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BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris has been exposed to Coronavirus (COVID-19)
The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days.





1/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nCtAScghAjU - At least he passed around VB instead of Foster's...
31/03/2020
https://twitter.com/PoliceWarr/status/1244163251799195649 - Out for a drive due to boredom? Surely that's a life sentence!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RHCBokFAnZU - :(
https://www.facebook.com/princess.howard.5815/videos/603310410528254/ - Wow...
30/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7nsdTtfCWRo - Yep.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W_V07XOonR4 - Yep.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B2NNSvnbuzQ - He's right, that is cheating...
27/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xOf2JBzTp68 - YUCK!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aUd5de8_Suw - Yuck...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tm38xA3KcQY - Perhaps what we're all doing is an overreaction, but I guess it's better to behave like we're not overreacting rather than face the alternative...
https://www.gif-vif.com/gifs/This-is-wedding-dance/?fbrefresh=23 - :)
26/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/wwwprikolru/videos/289231532047568/ - That should keep her amused for a while...
25/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O-tjwY9BlJA - I'm guessing this is going to happen a lot over the coming weeks/months...
https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html - Interesting and scary...
https://babylonbee.com/news/springbreakers-arrange-scattered-corpses-to-spell-out-yolo - Kids these days...
24/03/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/23032020memes - I used to cough to hide my farts. Now I'm farting to hide my coughs...
https://www.facebook.com/100000847705183/videos/2918126174892277/ - Such a heartwarming story in this time of crisis...
23/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=863144210814775 - :D
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/14/us/south-korean-attraction-is-fake-trnd/ - Looks like a scary ride. Too bad it's as fake as CNN!
http://winnietheflu.com/ - Definitely should be renamed to #WinnieTheFlu...
20/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCVUUbcVI9o - Gotta love the ratio of downvotes. Nissan has been churning out shit cars since they merged with Renault, which is personally really upsetting as I'm a huge Skyline fan having owned an R32. Perhaps whoever helped Gillette go woke is now helping Nissan?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRD-9-STnvQ - Donald Trump don't trust China. China is asshole!
http://franksemails.com/pics/20032020memes - I pee in pools
19/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/dejan.mitrovic.14203/videos/10216034630313680/ - Strange. I thought they grew on trees...
18/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=846792002461892 - These people took communion and aren't concerned about the shared spoon. I just hope the alcohol levels are high enough in the cup to kill the virus on contact during this Easter period...
https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/coronavirus-bug-sparks-holy-communion-row-in-greece - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bN3E556L5P4 - Yuck...
17/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/groups/LaughingSick/permalink/1292358454290036/ - Cats > humans :-/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1383658755147757/permalink/1388760181304281/ - Kinda getting crazy here...
16/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLsdA3C_7pU - Please stay safe...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0Ae0mjMljs - Scientific Approach to Avoid Coronavirus COVID-19 - Useful advice...
14/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LZmtl3l1R9A - One more...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGJZfmYMltM - This dude's incredible...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IyTwz06M8Yk - Ohhhh yeah... Headphones at work would be a wise choice...
----------Missed yesterday's update. Have one today instead!
12/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fvOwFuy8rQ - Very cool :)
11/03/2020
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51827356 - Oh, the ironing...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=510056363029535 - It's like the Boxing Day sales...
10/03/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/10032020memes - Have a SUPER MAR 10!
7/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=400503320546683 - :)
https://www.facebook.com/chris.roberts.31542/videos/3103756736303179/ - It's also the most fun way to wipe... Giggity...
https://www.facebook.com/BUX2200/videos/1066390390402409/ - And have another one. Most pople would find this sad, but I'm not most people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XHsr1VyeUro - Monday's a public holiday, so no updates. So have one today instead. Beaut ute mate!
6/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EcXbWl7HGZE - Welp, at least MEE-key-tah shaves her armpits...
http://franksemails.com/pics/purple_flowers - A very important life lesson...
5/03/2020
https://www.kiis1011.com.au/newsroom/truck-filled-with-toilet-paper-crashes-burns-thousands-of-toilet-rolls/ - Oh. My. God.
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=179143130187831&id=112555120179966 - :(
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/522312 - I'd expect a bento box for half a toilet roll...
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200305toiletpapermemes - So, we're losing our minds panic buying dunny rolls here in Oz...
4/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yhl-aXu4sxQ - This went from "pretty funny" to... "ugh, yuck" real quick...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=190236982305346 - That dirty look is well deserved...
3/03/2020
https://omny.fm/shows/the-alan-jones-breakfast-show/cash-limit-legislation-senator-malcolm-roberts - If you're Australian, please pass this on...
https://www.facebook.com/rphokie/videos/10158069630956382/ - Genius...
2/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY - Auto-generated captions help make this more confusing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SSn7QYiEiB4 - No idea why I found this funny...
28/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/28022020memes - I'm ready for the challenge!
27/02/2020
https://giphy.com/gifs/WmX3dWHQC2DwT73jdG - Pretty sure that pole swerved to hit him...
----------Sorry, been busy and missed yesterday's update.
25/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YbsvFMEvPo4 - The human drum machine...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1360686150747854 - 9.3/10...
24/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=583699939142875 - Very good :D
22/02/2020
----------Forgot yesterday's update, so here's one for today instead.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=636379707124799 - Pretty sure that's not a Range Rover....
20/02/2020
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jan/23/its-telling-that-people-are-convinced-theyre-real-the-satirical-signs-of-sydneys-nanny-state - Oh man this is funny...
19/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/19022020memes - Meanwhile, in Australia...
18/02/2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-17/holden-car-brand-axed-after-160-years-in-australia/11972092 - Very sad day...
17/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8 - Didn't even get to grab her by the boipucci...
https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1227751554851188738 - Rosa Parks must be rolling in her grave...
14/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3525284897544086 - He did what he said and didn't even have to drop his shopping...
13/02/2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-12/foreign-student-evicted-from-perth-house-over-coronavirus-fears/11959530 - Typical ABC propagandists - jumping to conclusions and screaming 'racism!'. You're not necessarily dealing with a racist here, but you're most certainly dealing with a moron...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=245393603131820 - Mean...
12/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10155821905231742 - Straya!
11/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=904560136388139 - Straya! Use headphones at work...
10/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/10022020memes - Misc pics
7/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/brandon.r.adams.9/videos/2679984822030939/ - Go Shrek Go!
http://franksemails.com/pics/07022020memes - Misc pics...
6/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/06022020memes - 2050 is as far away as 1990. Oh my God I'm old.
5/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R10b7X51v28 - LOL! GmanGT - 'First dude looking at the second dude and thinking..."That guy is nuts" '
http://franksemails.com/pics/05022020memes - No nudes plz...
4/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/04022020memes - Poor Bert. A couple unsafe for work...
https://twitter.com/EssexCanning/status/1222490650798698496 - What a disgrace...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=grIJjMCh0cw - Gib chips plz...
3/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200202memes - Misc pics...
31/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/coronamemes - Coronavirus memes
https://www.facebook.com/vera.biro.3/videos/3209674165726883/ - Ouch...
https://www.facebook.com/abaddons.legionMuayThai/videos/1686210508182960/ - Idiots...
https://twitter.com/guyverhofstadt/status/1222553258633441281 - The UK narrowly dodged this fascist bullet. Now to get on with Grexit.
30/01/2020
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/21/petrol-stations-accused-sexism-pumps-designed-male-hands-12095739/ - Upper-middle class problems...
29/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2zJ8vaB5jo - No sandwiches!?!?? Clearly Brexit was a mistake...
28/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/meghan_markle_memes - Meghan Markle Memes
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UM8pwnmcLb0 - Fkn nailed it...
27/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CGBWmosqyXM - Pretty sure all this activism will come to a halt if we just change the date. LOL no, no it won't...
----------Today is Australia Day and tomorrow is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates. Happy Australia Day!
24/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/tony.snow.372/videos/3392515670775963/ - No doubt she saved a few souls that day...
23/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/100009234883602/videos/2514285362222602/ - I could translate, but I don't think that's necessary...
22/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jSjMa0RRCPI - I guess this video is a demonstration of her being "sometimes" racist...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7IqkwVnw0U - Maths is still ok though, right?
21/01/2020
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/ - Wrong sort of clam...
20/01/2020
https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/1218812294550949888 - I take it high speed rail would be out of the question...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPqzUVemWlE - Only eaten it once myself. Quite tough and went straight through me...
17/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bQtmm_lpUKI - Roughly translates to "kill me"...
14/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCGUNpzjD6M - They normally only attack American tourists...
----------I'll be travelling interstate over the next couple of days for work, so probably no time for updates.
http://franksemails.com/pics/14012020memes - One of them is a little unsafe for work...
13/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vPMIG6Ford4 - Looks like they need hearing aids...
10/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=revtJt2y0WU - Always remember to engage you safety squints...
https://www.facebook.com/BBCLondon/photos/pb.128645453843827.-2207520000../3458716677503338/?type=3&theater - Agreed. Anyone asking xer to "cheer up" should face the full force of the law...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sR6UeVptzRg - Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020 - All of his bits chained. "Get drunk, take your drugs, fuck off" lol :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200110memes - Not safe for work...
9/01/2020
https://twitter.com/ChestTommys/status/1214637192435453952 - Cry or die...
8/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200108memes - Misc pics...
7/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Qole2PKsAE - "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything" - indeed. May the roasting continue througout the '20s until sanity is restored...
https://www.facebook.com/Vitalyzdtv/videos/377915016260409/ - What a dickhead...
6/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=805707526509505 - Don't mess with this guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-rXv0hMndeQ - Wonderful talent...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Hope this new decade is a good one. Didn't bother collecting any salty UK election memes or post anything during my break like I said I would, as you may have noticed, as I was far too busy being lazy. Terrible bushfire season this year, as you might have heard. Now get back to work!

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