-a-koala
- Don't blame him really - those things can bite your ear off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM
- Here's a tractor you won't get stuck behind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9khs87xQ8
- Dogs > Cats
15/11/2012
miracle_escape.wmv
- Blimey!
14/11/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj8Qtkred8
- BBC: 0, Internet: 1.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-14-11-12
- Some good ones in here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXMxuNNlE8
- Yesterday morning at work I received an email saying that the lift was out (not long after I used it) because it was missing parts. Dunno if this is scarier...
13/11/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjsIOUz6iw
- More evidence of the impending zombie apocalypse...
pool_jump_fail.mpg
- Ouch...
12/11/2012
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/movies/brad-pitt-v-tidal-wave-of-zombies-in-world-war-z-trailer/story-e6frf9h6-1226513730718
- More evidence of the impending zombie apocalypse... This movie looks awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kpjnGWPmj0
- Read the comments if you need a translation of some of the words...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/fail-anti-obama-teen-wants-to-move-to-australia-because-we-have-christian-male-president/story-e6frf7jo-1226512853271
- Dissapointed that she didn't use the wrong "their"...
9/11/2012
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2012/11/08/08/40/video-of-drunk-racegoers-emerges-after-melbourne-cup-shamed-in-the-uk
- Well, I suppose only 4 arrests out of 100k+ people attending isn't too bad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHD3XljubCE
- Reverse angle shot...
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/shark-steals-caught-fish/1j49ngg4i
- Delicious!
8/11/2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2228671/Melbourne-Cup-2012-Aussies-big-day-races.html
- Makes me feel proud to call myself an Aussie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnKifxUZZJU
- Classy!
http://www.avolites.com/avo/jokes/queen.htm
- Change Gordon Brown to David Cameron and it'll be current... Or maybe Gordon Ramsay, just for fun...
7/11/2012
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/york-man-crushed-giant-crucifix-leg-amputated-191700439.html
- Oh the ironing...
5/11/2012
----------Tomorrow is Melbourne Cup Day public holiday, so no updates.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b4_1351782466
- Very good :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUbH1SEsqiE
- Hopefully they do something good with it...
2/11/2012
http://imgur.com/a/ojIHH
- 141.622 km/h scale model DeLorean!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYgjcTPBoR0
- :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-neighbours
- Free ferret water bottle!
1/11/2012
http://www.hahabird.com/2012/10/pumpktris/
- Pumpktris!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b5e_1351660242
- Yep, that'll ruin it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mThUfYcea3I
- Americans...
31/10/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-31-10-12
- Misc pics...
30/10/2012
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/movies/god-must-be-angry-with-russell-crowe-hurricane-sandy-threatens-noahs-ark-film/story-e6frf9h6-1226506521088
- Oh the ironing...
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/woman-wants-deer-crossing-signs-moved-deer-cross-133853876.html
- Maybe they could write "Deer must give way to oncoming traffic" on the signs...
29/10/2012
http://planetivy.com/news/12331/man-divorces-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-wins/
- Father of the year contender...
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ronald-mcdonald-violates-restraining-order-entering-mcdonald-restaurant-213654994.html
- Well, where else would you find Ronald McDonald?
26/10/2012
----------Server was down for quite a while, which is why the site was offline. All good now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=mHyTOcfF99o
- Pretty cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy5Cw3DuOys
- Rather large collection of fails...
25/10/2012
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=dog-rescues-dogs-in-a-boat
- Dogs > cats
24/10/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw
- Nice bike...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYvl1iRTsKI
- Refreshing!
23/10/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-23-10-12
- Motivationals...
22/10/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3e6IWsJA9U
- Poor buggers... I guess the Irish would be happy that it takes the focus off them...
19/10/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miyWRvXdb20
- Many a time i've been tempted to do this myself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd5BMP_41bI
- Delicious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzI04jXR-y0
- Oh dear...
18/10/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue6UNhWfS9k
- Julia explains how she's going in the polls...
17/10/2012
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=awkward-weather-report
- Nice precipitation shot...
16/10/2012
advanced_spanish_parking__system.wmv
- Dickhead...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd6C1vIyQ3w
- Looks like fun...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5Ci2OXpNA
- I need that spaghetti for my daughter...
15/10/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-10-12
- Misc pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpLdfIQhZg
- Something for Americans to think about for this coming US presidential election...
12/10/2012
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/city-of-glen-eira-demands-120-permit-for-throwing-a-frisbee/story-e6frg6n6-1226493952484
- That'll teach them for not being at the pub or at home on the Playstation...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxLVzYCiZtA
- Round 2 will be at the funeral...
11/10/2012
ko_cabalin1.wmv
- Whoops! He dropped his hat...
10/10/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19THRdXxmaI
- A money making machine this guy...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce5_1349360956
- He doesn't need to pee...
9/10/2012
road_rage_karma.wmv
- Winner of Teh Best Of Teh Innernets 2012 Award...
8/10/2012
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/viralvacuum/glance/259980/sheep-has-upside-down-head.glance
- Looks delicious!
5/10/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ2hFlLMBg4
- Further evidence of the impending Zombie apocalypse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgLPJnGGjzU
- Guess it was only a matter of time. This song is way too catchy - been stuck in my head all week...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiEycVMKoJo
- Works for me...
4/10/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mYbLFD_BwE
- That's what the Greeks do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCUn6m2fPaQ
- Blimey!
3/10/2012
http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2012/09/22/14017091-not-just-for-halloween-pumpkin-is-the-new-bacon
- Blasphemy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6Cw_3q1Pg
- Too good :) Make sure you hide the annoying annotations.
2/10/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-2-10-12
- Misc pics... A little unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA3LtXnNIto
- Flying fish!
1/10/2012
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890
- Obviously gerbils (and sheep) don't do it for this guy any more...
28/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlOiNs5-qCQ
- Russia's new road law enforcement strategy...
27/09/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/prince-harrys-fan-club
- Prince Harry's fan club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU
- Charlene makes me wanna fap. Have nice day!
trucks-vs-bridges.pps
- Bridges 29, Trucks 0.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh30EIkgE4o
- Another sign of the impending Zombie apocalypse. Avoid eating Tic Tacs - it just reanimates them.
26/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMACpa_oXjk
- Use headphones at work...
http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=b5399046-1239-4401-9dc1-14699c1b2ec1
- Just as well this isn't true...
brownlow_2012.ppsx
- That time of year again and it's mean and nasty as per usual. Although I can't say I disagree with the sentiment on slide 27...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html
- Bacon fixes everything...
25/09/2012
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/wtf/green_day_frontman_checks_into_rehab_after_onstage_meltdown.html
- In Australia, we call this a dummy spit... (toys out of the cot, etc...)
24/09/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a76_1348258851
- Well that explains why I get the urge to slap myself quite a bit...
21/09/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=777_1348005314
- This changes everything.
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=pitching-a-yellow-tent-fail
- :)
nut_spun_onto_finger_by_impact_wrench_05_12.doc
- Lefty loosey, righty tighty! Bit gross...
20/09/2012
http://www.amazon.com/Lockey-Bottle-Lock/dp/B002VAXV9O/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1348111754
- For alcoholic families...
appletruck.wmv
- How do ya like them apples!?
19/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p1mATFMlg4
- Not the crushed hand flavoured variety...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kceu9nskuO4
- How to be romantic in Russia...
18/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k04p0hoTi-c
- Audio not safe for work...
17/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShUk5inVoK8
- Uh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFTj0hM3DHM
- They used wood cut down from another tree to move this one... Oh the ironing...
14/09/2012
http://www.news4jax.com/entertainment/-/475422/16586802/-/dgjjix/-/index.html
- Misc pics...
13/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3W_ETPh_Nw
- I bet someday these will be used in aerial warfare...
12/09/2012
tish_this_will_hurt.wmv
- Would've been better with an idiot laugh track...
11/09/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-11-9-12
- Misc pics...
10/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRCIzZHpFtY
- Very cool...
7/09/2012
federer.wmv
- Let's see if he's brave enough to stand in front of a batsman with a cricket ball...
6/09/2012
http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/
- It's true! I checked! Or fake... I forget which...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpq1_pfIgk
- Unfortunately, no boobs were exposed in this incident...
crash_test_at_190kmh.wmv
- Ouch...
5/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSuA4Cnf04I
- In Mother Russia, the posted speed limit breaks you!
4/09/2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2197459/Bacon-cocktails-London-pop-bar-created-Falmouth-Loading-bars-James-Dance.html
- Delicious and nutritious!
http://franksemails.com/pics/how-the
- How the?
3/09/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnYz1q_wCIA
- A part of every nutritious breakfast...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
- They should make this guy a MasterChef judge...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY
- Mmmm..... Bacon.....
31/08/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u33ivAO_Zyk
- Wouldn't want them to close down factory now would you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9lT3wZNWw4
- Maybe they're just laughing at him...
30/08/2012
http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1346298106&sr=8-1&keywords=How+to+Avoid+Huge+Ships
- Rave reviews. Especially the one titled "Caution: Check the title before purchase"...
http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2012/08/28/like-a-virgin-vaginal-tightening-cream-claims-cause-controversy-video-advert/
- Ok, that ad creeps me out...
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-08-28/business/sns-rt-usa-bigfootdeathl2e8jshvr-20120828_1_bigfoot-highway-patrol-ape-like-creature
- Latest entrant to the Darwin Awards...
29/08/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1cCs-S5EKc
- Also impressive...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT9i99D_9gI
- Wow, that is impressive...
28/08/2012
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/15/go-topless-day_n_1783453.html
- Finally, something worth protesting about...
http://www.happyplace.com/3683/fagley-dork-man-has-worst-name-of-all-time/page/1
- Useful list of baby names for those who are about to have a child...
27/08/2012
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/applegame.htm
- Whoa! You should SEE what happens when you get a perfect score! Amazing!
23/08/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9AtJQXaHQ
- :)
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-punctures-store-owners-tire
- Latest development in undressing technology...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuMDCexPYWM
- The first 45 seconds of video made me dizzy and the audio is overmodulated. Skip 45 seconds and turn the sound down! :)
great_pictures_of_the_world.pps
- Great!
22/08/2012
this_is_my_type_of_fishing.wmv
- They forgot their rods...
21/08/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b03_1345152152
- Helpful lot...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4FIS1FnOQg
- The end is nigh!
20/08/2012
engine_removal.wmv
- Like pulling a tooth...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2dZg_0giQw
- Collection of cunning stunts...
17/08/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYs215TgI7c
- Humans = toast.
http://www.gpscocks.com/
- I can see that this site will be very popular...
16/08/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKpSB4MmwPs
- Arsehole cat...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufcqP2LwQ9E
- Very cool...
15/08/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-8-12
- Misc pics. One is a bit unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVRHsqMVEI4
- Huh!? Bit unsafe...
14/08/2012
http://vimeo.com/43239312
- Pretty cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9bV_v9b8go
- #3 looks like she's done it before...
13/08/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn1qMYfFrro
- When model train sets just aren't enough...
10/08/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=510_1344196881
- Kags!? Yes, we're loud - just like Americans...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/08/seth-horvitz-dc-man-order_n_1757309.html
- Whoopsy!
9/08/2012
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2008/07/christian_sites_ban_on_g_word.html
- BAAHUAHUAHUAHAUAA!!!!! "It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
http://www.news.com.au/news/naughty-korea-fires-a-missive-at-mx/story-fnejlrpu-1226445965271
- Read this on the front page of the mX paper on the train ride home last night and almost didn't believe it. Well, at least they think it came out of Brisbane, so hopefully we won't get nuked here in Melbourne...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdKsUDOfDI4
- Too bad she's not in the Olympics...
8/08/2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183860/todd-bentley-mp-calls-ban-tattooed-preacher-cures-cancer-kicking-people-face.html
- Can't wait for his Australian visit...
7/08/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAuPPufNro
- Excited train guy would love this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h-WhhqFjv4
- That should leave some nice welts...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi6XtthI2F0
- That should leave some nice welts...
6/08/2012
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8510770/teen-apologises-to-flight-for-cutting-in-line
- I'm flying Southwest Airlines next time I'm in the US...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4466169/Man-aconda-the-snake-that-looks-like-a-penis.html
- Mine's bigger...
3/08/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc2_1343850266
- He's pretty special. This guy would beat double-rainbow guy in a fight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6YUgHhDDq4
- The first one with the 4WD makes me think "Om nom nom!"
2/08/2012
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19055707
- Happy Birthday Commodore 64!
rocket_tooth.wmv
- Rocket Tooth!
1/08/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/plumbers-crack-cure
- :)
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/man-who-lit-firecracker-in-his-bum-wanted-to-show-mates-a-good-time/story-e6frf7jo-1226439141321
- Future Darwin Awards candidate...
http://internet-map.net
- In the About section - "a vast porno cluster can be seen between Brazil and Japan" :)
31/07/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d83_1343666154
- Whoopsy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0
- Too bad she's not in the Olympics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re3INULLntg
- Stupid song. Poor dogs. If i had to watch it, then so should you...
30/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I
- Self-seasoning food...
27/07/2012
----------Seems like there was a problem with the server. My webhost company rebooted it and it took quite a while for it to come back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QarofaycN3c
- Very good :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I97w6_fS3ik
- Bit unsafe for work. Needs an extended remix...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiX2eGYJ2Kc
- Gee... I wonder how long it would take to fly to all those countries in a parachute... Make sure you watch after the credits...
26/07/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-26-7-12
- Misc pics... One of which is a bit unsafe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Ad1AuHriI
- Catchy!
25/07/2012
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=how-to-catch-a-kangaroo
- Impressive. And he makes it look so easy...
24/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YywgjvhyHjs
- Oh well, if he gets upset at his parents for trying to stop him, i guess it's ok for him to continue...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiB3wlvWktw
- Dogs > cats
http://www.flightradar24.com/
- An upcoming feature will be to change the flight paths...
23/07/2012
http://www.rotorburn.com/forums/showthread.php?29413-Looking-back-with-a-smile
- Yet another "back in my day" rant...
20/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUgQCrQ1Czo
- Well that was clever...
http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/34296-wheelchair-meets-escalator
- Website is NOT safe for work as there are pr0n ads. Video is ok though.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-JAGUAR-XJ-3-0-V6-AUTO-LPG-AUTOGAS-NEW-SHAPE-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY-SWAP-P-X-/300715666606
- The reason why it was hard to sell is because it's been put on gas. That's just wrong for that sort of car.
http://christwire.org/2012/07/lesbian-atheists-invent-pacu-release-testicle-eating-fish-in-lake-yeager-illinois/
- How could they!
19/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3E9U3GDrmI
- Well, at least she took it well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVzuLbkczrs
- Absolute legend that guy...
18/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtVoBbWcmz8
- Peppa Pig FTW!!!
17/07/2012
one_last_kiss.wmv
- Better out than in!
16/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru4a-js4My4
- Watch this last
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jjcAuEYW9M
- Watch this second
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
- Watch this first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6wo_XTuw0
- Kinda makes me sick but meh - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Oh... Maury! Maury!
13/07/2012
http://finance.ninemsn.com.au/executivesuite/home/8498718/us-couple-buys-395k-castle
- Cheap!
http://franksemails.com/pics/rude-britain
- Too bad the site doesn't exist...
12/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_DhNLCyVss
- Awesome instrument...
11/07/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-11-7-12
- Love the coin :)
10/07/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5cc_1341515584
- Oldie, but a goodie...
suertudo_ii.wmv
- Quick! Get the shot first!
denmarksspeedcontrol.wmv
- Here's the vid. Not safe for work.
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=da&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedbandits.dk%2F
- Great idea, but the youtube link doesn't work as there's boobies in the vid!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mad-cap-mayors-sausage-costume-mistaken-945265
- Bit of a cock-up that one...
9/07/2012
grandmas_tattoo.wmv
- True story!
6/07/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/dont-go-in-the-woods
- Not safe for work...
magnetictable.wmv
- Magicnetic!
5/07/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU
- :(
4/07/2012
http://christwire.org/2011/11/51-christian-friendly-words-for-vagina/
- Useful reference...
3/07/2012
http://hackaday.com/2012/06/27/robotic-rock-paper-scissors-never-lets-you-win/
- Bet it won't win at Rock paper scissors lizard spock...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBx8BwLhqg
- Wouldn't wanna throw my Swingline in there...
2/07/2012
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001NHBCLU/b3ta-21
- This is going straight to the pool room!
29/06/2012
aircraft_photography.pps
- Great pics...
28/06/2012
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/15/squid-sperm_n_1599591.html
- Delicious and nutritious! Make sure you read this and look at the slideshow before you have your lunch/dinner today. Or after... I forget which...
27/06/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAFI1i5FIBc
- Just fabulous darlings!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVo39AsXcZ8
- Happy EOFYS everyone!
26/06/2012
how_your_day_can_quickly_change.wmv
- Crikey!
25/06/2012
a_guide_to_marriage_counselling_for_women.wmv
- Ay ay ay!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a94_1340566754
- 30kg of poo dumped in a volcano...
22/06/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/fun-roads
- Fun roads!
21/06/2012
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.101_dumbest.fortune/13.html
- Om nom...
http://www.epicfail.com/2012/06/15/headline-fail-3/
- :)
20/06/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub3Cm0V_Z8w
- I'm pretty sure that's not what ladyboys taste like...
19/06/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08ABF5llOEY
- Best comment - "the 2nd guy is like a fuckin pro..." :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/analogue-sign-hacking
- 1337!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxUChWmB8PQ
- Didn't know he was into FPS...
18/06/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-18-6-12
- Misc pics. Not really safe for work...
http://matesskyn.co.uk/game.html
- Not bad - Good ol' 80s style platformer game...
15/06/2012
tread_mill_fail_compilation.wmv
- Treadmills: 32, People/Animals: 1
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/06/cool-computer-case-mods.html
- I think I'm having a nerdgasm...
14/06/2012
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrie_Irving
- Yes, we can claim him :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DnKOc6FISU
- Aussie Aussie Aussie!
http://www.japancentre.com/recipes/bukkake-udon-noodles
- Delicious and nutritious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKVotcYQKsA
- Never worked for me back in my time...
13/06/2012
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk_letter
- At the end of the day, teh innernets always wins...
http://youparklikeacunt.com/
- Looks like there's a lot of cnuts in the UK...
12/06/2012
apple-shooter-champ.swf
- BOOM HEADSHOT!!1
http://www.zazz.com.au/daily/thingy/6075
- If those late night infomercials advertised this way, they'd sell this crap by the truckload...
8/06/2012
----------Next Monday is the Queen's birthday public holiday for us convicts, so no updates. C U Next Tuesday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FCYMx6XzUA
- Be taller at 218.87km/h!
7/06/2012
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/melbourne-couple-ryan-and-frankie-van-horn-come-out-swinging-for-wedding-dance/story-e6frflri-1226363421515
- Fantastic. Great song too...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd4_1338762057
- Delicious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGAniAakaRw
- Uh... Bit wrong...
6/06/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc1Zc4qsTQk
- Make sure you watch the whole thing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTV0e7CpiKc
- THE MOST STRANGE & INEFFICIENT WAY TO GET LOADS OF HITS ON YOUTUBE!!
5/06/2012
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/cdc-declares-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse -after-spate-of-cannibal-killings/story-e6frf7lf-1226382876084
- Sounds like a cover up to me...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html
- I'm sure it would enjoy the ride if it were still alive...
4/06/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AwiOnPBPqg
- $2!
1/06/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-1-6-12
- The first slide in the programmer pic happens to me daily...
31/05/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR8tIjTykbE
- I rermember seeing something like this a while back. It's preferable that you watch this on a full stomach, so make sure you eat your lunch/dinner before watching this. Or after... I forget which...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVd9ZLp0ckU
- Artistic interpretation of being gangbanged by 7 guys...
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/extra_relish_on_her_wieners_65pJQk8padvNlt2nuh3aEI
- She really needs to upgrade that head unit...
30/05/2012
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/belly-button-fluff-home-made-make-sad-dad-millionaire-campaign-BUY-ME-99p-/261032558101?pt=UK_Collectables_WeirdStuff_RL&hash=item3cc6c0be15
- I've collected ring pulls from soft drink cans over the years and have amassed quite a collection. Maybe I should sell them on eBay...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a8Eimr-fm0
- "What sorcery is this?" :)
http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html
- Austrians are Aussies too!
29/05/2012
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/naked-face-eating-man-may-have-been-on-lsd/story-e6frf7lf-1226368980550
- "I wouldn't say he had a mental problem but he always felt like people was against him... No one was for him, everyone was against him". Uh!?
28/05/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/lady-book-police
- With Goatse!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axnQUYa_Ngs
- Better than doing homework!
25/05/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvYxXBMqEOM
- :)
24/05/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TehAoLLuHc
- Didn't learn his lesson the first time around...
22/05/2012
static_dog.wmv
- public static class Dog { }
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZl_ng_8T8
- Analogue hackers...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPIzRsUtlE
- Funniest thing ever. Hope it becomes an Olympic sport...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-gEq2l4nCw
- Whoopsy!
21/05/2012
http://sobadsogood.com/2012/04/29/25-words-that-simply-dont-exist-in-english/
- Well, at least bukkake made it into the English language...
http://www.boredpanda.com/blow-job-portraits-tadao-cern/
- Safe for work.
18/05/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdj67XknFrM
- Cat would fall off...
17/05/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a61_1336785129
- Mario!
16/05/2012
http://www.cracked.com/article_19746_the-5-most-horrifyingly-bad-mothers-in-animal-kingdom.html
- Religious horses wouldn't be happy...
http://whiskeydicklube.com/
- Not bacon flavoured...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydXyZEh-Ewk
- People, TVs aren't (normally) oriented that way, so stop holding your phones that way when you're taking video. It's annoying.
15/05/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-R-0pvQqKg
- I can see what she ate for lunch...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2135745/Top-chef-reveals-recipe-making-McDonalds-style-French-fries-home.html
- Delicious and nutritious!
14/05/2012
thats_a_proper_clean_up_then.wmv
- Why they've been replaced with wheelie bins and robotic trucks...
excavator_skills.wmv
- Excavator job interview test
11/05/2012
http://www.instructables.com/id/Gas-powered-pencil-sharpener-for-students-that-sp/
- If only it were a V8...
10/05/2012
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Online-Ordering-System.aspx
- If i knew where it was i'd open up a browser on it and add this site to the home page :)
9/05/2012
big-tits-eat-free.wmv
- Fresh milk and ice cream!
8/05/2012
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=suicide-attempt-almost-goes-right
- Insurance scam according to one of the comments...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2_c81Nnsc0
- I never have this problem...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126167/Take-bow-wow-Milly-Chihuahua-Micro-mutt-fits-palm-hand-weighs-banana-set-crowned-Worlds-smallest-dog.html
- Ugly dog > cat.
7/05/2012
why_god_gave_these_people_camels.wmv
- Geniuses!
http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com
- Wasn't working on Friday, but it seems to be ok today. Fun for 5 minutes...
4/05/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-4-5-12
- Misc pics. A little unsafe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_gBWPs4r3U
- Awww...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKzumqEpuUg
- Fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SjX7A_FR6g
- Nice!
http://kotaku.com/5906210/the-most-brutal-mortal-kombat-fatality-isnt-always-the-bloodiest
- :)
----------Happy Star Wars Day - May the 4th be with you!
3/05/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVU6kOWS-zw
- Would've been funnier to see that thing fly around the room... If only they used a high speed cam...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_2r06Ahs0
- Makes 283.905884 litres! Audio not safe for work.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8460902/brawl-between-man-and-cross-dresser-filmed
- franksemails.com: One of ninemsn's news sources.
2/05/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d95_1335817988
- Extra funny because it's in Melbourne...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=53b_1335763450
- Dogs > Cats
1/05/2012
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/omg/gross/bacon-flavored-lube.asp
- I dunno; my threshold's pretty high...
30/04/2012
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/6766294/Robot-prostitutes-the-future-of-sex-tourism
- "Android prostitutes will reign supreme". Beat that iPhone!
27/04/2012
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8457692
- Another win for Mankind...
26/04/2012
http://bash.org/?244321
- :)
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/tampon-USB-Flash-Drive-Security,15412.html
- Great idea. All we need now is a butt plug version for men...
24/04/2012
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day
- Tomorrow is ANZAC Day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tog6Ul7kOU
- :)
http://www.orsm.net/php/showmemore.php?count=10&folder=../shite/update20120419
- Classy. Content safe, adverts are not.
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Hunter-accidentally-shoots-girlfriend/-/475880/11541648/-/poe8gfz/-/index.html
- Man shoots wrong pig...
23/04/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXFCXr5gbSA
- Who says fur is murder?
http://now.msn.com/now/0418-burgerwhopper-plus.aspx
- Looks like the whole hog...
20/04/2012
http://now.msn.com/now/0410-bacon-burger-king.aspx
- Can't wait for this to arrive down under...
never_jaywalk_in_johannesburg.wmv
- If it was me, I'd be deleting that "Accommodation in South Africa" link on the web browser - don't think I'll be visiting.
19/04/2012
http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php
- She needs a book to read...
18/04/2012
http://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS/
- This takes me back...
http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2012/03/25/batman-...'
- Bah. That's no batmobile!
17/04/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANoKOmGOong
- Awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39-XvBzFWOQ
- :)
16/04/2012
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK
- Some useful reviews...
13/04/2012
http://www.themarysue.com/felt-vulvas-improve-statues/
- Might catch on...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pobrevirtual/sets/72157629406925068/show/
- Nasty teeth...
http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy_p1.html/
- Interesting read...
12/04/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps
- A cat practising to be a dog is a good cat...
11/04/2012
http://gawker.com/5899787/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturbing-internet-meme-in-history
- History became legend and legend will become myth...
10/04/2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2127056/Shard-hacking-Urban-explorer-Bradley-Garrett-scales-Europes-tallest-building.html?ICO=most_read_module
- I liked this comment - "How I wish I had the bottle to climb a height like that. I get vertigo just by looking down at the keyboard just to see where the 'return' key isssss............ - thud"
12/04/2012
----------Long weekend for Good Friday and Easter Monday this weekend, so no updates. Have a great Easter and I'll C U Next Tuesday! :)
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/simon-beck-snow-art
- Lots of patience there....
4/04/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqymcJRSbxI
- Has a good go at it too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsamwOs2slI
- Physics can be painful...
3/04/2012
http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/
- Dobbin! DOBBIN!! Leave Paddy alone!!! OH JESUS CHRIST!!!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7ee_1333388643
- Looks like a moving speed hump to me...
1/04/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWy_7eHBLRE
- Nice compilation...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rznYifPHxDg
- Bummer... I've got a Sega...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8BeNnAgRg0
- That's how I'd wanna go...
30/03/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/oh-the-ironing
- Oh the ironing!
29/03/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/i-see-a-sign
- Sign sign everywhere a sign...
28/03/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ-slNvmFYA
- Scary even when watching it through youtube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cK2D2Iams
- :)
27/03/2012
http://vimeo.com/35938209
- Wow, she gets a bracelet too! Use headphones at work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4297XZdQsM
- Not a real ad, but it had me fooled - very well produced...
26/03/2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119505/Kazakhstans-prostitutes-cleanest-region-Shocking-blunder-Borats-National-Anthem-played-medal-ceremony.html
- Great Success!
23/03/2012
http://www.dump.com/2011/02/22/end-zone-angle-of-the-final-football-play-of-trinity-vs-millsaps-video/
- Sounds like he's excited about the game being over...
22/03/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p73eF9vzjkU
- Missed the mark, perhaps, but anything less than 7/10 wouldn't be acceptable in my books...
http://pleated-jeans.com/2012/03/15/21-funny-signs-from-the-simpsons/#more-28941
- :)
21/03/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBluUZ4NnZg
- Feels the rhythm too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYTj5CChaA
- 128.75 kilometres, of course!
http://vimeo.com/13831211
- I've never understood why people rock climb and this doesn't help...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBzwJPkwwDg
- :)
20/03/2012
http://www.theage.com.au/photogallery/environment/animals/underwater-dogs-20120319-1vfmc.html?selectedImage=0
- Very cool...
19/03/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaz2rxmcWyg
- PDF files?
http://www.vice.com/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon
- If this doesn't make you wanna fap then I dunno what will...
http://www.drawtheshitler.com/page/
- Now all they need is a website so that you can upload your photos...
butch_wife--now_unroll_it--_im_starving.wmv
- Uh...
16/03/2012
autotractorpullinggrunt.wmv
- 100l/1km (0.024mpg)
15/03/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxHx2ijwhKA
- You can almost see what she had for breakfast...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQgEEVfsNiQ
- :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O47-QOWRTrk
- There was a couple of explanations in the comments. I think the one about Satan is correct...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhzGXi7PPuE
- That'll teach him...
14/03/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P08iadDzgn0
- Not bad, but about 2 and 1/2 minutes too long...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRJlj8bkx4c
- Awwww...
http://www.yangsky.us/researches/physicallinguistics/PLUnderstand/humanbody/anus/anus.htm
- NOT safe for work. This detector would go off the scale with some people at work...
13/03/2012
http://htwins.net/scale2/scale2.swf?bordercolor=white
- Very cool.
9/03/2012
----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates. C U Next Tuesday! (I'll never get sick of that one :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ6N2fAk3Aw
- Not really safe for work. Saw this on efukt - if you check out that version, it's funnier :)
8/03/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWxlZ52O0rI
- 77kgs vs 272kgs. Whatever the result, I'm the winner after watching this :)
kotukediserafettin.wmv
- Never thought I'd say this - good cat.
7/03/2012
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/sri-lankan-police-say-man-dies-while-trying-to-set-record-for-longest-time-spent-buried-alive/2012/03/05/gIQAve9GsR_story.html
- Might put my money on this guy for the next Darwin Awards winner...
bring_the_pain_fail_compilation.wmv
- Fail Compilation
6/03/2012
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab8_1330859680
- Oops...
http://www.wimp.com/chesspieces/
- Not hand made...
http://jalopnik.com/daily-dui/
- How is this not exceedingly normal?
5/03/2012
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/26/Man-arrested-with-TV-in-pants/UPI-39091330298773/
- Brake fluid!?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/animals/happiest-animals-in-the-world
- The fish looks delicious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIYN64FC-AY
- Bah! I can do all that without the MDMA...
2/03/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/someone-got-the-brief-wrong
- Oops...
http://www.jamesgunn.com/2010/06/15/skeletons-of-cartoon-characters/
- Delicious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQDXPDa0J0
- Delicious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK-frJtGrt4
- This was linked off the last clip. It really pissed me off, so you should watch it too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzbJ2fQTHUo
- Well, at least she doesn't mispronounce "Clock" in public...
1/03/2012
http://nowhiring.com.au/424936+job+Prime+Minister+of+Australia+ACT.aspx
- Pass...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-1-3-12
- Misc pics... Many of which aren't safe for work...
----------Happy belated Leap Day for yesterday! Unless you're in the US; it's still yesterday over there.
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/photos/oscars-2012-angelina-s-right-leg-goes-viral-slideshow/angelina-s-leg-photo...
- :)
29/02/2012
http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/growl-karaoke.shtml
- This one you can sing along to. Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Clip_of_Napalm_Death_appearing_on_a_Musical_Education_Programme_for_children_on_BBC_TV_back_in_1989
- Ahh kids those days...
http://radiofail.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/studio-porn-fail/
- Well, I guess it sounds like good pr0n music...
http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/
- I think I now understand why Japanese TV is the way it is...
28/02/2012
too_many_squirrels_in_your_garden.wmv
- Mean...
27/02/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-27-2-12
- Motivationals...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2103814/Porsche-driver-gets-sticky-situation-runs-car-right-patch-wet-cement.html
- And a news article from a reputable paper to go along with the vid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DqTxfYPlgg
- Love the passer by's comments :)
24/02/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/gillard-vs-rudd
- Round Two: Fight!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3426813/Naked-sledgers-racy-ride.html
- NSFW!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/pictures/photos-10447/pictures-naked-rollercoaster-world-record/1
- NSFW for a good cause!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2utghMKtxg
- Yuck...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bondage-howto
- Bit unsafe...
23/02/2012
first_aiders_help_after_accident.wmv
- First aiders help after accident...
gymnast_fail_-_oooouch.wmv
- Not for the weak stomached...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2098909/Huge-breasted-model-31-walks-away-horror-crash-38KKK-chest-acts-airbag.html
- Uh...
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/pom-jackson-scotts-bitten-on-testicle-by-killer-snake/story-e6freuy9-1226272758343
- To me this looks like a failed attempt to finally get his mate to take the relationship to the next level...
http://vimeo.com/36979569
- Probably be better for his health if the trees were glowing too...
22/02/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/a-dog-named-dick
- A dog named Dick!
descente.wmv
- Good for deepthroating too...
bicycle_lift.pps
- Wow, that pram looks pretty safe...
http://franksemails.com/pics/floods
- Floods!
21/02/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSq7D6aX4dI
- The hotdog made me hungry...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ca_1329681000
- This also made me fap! I wonder what happened after the camera was switched off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgByLLQwSw
- This made me fap! Not really safe for work.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/lehigh-university-figure-out-how-much-it-costs-to-build-death-star/story-fn7celvh-1226275852491
- Cheap!
20/02/2012
raridadefotog.pps
- More misc pics...
fotos.pps
- Misc pics. Some are a bit unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxR4qC_wTd8
- :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqIEZCRjR_A
- Funny stuff :)
17/02/2012
redneck_skeet_shooting.wmv
- This is actually a really good idea for a sport...
16/02/2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2101412/Alton-Towers-reveals-latest-ride--Nemesis-lift-dont-want-jump-in.html?ITO=1490
- And once people are used to it they should remove the floor for real just for fun :)
http://biggeekdad.com/2010/01/water-drops/
- Science is fun!
15/02/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbrTOcUnjNY
- Delicious!
coin_trick.wmv
- Coin trick!
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/04/30/143611_entertainment.html
- Nice :) I like the word for Jumbuck :)
http://www.wimp.com/lioncubs/
- Crazy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNBuqSuNqk
- Crazy...
14/02/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/whitney
- Doesn't take long...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1327907581
- Sounds like a great job...
http://franksemails.com/pics/noice-14-2-12
- Some aren't safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-14-2-12
- Motivationals
13/02/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdJZnFccVnM
- Dunno how i'd feel if i heard my Great Grandmother talk about "improved sexual function"...
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtSq85DkA1fMRf4q1tSJJPVJBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20100407002429AA1aDYp
- I remember visiting Tittiwoohoo when I wa a kid. It was quite nice...
10/02/2012
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/8417135/dad-gets-revenge-for-daughters-facebook-rant
- Now all he needs to do is point that pistol at the facebook servers and we'll all be happy!
keeping_vehicle_manufacturers_busy.wmv
- Cool trick!
roadtrip.wmv
- Dunno why i keep receiving this, but it's been sent to me about a zillion times...
9/02/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSZ1TwjcsQ
- The K.Rap. Awesome vid.
8/02/2012
http://player.vimeo.com/video/31515908
- Not really safe for work. Molested by a Supra... If it were a Skyline, she'd have all her clothes off...
7/02/2012
smart_phone-smart_frog.wmv
- Delicious!
the_old__popcorn_trick.wmv
- The old popcorn trick
acetylene_gas_lesson.pdf
- Quite like those FJ Cruisers too...
http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/the_best_phone_manual_ever
- Who uses a manual anyway...
http://franksemails.com/pics/captain_schettino_bike_manoeuvre
- Aye!
6/02/2012
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8414488/black-and-white-rug-makes-people-seasick
- What if they're not at sea?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230735138614
- Saw this on the news a few days ago... I wonder if the winner paid up...
3/02/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/awkward-family-pics
- No one will stop that milf giving her boy his bitty...
2/02/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrpq5A-KAoA
- Dunno what the use of air con is in one of these...
1/02/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuBqRxe7lKg
- Wow, this one actually has teeth! Looks unsafe for work but it isn't.
31/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nni0rTLg5B8
- The only thing missing here is the boot up the cat...
http://www.epicfail.com/2012/01/29/doll-fail-2/
- Uh... So i guess a child would pretend to feed this doll, right?
30/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0eyApZP5xw
- Whoopsy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuQEJsxd-tk
- Best watched with the volume muted.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093127/Costa-Concordia-Embarrassment-American-Express-promotes-trip-doomed-liner.html
- All they need to do is update the pic in the advertisment and they're good to go...
27/01/2012
http://huhcorp.com/
- :)
26/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k81_KP56oL0
- Oh dear... If I had to listen to Sam Kekovich "sing" then so should you. Kinda catchy though :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rx2fJuj4zs
- Today is Australia day and it's a public holiday, so no updates. Except, of course, Sam Kekovich's yearly address to the nation. I'm also taking Friday off to give myself a long weekend, so if i don't post anything, don't worry; I'm probably still alive...
25/01/2012
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-25-1-12
- Misc pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDcKWpAdm30
- For the Grecophones...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mAGQAw3Oc
- Awww...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT8lJEgEuTk
- Someone doesn't like Bond...
24/01/2012
helicopter_loop_accident.wmv
- Oh dear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yik7c0EXV0M
- Bit disappointing that it hasn't got anything to do with a pint of Guinness...
http://imgur.com/cFe3J
- Might not look it to begin with, but it is safe for work...
23/01/2012
prikol.wmv
- What an asshole...
costa_concordia.pps
- Was a nice boat...
20/01/2012
----------Sorry boys and girls, forgot to upload the main page file yesterday, so here it is a day late. Don't worry, I'm still alive :)
how_to_comfort_a_crying_baby.wmv
- Alternative to breastfeeding a baby to sleep...
19/01/2012
http://www.epicfail.com/2012/01/18/photo-win/
- I'm outraged! Those guys are clearly not using a condom!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/porn-industry-threatens-to-quit-la/story-e6frfhk6-1226248026547
- Oh dear...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8405260/concordia-captain-fell-into-lifeboat
- Why I have not received any jokes in the email as yet regarding this incident is a mystery...
18/01/2012
http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/English_Wikipedia_anti-SOPA_blackout
- Sounds like a good idea - if only Google would follow suit. Might do it myself tomorrow!
http://franksemails.com/pics/westgate-fwy-ad-placement
- Last time I was on the westgate freeway, i didn't see these two ads together. Probably a photoshop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbuCcdbIC0U
- Latest in sheep transport technology...
http://www.epicfail.com/2012/01/16/childrens-book-fail-3/
- Clearly the author didn't think this through...
17/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMIBdM6N7Q
- Won't work on a Kindle or iPad...
http://gizmodo.com/5874091/bungee-jumper-falls-into-crocodile+infested-waters-and-survives
- On the news a few days ago. Crazy.
16/01/2012
http://www.news4jax.com/-/475982/7911586/-/hpoo7kz/-/index.html
- :)
http://monkeysayswhat.com/page/page20090814gloryholecenter.shtml
- Well, I guess it wasn't a photoshop job...
13/01/2012
heels_on_the_billiards_table---what_next.wmv
- Tricky!
12/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ6OG5fZ7M0
- Good collection here...
11/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i04uXP1kry4
- Safety first!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_y7n20ryX0
- Much flatulence, he has...
10/01/2012
road_rage.wmv
- Road Rage!
9/01/2012
african_ladder_death_wish.pdf
- Perfectly safe...
6/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-JHLXMGB70
- When ya gotta go...
5/01/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rG9RvhxCn4
- Should've been wearing a seatbelt...
http://www.epicfail.com/2012/01/03/center-name-fail/
- Surely a photoshop job...
4/01/2012
ho_ho_woe.wmv
- Use headphones at work...
http://www.retronaut.co/2012/01/alternative-atari-games/
- Every sport ever in pong form!
3/01/2012
----------Got rid of the links section - don't have the time any more to visit any of those sites (except for Stack Overflow, which I use for work) so I'd be lying if I said they're sites that I regularly visit - my rss reader has hundreds of unread blog entries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjNB-9a8aGo
- Clever bunch...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Now get back to work...
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