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I hate double standards. Like if a girl goes out and sleeps with loads of guys she's considered a "slut". Yet if a guy does it he's considered a "homosexual".



26/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xh3Wveg4DMk - Come to think of it, this is a missed opportunity. Star Wars would have been even more awesome than it is with Arnie playing Darth Vadar. Perhaps Star Wars - The Arnie Edition can be another future re-release. Pretty sure we're overdue for one anyway.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-w-mWhIWEM - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=he2xu4J1bHg - Oldie, but a goodie. Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qn0pwlFxWVc - It even plays the race card - I like it! :)
25/04/2017
----------Today is ANZAC Day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget.
24/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TIwQbAecYc - :)
21/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LaTJ4SLo9NM - Misc tree revenge...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCk-PytMQe8 - Best laugh track ever...
20/04/2017
http://hackaday.com/2017/04/19/you-think-you-cant-be-phished/ - :(
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/04/18/adidas-sent-congratulatory-email-to-people-who-survived-boston_a_22045026/ - :)
19/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Czssbj5fg2w - This is all the excuse I need to be more active...
18/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uzykWIKRmrs - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a-pdx4PIpk4 - SMH...
13/04/2017
----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Happy Easter everyone!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1w8n0L3uUCE - Very good :)
12/04/2017
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/passenger-dragged-off-united-airlines-flight-had-dark-past/news-story/bf21d3955203bf9d91c380a0166e32a1 - Not only did he get dragged off the plane, he's getting dragged through the mud!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y8HdeHtOJs - From the same airline that breaks guitars
11/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2eW2PgZEyw - Woogity-boogity!
10/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UeG1ftTmLAg - Far too much excitement...
7/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4gKPULa41Q - Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gPZgEekfWI - Uh... Not sure what the deal is with that toilet in the corner...
6/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gOr2OfEf4 - Very good :)
5/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLj6VMbjTkE - Russia wins. Russia always wins. As long as they continue to drive those classic old Ladas, they win.
4/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=foFKXS6Nyho - asdf...
3/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QAwL0O5nXe0 - It's amazing what they can do with cloud tech these days...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LSZPNwZex9s - Pretty sure this won't be an April Fool's day joke in the near future...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fGr0oifJMEI - Officially amazing!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-fCRqsQBvPY - Ugh...
2/04/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RvLmcRZte78 - Might as well do one for today whilst I'm here...
----------Sorry everyone - I did Friday's update but forgot to upload it. Thanks for the reminder!
31/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yKhXuCsqI8s - Genius. From the same guy that did the fast helium rapping (posted 14/2/2017). Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI - Clickbait, in paper form. I think they called them headlines back in the olden days? That's why I like the right side navigation on their website - it's so full of giggity, you can't stop scrolling!
30/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X2bu3UjCxj0 - Mao
29/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u8Cm25VcG2g - Awesome! Definitely should be in the Winter Olympics...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=anHasqFguCM - About as fake as a CNN fake news story...
28/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O7xye_Bavcc - I'd feel violated... Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=faU7-6u58zM - Fake. The lighting's all wrong and the steering wheel's clearly on the wrong side...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7E4-60ZsaPo - Hopefully North Korea isn't taking any notes...
27/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqDsDgNolG0 - Giggity...
24/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1G_o0rZdqNI - Misc failures...
http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2017/3/22/15009960/male-fertility-device-smartphone-app-semen-test - Like I need another reason to do that whilst i'm holding my phone...
23/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALX-L4Isgig - Offensive jokes are the funniest! There's some great ones in the comments as well...
22/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WZSM9Ga1X5c - Meahwhile, in the Middle Kingdom...
21/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdenThshf8g - I'm partial to "Blind as a welder's dog" myself...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IwNOmiHa6kQ - Trees > Humans...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I05yAnYFHK4 - Trees > Humans...
20/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nUof8G47t0 - Nice work. And he threw his wife under the bus. Husband of the year!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Ojvk-4IcOE - OMG it's so offensive!!!11
17/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4 - Food of the gods!
16/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4KCWtI7NL4 - The title of this video is an understatement...
15/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0pXyEiYzzT4 - Sorcery! Burn him!
14/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NnwfNMrjzzA - OVER 9000!!!!!111
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/03/bbc-pundits-children-video-not-funny-its-patriarchy-nutshell - BAAHAHAHAH this is even funnier :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c5A1wg5FA-g - Why you shouldn't neglect wearing pants during an interview...
13/03/2017
----------Today is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
10/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEnhVQeKGc8 - What the!? "Jordan Hendrawan - I bet the patient is dying of laughter" - i would too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RohFxLAi5CY - Good for her :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EF8_Jecacso - Yep - "Daniel Shultz - Thanks for vertical video officer. Are you drunk?"
9/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8DSWEX5mVl8 - Box of poo FTW!!! :)
8/03/2017
http://www.theonion.com/article/woman-takes-short-half-hour-break-from-being-femin-35026 - Happy International Women's day everyone!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=li0mRLcGbU8 - Might keep this in mind...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aD_Gp083b2U - Misc future Darwin Awards candidates...
7/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hqB7wBfSoHU - I found the comments more hysterical...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FWS5xfIaoeA - MASSIVE minature crocodile caught on camera...
6/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OqMSUatffSA - Dukes of Hazzard indeed...
3/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9y8u6mxf10o - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cl9CL2LWmsE - Can't believe he signed...
2/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fMM80f_HX3s - Must have his nuts in a vice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YiaOyFgLihI - Pregnant turkey! lol :)
1/03/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5vr66IMAcPA - Misc motorbike accidents. Some are quite nasty...
28/02/2017
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/01/04/real-housewives-isis-bbc-criticised-online-insensitive-new-show/ - And this is even funnier...
https://www.facebook.com/bbctwo/videos/1080140528761781/ - Holy crap this is funny...
27/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk - Make sure you're sipping coffee when you open this. I did...
24/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=00lCoGWxbt4 - "Ollie - How the fuck did the crane hold the weight of his balls??"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NK-GDogwi5E - Something to think about every single time you step into a lift...
23/02/2017
http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=franksemails.com&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit - Yo Yo dawwwwg! It's... franksemails.com!
22/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4E7jRLLWJ9Q - Good to see that Bad Santa made an appearance...
21/02/2017
http://www.doyletics.com/tidbits/militaryadvice.pdf - :)
20/02/2017
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SKYVIPER-V950HD-VIDEO-DRONE-HIGH-DEFINITION-/322424584965?nma=true&si=FMdqIqOAVJP%252FbYBlM35%252BGMyehMg%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557 - "I don't have time to play with it so.I only use it may 1st or 2nd times" - I guess he's too busy playing with himself. Giggity...
17/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDA3_5982h8 - Correct - "jojojorisjhjosef - This is like learning to code."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uMGBvcGBZL8 - Giggity...
16/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_zRcuOdjU8 - Horrible, horrible video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pwieh2wNZtE - Great toy for the kids!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0gIjvEcSIps - Useless animals, no wonder they're extinct...
15/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ghk2P2uByQQ - I hope he wins...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hCGqqK81DN8 - Delicious and nutritious...
14/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4actmEHLo - I look forward to hearing this blaring out of many a young kid's car stereo...
13/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5hV-ESBd0 - "John Doe - Oh my god, I just played this video with the Benny Hill theme and it's a beautiful match. Use BennyHillThis for perfection."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1inR2b7PS5M - Dogs > Cats
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo - I'm triggered...
10/02/2017
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/02/samsungs-battery-factory-caught-on-fire-because-of-course-it-did/ - Ha! Oh the ironing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oOop2bLiSFw - What about dessert!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qL0QROnL-JU - Misc selfie failures... Or fails... Whatever...
9/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5uDS-SM-65A - Giggity!
https://www.facebook.com/sonny5ideup/videos/879402745498660/ - I could listen to this over and over all day...
8/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vpsMyCuGbOo - "Tuna sandwich named Kevin" LOL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYl23X7pPjY - Not the sharpest tool in the shed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ch0eIKXtEnA - Genius...
7/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7u6M18M3D0s - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6ouH8DypMZ4 - :)
6/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5nViIUfDMJg - Wow.
3/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fj6r3-sQr58 - :)
http://ktla.com/2017/02/01/get-off-your-phone-texas-day-cares-sign-goes-viral/ - Pretty sure she took the pic and posted it on facebook whilst picking up her child...
2/02/2017
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/bowlmors-huge-food-2017-1 - Murica!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i2T7Z50v_b4 - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pwlqhvc5dFg - Straya!!!
1/02/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QliBL-AQiAY - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYJxxO4II2Y - Straya cnut!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uVePQX5CEI - Straya!
31/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tsb7CxwSiBA - Genius!
30/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SQLaI13SNdA - Russia!
27/01/2017
----------Moving to a new server today. Hopefully it doesn't give me any trouble, but if you have any issues, please let me know.
25/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LX__i-zeaWs - Tommorow is Australia Day public holiday and no one works on Friday either, so no updates. Happy Australia Day!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc - Heh :)
24/01/2017
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/can-you-make-it-through-these-photos-without-smashing-your-c - :(
23/01/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4113536/Helmet-cam-captures-snowboarder-s-near-death-experience-avalanche.html - And the story...
https://m.facebook.com/tom.oye.9/posts/1364064733614385 - !!!
https://www.facebook.com/Nebulor/videos/1202172619859916/ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lJG0Ibhcsng - YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!111 Her(?) pain is my gain! :) This comment: "KWIZ DOT - The memes write themselves Folks. We have the best memes, and Liberals supply our meme aquifers with tears."
20/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HP5uQ67_dw - Saved by the lamp post...
19/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9dMC1XbYu4 - Make sure you turn subtitles on...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YC0oj7BcWiI - I guess it's not PC to toss dwarfs any more...
18/01/2017
http://hackaday.com/2017/01/10/paper-airplane-machine-gun-v2-0/ - !!!11!!!!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kyvNv3a1H9o - Should be able to slice an egg with it as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c - "Heppy Ket - I laughed so hard I think I just delivered a kitten :)", "bluegtturbo Keep that pussy well away from Trump..."
17/01/2017
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4105632/Moora-Shire-Council-posts-viral-footage-bitumen-laid-dirt-road.html - It is kinda mesmerising...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/celebrity/long-live-the-king-conspiracy-theorists-say-theyve-proof-elvis-still-alive-and-visited-graceland-on-82nd-birthday/ar-AAlVJ1K?li=AAgfLCP&ocid=SKY2DHP - Elvis faked his own death!!1
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/cia-veteran-claims-adolf-hitler-faked-his-own-death-then-fled-to-south-america-in-submarine-via-tenerife/ar-AAlUjrp?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Hitler faked his own death!!1
16/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uywdkkEnTNc - :)
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/comment-amber-sherlock-video-just-stop-with-the-misogyny-onslaught-that-is-supernumberjacketgate/ar-AAlSIwn?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=1PRCMSRT - Awww, poor diddums. Looks like most of the comments are just as sympathetic. Apparently, everyone talks to everyone passive-aggressively in the workplace.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_NCEeZtRCRI - Such a sexist comment! "Hugh Mungus - Glad us men don't have periods, amirite guys?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7TA4Whui_xA - Much easier to ask my wife to do it...
13/01/2017
https://mobile.twitter.com/MScanlan7/status/819045813791821824 - Ask a stupid question...
12/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=govKYxJ4IxY - 241.402!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pglMl92P-OA - 160.934!!!
11/01/2017
https://www.facebook.com/allstarsbristol/videos/769701156538797/ - Great putt...
10/01/2017
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGRl6cPl_XE - Expensive...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=16APzeKtO5c - Cat owner shoots a vertical video of an evil kitten harassing an innocent puppy...
9/01/2017
https://www.facebook.com/theTBC/ - Straya Cnut!
https://www.facebook.com/ObeyUsmanHaiderSwag/posts/329375764100939 - Let's start what looks to be glorious year with a bang...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Thought I'd make a slight change to the site. Now get back to work...

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