Hey Hey! It's...

franksemails.com!

ABOUT       PREVIOUS MOTDs       ARCHIVE       CONTACT ME

I went to the doctors last week and he told me I had to stop masterbating. When I asked why, he replied "because I'm trying to examine you".



10/08/2017
https://what3words.com/about/ - Last one before I go. This is fantastic!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat - The Psychological Significance of the Biblical Stories - So far 10 lectures in a 12-part series hosted at a lecture theatre in Toronto. Based on the comments I've read leading up to this, I wouldn't be surprised that most of the people attending this sold-out event are atheists. Yes, seriously - atheists attending a Bible reading. That's how good he is.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQApSdW8X71Ihe34eKN6XhCi - 2017 Personality and its Transformations
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQAT-0aSPq-OKOpQlHyR4k5h - 2017 Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief. This series is pure awesome.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ - Joe Rogan Experience #958 - Jordan Peterson. 3 hours of pure awesome.
----------I'll be travelling internationally over the next couple of weeks starting today, so I won't be updating the site (I might if I'm not busy, but that's unlikely). I'm off to the UK for work for the remainder of this week and the next and headed to Greece the week after for some time off to visit extended family. I should be back to reality on the 31st of August. In the meantime, please check out Dr Jordan Peterson on YouTube. Dr Peterson gained worldwide internet infamy late last year for his public stance against compelled speech in Canadian law and managed to amass a huge following with his psychology lectures and interviews (I'll post some links above). I've been watching his videos over the last few months and have found them mind blowing to say the least. Don't miss me too much!
9/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0sJqfv_XFcc - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c2q93bqNhuc - BAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAAHAHAH :)
8/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k - Great film...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KyT1yARuhhE - Waste of a perfectly good safe. The combination would have been 1 2 3 4 5...
7/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoQN9v1ui8c - Oh my...
4/08/2017
https://www.facebook.com/rawlaughterfan/videos/1084583831679269/ - Giggity...
3/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hWMPyZ0Zn2o - "ShokoFlow - Good thing you included the minute and a half of driving with the shitty gay bar techo or else we wouldnt have been able to understand the video"
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/techandscience/nasa-offering-six-figure-salary-for-new-planetary-protection-officer-to-defend-earth-from-aliens/ar-AApkwC7?li=AA4Zor - -So, what do you do for a living? -I'm a planetary prot.... Ah, fuck it, I'm an accountant.
2/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KyV7d2zD4g0 - Aunt Roberta isn't a very nice person...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KIPQD_OYBkU - Creative...
1/08/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EB-19OjDvwQ - Later on, the electrician gets his revenge using electricity...
31/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mDx3qlD5igA - Might have to make those...
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-40588559/fare-dinkum-what-do-australians-take-on-trains - Not sure what the big deal is here. I thought this was normal?
29/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZNtauH6tQ0 - *You're :) LEL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WKE_CwKSCig - Om nom...
28/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NzyS0Zfxa58 - :)
27/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rrsuxn6e8UY - Looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YpNTxSLf8_c - They dropped half of them on the table before they took off. What a waste...
26/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UnP7-1-W4VQ - "deeznut - Maybe he was lagging." :-)
25/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NT9QippLtyI - Drag queen wins... And the ranga...
24/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=43gxOsenvZ4 - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xLwU7mVDiJ8 - Oh dear...
21/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Dd6_TghcE0 - I've been 'touched' by 240v AC once. Not fun.
20/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FCDPP4ak8xU - Hard to admit, but I guess this means that not everything's better with bacon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X9tU8ybzcFs - Looks like fun...
19/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHL7BKNGuFs - Oh my!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0TCXJS7CO9w - Oh my...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X7HmltUWXgs - Recently discovered this awesome show...
18/07/2017
https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/eclipse-maps - The end is nigh again...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fwffv828nQk - I'm sure he gets lots of repeat business...
17/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aadof0Dns9w - Expensive...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TwFIJyWKs1k - Yep, I suffer from both of those disabilities...
14/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D1xpUbAtcZA - Catchy tune!
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/uk-radio-station-hijacked-eight-times-in-the-past-month-to-play-obscene-song/ - Trololololol...
13/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OjLVDNFGH7g - Very good, but vertical video...
12/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t5pqn67D5DQ - The laughter makes it even funnier :)
https://www.gofundme.com/autumns-trip-to-disneyworld - Wow! Very generous of people to do this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NGz8wk4EgMM - Awwww....
11/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lIf2UK2UczA - BBC wins...
10/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qd5-qspfKtc - I hope this becomes an Olympic event...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PILHXklRcyI - Looks like loads of fun...
7/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UMYorpYNMKc - I wish I could do the last one...
6/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A6GoAQAUb3o - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zuWCaeyVi-w - Murica! Fuck Yeah!
5/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tKqJ9J1THaU - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ngbnKWaxlGg - "Hey Ron. Hey Billy" LOL :)
4/07/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9mhBb5TtwAc - I saw his lips move...
3/07/2017
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680 - The Shitposter in Chief strikes again! May He forever bask in the glory of faux-outrage!
30/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hb-Ljy_dJbU - HA this girl's a genius...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=egspfoTuzTo - Very good :)
29/06/2017
http://shareably.co/dont-cut-off-18-wheeler/ - Who the hell cuts in front of semi anyway... Silly people...
28/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mqQUQfe-FBY - If he was sober he'd be in trouble...
27/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=diPUI54oRjs - Very cool...
26/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0ffbCQqITaY - Yep...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GMXASnWUTDo - I guess the first one is even funnier not understanding the running commentary...
23/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8Gm-N4BdQ - Bacon. In a can. Not the most exciting video, but bacon in a can!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HIxsESDTV-w - Misc Karma...
----------Happy 12th Birthday franksemails.com!!!
22/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nJZYieU6Cgw - Surströmming in Swedish means "weaponised herring"...
https://www.google.com/doodles/oskar-fischingers-117th-birthday - Cool sequencer (yes, I love electronic music)...
21/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-95PEeDdFGM - Oh, wait...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5ZtrXWYNJUA - He has "Angry Grandpa" tattooed to his forearm. Kids these days. Next time they should try Surströmming...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JF1vs2r6H7M - Not sure why some of them were let go...
20/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L5Y3hNWpJBE - Poor guy. I couldn't even type that fast and he was supposed to write that down?
19/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h5x0Qnupl54 - Fail...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EWYaJII3a4c - It's been a few years now since I've discovered this, but I still can't figure out how Americans managed to make fried chicken and watermelon racist...
16/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZARkasWirtE - Pretty sure the bees want them to switch to playing Cricket...
15/06/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598036/Saying-genius-brilliant-alienate-female-students.html - Brilliant!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1FXfClBq5MQ - Well, that could've ended a lot worse...
14/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_-SwYZlRg - Dickhead...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XNT2mBjLoTk - Awesome. Now I can pee in the morning without having to leave the comfort of my bed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IO3x12iX8K0 - Scar non cnuts! Perhaps Channel 10 can employ dogs as a cost cutting exercise. Use headphones at work...
13/06/2017
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3784840/man-caught-romping-with-woman-on-ryanair-flight-to-ibiza-was-cheating-on-his-pregnant-fiancee-who-was-waiting-at-home/ - "Ryanair crew did not try and stop the couple despite passengers becoming upset and requesting to move seats". Understandable. If I weren't nearby I'd be upset too...
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/10/couple-casually-have-sex-on-ryanair-flight-while-cabin-crew-did-nothing-6699498/ - "A spokesman said: 'We are looking into this matter." - As will I, as soon as I find more video evidence of this.
9/06/2017
----------Monday is the Queen's Birthday public holiday, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FR3CObiWwgI - Well if he did this before the election he might have polled better...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MgLMF5SWqzA - Lucky the sunroof wasn't open...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5984bdz0ngo - Owkey...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LUz1jhODFRQ - Very cool...
8/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=km5k60PR1dU - !!!
7/06/2017
https://www.facebook.com/thunderfromdownunder0/videos/1813628142284797/ - Obviously he skipped physics class at school...
6/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=943gMyU5-PQ - :)
5/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hOHatxhrEcw - Wow...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dw1htlH4q94 - Misc ouch...
2/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zzW3-DDRvpA - Misc ouch...
1/06/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HzlsLzpRdDc - The Victorian State government is doing quite a bit tunnelling work over the next few years here in Melbourne to dig all the way to China. Looks like they missed and made it to Ukraine instead...
https://g.co/doodle/c2e7sj - Best. Cricket. Simulator. Ever.
31/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzGpMtcRVCc - "Nicole Rosen - Congratulations, reporter guy. You're on your way to becoming America's Next Top Meme"
30/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IbiXc5cUVus - Useful tips that no one will remember...
29/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aYliy1lRV9o - Funny thing - the ad that was shown before this was "Should've got an Uber".
26/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h9YnQzWiHKc - Misc truck fails...
25/05/2017
https://www.facebook.com/287806534930905/videos/434313380280219/ - Pantene Washing Detergent and Petrol Fumes - for thicker, fuller hair with extra shine...
24/05/2017
https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/35611439/poo-powered-car-taken-for-a-spin-in-queensland/ - I'm guessing the driver's seat is a toilet seat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e5mltMZT31A - Oil on the track...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5DDSD1K-fo - Dogs > cats
23/05/2017
https://www.facebook.com/failarmy/videos/1389072394523252/ - !!!!!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/22/africa/theunis-botha-safari-killed-trnd/ - Oh, the ivory...
22/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zCglCxozPtw - :)
19/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2rpZ2Bkz11U - Watch a man's desperate attempts to open gate for firemen...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A4cfTMW1I0g - Misc ouch...
18/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=emTYkos7gy0 - Ouch...
17/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgrUyIoBHCA - Useful info...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9h8E2rPZaU4 - Amazing! Watch a 3 year old girl lift a car!
16/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BibBMBibTq0 - Pretty sure we'll all evolve to be morbidly obese whales and eventually we'll return to the sea...
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/15/cops-just-want-to-make-sure-your-meth-is-gluten-free/22087564/ - What a fabulous service the boys in blue are providing here...
15/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ewGAmiLuYCw - Looks pretty cool in 4K!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-yCCZ8Czf7M - Yep - "JayNico6 - I'm almost positive that a Dutch jail is better than a Somali town."
12/05/2017
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/woman-claims-she-was-forced-to-pee-in-a-cup-on-united-flight/ar-BBB23Va - They probably would have broken that guitar hanging on the wall if she brought it with her...
11/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VFyxE291kmg - Just like playing Need for Speed with shittier cars...
10/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTAnJTB9roI - I'm confused. I think I should go home and take nap.
9/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mpFnH_LyBuQ - Butt paste!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uu49lRx1Xf0 - Delicious and nutritious...
8/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8NAAzBArYdw - Pretty sure I'm not the only one that sees the irony in this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA - Wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ei5H-wd3BIU - "Mummy's trying to vacuum". Sure - Chester sees right through that.
5/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xy4zcGM4ydw - Wow. Lucky the plane had a green light or that would have ended up a lot worse...
4/05/2017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day - May the 4th be with you!
http://www.msn.com/en-au/sport/cricket/92-off-four-balls-leads-to-ban/ar-BBAHp3u?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - 92 runs off the first over!? Surely that's a world record...
3/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gV79eObat24 - Choo choo...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8wYXw4K0A3g - I like to tell people I'm far on the right of the political spectrum, I fall off the edge, because it's not what people in polite society say and they all look at me funny :)
2/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=psGDf2VrvK8 - Teaching a cat on our ways is only helping them take over the world...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M_dEaj0OOgw - Well, at least they're not tattooing them to their bodies...
1/05/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbuZN4fl6o0 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YN54rd-15qU - Giggity...
28/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oV3ggYuwQ-Y - Misc fails...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wA2cXymxoCQ - Misc fails...
27/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BdKUybsGELs - I've been told many times that I'm a sloth. Not sure why I don't get this kind of excitement because of it though...
26/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xh3Wveg4DMk - Come to think of it, this is a missed opportunity. Star Wars would have been even more awesome than it is with Arnie playing Darth Vadar. Perhaps Star Wars - The Arnie Edition can be another future re-release. Pretty sure we're overdue for one anyway.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-w-mWhIWEM - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=he2xu4J1bHg - Oldie, but a goodie. Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qn0pwlFxWVc - It even plays the race card - I like it! :)
25/04/2017
----------Today is ANZAC Day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget.
24/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TIwQbAecYc - :)
21/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LaTJ4SLo9NM - Misc tree revenge...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCk-PytMQe8 - Best laugh track ever...
20/04/2017
http://hackaday.com/2017/04/19/you-think-you-cant-be-phished/ - :(
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/04/18/adidas-sent-congratulatory-email-to-people-who-survived-boston_a_22045026/ - :)
19/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Czssbj5fg2w - This is all the excuse I need to be more active...
18/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uzykWIKRmrs - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a-pdx4PIpk4 - SMH...
13/04/2017
----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Happy Easter everyone!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1w8n0L3uUCE - Very good :)
12/04/2017
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/passenger-dragged-off-united-airlines-flight-had-dark-past/news-story/bf21d3955203bf9d91c380a0166e32a1 - Not only did he get dragged off the plane, he's getting dragged through the mud!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y8HdeHtOJs - From the same airline that breaks guitars
11/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2eW2PgZEyw - Woogity-boogity!
10/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UeG1ftTmLAg - Far too much excitement...
7/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4gKPULa41Q - Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gPZgEekfWI - Uh... Not sure what the deal is with that toilet in the corner...
6/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gOr2OfEf4 - Very good :)
5/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLj6VMbjTkE - Russia wins. Russia always wins. As long as they continue to drive those classic old Ladas, they win.
4/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=foFKXS6Nyho - asdf...
3/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QAwL0O5nXe0 - It's amazing what they can do with cloud tech these days...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LSZPNwZex9s - Pretty sure this won't be an April Fool's day joke in the near future...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fGr0oifJMEI - Officially amazing!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-fCRqsQBvPY - Ugh...
2/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RvLmcRZte78 - Might as well do one for today whilst I'm here...
----------Sorry everyone - I did Friday's update but forgot to upload it. Thanks for the reminder!
31/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yKhXuCsqI8s - Genius. From the same guy that did the fast helium rapping (posted 14/2/2017). Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI - Clickbait, in paper form. I think they called them headlines back in the olden days? That's why I like the right side navigation on their website - it's so full of giggity, you can't stop scrolling!
30/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X2bu3UjCxj0 - Mao
29/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u8Cm25VcG2g - Awesome! Definitely should be in the Winter Olympics...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=anHasqFguCM - About as fake as a CNN fake news story...
28/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O7xye_Bavcc - I'd feel violated... Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=faU7-6u58zM - Fake. The lighting's all wrong and the steering wheel's clearly on the wrong side...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7E4-60ZsaPo - Hopefully North Korea isn't taking any notes...
27/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqDsDgNolG0 - Giggity...
24/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1G_o0rZdqNI - Misc failures...
http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/3/22/15009960/male-fertility-device-smartphone-app-semen-test - Like I need another reason to do that whilst i'm holding my phone...
23/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALX-L4Isgig - Offensive jokes are the funniest! There's some great ones in the comments as well...
22/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WZSM9Ga1X5c - Meahwhile, in the Middle Kingdom...
21/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdenThshf8g - I'm partial to "Blind as a welder's dog" myself...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IwNOmiHa6kQ - Trees > Humans...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I05yAnYFHK4 - Trees > Humans...
20/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nUof8G47t0 - Nice work. And he threw his wife under the bus. Husband of the year!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Ojvk-4IcOE - OMG it's so offensive!!!11
17/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4 - Food of the gods!
16/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4KCWtI7NL4 - The title of this video is an understatement...
15/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0pXyEiYzzT4 - Sorcery! Burn him!
14/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NnwfNMrjzzA - OVER 9000!!!!!111
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/03/bbc-pundits-children-video-not-funny-its-patriarchy-nutshell - BAAHAHAHAH this is even funnier :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c5A1wg5FA-g - Why you shouldn't neglect wearing pants during an interview...
13/03/2017
----------Today is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
10/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEnhVQeKGc8 - What the!? "Jordan Hendrawan - I bet the patient is dying of laughter" - i would too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RohFxLAi5CY - Good for her :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EF8_Jecacso - Yep - "Daniel Shultz - Thanks for vertical video officer. Are you drunk?"
9/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8DSWEX5mVl8 - Box of poo FTW!!! :)
8/03/2017
http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-takes-short-half-hour-break-from-being-femin-35026 - Happy International Women's day everyone!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=li0mRLcGbU8 - Might keep this in mind...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aD_Gp083b2U - Misc future Darwin Awards candidates...
7/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hqB7wBfSoHU - I found the comments more hysterical...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FWS5xfIaoeA - MASSIVE minature crocodile caught on camera...
6/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OqMSUatffSA - Dukes of Hazzard indeed...
3/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9y8u6mxf10o - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cl9CL2LWmsE - Can't believe he signed...
2/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fMM80f_HX3s - Must have his nuts in a vice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YiaOyFgLihI - Pregnant turkey! lol :)
1/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5vr66IMAcPA - Misc motorbike accidents. Some are quite nasty...
28/02/2017
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/01/04/real-housewives-isis-bbc-criticised-online-insensitive-new-show/ - And this is even funnier...
https://www.facebook.com/bbctwo/videos/1080140528761781/ - Holy crap this is funny...
27/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk - Make sure you're sipping coffee when you open this. I did...
24/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=00lCoGWxbt4 - "Ollie - How the fuck did the crane hold the weight of his balls??"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NK-GDogwi5E - Something to think about every single time you step into a lift...
23/02/2017
http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=franksemails.com&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit - Yo Yo dawwwwg! It's... franksemails.com!
22/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4E7jRLLWJ9Q - Good to see that Bad Santa made an appearance...
21/02/2017
http://www.doyletics.com/tidbits/militaryadvice.pdf - :)
20/02/2017
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SKYVIPER-V950HD-VIDEO-DRONE-HIGH-DEFINITION-/322424584965?nma=true&si=FMdqIqOAVJP%252FbYBlM35%252BGMyehMg%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557 - "I don't have time to play with it so.I only use it may 1st or 2nd times" - I guess he's too busy playing with himself. Giggity...
17/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDA3_5982h8 - Correct - "jojojorisjhjosef - This is like learning to code."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uMGBvcGBZL8 - Giggity...
16/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_zRcuOdjU8 - Horrible, horrible video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pwieh2wNZtE - Great toy for the kids!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0gIjvEcSIps - Useless animals, no wonder they're extinct...
15/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ghk2P2uByQQ - I hope he wins...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hCGqqK81DN8 - Delicious and nutritious...
14/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4actmEHLo - I look forward to hearing this blaring out of many a young kid's car stereo...
13/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5hV-ESBd0 - "John Doe - Oh my god, I just played this video with the Benny Hill theme and it's a beautiful match. Use BennyHillThis for perfection."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1inR2b7PS5M - Dogs > Cats
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo - I'm triggered...
10/02/2017
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/02/samsungs-battery-factory-caught-on-fire-because-of-course-it-did/ - Ha! Oh the ironing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oOop2bLiSFw - What about dessert!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qL0QROnL-JU - Misc selfie failures... Or fails... Whatever...
9/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5uDS-SM-65A - Giggity!
https://www.facebook.com/sonny5ideup/videos/879402745498660/ - I could listen to this over and over all day...
8/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vpsMyCuGbOo - "Tuna sandwich named Kevin" LOL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYl23X7pPjY - Not the sharpest tool in the shed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ch0eIKXtEnA - Genius...
7/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7u6M18M3D0s - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6ouH8DypMZ4 - :)
6/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5nViIUfDMJg - Wow.
3/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fj6r3-sQr58 - :)
http://ktla.com/2017/02/01/get-off-your-phone-texas-day-cares-sign-goes-viral/ - Pretty sure she took the pic and posted it on facebook whilst picking up her child...
2/02/2017
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/bowlmors-huge-food-2017-1 - Murica!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2T7Z50v_b4 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pwlqhvc5dFg - Straya!!!
1/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QliBL-AQiAY - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYJxxO4II2Y - Straya cnut!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uVePQX5CEI - Straya!
31/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tsb7CxwSiBA - Genius!
30/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SQLaI13SNdA - Russia!
27/01/2017
----------Moving to a new server today. Hopefully it doesn't give me any trouble, but if you have any issues, please let me know.
25/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LX__i-zeaWs - Tommorow is Australia Day public holiday and no one works on Friday either, so no updates. Happy Australia Day!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc - Heh :)
24/01/2017
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/can-you-make-it-through-these-photos-without-smashing-your-c - :(
23/01/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4113536/Helmet-cam-captures-snowboarder-s-near-death-experience-avalanche.html - And the story...
https://m.facebook.com/tom.oye.9/posts/1364064733614385 - !!!
https://www.facebook.com/Nebulor/videos/1202172619859916/ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lJG0Ibhcsng - YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!111 Her(?) pain is my gain! :) This comment: "KWIZ DOT - The memes write themselves Folks. We have the best memes, and Liberals supply our meme aquifers with tears."
20/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HP5uQ67_dw - Saved by the lamp post...
19/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9dMC1XbYu4 - Make sure you turn subtitles on...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YC0oj7BcWiI - I guess it's not PC to toss dwarfs any more...
18/01/2017
http://hackaday.com/2017/01/10/paper-airplane-machine-gun-v2-0/ - !!!11!!!!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kyvNv3a1H9o - Should be able to slice an egg with it as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c - "Heppy Ket - I laughed so hard I think I just delivered a kitten :)", "bluegtturbo Keep that pussy well away from Trump..."
17/01/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4105632/Moora-Shire-Council-posts-viral-footage-bitumen-laid-dirt-road.html - It is kinda mesmerising...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/celebrity/long-live-the-king-conspiracy-theorists-say-theyve-proof-elvis-still-alive-and-visited-graceland-on-82nd-birthday/ar-AAlVJ1K?li=AAgfLCP&ocid=SKY2DHP - Elvis faked his own death!!1
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/cia-veteran-claims-adolf-hitler-faked-his-own-death-then-fled-to-south-america-in-submarine-via-tenerife/ar-AAlUjrp?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Hitler faked his own death!!1
16/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uywdkkEnTNc - :)
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/comment-amber-sherlock-video-just-stop-with-the-misogyny-onslaught-that-is-supernumberjacketgate/ar-AAlSIwn?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=1PRCMSRT - Awww, poor diddums. Looks like most of the comments are just as sympathetic. Apparently, everyone talks to everyone passive-aggressively in the workplace.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_NCEeZtRCRI - Such a sexist comment! "Hugh Mungus - Glad us men don't have periods, amirite guys?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7TA4Whui_xA - Much easier to ask my wife to do it...
13/01/2017
https://mobile.twitter.com/MScanlan7/status/819045813791821824 - Ask a stupid question...
12/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=govKYxJ4IxY - 241.402!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pglMl92P-OA - 160.934!!!
11/01/2017
https://www.facebook.com/allstarsbristol/videos/769701156538797/ - Great putt...
10/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGRl6cPl_XE - Expensive...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=16APzeKtO5c - Cat owner shoots a vertical video of an evil kitten harassing an innocent puppy...
9/01/2017
https://www.facebook.com/theTBC/ - Straya Cnut!
https://www.facebook.com/ObeyUsmanHaiderSwag/posts/329375764100939 - Let's start what looks to be glorious year with a bang...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Thought I'd make a slight change to the site. Now get back to work...

Archived stuff:

Click the dates below to access older stuff...

11/01/2016- 25/12/2016
5/01/2015 - 18/12/2015
6/01/2014 - 18/12/2014
3/01/13 - 20/12/13
3/01/12 - 21/12/12
4/01/11 - 3/01/12
28/04/10 - 4/01/11
19/10/09 - 28/04/10
8/5/09 - 16/10/09
17/11/08 - 8/5/09
9/6/08 - 17/11/08
31/12/07 - 9/6/08
17/7/07 - 31/12/07
1/1/07 - 17/7/07
26/8/06 - 31/12/06
23/2/06 - 25/8/06
6/6/06 - 23/2/06
22/2/06 - epoch.


You can send stuff to me here:
send me pr0n!
If i like it and it's not too old or it's an "oldie, but a goodie", i'll put it up. And no, I don't normally give credit.


Get Notepad now!