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Archive 3/1/2012

21/12/2011
----------That's it for me for another year folks - I'm on annual leave until early in the New Year and I'll return then. Hopefully I'll be able to spend some time going over the 300+ unread emails in my inbox :( Thanks for your support and I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and a safe and prosperous New Year! Remember to
email me your stuff!!! I'll eventually get to it :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/dont-run-with-that - Ouch...
http://kimjongilnolongerlookingatthings.com/ - :(
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-12-20/golf-world-mourns-kim-jong-il/3739452 - He invented the hamburger!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEu42L0ufBY - Love this comment - "Hans Zimmer is a musical genius. His music is absolutely epic! You could video yourself making an omlette and edit in Hans Zimmer music, and it would look epic."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp1jSxGOoJc - Might have to take up jogging...
20/12/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP8Uqq-2Wu8 - I guess something smells in there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA - Very good :)
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1611517/Warships-Christmas-video-a-smash-hitb - Very good :)
golf_girl.wmv - Russians with Australian accents perhaps? (not safe for work)
19/12/2011
http://cardiff.craigslist.co.uk/roo/2721316451.html - The free internet will be used to distribute the pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-19-12-11 - Misc pics - a couple are a bit unsafe for work...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=dog-with-swallowing-problem-trained-to-eat-upright - :)
16/12/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzmAEQzZJ5Q - That would've been delicious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScoqxZro9NU - And here I was thinking it was something computer-related...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ - I guess this can be used as an alternative to timeout...
15/12/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/pic.php?id=3097 - !
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2011/12/06/zapata-flyboard-jetpack-turns-you-into-human-dolphin-video/ - :)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/13/toronto-gay-penguins-separate - :(
14/12/2011
polite_bear_waving_to_girl.wmv - It's actually waving to the other polite bears to come grab a bite to eat...
13/12/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=5-year-old-taekwondo-fight - Kia!
12/12/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKPD2sIkx98 - Uh... Use headphones at work...
9/12/2011
taco_bell_has_the_same_effect_on_me.wmv - Very impressive...
8/12/2011
girl_bike_jump_fail.wmv - Kinda reminds me of that stair dismount game...
7/12/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-awww-7-12-11 - Awwww...
6/12/2011
awesome_new_missile_launcher.wmv - Terrorists beware!
5/12/2011
http://youtu.be/CSK1D3bZhRs - Dumb cat outwitted by a $30 printer...
2/12/2011
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8927325/Dog-shoots-man-in-buttocks-US-police-reveal.html - Good dog :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVTga6GmbGw - Lucky Goldstar!
1/12/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yIvxZ_5ekA - Ok, this answers everything...
30/11/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7LyFtOj1k0 - Even more fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMOBD0118n4 - More fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjw5GhyZUu0 - Fun!
http://www.unrealplayground.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57010 - Ok, yesterday's link somehow gets redirected to some dodgy website. Here's a link to another site that has the same content...
29/11/2011
http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-artist-facing-civil-lawsuit/ - They're not flies - they're butterflies! Pretty!
28/11/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQAydiz3inA - Benton/Fenton is the new meme...
25/11/2011
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2009/11/mug_shot_of_the_week_21-year-o.php - He's pretty...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-25-11-11 - Misc pics
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/8864703/Bent-Object-of-my-Affection-everyday-objects-act-out-love-in-a-book-by-Terry-Border.html - :)
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/video/watch/12165/ - Whoopsy!
24/11/2011
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/helicopter-crashes-installing-christmas-tree-15014200 - Reindeer and a sleigh would've been a better option...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VELQ39QAYP4 - :)
http://giveusalink.com/browse/?link=518 - Looks like he walked into a rose bush...
23/11/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guys-dog-runs-away - Good dog...
bouncing_puppy_loves_baby.wmv - Awwww...
share_the_rainbow.wmv - Uh... not safe for work...
switchblade_movie1.wmv - Nothing like the old Amiga game...
22/11/2011
spaghetti_night.wmv - Good bird...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBoJZN-KIk - Great fashion for Movember...
21/11/2011
http://milkfordeadhamsters.com/blog/google-doodle - What's not to celebrate!?
18/11/2011
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Tescos-salad-dead-bird-inside-Vegetarian-seconds-away-eating-it.html - Delicious and nutritious!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062110/Blonde-escalator-video-Woman-fellow-shoppers-hysterics-Saks-Fifth-Avenue.html - You could use the stairs instead of the escalator to keep fit, but why stop there...
17/11/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-17-11-11 - Misc pics
16/11/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDP7Pty8Qnw - No surprise as to which car won here...
15/11/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydzIlKJmwV4 - They should glue meat from different animals into a nice steak...
http://www.care2.com/causes/zoo-splits-up-gay-penguin-couple-video.html - Gay animal rights activists would be outraged. In Iran, they'd be hanged...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/8876554/Health-and-safety-officer-falls-off-ladder.html - Oh the ironing...
14/11/2011
cat_adopts_cobra_pose.wmv - Kung Fu Kitty Cat!
11/11/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/us-vs-europe - Lefta iparxoun? Nai, katholou!
10/11/2011
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2058921/Chris-Birch-stroke-Rugby-player-wakes-gay-freak-gym-accident.html#ixzz1d9UBP4x5 - Ok, this story wins...
9/11/2011
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/11449797/cleaner-wipes-away-1-million-artwork/ - Looks like a nice pot to piss in...
8/11/2011
http://www.bandt.com.au/news/lynx--sexist--sporty-ad-banned - Gotta love the narrow minded complaints...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkkgcF3BSNk - Best way to promote your product is to get an ad banned...
7/11/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-7-11-11 - Motivationals...
4/11/2011
42_km_jiaozhou_bay_bridge_and_tunnel.pps - Nice propaganda piece. Cheap as too - that kind of money won't get you a 5km bridge down here.
http://player.vimeo.com/video/6779174?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&autoplay=1 - Not shot in Iran. Not safe for work either.
3/11/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvdjOsvBXFU - Horny! Looks like loads of fun...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO_7D4k_FAI - Horny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sd6a9UbbYc - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k - Great 2 for 1 offer...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/?srp=1 - Delicious and nutritious...
2/11/2011
pitch_back_juggler.wmv - Greater trick!
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=30018 - Great trick!
1/11/2011
----------Melbourne Cup day public holiday, so no updates. Also took yesterday off to make it a long weekend for me; sorry, forgot to mention that :)
31/10/2011
28/10/2011
cliffhanger.pps - Never understood why people do this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLFYvG6MsZU - Have nice day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw - Tricky!
27/10/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-27-10-11 - Motivationals...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE - Ok, this sets the benchmark for which all other bizarre video clips will be judged. Bit unsafe...
26/10/2011
fishing.wmv - NOT safe for work...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051302/Lorry-driver-wedges-13-ton-HGV-narrow-alley-blindly-following-satnav.html - Whoops!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051317/Blundering-workmen-install-Welcome-Chadderton-sign-upside-down.html - Whoops!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3889521/Passengers-watch-Ryanair-mend-jet-window-with-TAPE.html - Duct tape fixes everything!
25/10/2011
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4a9_1319144285 - Very good...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050899/Halifax-bank-sends-father-Steve-Smith-abusive-letter.html - I guess i wouldn't switch either if i was told to f-off...
24/10/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/inventions - Inventions!
21/10/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6OaSzoSpHE - Very good :)
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8362106/albino-cyclops-shark-is-not-a-hoax - Delicious!
20/10/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-20-10-11 - One of which isn't safe for work...
19/10/2011
close-call-truck-accident.wmv - Use headphones at work...
18/10/2011
http://highdeas.com/popular/topalltime - Midget Village is a great idea!
stupid_people_and_guns.wmv - He missed...
17/10/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Kk4QrYZRo - Whoops...
14/10/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x36vVf-Jy0 - Just as well this ain't banned here... Bit unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrJqQYVmvIY - Or maybe it is legal here... Hope it doesn't catch on... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJr48sjvz-E - Why i'm glad hydraulic suspension is banned here...
square_hole_drill-bit.wmv - Square holes!!1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Y1cODY4h0 - Future darwin awards candidate...
13/10/2011
http://bike198.com/video-mountain-biker-tackled/ - No, it's a buck, not a cow...
http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16085330 - Don't jump in to get your ball back...
12/10/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHkq1edcbk4 - Very cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwCoSxi9TJU - This video uncovers a loophole - make pr0n bizzare enough and youtube won't remove it... 'cause it's, you know, art.
http://www.webpronews.com/westboro-baptist-church-assault-steve-jobs-2011-10 - Never was a fan of cords...
11/10/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhnVQizc69c - Awww...
why_i_chose_to_join_the_rac.wmv - Bummer... No spikes...
http://www.epicfail.com/2011/10/08/childrens-book-fail-2/ - Too bad it's not real...
10/10/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTUd8JdmjL8 - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAEm_M1flbE - Uh... Maybe a little unsafe for work. Sound's pretty realistic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFB6LQ1-WKU - Very good :)
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/boeing-business-jets-816398 - I'd love a BJ from Boeing...
7/10/2011
crazy_grandma.wmv - Probably a good thing there's no tits involved in this one...
6/10/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=goat-fails-at-sounding-like-a-goat - Still looks delicious, despite its failings...
http://apple.com/stevejobs - RIP Steve Jobs. My software development carreer began on an Apple II at school and I, along with the rest of the world are forever in debt to his creative genius and effort.
5/10/2011
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf - :)
http://theproducers.weei.com/sports/boston/dennis-and-callahan/video-fills-the-radio-blog-captain-awesome-fail/ - Ouch...
4/10/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ - Delicious. Peta's probably not the only ones having heart attacks over this...
3/10/2011
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/fashion/customer-complaint-email-and-response-by-gasp-clothing-goes-viral/story-e6frf8o6-1226151874005 - Got this one in the email thinking it's one for snopes... But it's true...
30/09/2011
http://www.epicfail.com/2011/09/23/ex-gf-fail-epic-bf-win/ - Uh... actually, she used the right your in the first message...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8cc_1317255276 - This might be a bit religious for all you atheists...
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/for/2623119029.html - :)
29/09/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-29-9-2011 - Bit unsafe for work...
28/09/2011
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8786574/Human-glider-flies-through-hole-in-the-side-of-mountain.html - Saw this on TV the other night... pretty cool stuff...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohsdbnIl77U - Ahh snake snake snake snake... ohhh, it's a snake....
http://weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/ - Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger... mushroom mushroom!
27/09/2011
http://www.drawastickman.com/ - I drew pee-pees :)
26/09/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEbYfuF6IiM - Delicious and nutritious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I - Delicious and nutritious!
http://beforeitsnews.com/story/1113/408/Elenin:_What_Youre_Still_Not_Being_Told.html - Well, it's been nice knowing you all...
23/09/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/winning-at-winning - Winning!
manneken-pis.wmv - No tits...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-icgySC4e2c - No tits...
22/09/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFbpQBF8ZOY - Obligatory remix...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmZ9zH-mYM - I think he needs a new fuse...
21/09/2011
crossingaccident.wmv - Oh well... It was only a 250...
http://franksemails.com/pics/tiger-goes-limp - Headline of the year...
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/09/20/santorum-claims-his-filthy-google-results-have-an-impact-on-the-country/ - Hopefully the definition ends up in a dictionary...
http://www.shotoverjet.com/the-video - Looks like fun...
20/09/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/signs-of-ill-repute - Yes!
19/09/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYlxQmw5z8k - Delicious and nutritious!
http://synthesis.net/2008/08/05/meet-the-faggot-family/ - Delicious and nutritious...
16/09/2011
http://fragg.me/video/japan-tsunami-inside-car - Crazy. According to the email I received, the driver escaped seconds before the car was crushed by other debris and sunk...
close_combat_self-defense_pistol_fail.wmv - Target : 1; Cowboy hat guy: 0
15/09/2011
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frg30c-1226137039122 - And teh innernets of teh year awads goes to this article...
14/09/2011
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=617_1315493935 - Not surprised he has holes burnt in his undies...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb9_1315546006 - Japan: 1; You: 0.
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Dual-Double-Tap-Beer-Keg-Fridge-Kegerator-Bar-Home-Brew-/220848960859?pt=AU_Business_Industrial_Restaurant_Catering_Equipment&hash=item336b9fb55b - Awesome...
13/09/2011
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lord_zeke/3857062305/in/photostream/ - Stuffing her Taco!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lord_zeke/3860656566/ - Lemon Party!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y0fms_yL7U - :)
12/09/2011
cool_tent.wmv - NOT safe for work!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqxTUxzOceE - Good dog...
http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/06/08/punternet-lovely-ladies/ - Lovely...
9/09/2011
chinookwater.wmv - Chinook!
night_night_jasper.wmv - Good Dog...
8/09/2011
http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/ - Just a reminder...
http://yellowvator.com/ - Fun for 5 minutes. Found this advertising banner thing with this game installed at Southern Cross station. Interesting thing is that you use your mobile phone as the controller. Works on a regular PC too...
7/09/2011
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst930_time-to-waste-away-a-few-minutes.aspx - Very cool when you press the button...
6/09/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=parkour-cat - Kitty went thump :)
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=news-report-plays-wrong-music - Didn't sound like it was the wrong music to me...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=497_1315091487 - Nothing worse than seeing crap cars like this on the road, but this is funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4RmKr2Kz1M - I can see this taking off...
5/09/2011
planefunatchinaairlines.pps - Oops...
crazy_fan_jumps_over_red_bull_f1_car.wmv - Not the sharpest tool in the shed...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bus-advertising - Bus advertising!
http://rightster.com/videos/itnand-finally/the-worlds-worst-cruise-holiday - Where do I sign up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfBRnXxKPUM - Poor Edward.
2/09/2011
http://jezebel.com/5836636/once-you-see-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-you-cannot-unsee-the-changed-man-bikini-swimsuit-%5Bnsfw - OH NOICE! I want one just for the moose knuckle! Not really unsafe for work but definitely unsafe for human eyes...
http://www.hymenshop.com/ - Dunno why you'd need more than one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8FGxs-Qk_s - As you do...
1/09/2011
http://uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3361535 - Interesting...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/german-city-introduces-tax-meters-prostitutes-152403118.html - Ok, now it's official - Europe's in the toilet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT6jv-8eBrM - Not to mention a waste of ammo...
31/08/2011
militaryphotography.pdf - Misc pics!
30/08/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/dog-billy-cart-race - Dogs > cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cuSiVwxy9o - Cool dude...
29/08/2011
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024940/Horsemaning-1920s-photography-craze-replace-planking.html?ito=feeds-newsxml_ - Looks like planking has some competition...
26/08/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-26-8-11 - Bit unsafe for work...
25/08/2011
2011-08-11-68199.wma - Well, I guess humans were never meant to fly...
24/08/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJINiK9azc - Looks like fun...
23/08/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vI5hvG-xQ - Nice compilation...
http://franksemails.com/pics/lego-city-looters - :)
22/08/2011
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd2_1313855799 - You know, i'm starting to wonder if people are just making these videos so bizzare just so they become viral... But then again, you can't really make this kinda thing up...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c04_1313934188 - How is this not an Olympic sport?
19/08/2011
http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/zomgwtfbbqgtfololcats/30808-yahoo-answers-how-can-i.html - Yep, that'll work...
18/08/2011
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/16/uk-riots-four-years-disorder-facebook - HA-HA! "...jailed for four years at Chester crown court for using Facebook to incite disorder, even though their actions did not cause rioting"
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/drunk-motorised-esky-driver-fined-500-and-loses-licence/story-e6frfhk6-1226116160757 - "FW: THIS IS JUST NOT AUSTRALIAN: IF A MAN CAN'T RIDE A MOTORISED ESKY WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED FOR DRINK DRIVING THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY APART FROM OUR PRIME MINISTER"
17/08/2011
http://uhpinions.com/dominos-pizza - Well done Alejandro!
http://franksemails.com/pics/nautical-sense-of-humour - RODLMAO!
16/08/2011
crazy_marriage_proposal.wmv - ZOMG! Teh ring!
15/08/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uwY3sjqYX0 - As for this video, this guy's way too intelligent to be working at a drive-thru...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Evfa7r-28c - Well, I guess no one would accuse these people of being intelligent... innit?
12/08/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-12-8-11 - Misc pics - one isn't safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/spot-the-cat - Spot the cat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pAC0YSmK0g - I wonder what Pat thinks of this?
11/08/2011
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019325/Missing-police-suspect-Joseph-Schexniders-body-bank-chimney.html?ito=feeds-newsxml - Another contender for the Darwin Awards...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJ39H_DK-o - I would've stolen the hacksaw and bolt cutters...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=928_1312922808 - I'd like to see a cat do this...
10/08/2011
http://urbansavior.com/50-most-funny-and-weird-family-photos-that-will-make-you-say-wtf-again-and-again/ - Again and again!
9/08/2011
motorcycle_oldies.pps - Nice bikes...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=the-forbidden-dance - Uh...
8/08/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO-phqmyqdY - Latest clean energy generation technique to tackle climate change...
5/08/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7REmfZ6O5U - Very cool...
4/08/2011
pink_elephants.wmv - Hmmm... no tits in this one either...
human_car.wmv - And it revs like a sports car too!
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/world/swedish-man-caught-trying-to-split-atoms-in-his-kitchen/story-e6frg1p3-1226107942427 - I'm sure there's plenty of Iranian officials who love his blog...
3/08/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/sidecars - Sidecars!
2/08/2011
http://www.eyehandy.com/?p=852 - They should have demonstrated the peeing solution so we know what not to do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAlWf6guFoA - :)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jul/27/prisoners-breakout-attempt-fake-bricks - Nice try...
1/08/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-1-8-11/ - Misc pics
29/07/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrYQpMeHmMY - Misc fail...
28/07/2011
http://joannenova.com.au/2011/07/speedy-better-than-the-real-thing/ - Bit too political, but still funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JcHhA7M-Y - Well, most people don't understand 'em, what hope does a lift have...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/cougar-prostitute-still-working-768594 - Wow, they found computer equipment...
http://boingboing.net/2011/06/28/lactating-woman-spra.html - She could be a new Street Fighter character with that "special move" of hers...
27/07/2011
----------Breaking news: Rupert Murdoch says he has been touched by messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone.
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21663 - One thing that i do these days is to always check for idiots running red lights...
26/07/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJtCD8jdaY - Catchy!
25/07/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ - I need one...
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/ - My thoughts exactly. Make sure you watch it until the end...
22/07/2011
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/picturegalleries/8652357/Divers-faces-frozen-in-action-at-the-FINA-World-Championships-in-Shanghai.html - Pics from the 2011 World Dumping Championships...
armoured-truck-vs-ute.wmv - Oh dear...
----------Poor website - didn't even wish it happy birthday. Oh well... Belated 6th birthday wishes franksemails.com!!!
21/07/2011
union-job.wmv - Union Jobs...
http://b3ta.com/board/10481930 - Lucky he's wearing glasses...
20/07/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/doormats - Doormats!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkzsoJf-UsA - Funnier :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhFkFXFr7NM - Funny :)
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20080207-71/jet-pack-fails-fox-news-broadcast/ - Whoopsy!
19/07/2011
cardestruction.wmv - Expensive prank...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfqBaYD69DE - Sorta!
18/07/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-18-7-11 - Misc pics - a couple are a bit unsafe for work...
15/07/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4 - This should spoil your Friday...
http://www.religionnewsblog.com/15782/priest-dies-after-trying-to-walk-on-water - Someone give him a Darwin award - with bonus points for the irony...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk - Very good :)
14/07/2011
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/13/us-severed-penis-idUSTRE76C3MG20110713 - Ouch...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523 - Suits him...
13/07/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/erj190-in-argentina - Pictures of an aircraft in Argentina affected by the volcanic ash cloud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TONBwqc7E - You can see part of the poor little thing's tail come off in the slo-mo replay in the bottom left of the screen...
http://inhabitat.com/nasas-pee-recycling-forward-osmosis-bag-turns-urine-into-an-out-of-this-world-beverage/ - Well, we don't get Capri Sun down here, so i suppose when it finally does come down under, i could say it tastes like recycled pee...
12/07/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/parents-texting - Punctuation saves lives!
http://franksemails.com/pics/iphone-sms - Looks like the developers at Apple have a bit of an anal fixation...
http://franksemails.com/pics/hows-your-day - Oops...
http://franksemails.com/pics/getting-it-done - Safe!
http://franksemails.com/pics/ferrari_f1_modification_of_suzuki_hayabusa - Trikes!
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2011/07/australians-are-technically-backward-and-drink-constantly/ - We may drink constantly, but I can't say that we're technically backward - take a look at this website as a shining example of modern web design!
11/07/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/angles - Angles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPvciIdDZAE - Pretty good control there...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012267/Man-caught-CCTV-tried-disable-security-camera.html - Strong contender for idiot of the year...
8/07/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZboxMsSz5Aw - Very cool stuff. Saw similar things like this on hackaday.com, but this is amazing...
http://www.fa-art.se/Baires.htm - Gotta love the domain name they chose. Maybe they can lose the hyphen :)
7/07/2011
http://vimeo.com/25118844 - Initially i thought "yeah, right...", but there is a wikipedia entry for it... Interesting...
6/07/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tpfs7mtEYE - My new favourite racist ad running on TV at the moment - thought it was hilarious. Now I need to go to the Quik-e-mart now to get some doughnuts...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=bird-ruins-cat-nap - Sounds like they've got a zoo in that place...
5/07/2011
lowest_of_the_low--argintinian_flyby.wmv - Low!
unusual_pals.wmv - Useless cats...
4/07/2011
who_said_the_tractor_is_bogged.wmv - Clever...
1/07/2011
planefunatchinaairlines.pps - Oops...
----------Happy new financial year everybody!
30/06/2011
helicopter_landing_on_deck.wmv - Wouldn't wanna be low on fuel...
29/06/2011
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86e_1309012872 - Awful creatures...
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/06/27/creationist-school-appears-out-of-nowhere/ - Those double pseudoscience classes are hard work I tell's ya...
28/06/2011
tornadotrain.wmv - Train 0, Tornado 1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4 - :)
pianista.wmv - Musical genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tus8s2mKGME - I guess Christ version 2 will be a girl...
27/06/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-27-6-11 - Misc pics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOVNqA7lBA - Gotta love the little tanty he throws...
motor_powered_hang_glider--fail.wmv - Huh!?
great_photography_prank.wmv - Bah... who uses polaroids these days...
http://franksemails.com/pics/medicine-cabinet - Clever...
24/06/2011
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2006749/Man-hides-portable-toilet-Hanuman-Yoga-Festival.html - Pretty tall to be fitting in one of those too...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots - Delicious and nutritious!
23/06/2011
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13874089 - Let's see if you can put the words 'stupid' and 'Americans' in the same sentence. Sorry America, i know you're all not stupid...
http://franksemails.com/pics/nagasaki-arch - Superman couldn't bring that arch down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-IMaegzQ - Bit crazy to be doing those stunts without a helmet. In NYC!
22/06/2011
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=3436 - Headline of the day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw - Mean...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Rs6YEZAt8 - Japanese game shows are funnier...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQiP0pRXCg - Seems to be making news - read about it in the Mx paper (train rag) yesterady...
21/06/2011
http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/12/unintentionally-sexual-church-signs - :)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13802940 - Just like Green Helmet Guy, he's everywhere where there's trouble...
20/06/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLm_YzY3kLU - Very cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRBcP6MmE8g - How many times do I have to say no?
17/06/2011
young_frank.wmv - Poor kid - he just wants a feed...
epic_car_load_fail.wmv - A bit more speed and the car might've cleared the cab...
f1_marshall_fail.wmv - I wonder if F1 cars have horns...
model_truck_power.wmv - Why call a tow truck when you can keep one handy in the boot?
16/06/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08oO-U-DXeE - Genius. Give her an academy award!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/8261338/stefanovics-dalai-lama-joke-goes-viral - Gotta love Karl...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm1460_Bacon-ipsum.aspx - Useful!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8 - Samuel L. Jackson does it well...
15/06/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=news-reporter-uses-wrong-word - Bad luck...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/wang-kang-an-internet-hit-after-dressing-for-work-as-iron-man/story-e6frfhk6-1226074874141 - Not bad. Can't imagine wearing that in a packed, peak hour train...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/maccas-in-damage-control-over-seriously-mcdonalds-picture-hoax/story-fn7celvh-1226074651664 - McDonald's 0, Internet 1.
14/06/2011
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81581946/ - A bed in the bathroom?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc - Someone obviously forgot to tell her that dogs are better than cats...
10/06/2011
----------Monday is the Queen's birthday public holiday, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queeny and I'll C U Next Tuesday! :)
unusualpix.pps - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-10-6-11 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/ice-crew - Ice crew too!
9/06/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3ycIAEMoSI - London's CCTV footage edited and uploaded to youtube for your enjoyment...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1bXy5pSGJE - :)
bm_fat_guy_maze_game_reaction.wmv - Nice punch!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904 - I knew what he meant...
8/06/2011
http://www.notracistbut.com/ - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE - If pr0n always started off as ridiculous as this, maybe i wouldn't fast forward through the boring bits...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw - I had lamb rogan josh for lunch... Yummy...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=102_1307407475 - Just wrong. Especially the last bit...
7/06/2011
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/us-rappers-odd-future-brand-australia-racist/story-e6frf96o-1226070732331 - Awww, someone was mean to them! Poor diddums...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/us-congressman-anthony-weiner-admits-to-sending-lewd-photo-but-refuses-to-resign/story-e6frf7lf-1226070729957 - Let the weiner jokes begin!
http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/ - Interesting...
rugby_player_owned.wmv - Rugby players doing pr0n...
6/06/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-6-6-11 - Misc pics...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393702/Roland-Bunce-catapulted-place-Nexts-model-search.html - Teh innernets win!
3/06/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/brazillian-accountant - I hope this is true...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13623938 - Surely a Darwin awards winner...
2/06/2011
http://www.nouptime.com/ - For the webhosting nerds out there...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/skateboarder-rides-through-the-burnley-tunnel-during-peak-hour/story-fn7x8me2-1226067634724 - Darwin awards future candidate. That tunnel is quite steep too - you can get quite a bit of speed even without touching the gas pedal; even in an automatic...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648 - Bah. I had them down for 7 weeks...
1/06/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWXUVZQYXLA - That's some quick thinking from that tyre horse...
clever-lad-with-rifle.wmv - What an idiot; he might as well have turned it the other way around.
boat-bingle.wmv - Whoopsy!
awesome-bike-trick.wmv - Whoopsy!
31/05/2011
http://balldroppings.com/js/?2 - This should waste the rest of your afternoon...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGb8pMIeY6w - Thump!
30/05/2011
awkward_family_photos.pdf - Wow, a bacon vest...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=awkward-game-show-letters - The lack of reaction is a bit of a concern...
27/05/2011
army.wmv - Oops...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-27-5-11 - Misc pics...
26/05/2011
http://www.theage.com.au/world/nz-truckie-blew-up-like-balloon-after-nearfatal-compressed-air-accident-20110525-1f3ih.html - Delicious!
25/05/2011
http://weinterrupt.com/2010/12/wrestler-stink-fingers-opponent-gets-charged-with-sexual-battery/ - I wonder if they do it in the Olympics...
http://weinterrupt.com/2011/05/westboro-baptist-church-indirectly-responsible-for-44000-donation-to-gay-mens-health-crisis-organization/ - Good.
http://www.groovygames.com/scamble/simon.htm - Bah! That passport doesn't look legit - all the shadows are wrong!
24/05/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/slipped-and-fell - Poor guy; he slipped and fell...
http://www.mediafetcher.com/v/115476 - :)
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/preacher-says-rapture-now-set-for-october/story-e6frf7jx-1226061815587 - Might just reiterate this point...
23/05/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07IhWD2Lr2A - Huh!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CWP863GJWA - Best Diet Coke + Mentos ever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag - :)
http://www.may-212011.com/ - Wow. Looks like this website was taken up in the rapture. I wasn't though, neither was my website... Oh well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI6RrDveqm8 - Could've used this last night...
20/05/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wSURzJjZv0 - Cool, the golf's on...
19/05/2011
boat_docking_fail.avi - Boat!
clouds.ppsx - Clouds!
men_and_their_bbqs.ppsx - BBQ!
18/05/2011
http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/05/13/russian-newsreader-gets-the-giggles-over-canadian-marijuana-farm/ - Perhaps she had some herself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42JV3EofBw - Very mature :)
17/05/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/creamy-mickey - Creamy!
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/11/national_geographics_photograp.html - Misc pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r08pzhA1iHM - Hmmm... That cracked windscreen needs fixing...
16/05/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/disney-royal-wedding - Coincidence?
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-16-5-11 - Misc pics. One's a bit unsafe for work...
13/05/2011
http://kottke.org/10/12/how-to-fold-a-fitted-sheet - Too confusing; I think i'll just stick to having big balls of fitted sheets in my linen closet...
11/05/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-12-5-12 - Misc pics...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=dog-tries-to-play-fetch-with-statue - Stupid statue...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4 - Are you kidding me? How could you possibly do any... Oh, never mind; I want one...
10/05/2011
crossing_the_river.wmv - Nice work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOrfPlH5nCk - I was chair dancing on the train to work today. I'm chair dancing at work right now!
9/05/2011
http://www.knockingoff.com/car-logo/ - I'm sure it's illegal to sell this in Germany...
http://www.knockingoff.com/floor-protectors/ - Looks good too...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bin-laden-is-dead - Bye bye!
6/05/2011
demolition_call.wmv - Awww...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/apache-warrior-tribe-wants-barack-obama-apology-for-osama-bin-ladens-geronimo-moniker/story-e6frf7lf-1226050719515 - Looks like someone needs a teaspoon of concrete...
5/05/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLXl_E4-iYs - Easy enough mistake to make...
4/05/2011
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst895_Uhhhh-NSFW.aspx - Catchy tune...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst896_Instructables-Bacon-Challange.aspx - Mmmm... bacon...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvevtBeqE-g - Pretty quick this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4KrIMZpwCY - Interesting old footage...
3/05/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/best-royal-wedding-pic - :)
tank_hit.wmv - Phosphor 1, Tank 0.
frenzy_frenchy.wmv - Noice...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=55f_1304214838 - That'll teach him...
http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Powered-Lamp/ - Is there anything that bacon can't do?
2/05/2011
hangsondoongcavern.pps - Big!
29/04/2011
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/royal-wedding/palace-bans-controversial-aussie-comedy-team-from-royal-wedding-coverage/story-fn885hn2-1226045791728 - Wow. Personally, even as a republican, I'd feel honoured to be of such importance in the Queen's eyes.
http://b3ta.com/board/10404577 - Mean :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsoSCKDN0dU - Well, if he eats too many pies when he's older, that's what he'll sound like...
28/04/2011
banned_easter_egg_commercial.wmv - Noice...
http://www.thelocal.de/national/20110426-34621.html - This petrol is extra special - the Easter bunny pisses in it to boost the octane level.
27/04/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuyM0UnBPMY - I'm pretty sure I heard a few of them shout out "jump!"
21/04/2011
----------Easter and ANZAC day long weekend this weekend, so no updates until next Wednesday. Lest we forget.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378400/Body-dead-alien-Siberia-claims-UFO-hurtling-earth.html - Put it on a spit, bit of lemon and seasoning... Delicious...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ANTIQUE-VICTORIAN-CHILD-DOLL-UPHOLSTERED-SOFA-SETTEE-/260769536506?pt=UK_Dolls_Accessories_RL&hash=item3cb71359fa - Poor little guy...
20/04/2011
http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/04/18/dutch-traffic-lights-showing-a-couple-having-sex-make-crossing/ - Noice...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8238792/victorian-bee-keeper-stung-40-times - When I first saw this on the news, my initial reaction was one of concern. Then they mentioned that he was Irish and that alcohol was involved...
19/04/2011
dr_jay_n_easy_lee_-_dear_penis.wmv - If he looks like his dick, does that make him a dickhead?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0b7_1302781529 - When they showed this on the news the other day, they said he didn't die...
18/04/2011
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8237318/man-catches-fires-in-us-porn-shop - What happens when you don't use lube...
15/04/2011
militar-suertudo.wmv - Missed...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-4-11 - Misc pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC38D5am7go - All the more reason to keep photocopying my butt...
14/04/2011
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death - (Via depletedcranium.com). If you don't have access to a fan with a timer, you can still avoid being suffocated by using a simple timer switch!
13/04/2011
http://brosome.com/these-images-simply-make-no-sense/ - Makes perfect sense to me...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260 - Would've liked the empty box...
12/04/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUIsngP_OII - Huh!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtBSqGzi3o - Huh!?
11/04/2011
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst890_Holy-crap.aspx - Interesting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LvKg5aCG0 - FCEK
8/04/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pezsC99s9ME - The bit at 0:34 made me ROR :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A - I would've put it in an airtight container first...
whywomenhave2breasts.wmv - A family of freaks...
7/04/2011
clouds.ppsx - Perty...
http://franksemails.com/pics/redneck-exam - I would've put the stroke through the equals sign, but that's just me...
6/04/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-6-4-11 - Misc pics - a couple are a bit unsafe for work...
twin_baby_boys_have_a_conversation.wmv - I think this is a rap battle...
5/04/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k - Hawking won...
4/04/2011
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741 - :)
http://booksandpals.blogspot.com/2011/03/greek-seaman-jacqueline-howett.html - Wow. Even self-published books go viral these days. Who'd've thunk?
1/04/2011
http://www.redballoon.com.au/indulge/spa-treatments/giraffe-bath-exclusive - Something for the ladies to enjoy...
http://www.google.com/virgle/ - Well done Voogle and Girgin for coming up with this plan...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/habicase.shtml?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL - Dammit... I already ordered myself a new PC for work. Should've gotten one of these cases...
why-you-dont-steal-someones-parking-spot.wmv - :)
http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/ - Well I went to the Android market and couldn't find it. If google wants to do an april... uh... first thingy, best do it properly!
31/03/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=little-girl-loves-rap-music - Maybe daddy should be concentrating on the road...
the_purple_helmets--stunt_riding.wmv - Now I know where that fart powered motorbike guy picture that's been floating around teh innernets for years came from...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=794wEIbHlDc - No, kangaroos here in Oz don't roam the streets, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7S-xTFYu_Y - That'll teach him...
30/03/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAdvSV8KPjU&playnext=1&list=PLD08F7A8E6A6CA2EF - Such brave young men. Stupid horses; how dare they.
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=how-the-chinese-make-popcorn - Huh!?
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=electric-scooter-vs-flood - Bit wet...
29/03/2011
binladenliquors.swf - Hmm, ok - OBL sells liquor with naked dude behind the counter...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-12859216 - Does a pig eating bacon turn it into a super-bacon pig?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgwF8mdQwlw - What about the engine?
28/03/2011
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-brings-dog-back-to-life - Think i'll keep this in mind...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=445_1300272301 - Peace dove!
http://www.nma.tv/casey-punisher-scores-victory-bullies/ - Can't wait to play Street Fighter with this kid in it...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=which-dog-is-guilty - Made me cry...
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_157/ - Bacon pig!
http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/09/04/how-to-make-bacon-soap-from-actual-bacon/ - Bacon soap!
25/03/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-25-3-11 - Misc pics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjLM-L19-c - Too bad we don't get to see them drink it all...
morning_glory_cloud--australia.pps - They're actually huge Chemtrails that the CIA uses to poison us Aussies. George W Bush flies the planes...
24/03/2011
mesmerizing_chinese_cleavage_clamp.wmv - Best ad ever!
23/03/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3QKEPpXVhE - Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bN52totUxo - Bollywood, the bar has been raised. This is your new benchmark...
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2011/03/world-in-2000/ - Looks like we failed to live up to this guy's expectations...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bacon-products - Mmmmmm.... Bacon products.... A couple of pics are a little unsafe...
22/03/2011
http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/ - Mmmmmm.... Bacon....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br659aFY4O4 - Mmmmmm.... Bacon....
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/08/14/suitcase-full-of-bac.html - Mmmmmm.... Bacon....
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/ - Mmmmmm.... Bacon....
21/03/2011
http://blog.xkcd.com/2011/03/19/radiation-chart/ - I considered getting a bananaphone, but got an Android instead...
http://www.fdin.org.uk/2011/01/bacon-connoisseurs%E2%80%99-week-returns-in-2011/ - Bacon week!? Too good! We need to celebrate this in Australia too!
http://franksemails.com/pics/mail-order-wrong-address - How embarrassment... A little unsafe for work...
18/03/2011
http://www.mamamia.com.au/weblog/2010/11/why-australian-law-demands-all-vaginas-be-digitally-altered-nsfw.html - Everybody, now - join in and let me see you heal it to a single crease! Unsafe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/penis-burgers - Clever dick!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160559216667 - Well, the last comment (as of this posting) suggests that eBay will remove it. Hardly seems right, does it?
http://godhatesjapan.com/ - Judging by the URL, you'd think this came from Phred Felps and his goons...
http://franksemails.com/pics/dump-trucks - :)
17/03/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/not-a-bath-towel - Awwww...
two_too_many.wmv - Two too many!
one_too_many.wmv - One too many!
http://franksemails.com/pics/golf-ball-alligator - For those with a weak stomach, this should help you lose your lunch...
16/03/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnxNnJYziMY - GWB FTW!
15/03/2011
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/03/13/world/asia/satellite-photos-japan-before-and-after-tsunami.html - Meanwhile, whole towns in Japan have been wiped off the face of the earth. Use the slider to see the before/after shots.
japan_march_11_2011.ppsx - Terrible. And it's a shame that the main topic the media is hyperventilating on is the "threat" of a nuclear catastrophe - front page news on all the papers here is "nuclear meltdown" or some such stupidity, sending all the opportunistic anti-nuke morons into a frenzy.
http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurry_for_third_time/?ref=mr - ???
pirelli_calendar_2011.pdf - Oh yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOA_ZPSftls - Fair enough too - it was a rough tackle and he didn't even have the ball!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs - Ay Ay Ayyyyy!!!
11/03/2011
----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates. C U Next Tuesday! :)
million_bottle_temple.pps - A lot of drunk people helped to create this...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/porn-honcho-wants-charlie-sheen-to-direct-two-and-a-half-women/story-e6frf96x-1226018703338 - Noice. Although it was very poor of him to ruin a perfectly good show.
10/03/2011
close_a_bag_without_a_seal_clip.wmv - WIN!
peel_an_egg.wmv - WIN!
remove_a_cork_from_inside_the_bottle.wmv - Another way is to fill it with petrol, light the bag and throw it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYq-KiKjrM - Someone needs to give this idiot a hadouken...
9/03/2011
http://www.adengage.com/ - Just in case you're wondering, yes, the ads are gone. Adengage have closed shop.
pole-dance-fail.wmv - Probably posted this before, but it's still funny...
snowflip.wmv - Yep, he got that...
peek-a-poo.wmv - Peek a poo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Yr9QzOb-Q - Poor little guy...
http://www.irishcentral.com/story/roots/emeraldextracts/ryanair-advert-pokes-fun-after-irelands-victory-over-england-in-the-cricket-world-cup-117404363.html - Well done Ireland...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cf7IL_eZ38 - Pretty cool, but none of these ideas are new...
8/03/2011
http://www.knockingoff.com/ - Obama uses a BlockBerry!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJtQcMcYmU - Clearly lacks super human intelligence...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA - YEAH!1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaqgrsUEoI4 - Clever lad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9Fxp3HK6DI - Little quicker than 10mph...
http://famousobjectsfromclassicmovies.com/ - Not as easy...
http://www.fekids.com/img/kln/flash/DontGrossOutTheWorld.swf - Easy...
7/03/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/bacon-delicious - Delicious and nutritious!
4/03/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDGlr_HRCr0 - Google translate translates it to "History of the most daring bank robber". Daring is not the word I would've picked...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3442354/Frogs-porn-found-on-magistrates-laptop.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News - Poor frog. Glad the media decided to do the responsible thing and protect its identity...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM - Now with subtitles!
3/03/2011
de_preekstoel_in_noorwegen.pps - Nice view...
storyofthetwopebbles.pps - hope it can help your life safe and happiness
rarelyseenshuttleactivities.pps - I often see these activities...
thingsyoudontseeeveryday.pps - I see this all the time...
world_in_protest.ppsx - With all the craziness that's been happening lately, I have just one question: Is Colonel Qaddafi and Charlie Sheen the same person? I mean, you never see the two of them in the same room together.
2/03/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-2-3-11 - Misc pics... And to be honest, we use the middle finger more than the 2-finger salute, at least where I'm from. Also, the Greek one involves a forward hand motion as well. Just thought I'd clear that up...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1361606/Restaurant-selling-breast-milk-ice-cream-seized-council-officials.html - Perhaps they'll do some taste testing...
1/03/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49zF8m7ys24 - Ripper :)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359769/Milly-Cooper-96-makes-50k-year-escort.html - I think she's even mentioned in the Bible...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359572/Bridgwater-Steak-Houses-If-You-Dare-Grill-contains-5-000-calories.html - This makes me hungry...
ascenseur.wmv - Hate it when this happens to me...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=soldier-loses-cap - Whoopsy!
28/02/2011
sport_03.wmv - Not a healthy sport...
sport_02.wmv - Lucky they're wearing helmets...
sport_01.wmv - Looks like a good bedroom sport...
http://www.coloring4all.com/drawing_game_online.htm - hope it can help your life safe and happiness
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2011/02/qad-libs-201102 - DIY Qaddafi rant!
25/02/2011
----------Ran out of space in my email account, should be good now. Also been a bit busy lately - now i've got over 100 unread emails in my inbox. Oops...
http://b3ta.com/board/10345893 - Gotta love the cat jokes :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMW3W-G43gI - Very well done...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011 - Only in Japan... Wait, what!?
http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/private/details.aspx?Cr=0&R=9303263&keywords&trecs=1&__Ns=pCar_RankSort_Int32|1||pCar_PriceSort_Decimal|1||pCar_Make_String|0||pCar_Model_String|0&__sid=124D55B98279&__Nne=15&__Qpb=true&seot=1&__N=1216+1247+1252+1282+4294806771&silo=1011 - Doesn't look like it comes with a flux capacitor...
24/02/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/uninstall-dictators - Surely we're way overdue for another UN resolution against Israel...
23/02/2011
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst871_Earthquake-in-New-Zealand.aspx - Not good for our neighbours... Seems like the world's coming to an end with all the stuff that's happening lately...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75MMzKs8MWE - Funky tune...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzucpFgi7Xk - Too much drinking is good for creativity...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_kwxzU4wL4 - Very cool...
22/02/2011
jims-failures.wmv - In Mother Russia...
wedding_party.wmv - Bet he got a good look at his mum...
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/new_kiss_caskets_now_released.html - I'm sure there's a lot of priests that'd have a hard time approving of this in their churches...
21/02/2011
nz_cops_fail.wmv - Since we seem to be doing an NZ theme today...
nz_police_cant_shoot_for_s--t.wmv - Lucky dog...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq0JcQ1dOwU - Even Jesus had a stare...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110218/ts_afp/nzealandgastronomyanimalsemenoffbeat - They're probably filming the entire event to make a pr0n movie out of it...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/02/18/3142722.htm - Obviously trying to prove Top Gear wrong...
http://www.fugly.com/media/flashdir/Game/reaction-speed-test.swf - 0.218...
18/02/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGi7fpe2pH8 - Thank you very much!
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/sa-forum-goons.php - :)
17/02/2011
nt-news_140211.pdf - Gotta love a pearl necklace...
16/02/2011
car_tuning--evo_fail.wmv - Oops...
gabriel_and_stanley.wmv - Stanley obviously doesn't value any one of his 9 lives...
15/02/2011
simona_halep--hopes_breast_reduction_will_improve_her_game.wmv - I doubt it'll work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-2-11 - Misc pics
http://franksemails.com/pics/toilet-paper - When a playboy magazine just won't do...
http://franksemails.com/pics/qld-floods - More flood pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/toll_logistics_brisbane - Bit flooded...
http://franksemails.com/pics/egyptian-anti-projectile-helmets - Creative helmets... One of which is delicious!
flying_girl.wmv - They forgot the bit where her boobs come out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSKyHmjyrkA - Dunno if i've posted this before. Cool stuff...
14/02/2011
wal-mart_dress_competition.pps - Bit unsafe for work...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110210/od_afp/francesexoffbeat - Sounds like a fun game...
11/02/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D7-1TgkLhA - Tony Greig could fit a whole set of keys on a keychain down that crack... Whilst still in the car's ignition...
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ - Now i'm hungry...
10/02/2011
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst863_The-difference-between-the-UK-Great-Britain-and-England.aspx - Try to keep up...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst858_Compare-your-country.aspx - Interesting...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm1402_Crikey-NSFA--Not-Safe-For-Anywhere.aspx - I like to be nude in my house as well...
lotterywinnerinterview.wmv - Upgrade!
pick_up_a_fat_chick.wmv - Dawg!
9/02/2011
http://www.laboiteverte.fr/star-wars-integre-a-des-photos-anciennes/ - For the Star Wars fans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8 - I would've said STDs...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/02/07/granny-attacks-six-sledgehammer-wielding-robbers-with-her-handbag-watch-the-incredible-video-here-115875-22907077/ - Video here.
8/02/2011
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/cnn-coverage-of-cyclone-yasi-places-queensland-in-tasmania/story-e6frfhk6-1226001521814 - Uneducated news reporters? Nah, surely not!
cyclone_yasi.ppsx - I guess 2011 is the year of natural disasters with all the floods and bushfires...
indian_pole_dancing.wmv - Sexy Pole Dancer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfetF1jCO4 - Funny, I was expecting a different response...
7/02/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-7-2-11 - Misc pics - one of which isn't safe for work.
incident_action_plan.wmv - Oops...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxcMCr_lA7M - Stupid beedeer...
http://www.discogs.com/Various-My-Pussy-Belongs-To-Daddy/release/1081994 - Uh... Not safe for work...
4/02/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0 - Maybe he can use the force to move the steering wheel to the correct side...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8 - And people say wrestling isn't real...
http://www.foodforthepoor.org/about/leadership/president.html - He's Robin Mahfood and he's giving it to the poor...
3/02/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtwPejPkuNM - Catchy tune...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcgprV8A6GI - Catchy tune...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4LQkPZNtM - Stupid horse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozHoP_YThRI - Awesome. I want one.
2/02/2011
http://www.cycloneyasi.appspot.com/ - Link to a webcam in Cairns on this site - I guess it'll work for as long as they have power and internet access...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuDyTfvjiX0 - And for today...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em9fbjCh2n0 - Interesting stuff...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-2-2-11 - Motivationals...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_Tropical_Cyclone_Yasi_(2011) - As if Queensland hasn't had enough devastation lately, a nasty cyclone is about to hit it at around 11pm (10pm QLD time) tonight. You can see its progress here.
1/02/2011
spanner-deep-throat.wmv - Sidchrome's new spokesman...
a_calma_do_prof._luiz_m_rio.wmv - A demonstration on how to put your mobile on silent...
old-school-teaching-style.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/suicide-bomber-blown-up-prematurely-by-spam-text/story-e6frfhk6-1225997799793 - Wow. Turns out spam is useful for something...
31/01/2011
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3378504/Condom-firm-cashes-in-on-Prince-William-Kate-Middleton-wedding.html - "heirloom quality love sheaths"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk - Awesome. Awesome. Freakin Awesomesause. Extra Awsome 'cause of the Russian voiceover and the Wilhelm scream...
28/01/2011
http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2011/01/25/chinese-lantern/ - Brought a tear to my eye...
http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/turkish-man-seeks-protection-from-sex-mad-wife-germany/story-e6frep26-1225995224011 - Wait, what!?
27/01/2011
http://www.dump.com/2010/11/30/highest-waterfall-in-a-kayak-189-ft-video/ - "Hopefully I'll make it home tonight" probably isn't something that your mum wants to hear...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945839 - Looks ridiculous but sounds good...
missed3.wmv - Missed!
missed2.wmv - Missed!
missed1.wmv - Missed!
26/01/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C89osd7Eic - Australia Day public holiday today, so no updates. Not as good as previous years...
25/01/2011
http://www.wimp.com/fastestgunman/ - Fast!
http://franksemails.com/pics/invisible-friends - How to make your friends invisible in Photographs
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-25-1-11 - Motivationals...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-25-1-11 - Misc pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_leZE76VE - Uh... Why does this 300k+ hits?
24/01/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__1Ym_F94CE - Like a nuke just went off...
21/01/2011
http://abcnews.go.com/US/fountain-falling-texter-cathy-cruz-marrero-dont-text/story?id=12685189 - What a moron...
dog_loves_licking_pussy--may_not_be_safe_for_work.wmv - Bet you weren't expecting this...
20/01/2011
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12226192 - Whoopsy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdSHeKfZG7c - Ok, I'm old...
http://www.visualnews.com/2011/01/04/3d-paintings-on-panes-of-glass/ - Pretty cool...
http://franksemails.com/pics/places-to-live-in-oz - Lots of space down under...
19/01/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKjsUL-escE - Obviously she continues to take video for the innernet lulz...
british_animal_voiceovers.wmv - British animals...
redneck_power_windows.wmv - DIY!
why-you-dont-mess-with-golfers.wmv - Another use for golf clubs...
canetoadsshaz_baz.wmv - What golf clubs are useful for...
18/01/2011
http://triggur.org/costume/mech/ - What's the bet that there's a balding, nerdy looking dude under there... Oh wait...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-18-1-10 - Bit unsafe...
http://www.cfumcga.com/ - Perhaps it's a support group for men with this particular problem...
http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html - Ghey!
17/01/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/lighter-fun - Lighter fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BjOiPkueto - Such blatant discrimination...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEG_JXsyvG0 - Wonder what PETA would say about this...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B002T4V3W4/b3ta-20 - Positive comments on this watch...
http://julianassangecoloringbook.com/ - :)
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=24970 - Good for football/cricket matches i suppose...
14/01/2011
http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/ - Harsh to begin with, but quite inspirational...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo - Never realised pussy was "pussy" that far back...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-syVw7Ojq0 - Idiot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmUk-7UHeoQ - ???
13/01/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/suncorp-stadium-flood - Saw this on the news last night. Good to see they're in good spirits...
http://thedogpaddler.com/RandomUploads/Ball/ball.htm - 6 times is enough for me...
http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=18150336 - Now this looks like fun...
12/01/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBnAhrRnZtM - Wow, they got a prize for this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MFRKW4ZoFY - Whilst looking at those Toowoomba flood vidoes, I stumbled across this little gem...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUGXYzyoI9Q - Double rainbow bear!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY - The only thing funnier than the video is this comment, which had me in tears - "slackest robot ever, doesn't give a shit about what its doing, just draws a fucking line of sauce without any remorse."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMIfScB9aY0 - This is pretty cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7HLvwPmles - Another crazy vid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYUpkPTcqPY - Crazy stuff. This is all over the news at the moment, and apparently it's gonna get worse over the next few days. The guy engaging his 4wd locking hubs (or letting the air out of his tyres according to the lady :) seems to be a bit worried about getting rained on... Good luck tonight, Brisbane.
11/01/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7Qowzdnv8 - This to the tune of this would be perfect...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nJ4Voyrk9U - Someone's got too much time on his hands...
10/01/2011
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-10-1-11 - Misc pics
http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3335351/Warning-This-panto-outfit-will-cost-lives.html - I suppose those nurse outfits they sell at sex shops would also break the Geneva Convention...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344136/Phoenix-Jones-Real-life-superhero-chases-car-thief-Seattle.html - I guess if criminals burst out in laughter whilst looking at this guy, it distracts them from the job at hand. In which case, great success!
http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/12/31/dancing-with-the-stars-argentine-style-video-nsfw-at-all/ - Very nice :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H486w6C6Yk - You may be able to see in HD with these, but nothing beats the blu-blocker rapper from many moons ago...
http://9gag.com/gag/33455 - Nokia TV systems FTW! :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/greek-number-plate - For the Grecophones. Looks like Victorian plates...
7/01/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q_4ZRUgZgA - Heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI - "ive seen better actors in porn" bahahaahahah! :)
6/01/2011
----------Bit premature I guess. We survived today, barely. Not that it changes anything; should be done within the first session tomorrow...
----------Congrats to the English Cricket team for giving us a right royal thumping this Ashes series.
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst852_Watch-a-quadrocopter-play-Jingle-Bells.aspx - Scary. Next year, they'll rule us.
http://www.cupsizechoir.com/ - Bizzare, but I'm not complaining...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Williams_(announcer) - And, of course, a Wikipedia entry...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOTG_nb4tw - Interview on CBS...
http://wewanttedwilliams.com/ - What a champion. Congratulations to him.
5/01/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTysXITBCmk - Fantastic! :) Hopefully youtube will help get him a job on radio...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt_r-jO3lKE - Clever lads. Audio not safe for work...
4/01/2011
c_130.pps - NO NOTAM!? WTF!?!1
http://franksemails.com/pics/useful-statistics - Useful statistics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-4-1-11 - Misc pics. One's a bit unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI - Would also make perfect sense in a computer/phone store...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvqs0qr0Ulo - Misc fails...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfJ6oCdjY9Y - Is Santa flipping me the bird!? If I had to watch it, then so should you...
----------Happy new year everybody! Back to the grindstone...


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