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18/12/2015
----------And that's all for the 10th year of franksemails.com folks. Don't forget to check out
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=y2QNAMT4-6Q - Misc ingredients...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H08fnIZfTpg - Misc commentary...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ggMNWji6WzA - Misc people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=01YnbcBgudY - Misc videos...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bIZjCtvzx4I - Misc pics...
17/12/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-17-12-2015 - Misc pics...
https://www.google.com/doodles/celebrating-ludwig-van-beethovens-245th-year - Brilliant Google doodle today!
16/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_VPvKl6ezyc - Pretty sure this is the next step up from first class...
15/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sit6zUQKpJc - Oh my...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lp9_1XMm9tY - Experienced a wet fish handshake today and googled it. In my googling adventures, I discovered this genius video clip. At least my experiece today wasn't this bad...
14/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MbiAHnjHlHg - Whatever floats your boat I guess but aren't we all just happy this is being treated with complete candour? Makes it more amusing for me...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY - :)
https://vid.me/MmvT - Delicious and nutritious...
11/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0-88yayWDOQ - Misc clips...
10/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XJi9GdZuOwA - Couldn't find a video of this glorious occasion, but this is close. Just as well for him he wasn't wearing a thong that day...
http://www.politico.eu/article/croatian-picks-up-award-loses-pants-cicak-president-photoshoot/ - Well, he's old. I guess it's not so embarrassing when you're old...
9/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uE6tniaOKk0 - MILF!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3_Hc12Lca1I - Only 8 sleeps to go...
8/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SVQggaMHcrw - Giggity...
7/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=smBOladmSfI - Dr Zoidberg FTW!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VveNHLZaECw - The cherry picker looks like fun...
4/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LyAy-apGVk8 - :)
3/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-slDDFNdx8 - Hope the operator was wearing brown underwear...
2/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MXo_d6tNWuY - AWESOME!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2HEUqUMvpDM - Lucky she's a vegetarian...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DS0uPxZXI5Y - Not sure if it the long haul flight from the UK I was on had anything to do with it, but watching American Sniper was a tear-jerker for me...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_IUMNw4LB2k - Good luck to him...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5sVmoOZRypk - Actually, I think the lesson here is "don't you make a mistake and buy a non-Japanese car"...
1/12/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pillaOxGCo - Looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2TpQl9V9yoA - Delicious and Nutritious... Hopefully...
30/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ophJijkbI1w - Baby fucken wheel?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TAUdHjYB1U - Riders are redundant...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p5ukjjJy3Nk - How Australian red-light cameras work...
27/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OrH6UMYAVsk - Very good...
http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/fashion/target-model-loses-vagina-in-horrific-avoidable-ph/c5004fa0-3c0c-45d8-9d8a-744213d9405a.htm - I probably could've done a better job in MS Paint...
26/11/2015
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina - OH GOD NO!!!!!! IT DIDN'T WORK!! :( YUCK! :( The last link links to this horrific page. Who the hell has a discussion around "the vagina's probiotic properties"!?
https://stavvers.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/im-making-sourdough-with-my-vaginal-yeast/ - I guess I just had to read it so that i could desensitise myself from this kind of filth. I do recall seeing a bukkake pr0n video a while back where the girl collected all the jizz to cook herself a cum omelette with, which was highly puke-inducing. Pretty sure i'm immune to this now...
http://pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/a-bloke-in-wa-was-arrested-for-stealing-a-whopper-/67d45b0b-bc42-4a59-8099-13df2098a0f7.htm - Genius indeed. (FYI Hungry Jack's = Burger King)
25/11/2015
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/feminist-blogger-made-loaf-of-bread-with-yeast-from-her-own-vagina - Wow. Didn't think it was possible, but this grossed me out. A feminist too - what a surprise... 10/10 for creativity!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-30/winnellie-atm-robbery-man-knocked-backwards-by-explosion/5992498 - A Darwin award nearly awarded to a Darwin resident...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3150758/Incredible-footage-captures-Libyan-fighter-jet-s-low-fly-terrified-spectator-throwing-ground-rockets-past.html - Missed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SPROD2u7Ulo - Not sure if i've ever seen a cat videographer...
24/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JNgCM7zp30M - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EkPXLPIbIQY - Looks like fun...
23/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AweCS6zKVu0 - Priorities...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7YWTtCsvgvg - Sorcery!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fab9UCt4Ncs - Impressive...
20/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EjtFLDtf8B0 - This: "The last one is faker than pornhub telling me that some bitch who lives 3 miles away wants to fuck with me."
19/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nuy-pzd4Vfg - Misc crashes...
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/slug-solos - ???!!!
18/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9AUGLogAl-c - Pretty sure the first lady's upset that the person's taking a vertical video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8GDZBXZunzM - I hope this catches on...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kuRn2S7iPNU - Evil cat gets away with ruining Christmas for a family. Just as well the neighbourhood comes to save the day...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zfdnQJg_47c - Pretty sure i've seen this before and not sure why I haven't seen it at a pub yet...
17/11/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-13/otto-the-skating-bulldog-breaks-world-record-human-tunnel/6937394 - Need I say more...
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3s7qoh/my_wife_wanted_to_make_sure_that_someone_took_a/?sort=top - I hope this catches on...
16/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_SJhDbqg5lk - Gold! :)
http://www.thestandarddaily.com/lowell-woman-gets-permitted-to-wear-spaghetti-strainer-in-drivers-license-photo/14413/ - She should be congratulated for standing up for what she believes in...
13/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f3AwBSwFV2I - Should make for an easy daily commute...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QU7WyuC8Hy8 - 539 metres, for those of us who are imperially challenged...
https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-instant-man-bun - 85% off too! Bargain!
12/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM - Correct...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM - Almost as horrific to me as my regular maths class back in my uni days. She's bi... giggity...
11/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qxRdilc6_A4 - This - "its all fun and games until someone falls down onto a subway track"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4n2kYAUPv2c - Take THAT, facehugger aliens...
10/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6McB0jhPWqs - Delicious and nutritious. Just as Mr. Fox!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fXj9ME_DkKM - Could've been worse...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/taxi-industrys-epic-social-media-fail-in-request-for-passenger-feedback/news-story/8aeae1766584e47e3da382c857f8681e - "@yourtaxis It smelled like a wookiee's armpit. I was preached at about how Somali immigrants are destroying Australia for 25 min. #YourTaxis"
9/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YlVL8XJ-_UM - Aaron prefers not to drive...
6/11/2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3302124/Why-bad-habits-GOOD-swearing-breaking-wind-antisocial-habits-unlikely-health-benefits.html - Best. Article. Ever.
5/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V_yxGsWHx9o - As a Republican, I'm pretty sure I disagree with most of this...
4/11/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygB7P7rg8u4 - A man of few words...
2/11/2015
----------No updates for today and tomorrow as tomorrow is Melbourne Cup Day public holiday, so naturally I'm taking today off to have a long weekend.
30/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=32kK7lQZSks - Yep, that's pretty cool...
29/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R7gZFqjn6sI - Awwww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JmtRp4ru2IY - Awwww...
28/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t5JgnMJzCtQ - Great. Now the drones are trapping people and flying them away...
27/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yt7IdRLz86E - Soccer training...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yX5TIDLvMyw - This is how wormholes to other worlds are opened. If we're not careful, we may open the wrong wormhole where not-so-nice aliens will come to our planet and steal all our politicians...
26/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ScgFIKXKFkc - Oldie, but well worth repeating. Some great ideas to make the world a better place...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3pGQk9VSfVs - Pretty sure I counted more than 10...
23/10/2015
https://www.facebook.com/135026486536661/videos/1021425871230047/ - Made from pure awesomesauce... Kinda like a Star Wars Riverdance!
22/10/2015
http://clickotron.com/article/5602/us-and-china-top-oil-companies-to-hold-major-gas-crisis-for - Oh dear...
http://clickotron.com/article/5578/miley-cyrus-turns-13 - Perhaps it's her mental age...
http://clickotron.com/article/5607/new-president-is-hours-away-from-royal-pregnancy - Probably the best news site in existence
21/10/2015
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/10/all-the-things-back-to-the-future-got-right-and-wrong-about-2015/ - Happy Back To The Future day!
20/10/2015
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/18/greek-stretcher-bearer-falls-over-twice-drops-injured-player - Whoopsy!
19/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SumAUSxS074 - Must be a cat lover...
16/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8_lfxPI5ObM - This - "Why is everything Elon Musk involves himself with so badass? He's the real life Tony Stark." :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K39N4PvKQxc - Terrible.
15/10/2015
----------If you're reading this, the 'temporary' web server i'm using is now active. Everything should hopefully be back to normal. Sadly, 'hopefully' doth butter no parsnips, but what can ya do...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q - Kinda like 2girls1cup to begin with...
14/10/2015
----------Finally, somehow, the site is back up. Stupid web hosting company seemed to have screwed up something royally and some bizzare change has happend without my knowledge. Also, for some reason, the DNS change I made is taking forever to propagate so the previous note that i've switched to a temporary place never happened. It might happen tomorrow, who knows...
----------Seem to be having problems with my webhost. I've switched to a temporary place for the moment so the internal pages (i.e.: non-youtube links, etc) won't work for now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DashCon - Gold...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9KM2vpz179g - Wow. Where do I find these guys to organise an event for me?
13/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1fTY7X5Py20 - Doesn't look unfortunate to me...
12/10/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-12-10-2015 - Misc pics...
9/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TjrVuXHh8n4 - This comment - "In soviet russia, space explore you."
8/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xl2rCWGgyog - It's the Jesus model...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2iHCUlHbXg - 2012 extreme standing-on-the-street-holding-an-advertising-sign championships...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hfgxAL3t2Tw - Well, what do you expect from people who shoot vertical videos...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iMasnaAf_H4 - Meljov - "This is sex." :)
7/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qNQ2kV1OTPU - This is why I'm all for gay marriage...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7BPP_FyM5ps - Free cremation with every wedding...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=52T7CXBwJw0 - More proof...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6QLOUr2VSxM - Bit lame but the last guy makes it worth watching...
6/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PnQ2l5qk2es - Not bad...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fEJtsC5sVZA - Surely this is better than walking on water...
5/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0 - Not sure which comment I like the most - "You know what I think the Bear didn't understand because it was a Spanish speaking bear not an English one", "Her voice is unBEARable... hehe", "i feel sorry for who ever will marry her".
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cOrjJmawNAY - My favourite has been the old classic - "Pssst... I shit my pants..."
2/10/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-10/earl-a-public-holiday-for-the-afl-grand-final/6609724 - Today is AFL Grand Final Day eve public holiday, would you believe, so no updates.
1/10/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2a93m_jMJ18 - Very clever. Not a problem where I'm from though as most people here aren't silly enough not to wear one...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G16dW_PEAZY - Didn't know that seaplanes had handbrakes?
30/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KXYpJupNLSA - This: "I didn't know Barbie made such professional fishing rods."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fWHlJP-Rt64 - Tricky!
29/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OaohPXGZG-s - Very good :)
28/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OZmDdo8K-7o - How about a baby gerbil?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DSs1WZIIZFc - Misc awesome...
25/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SfcHr_xzzRU - Very good :) They also did this when KRudd was ousted by Julia Gillard. FYI to American viewers, "Liberal" is usually associated with the Right here, as in 'classical liberalism'
24/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TN7wM9Wg7GE - This comment - "I'm so excited to buy this I think I'm just going to pause the video halfway and go buy one"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CZydrXAq2pY - Not Russia for a change...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Jwcg6ln8Gw - This comment - "It just proves that even the sheep brainwashed by the BBC's incessant leftism can still get pissed off with their reporters." :)
23/09/2015
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-zero-armed-bandit/ - This is just begging to be made into a movie. Great read. Via hackaday.
22/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VJvRtkV5D3Y - Vegemite FTW!
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/squatty-potty-ecco-23cm-27-amazon-21-60-beatmyprice-2285338 - Say goodbye to your kinky colon!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SGkFRs6eng4 - I did this just now (I'm at work) and everyone's laughing at me. I'll be the one laughing soon enough when the aliens arrive though...
21/09/2015
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/south-east/two-brothers-lose-their-cars-one-for-hooning-while-learning-to-drive-with-mum/story-fngnvmhm-1227536583943 - Geniuses...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwLaDzKFiBY - Genius...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5JicCdSzMQg - Genius...
18/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bl-QY84hojs - Looks like this woman needs the door knocker and gargoyle from the last video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NtlUNhbODCQ - This is how I normally respond to door knockers...
http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/ - I think i'm torn between Pastafarianism and this...
17/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KwXRRlR7Z60 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8u-MW7vF0-Y - The second half of the video has them sounding like whales...
16/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=576HwhU6PMM - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2mA1vgnpsi4 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qqrvm2XDvpQ - :)
15/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SyItdXnYvFQ - Those other two guys now know never to mess with him...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0v3dYHgexOU - No BFG 9000!?
14/09/2015
http://hackaday.com/2015/09/13/happy-programmers-day/ - I miss the days when it took over an hour to compile what I was working on... Now I work on a much faster machine with a much smaller code base...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkiw7zpULo - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Vc-69M-UWk - Well, I guess Paypass/paywave/etc is more secure than a pin...
11/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gNnLOYi4YB8 - The description says this happens about once a month. If they put a bigger sign up against the bridge, they'd have nothing to put up on YouTube...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PWO7CMF5otY - Oh my...
10/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HbjSWDwJILs - They could do the same with alcohol...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-34177107 - Quite a long time to be on the throne! ;) Congrats!
9/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8F1XYdsplro - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5fOVXndyjAo - Looks like fun...
8/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qkdXAtO40Fo - Pretty sure the cat doesn't love the baby back...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLy-Iiy_Zp4 - Om nom...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U5Ho897tbrM - A drone that can catch dead fish... Impressive...
7/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5dibp97bkn4 - Dogs > cats...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHynGQ9Vg30 - Pretty sure this will start a riot...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBJEP4lsRFY - :)
4/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qb_464W6fD0 - :)
3/09/2015
http://hackaday.com/2015/09/02/retrotechtacular-hafla-hammerforge-healed/ - And this - "Thor thumb... see what I did there..."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCrlp_O9-S8 - This comment - "Something so sad to see is a awesome piece of history that had some of the greatest minds coming together to make it only to be filmed by a fuckwit that can't hold a recorder properly"
2/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KX8cuGiQb4Y - Someone's finally found a use for them...
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/happy-ride-vibrating-saddle-batteries-5-00-nice-n-naughty-2271479 - Noice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs - Trump should win based on this alone...
1/09/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=79CYFVeVPf0 - Would've been better if he vomited the letters all over her instead...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V37cWNSrQ2Q - Archimedes is having a laugh...
http://russellmunro.blogspot.com.au/2015/08/transforming-birthday-cake-animated.html - Yep...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jtvTV-FrupU - I'm sure there's an Arduino in there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pDFFINZdP08 - This comment - "Let us take a moment and appreciate that she held the phone sideways" and this comment - "Is this how baby cars are made?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f-Hud1H7zVY - How buildings are demolished in Mother Russia...
31/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=So4ZrzBkJsA - Fizzy fruit is the work of SANTA!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F0BD4zwncIQ - For those of you considering digging all the way to China, please take great care in choosing where precisely you want to dig to...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LMwa2tfwl6M - This comment - "Urinals in a video? Are you fucking kidding me? Flagged for promoting patriarchy and rape culture"
28/08/2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212274/Girlfriend-man-filmed-IKEA-product-puns-video-jokes-Stockholm-syndrome-appear-Today-Show.html - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MY5LmRXoeM - Stepped over to the wrong side of the tracks this guy did...
27/08/2015
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=IaUiTmNOiek - Interesting, YouTube is doing live games. This game's (Until Dawn) live at the moment (1:40pm AEST)...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=maoFISpmlYA - Om nom...
26/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7T2oje4cYxw - Innernets of teh year award goes to this guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ns4cfMABqQ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L7KnS-NleY8 - Whatever floats your boat I guess, but I don't think it's such a good idea to be having sex in tornado...
25/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qLWn8HngycY - Finally a Jurassic Park that I actually like...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I3cf49c_WjE - 3D printing FTW!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ed18Ma7K3HA - Not sure how smart this is given Russia's track record of road safety...
24/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc - This toy wins...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fhdIYS2gOBU - Not sure if i would have just stood there like that...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j5uXL4w90yU - This comment - "I'm suprised his gigantic balls didn't throw him of balance..."
21/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GEzcO3nfjZk - Brilliant!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ufGlBv8Z3NU - Brilliant!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ipAL90Dmilw - !!!!!!
https://vimeo.com/129192998 - !!!
20/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7qCj2Z_mph0 - Very cool...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bp4tGTNNi1I - Rube Goldberg, eat your heart out...
19/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXF6E0tfET0 - Straya cnut!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Auof05Kv6jA - Oh yeah...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cc5QE7XUs0c - :)
18/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SfgavtMPdBA - Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1MBWZWyvMng - 5-star treatment for our luggage whilst we have to walk off the plane...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qbakrb9KJ4 - Just as well it's illegal for women to drive in Saudi Arabia...
17/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5K-oQgCU6Ow - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b0Yf-hnUyFA - "this lad deserves a pay rise" - Yes, yes he does...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qUZVv0nr2rc - Ditto... Although this is less likely to kill you...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EzrI8BeOw_0 - Whatever floats your boat, I guess...
14/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OQe_N1pzlLQ - Not quite as bad as this...
http://www.theage.com.au/world/mh17-dastardly-cia-plot-to-shoot-down-plane-revealed-in-russia-20150813-giyuuo.html - LOL! The taped conversation basically goes (in my best Russain accent) - "Hello. I am CIA. I shoot down Malaysia air plane." Not really that bad, but seriously, I've heard telemarketers read from a script more naturally than this...
13/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RtXe5T7NFrE - Very cool...
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/08/12/431907403/the-perseid-meteor-shower-is-about-to-peak-heres-how-to-watch - Not much good to me where I'm from by the looks of it..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b4-fBDBFZ-k - Almost a liveleak video...
12/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LtFHLdluyzM - This is what the dog was trying to say...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=70Q_t086oHc - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YLgoAIe64Pg - Pretty sure this'll be a hit...
11/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X9oR-yp5wyM - And not even one of them had the god damn common courtesy to give their partner a reach-around...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IsnYNVRYr6Q - God punishes those who cut people off...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/facts-about-kim-jong-un/ss-BBlAXm5?ocid=SKY2DHP - Pretty sure my hairstyle would be approved...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/30-of-the-strangest-things-that-have-been-banned/ss-BBlAwS7?ocid=SKY2DHP - To be fair, the lightbulb law isn't enforced - otherwise everyone would be in prison for the rest of their lives. Didn't know about the dress one though - there's quite a number of St Kilda residents who probably should be locked up...
10/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HHFWDohb0Xc - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qm7L3HbibFA - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y_hWeN249fs - ???
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uMM0lRfX6YI - I find this quite arousing...
7/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240 - Gold! Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2rzuU08hng - Close...
http://titusoreily.com/darren-lehmann-not-selecting-cricketers-a-mistake/ - Yep...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ahbBgZMtAQY - This comment - "Notice the shape of that wall??? That's right, a triangle. You just got fucking rekt by the illuminati."
http://franksemails.com/pics/4th_ashes_test_2015 - Misc pics...
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/this_team_does_not_seem_happy/ - The headline collage says it all... "It's Pomicide" lol :) But credit where credit's due - Congratulations to Extras, who scored highest for Australia's 1st innings. Maybe Extra chewing gum can be our new sponsor...
6/08/2015
http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2015/content/story/906795.html - What. A. Disgrace. Meanwhile, 8/15 - give the guy a Knighthood...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lgs7Po9bJlA - Misc failures...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KeTwmL2oHHE - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwSwZ2Y0Ops - Now they'll have to find someone that can actually skate on it...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/11781713/Giant-Minion-causes-chaos-on-Dublin-road.html - Meanwhile, in Ireland...
5/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MJVOzObcpfw - Those rocks look pretty safe...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CdggQr05LAA - They're all scared because they're racist...
4/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygxufRprWpY - Cunning stunts...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2QxxD47NUaI - "To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts"... No one's gonna use your vertical videos in a commercial player buddy!
3/08/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGj5EffwnDg - This video wins...
http://www.aol.com/article/2015/07/30/man-calls-police-to-arrest-his-cat-for-eating-his-bacon/21216001/ - Probably should be illegal...
http://www.facebook.com/DudeFoods - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tJlB5K6JXm4 - This comment: "This is so awesome it makes me wanna be a redneck. but first i need a truck, and a lot of practice kissing my sister"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo - I'd like to see him actually use that in the morning...
31/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijd2PXiphVo - This guy just wanted to end up on YouTube...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V0GZWBminI0 - Misc failures...
30/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YFgQkK4i7oA - Tough job...
29/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bc-b6Ze0We0 - Screw the robot, I want that egg cracker!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VCWjByenDsM - !!!
28/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NMbM-ERy2Lk - Looks like Mr Greedy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tz95O1OQCH0 - This guy wins...
27/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6iBIL9zRCw - Oh my...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NhkUougVXOo - Not quite what I was expecting, but pretty close...
24/07/2015
http://hackaday.com/2015/07/23/this-little-amiga-still-runs-school-districts-hvac/ - Amiga FTW! Had an Amiga 500 growing up - best machine ever!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AWB3aOX_h4Y - Delicious and nutritious...
23/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uOuzU0vCqBk - Looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ui4RbQYVOGo - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rAVKp_T8hH8 - This comment - "I've seen a necrophiliac leopard give a clumsy blowjob to a dead Zebra. And I'm not even three hours into Wednesday."
http://hackaday.com/2015/07/22/spools-of-thread-for-6400-pixel-color-display/ - Very cool...
22/07/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-08/russia-launches-campaign-to-encourage-people-take-safer-selfies/6603440 - Love the 'road sign' images...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HUgv5MDF0cQ - This comment: "BURR HURR TECHNOLOGY IS EVIL AND THOMAS EDISON WAS A WITCH"
21/07/2015
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-19/mystery-surrounds-mcdonalds-coming-soon-sign-simpson-desert/6631678 - I wonder what's actually in the bag...
20/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S7Y6JyGCQhI - Would've been funnier if it was real spray paint... Or a real wrecking ball... With Miley Cyrus on it...
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/900739.html - My oh my how embarrassment...
17/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lTMwrAefIVQ - Awwww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VTmYMpJcwyI - Very cool :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ykjFj-atwWk - Muslims and Jews rejoice!
16/07/2015
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/east/police-nab-man-for-dumping-plastic-bags-full-of-beer-cans-on-a-quiet-mulgrave-st-each-day-for-18-months/story-fngnvlxu-1227442944565 - Idiot...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-15/pluto-planet-dog-before-after/6620914 - Yep. Looks just like him...
15/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4S4ZrVV5BsE - :)
http://www.usatoday.com/media/cinematic/video/30122667/grisly-new-fish-discovered-in-australia/ - Meanwhile, in Australia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=E2CCQ16TyLQ - I dunno what it is about these parking videos that makes me see red...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c31qcSJsHLM - Almost...
http://xkcd.com/1542/ - :)
14/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CdvW71UE94I - Now that looks like fun...
13/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BwDAXC0_Bxk - SORCERY!!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY - Looking forward to this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLEfrulUEcs - I bet they had a nice cup of tea together...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PHokP_aIx7A - Well, that could've turned out a lot worse...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0A12_e3WXM - Well, that could've turned out a lot worse...
10/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBkBS4O3yvY - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=84hz9w2GlV4 - This comment: "This video is so fake, everybody knows that there's only one man who can survive a crash like that, and his name is Chuck Norris"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hczEPF5HrZU - Fast forward to 1:20...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tYHJu7QW2A4 - I didn't think it was a bad idea...
9/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x4xLolOI9Po - This video wins, of course...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VrzPjKGYQMM - Misc vids...
8/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A6hqHq7MLsc - #5 was a bit errr... Ironic, perhaps?
7/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xY672bb9qc4 - :)
6/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TsDUQpUfRzg - Idiot...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kyhCOPh48ew - Pretty sure it was in 1996. Will Smith and Bill Pullman fought off those pesky aliens and Randy Quaid blew up their mothership...
3/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TIXA2gal-C4 - And this was from an episode of Hamish and Andy's Euro Gap Year a few years back...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_haw_YDC_zo - And people complain about Vegemite... Delicious and nutritious...
2/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzn4CmzfLds - Just as well I shower in the evenings...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OuXKkROBkiI - Sorry, the song's boring, but awwww.... And this comment: "wtf they're both so attractive and known each other for so long I look like a potato meatloaf this will never happen to me :'("
1/07/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YKT3yopL5gk - Stupid cat. Protective, but still stupid.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VUKcSiAPJoQ - Unreal!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/television/cnn-on-air-gaffe-anchor-mistook-sex-toy-flag-for-isis-flag/story-fni0cc2a-1227418504649 - :)
30/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WgVQEglnOqI - Most of these are vertical...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=upb1XMwKTSI - What happens when you hang around people who record vertical videos...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhlhyieC5WU - What happens when you hang around people who record vertical videos...
29/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=66A5uGBqJ6o - I have an eye that can do that...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MpNJn8l4WXI - Pretty sure they would have found it funnier if he had shot him...
26/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPNlg-cgLgE - Very good...
http://www.facebook.com/DealThemes/videos/134506830089756/ - I'd change the script to say "it's not Japanese, so it'll probably break down and fall apart by the time it gets to top of this hill"...
25/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VG32i4TEiXI - I suppose the people in the first clip here wouldn't be able to dock like a boss...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9jbgnJOpl2Q - This comment: "We found a portal potty."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9qHdPhkSSNQ - He's done that before...
24/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Bf0B_PM-Q - Misc failures...
23/06/2015
http://franksemails.com/tenyears - Happy 10th Birthday franksemails.com!!!
22/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ykz2qdAe1pA - That didn't end the way I had hoped...
http://www.chron.com/news/us/article/Dog-attacks-boy-cat-attacks-dog-award-goes-to-6338169.php#photo-8182937 - Yes, this cat is a hero, but why didn't it win the "Hero cat award"? Oh, that's right - because there's no such thing! On a side note, the article reads - "Tara chased the dog toward its home. It was later euthanized." Not sure why they'd euthanise the cat, but that'll teach it...
19/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmBEwlGCwPI - Brought a tear to my eye...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVi3rgf2btM - Looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aSJpjPkTYVc - Looks like fun...
18/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=59Zcx9YbZxI - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qfAIO5hB6Ik - :)
17/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ebP3QBtmP6k - I'm sure many of you will find this quite arousing... I mean amusing...
16/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gd5yB9Vmd6I - Star Trek is nerdier and I like both...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d54PyNN1EdU - Delicious and nutritious! (and probably BS)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1bei7vlf56w - Delicious and nutritious!
15/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DFCvPrzj4BU - Delicious and nutritious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_0Id_75yA5A - Delicious and nutritious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VWLjQ5a3A24 - Delicious and nutritious!
12/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H-xY2cqM1uk - My question is if he found them on the street, why hasn't he taken a sniff yet?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aadof0Dns9w - Pretty realistic remote controlled skateboarder!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F2-tCxW0RSY - How dare they wake him...
11/06/2015
http://www.dailydot.com/technology/japanese-manufacturing-robot-katana-sword-martial-arts/?fb=dd - The SAEU (Saudi Arabian Executioners Union) is against the importation of these machines...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FisaHV2hQYc - Looks like a fun city to walk around...
10/06/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-08/bulldozer-attack-teralba-lake-macquarie-man-arrested/6529690 - Not as prepared as this guy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DNOZQ1_xkWI - I feel his pain...
9/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0s_kn8FiYFo - Gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inJNN6WibxM - It's a shame they didn't attach a rocket launcher to it to blow the car up...
5/06/2015
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-04/bbc-apologises-after-journalist-tweeted-queen-death/6520152 - Monday is the Queen's Birthday public holiday, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen! Not long to go before she becomes the longest reigning British monarch!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=spqZ704Um-s - Poor guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E - Equestrian...
4/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQ16XqAc2Ck - The ones that failed the test committed seppuku as a part of a deal to ensure they wouldn't be included (and disgraced) in the video...
3/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6gQbJiSGNA - Poor guy... Sounds like he lost a game of rochambeau...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_8nnhUCtcO8 - Good to read Volvo's response (linked in the description). I guess it pays to have the feature installed before you try to test it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=18X_ExBItHQ - Subtitles are available if you don't speak Russian...
2/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xe-f4gokRBs - Wear safety glasses!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MFzDaBzBlL0 - Wear a helmet!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OUZQk0ui_QA - Catchy tune...
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/may/31/apple-1-steve-wozniak-recycling - This comment - "I had no idea that old thing was worth $200,000. Nice of them to split it with me. I can't remember where exactly I dropped it off at. Anyone know the address?"
1/06/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ - Brilliant!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-6BsMzc9mMs - Brilliant!
29/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WwoKkq685Hk - Happy birthday YouTube!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e0Da2R21WTo - Scary...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Duxwl4t-n-Q - Bit of a problem there...
28/05/2015
http://xkcd.com/1530/ - Pretty much the conclusion I would have made...
27/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KPZSgiUF2-A - Wow - he even admits that it being a publicity stunt is a true story...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2OrnISO_lhc - Too bad they decided not to post that video - it would've gone viral!
http://franksemails.com/pics/mick_malthouse_awkward_shadow - :)
26/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vttuonfu2BM - Teh memeest innernets on teh innernets...
25/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0stHV0s7XaU - And our only defence against the drones will be these two giggling fools and some cardboard...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bfa9HrieUyQ - This is how the drones will transport us to their cyber-gulags...
22/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7hD6nNcvBu0 - :)
21/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI - Brilliant. Just brilliant. This brought a tear (of joy) to my eye...
20/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wlaqXqILU5k - Ouch...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vut1w0WP2cU - That'll teach 'em for being in contempt of cop!
19/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ipVgIIWGCak - Uh... Noice?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A7IMKWvyBn4 - No Russian dashcams this time...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UoPvZbNeDQw - Smoking is for cool people!!1
18/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tC0AIh3yyyE - Do a barrel roll! Snake!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ErzYulC6gB0 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b2p_Q8m0H-E - I think Battlestar Galactica makes more sense in this context...
15/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTFQlylsl48 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A1ICporQygk - !!!
14/05/2015
http://www.newser.com/story/206757/man-pleads-guilty-to-giving-deadly-wedgie.html - Wow.
13/05/2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2989687/Nephew-accused-taking-sickest-selfie-posing-photograph-uncle-s-corpse-funeral.html - Hopefully this catches on...
12/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2QOtnLdnLQ - Interesting way to sell your house...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-32690534 - Noice!
11/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pJfDnJtsxc4 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_VS8CjSW8U - Can't wait to try that myself!
8/05/2015
https://medium.com/un-hackable/darth-on-security-e51cd1b92028 - Yesterday was "World Password Day" apparently. I didn't change any of my passwords.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1LvvJ36Rk - Pretty sure this is an overreaction - I think he was just politely asking what the time was...
7/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G80jxwoWdjI - It concerns me that she's parking in a "parents with prams" parking spot as it means she's procreated. I used to live not far from there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IGa1yGq1Xk4 - Ouch...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0tc7PATCAIw - Probably good that Ellen's wearing a shirt...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iopcfR1vI5I - "Just go and watch a porno" LOL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cML814JD09g - OMG TAKE MY MONEY!!!1
6/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tkc_eHTItTg - He could kiss his own ass...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RB0LYbKLrBw - Mmmmmm.... Chocolate...
5/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5EZiNaJhJm8 - :)
http://www.usatoday.com/media/cinematic/video/26829271/these-cat-tricks-would-wow-any-dog-lover/ - Crazy cat ladies...
4/05/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4 - Speaking of diseases, it sounds like he "forgot" to wash his hands as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeR2InqdrhY - What a legend...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day - May the 4th be with you!
1/05/2015
http://www.architecturendesign.net/20-bizarre-furniture-designs-that-are-genius/ - Evolution door!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFLwxGB1qFI - Cunning stunt!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rFbbzG6k9Aw - Not sure if would have complained at 0:16...
30/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9FjGP4t2zKY - Looks like that fishbowl needs some water...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iarIJlP9Xdc - And back to vertical video... :(
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VRlmCf1Kj2o - Best comment - "PRAISE THE LORD FOR NO VERTICAL VIDEO" :)
29/04/2015
https://www.change.org/p/australian-government-to-council-conduct-a-referendum-to-grant-sovereign-nation-status-to-point-cook-let-us-determine-our-future?recruiter=43976837&utm_campaign=signature_receipt&utm_medium=email&utm_source=share_petition - Pretty much why I moved out of there. Palmers Road from Dunnings Road to the freeway and train station is approx 1.6kms and takes about 30 to 45 mins in the morning commute.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/18th-century-dildo-found-in-bog-5151229/ - Looks like someone gave it a good go just before taking the pic...
http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393 - I think I need to revise my will...
28/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_zmxpXejMNs - Grandma almost gets the last laugh...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bktozJWbLQg - Very cool!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-ObVzIcOW_M - Cool!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_JC_wIWUC2U - Everest basecamp avalance caused by the earthquake. Lucky escape from this crazy disaster. Use headphones at work...
27/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O5ElGt6iAYw - Pretty cool... Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3rA6-fN4A - Pwned!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xvNQZLtunEw - That's gotta suck...
25/04/2015
http://www.anzacsite.gov.au/1landing/ - Today is Anzac Day and the 100th anniversary of the Gallipoli landings. Lest we forget.
24/04/2015
http://www.1959bhsmustangs.com/VideoJukebox.htm - Looks like a useful site and it looks like the web designer went to the same HTML school as I did...
23/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ahXTeDhKHBU - Best comment - "how dare you scare a pregnant man like that?" OLOLOLOLLLOLLL!!!!!!111
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aEjGQB9BKWA - Pretty pleased there was no Seppuku scene at the end...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ewmiXiAi8 - New invention I suppose...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/photoshopped-pictures-of-the-sydney-storm-have-confused-social-media-users/story-fnjwnzap-1227316662885 - OH MY GOD IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!11
22/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4zqzUJUfC0o - This is just a modern day minstrel act. 100 years from now, robots the world over will look at this video and take great offence...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9QtYWTIE - Sorcery! Burn him!
21/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L4jv1Vafpgo - Now all we need to do is get them to do a pr0n flick together...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oZvYvOkqxA8 - Strange idea but even stranger people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BtI4E0iIzU - I'm surprised she said yes after that abysmal 3000 point turn...
20/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eQlpBkBqoSU - We need to amend the Australian constitution to ensure that only people who are able to do this are deemed fit to become Prime Minister...
https://www.facebook.com/sharonboswellobrien/videos/917529298303101/ - Never knew this awesome game existed...
http://larrybrownsports.com/media/espn-employees-want-britt-mchenry-fired/260022 - She sounds like she needs a cuddle...
17/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3s72ueP2K84 - Well, that ended pretty quick...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/2597736393.html - Yoga mat for sale!
16/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=omo6g8j-L3s - Ah hoy ha huy my!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m4ONcxkBlPQ - Oh dear...
15/04/2015
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/when-is-cheryl-s-birthday-singapore-math-question-for-kids-stumps-internet-1.3032029 - The innernets have been crashed thanks to maths...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oSzwFOBq4Co - I guess that means it both spits and swallows...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDhK4Lrh7OA - Poor dog. I would've blamed the cat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ScpeqZrTu_o - Boom!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTrM61_ZQtI - Not safe for work. Except for maybe this place...
14/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_4rxrHF7wN4 - Poor kids...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tADvFcj7Cm4 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQDL-M3XW08 - MILF!
13/04/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/woolworths_bacon - Pretty sure this isn't photoshopped...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kyisfzUT7Ys - Probably not far off being able to 3D print your own gun from your pocket...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=87JvCGMC514 - Very cool...
10/04/2015
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/why-this-photo-of-two-women-hugging-is-outraging-commenters/ar-AAaFmRf?ocid=SKY2DHP - I thought it was the yellow line...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=07OX_gKrW-A - And again, whatever floats your boat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qBNlGtxFIFE - Whatever floats your boat I suppose...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFyKgmnCF-8 - Free template!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M5_4kHZsdyc - No safety goggles in the first attempt; not even a safety squint...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/sport/cricket/cricket-great-richie-benaud-dies/ar-AAaF7QT - Off he goes to hang out with Tony Greig in that great commentary box in the sky. A marvellous life. RIP.
9/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qPKKtvkVAjY - 38 seconds = WIN! :)
8/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l2vwesgsnx0 - Yep, his accent is pretty annoying...
7/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uPVQMZ4ikvM - Very cool...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jsSftSKjwDM - And this means 'Stop'...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VPW3rxAtpKw - I think that means 'Go'...
2/04/2015
----------Tomorrow and Monday are Good Friday and Easter Monday public holidays respectively. Hope you have a great Easter and take care on the road!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GXTLVQ1eiik - Well, his mum should look at the bright side - it wasn't a real gun pointed to his head...
1/04/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YcabUQAbk2Q - Note the "Add music" icon next to the watch later icon - looks like Google added that for today :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8BOUnmwBmPQ - And off he drove into the sunset... Or moonset 'cause it's dark...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4BlLX03OJRU - Well, at least most of them saw the funny side. Would've been more amusing (for me) if they didn't...
31/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ovKw6YjqSfM - Delicious and nutritious! My weeds love it!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iLRna0RRvxo - Reinstate him!
30/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vRhXekXGSRw - Actually, that would work really well as a hot water system - just stand on the other side and have a nice warm shower!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kQCYPeDhdns - Hopefully this idiot who thought he was playing GTA had a liberal amount of police brutality applied to him after the camera stopped...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_SUpJ2JuUAE - Whoopsy...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Cricket_World_Cup - Woohoo! Congrats to Australia for winning the 2015 Cricket World Cup!
27/03/2015
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/who_doesnt_like_jazz_hands/ - Hey, it's "spirit fingers"! Trigger warning...
26/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=39oGCTAJ9Vw - Dogs > Cats. Not sure what sort of name "Jumpy" is, but I bet he got teased when he was a kid at school...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3jFnkwecl0I - Cars travelling at high speed + not wearing a seat belt = ...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sn9HSgNmdUY - Russia's answer to Venice...
25/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5OFH0CqwylI - Gravity works with this guy... Almost...
24/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALbNB7yvGvY - Got the wrong idea when I read the title...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MxWQINAIxWs - Future Darwin awards contenders...
23/03/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-23-3-15 - Misc pics. A couple are a little unsafe for work, a few are a bit religiously and racially offensive, one's a bit sexist, one stereotypes old people and one, my favourite, would be offensive to political vegetarians. So something for everyone...
20/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOdz7Ig_dCg - I think she did pretty well if you ask me...
19/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RzMTvgx3R5I - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6mgw6lC02vI - Hawoo > Meow
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j6M0vP1rWm4 - Looks like it needs a service...
18/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6QSA2sqlPxM - Man's gotta eat...
17/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-ZEoY24q2w - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=okS-hXB3jGg - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OZScqcKFK_E - Oh dear...
16/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GzhlDnTv0pc - This comment - "Don't worry guys, he was perfectly safe, he had his helmet on"
13/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yHbE3w4GWCs - !!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vnVuqfXohxc - Awww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2J6bEcos7xU - Idiots...
12/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2mdwmpLYLY - Mmmm... Pancakes...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QgpfNScEd3M - Very good, but not happy about the spoiler at the end. Still yet to watch it. Via depletedcranium.com...
11/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N8vebnBuhrQ - Sorcery!
10/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AskAQwOBvhc - Pretty sure I saw red and brown...
9/03/2015
----------Today is Labour day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
5/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4y21uwFUgkE - :)
4/03/2015
http://franksemails.com/pics/wd40-1964 - Genuine 1964 WD40 advert!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LPC3x1oCmiA?t=50s - Aquestrian...
3/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OETp9nCKI3M - "I fart on all you skiers going 60 miles an hour in the snow"???
http://youtube.com/watch?v=afR7py5pLF8 - Ugh...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A - Blimey!
2/03/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b_r9kuj0aTY - Dumb luck saved this guy's life ('dumb' being the operative word)...
27/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FVmv7l-njTo - Best comment - newlife - "you know your a loser when your car gets laid and not you"
26/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IySzriOJo64 - Mind the gap...
25/02/2015
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/the_greens_win_leader_gives_worst_political_interview_ever/ - Baahahahahaaha! UK, you can keep her :)
http://uatoday.tv/society/robot-helps-injured-student-attend-high-school-classes-from-home-411092.html - Life imitating art yet again...
24/02/2015
http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/6886-watch-epic-video-of-youtubes-most-viral-videos-from-the-past-10-years - Happy 10th Birthday YouTube!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B6YhaOXGsTk - Sorcery!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b_xhSQGKxO4 - Sorcery!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_TcZikqG654 - For the AFL fans...
23/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc - The commentary here is priceless...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XgsuCNqVWiQ - Not sure if "mouth-watering masterpiece" is what I'd use to describe it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F5fZu-1bt6Y - Seafood salad - delicious and nutritious...
20/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AVKs7XI_89g - About as classy as Deer Park in Melbourne...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXn2kvouPQ4 - :)
19/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HisjdEj93Q - Can't blame him - pretty sure I'd be in a hurry to get the hell out of a place called 'Piggly Wiggly' as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dwp6_o_PcgY - !!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NUe9v9KfX58 - I like this guy :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kRbYcWxN0e4 - Very good :) And i learnt what 'pegging' was today. Didn't know that one...
18/02/2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957197/The-real-story-Monopoly-secretary-designed-board-game-100-years-ago-protest-against-property-moguls-day.html - I'm pretty sure Lizzie was glad that she didn't profit from it. I know I am :)
17/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nMh-ou0TKXk - Wow, she seems to be really empowered by this! My response? Whatever, dickhead...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HlDweW09eAs - Huh!?
16/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSVv40M2aks - You can store a lot of pr0n with that amount of space...
13/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4c7HKzHs9VA - Dogs > Idiots...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bZI1eeV88lQ - Idiot...
12/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wzS8ANZBRNo - Good to see he didn't forget to use his hands...
11/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fsmRppcAwjg - Mmmm... Bacon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gnGX4FuIK60 - :)
10/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wBacX2x5ipw - Not sure what they were expecting from a... I dunno what that is... that can only do this...
9/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FBKoz1oanr4 - Did he end up in China? Watch Part 2 (in the description) for the chilling conclusion!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jr6R5dQa8hY - Very lucky. Obviously the driver of the car's at fault for running a red light (not that it matters if you're a bike rider and you're dead), but everyone should pretend that all other motorists near you are idiots and make the habit of looking both ways when you get a green light. I do when i drive.
6/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tGsNhNhn8xY - Caught on camera - hope that ram is insured...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7rKPsFpJGqo - Looks like he forgot to put in seat belts in the back seat...
5/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IFb_AERKha8 - "An irreverent feminist manifesto for the 21st century". Clearly this is a week for disturbing videos. Today's video contains an extra twist of stupidity, just for good measure...
4/02/2015
https://vid.me/TsNm - Not sure if this one tops yesterday's disturbing video, but it's NOT safe for work. If you'd rather just read about it, click here instead.
3/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8 - One of the most disturbing videos I've ever watched...
2/02/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHqHI4wHuQk - Clearly the guy on top of the truck was not doing his job as a counterbalance...
http://hackaday.com/2015/01/31/rocking-a-new-sound-for-guitar/ - This is awesome!
30/01/2015
http://www.pointerpointer.com/ - Very cool :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IEfnfOfbsi4 - Idiot...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gCMdeU22Dk - Lucky...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1qFV5i8tBhs - The phone sticks to the seat :)
29/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4yLX9yw-Jhk - One mistake here and you would have also seen this in the previous fail video as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=69Ou8gUyMTA - Dude in the red didn't make a wise choice... Neither did anyone else here for that matter...
28/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5U4-y6ewOoI - God stopped them because they were listening to Jesus-FM...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ylBKRa1op6c - It's a miracle!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FTVn6OhATaI - Very cool. I think I'll start letting the flies in when i get one of these.
27/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NsYOTERciOU - Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aThCr0PsyuA - Nice to see that much of the comment section talks about how this will help people get off...
23/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WpZhJcZD2H4 - Monday is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2bYiLol6XbE - WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WNSpNnmVpps - 5:27 = :)
22/01/2015
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-bring-freedom-to-north-korea - No joke, this great idea came to mind just a few minutes ago. So naturally I googled it and it looks like someone else was thinking the same thing only a few days ago...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-2d6oFjo3bw - Obese cat thinks it's a dog...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzxbGgK-v7E - Poor dead tree...
21/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dXzyDUp4XO0 - Great song and if your neck needs an exercise, prepare to shake your head a lot...
20/01/2015
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151379782087477&fref=nf - Rough translation - "Dogs > Cats"...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3CliXVIDRmE - All you need is a few of these and some RC submarines...
19/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xBSsE0rITFU - Top 76-100 videos of 2014!!!1
16/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_CwHrJt8Oz8 - Meh, even if i knew i'd still...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P85Pf0IDMog - I need me an instagram account...
15/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSNZ9sD2yPU - Idiot...
14/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=31uATZkJBKo - I'd just eat the whole pizza...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vx4nVpawWZ0 - Crazy Russian who can't hold a camera straight...
13/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko - What a freakin genius...
http://hackaday.com/2015/01/10/rc-wheel-loader-clears-snow-lifts-people/ - Very cool...
12/01/2015
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/01/08/Soccer-teams-Arsenal-Hotspurs-ban-selfie-sticks/4031420727477/ - Narcissism has now been banned from a football stadium. At least for the spectators....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=txiR7oEVGd0 - More proof of their awsomeness...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fDX7tevXO1E - More proof of their evilness...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/grandfather-tries-mend-computer-using-4941782 - Heat gun would have worked better...
9/01/2015
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/reasonably-large-poo - Finally, a worthwhile use for Twitter has been discovered...
8/01/2015
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/couple-high-on-drugs-trapped-inside-unlocked-closet-for-days/story-fnixwvgh-1227172299579 - Clever people... Well, I guess the logic here is that there's no point trying to break out of it if it's unlocked...
7/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CUg8pArZbCs - Not 99...
6/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BH68kusmRoM - Winning a Darwin award in Darwin would have been a great achievement. Smart ATM; not so smart thief...
5/01/2015
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA - Very cool...
http://imgur.com/gallery/yznKsSt - And if you watch the movie, you're no better than him...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-CVYOCMpJRY - So cute...
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/our-deepest-darkest-fears-we-didnt-know-we-were-scared-1676243755 - There should be something to worry about for everyone here...
----------Happy New Year One and All!!! I've been told I'm a lazy shit that that it's time to get back to work...


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