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17/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hJhhsa-9w6E - Well deserved...
16/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mo5d-D0Q1RE - Giggity!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nhD3kxgOes4 - Holy crap! Very lucky to survive that...
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/08/patreon-and-mastercard-ban-robert-spencer-without-explanation - Another thought criminal bites the dust. If you commit wrongthink, you deserve to be destitute and living on the street. So MasterCard gets to tell Patreon who can and cannot use their platform and Patreon obliges. One would think there's an election coming up. Oh, wait...
15/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6meUz7289JE - LOL Pwned!
14/08/2018
https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/08/dooms-mortally-challenged-comment-has-sjws-calling-it-gross-and-anti-immigration/66299/ - Looks like an awesome game. And the glorious salt from pouring from all the orifices of the perpetually offended is just begging to be mined :) I loved Wolfenstein 3D and Doom when they first came out back in the early 90s, even if they were PC only and I was a huge Amiga zealot. Amigas were great, but they sucked at these FPS shooters...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qUiay4AhH98 - Guiding principle!? LOL...
https://www.change.org/p/united-states-department-of-transportation-change-all-stop-signs-to-gon-t-signs - Please sign this petition. It's very important.
https://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/ - ...he would have lost it anyway.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478848/Depressed-bachelor-cuts-penis-CYCLES-hospital-treatment.html - Even if he had a girlfriend...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vH53JDg4GdY - And people tell me that Techno is repetitive...
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/contestant-struggles-to-answer-very-simple-question-in-awkward-video/news-story/1586740f0210085d751fdb90ec2b5679 - Excellent trolling from the audience :)
13/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg - A tribute...
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/trumps-walk-fame-star-multiplies-hollywood-1133678 - More stupid normies unaware of the Streisand effect. This is what happens. I was in LA a few months ago, and took a selfie with the Almighty Shitlord in Chief's Hollywood star...
https://www.facebook.com/HuaXiaYuLe/videos/575608102814545/ - Huge booger...
https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/38%C2%B01545.8%22S+144%C2%B03447.6%22E/@-38.2626674,144.5792099,277m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d-38.2627222!4d144.5798889 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=62H-CCh18-k - The most offensive of offensive memes going around these days. We don't talk about this war. Let us never mention it again.
10/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IDwoWscEOTs - But it's ok to bash them, because they're racists...
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/giant-inflatable-whack-a-mole/5157026044320413/ - Best. Game. Ever.
9/08/2018 you
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZN7Isrfei0Q - Other views from people's mobiles...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SAcN2TiGVfQ - Holy crap that's a massive explosion...
http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/03/7873/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them.html - I remember in my younger, drunker years, I often worshipped the porcelain god...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5554673/The-Hunter-Chef-tucks-hunk-meat-vegan-protesters.html - Excellent demonstration by an excellent professional...
8/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADJ74s1-XW4 - The problem with massive government spending is that it inevitably funds this kind of tumblresque lunacy. Government departments literally happy with the idea of reprogramming our brains; are you fucking kidding me? It's funny that they mention French - one of the most gendered languages around. I speak Greek and many words are gendered, although not to the extent of French.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969923/Pensioner-KILLS-seagull-grabbing-feet-swinging-wall-stole-chip.html - God, the amount of times I've wanted to do this. And magpies during Spring. Arsehole birds...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-VPqWzvx8 - Giggity...
https://twitter.com/dhanimations/status/1026549267907801089/video/1 - Giggity...
7/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oXrLrjT8N2g - Then they'll come for these guys. Although I disagree that the major platforms should be regulated as public utilities - it's wrong and will only serve to set them in stone forever. Should we have regulated MySpace as a public utility? In any case, the Streisand effect will probably make this silly stunt backfire.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_lPhSreTkXc - First, they came for the loonies...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=olQI8rak8c0 - I think so too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xdM5yCBy0jY - I quite like these hub motor electric cars - true 4WD and less mechanical complications.
http://home.bt.com/news/odd-news/media-firm-seeks-psychopath-for-sales-role-11364106788842 - Wouldn't they have just hired internally? Pretty sure they'd have plenty that would qualify who would love to get into sales...
6/08/2018
http://www.france24.com/en/20180731-venezuelas-president-admits-economy-has-failed - Nonsense, Maduro! That wasn't real socialism! Try it again!
https://omgfacts.com/how-many-shitloads-are-in-a-fuckton-google-has-the-answer/ - Definitely needs to be added to Google's unit converter...
3/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cFL2Q57b48w -
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FBuWIDPVaP8 - Gald he's out. Hope he sues.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZJwmcerjSIs - Oh dear...
2/08/2018
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/coles-sets-august-29-deadline-for-handout-of-free-reusable-plastic-bags/ar-BBLnrTL - Greenpeace: "Coles have caved in far too quickly to a small but vocal minority". The needle shattered on my irony-meter...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RhdEbOzcN1U - Jordan Peterson is a reasonable person...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EPu4aUY8uDE - My new favourite TV show...
1/08/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1SZWb35bgA - Take that America!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VVE79XT8-Mg - Important lesson. Can't believe he survived this...
31/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3UNMdZLXj6Y - "Ken Mendoza - When I was 3, I got a piece of foam stuck up my nose for more than a month."
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/mcdonalds-canada-slammed-over-new-aussie-burger/news-story/7a3e20965ee11ffae1685fb31f4ee7d4 - Yes, we put eggs, beetroot and pineapple on our burgers...
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/how-mcdonalds-monopoly-was-rigged/news-story/4f186698c71492f5796deb4966e38c65 - That's why I never won...
30/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nhngKwGZzPk - "khwan o - Mein kraft"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=g9MuNTHLvAo - I believe him...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VAsa3EZmahE - Not sure what he was expecting...
27/07/2018
https://www.inquisitr.com/1673847/woman-caught-making-porn-films-in-church-claims-shes-an-angel/ - And if you search for 'Babsi' in pornhub, you'll find this disgusting blasphemer. I found a few videos and did lots of in-depth analysis...
https://www.facebook.com/fabricio.augusto.524/videos/1755008244613949/ - Murica!
26/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FI8AemQcclY - Nice toy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gy8RVuQCGfM - Best way to launch a boat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=umqfVL3lSEA - Pwned...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPqWstVnRjQ - Mind blown...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pXHDoROh2hA - Mind blown...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AJ8vWgNXUYw - Poor Josh...
25/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZrTN2ggZCBg - Sounds like an awesome neighbour to have...
https://torontosun.com/entertainment/television/metoo-much-netflix-reportedly-tells-staff-maximum-eye-contact-length - BAAAAHAHAHAA!!1 Sounds like an awesome place to work...
24/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1U5chJvPyQk - 85 hours!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pb7Tw5fvbDc - Sounds like a fun subreddit to join...
23/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sg0D1PpgCXs - TRANSformers. Woke...
https://www.facebook.com/ViralHumorPage/videos/218152718838236/ - Awwww...
20/07/2018
https://www.facebook.com/insiderpresents/videos/1033777520107554/ - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bvckqUjsqqo - Not sure I want to know what happened next...
https://www.facebook.com/dontbeahack/videos/1418612581572749/UzpfSTE0NzcxMjQxMzY6MzA2MDYxMTI5NDk5NDE0OjEwOjA6MTUzMzEwNjc5OTo0NjUyMzA4ODkyMjYzOTI2ODY4/ - "AC BBQ", as per the person that sent this to me :) More like an AC fireplace! :)
19/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qzUD2H6f85U - C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever?!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/07/14/sky-high-gallic-pride-takes-knock-french-air-force-bastille/ - Whoopsy. Maybe next time they should try all white instead - like their alternative flag :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fXo2FdKG5bo - My god what an arsehole! LOL! :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEE3_mBzi8 - I'm surprised he didn't get knocked out...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kahVVKu5Vjk - Great idea :) I like the British definition of a "heatwave" - 30 degrees :) (that's 86F in the old money)
https://twitter.com/amenbreakfast/status/1018584680688508928?s=12 - What!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LGsCNqk1lpg - Clearly a lot of research has gone into this...
18/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R67NwfQR_kA - Nice shot. Lucky he didn't kill anyone...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YOixMAO5DxA - Better than a Bollywood blockbuster...
17/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48 - Huh!? Surely this isn't real...
https://t.co/oBXVIso1qw - Whoa!
16/07/2018
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/florida-man-shoots-himself-penis_us_5959f395e4b05c37bb7f3de8 - Oh dear...
https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/05/curious-boy-13-gets-usb-cable-stuck-penis-7687456/ - Oh dear...
https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/10-inch-penis-er-fredy-alanis/ - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0lYuRgROepY - Brought a tear to my eye...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AloRFRjWLY0 - Never let a camel get behind the wheel...
13/07/2018
http://franksemails.com/pics/englandvcroatiaworldcup2018 - Edgy England losing memes. Some so edgy, you can carve with 'em...
https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/videos/3021999441278901/?hc_ref=ARREw0a0DDMQcmCnCBqcIfxiaDJJm00kz4uOnf0AhTXK5DhXCB-uuvx3qWwVEctZVDE - Not-England celebrating a win...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=https://twitter.com/BrutalArsenal/status/1015916358146674688/video/1 - Whoopsy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BJviJ6Mzklo - Giggity...
12/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SiMDgHvFfog - Catchy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DJZzGJ9SYzA - Catchy...
11/07/2018
https://www.facebook.com/KTPTAD/videos/648332192201335/ - Use headphones at work. I think I should have a comment section on this website too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y31aZ_V6E8E - ???
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uAO__9n0v40 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8FhGOV7fs64 - Because Russia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rYmXm6nziZs - Elmo tickle you!
10/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BJQfT9C5Adc - Pretty sure this ad is designed to scare people away...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G8WJ6f52lKg - Nice beat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Udk9pbeYMfs - Awww... So cute...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dYxZBtAedgE - So glad I don't drive to work any more...
9/07/2018
https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/activity:6421383150504636416/ - Great video :) Well done to England for getting through.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n96wgNVguvs - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uKTFYTTV9Zg - Doesn't even look like he damaged the plane...
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/whats-wrong-with-the-way-we-did-it-california-couple-renovating-their-bathroom-find-a-hilarious-message-hidden-in-the-wall-from-the-old-owners/ar-AAzKtxI - Although I never put photos, I used to write messages on the back of plasterboard or MDF or whatever just like this in my old house :)
6/07/2018
https://www.facebook.com/wakingupwithalaugh/videos/649815248521464/ - Uhhh.... Not safe for work. Or for your eyes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kv7DlT2LHxY - Russia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uheJQjs2nQY - Didn't quite make it to China...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WAU4hCBilbI - The first time I visited the UK 10 years ago, I went to a couple of local football matches. This kind of banter was the best thing about it...
5/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4ZAspuU-g - Boom!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ixNviTpu1iQ - Boom!
https://www.facebook.com/doctorgeorge/videos/10155577849246198/ - Boom!
4/07/2018
https://www.facebook.com/SimonGlassmanFun/videos/980138192159739/ - Meth is a superpower drug...
3/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FKdfjppARio - Misc impressive feats...
https://www.facebook.com/LibbieHigginsComedy/videos/1807776239524465/ - Shame that's a wig...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjRdZkVvTMM - Russia. There's English subtitles, so turn them on if you don't speak Commie.
2/07/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I - Straya. Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OQnZl8TJo0A - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkKiLaxXjAA - Pwned!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LP3qZhdmhGQ - Straya!
29/06/2018
http://franksemails.com/pics/germany2018 - Well, Germans have a history of not doing so well in Russia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qVtSgdTvTBM - Barack Obama and Donald Trump are both holograms! Confirmed!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7qCj2Z_mph0 - But think of the positive side of a nuclear holocaust - it would be just like this!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sm0xcYYBL6Y - Staged. Obviously. But if not, I'm sorry LA, you need to be nuked...
28/06/2018
https://www.facebook.com/amandarribeiro/videos/2149490911733593/ - Expert practitioners of D.E.
27/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ecDDn3WsPTA - This comment: "Mike Jeffries The guy on the camera: No vertical video ✔️ Followed the action ✔️ Balls of steel ✔️"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoBUwgi344 - Ouch...
26/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0MQZryIghvo - Not a single car came out of that unscathed :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HrQrJ57J9eE - Really cool. And, uh, really scary...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GhCYg-ZbOu4 - I guess much of that 23.6TB of data per month by NBN Co's top user is used watching this kind of material. Not safe for work.
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/nbn-cos-top-user-downloads-236tb-a-month-495646 - No, this is not me...
25/06/2018
----------franksemails.com turned 13 over the weekend (on the 23rd)! It's now a teenager! Unlike me - I'm old. Happy Birthday franksemails.com!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ynRFYT7d6nk - Holy moly...
https://gizmodo.com/the-end-of-all-thats-good-and-pure-about-the-internet-1826963763 - Please contact your local MEP to put an end to this stupidity.
22/06/2018
https://www.facebook.com/hangardois/videos/2014099782176300/ - Could have poked more than an eye out with that!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/4978296492193370/ - Could have definitely poked an eye out with that!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/4974013292621690/ - Could've poked an eye out with that...
https://www.facebook.com/CBCMrD/videos/1558016007594305/ - :)
21/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7NXgqrXvnzU - That's a cool toy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SglbQt0MSyk - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tRGGsvb1oas - Pretty sure I have too...
20/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d0Izef1rvF4 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0EsVbRC0Vxo - Yet another reckless cat being reckless...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T81yL-0B8Ns - Straya. Oldie, but a goodie...
19/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CR_XL192wXw - Physics FTW! Now he has to clean up that mess...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ziltBdyFxDo - This may be from The Onion, but I'm pretty sure they were being serious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xrUodw3MvkY - Follow this diet and make your dick 10x bigger!
18/06/2018
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/third-millennials-think-earth-flat-12330904 - Good to see that more and more people are waking up!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/latest-outrageous-flat-earth-theory-12472190 - Very true. The earth is flat and Australia, of course, could not possibly exist. I mean, do you know anyone that's even been to Australia? I don't and I actually live here!
https://youtu.be/xQeoS8TeY08?t=24m37s - Oi! You got a loicence for that opinion!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jDgCgLlpOqM - Rule Britannia!!!
15/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DsbVGox4jos - Oh my...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Anefd7keTyQ - Fuck yeah!!!
14/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BQMgtvNdQSE - Delicious and nutritious...
13/06/2018
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/06/07/a-corporate-executive-led-a-secret-double-life-as-australias-poo-jogger/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.be29ffc7d86e - I wish I led a secret double life...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FzmAEQzZJ5Q - Delicious and nutritious...
12/06/2018
https://www.facebook.com/DealerMemess/videos/181919879314104/ - Should see him in the World Cup this weekend...
https://www.facebook.com/realmikethecop/videos/2087053724888943/ - Nice tackle...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=E3kgYgEDNVs - Nice to have a clean deck...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tuq8H8Bu4Ow - Bargain!
8/06/2018
----------Monday is the Queen's Birthday public holiday in Victoria, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen!
https://www.facebook.com/KATOTAKA2.0/videos/2129960620371744/ - Very kind of it to chop itself up for dinner. I thought the Ameglian Major Cow only did this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-rUp2biJwg - Oh dear...
7/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ATc7qsZyq-c - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O1RRbBQJOFo - 7:29 - Getting into a fight like this has always been a fantasy of mine...
6/06/2018
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/surfers-paradise-anglican-churchs-raunchy-road-sign-has-jaws-dropping/news-story/4aa81c281e4e54af9289dddbbc70bc8a - It's an age old question, after all...
5/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P7_QqiPu_tQ - "CHARrrrrrrrr New meaning to bike ramp" :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WxphPKKzAc - Cunning stunts...
4/06/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4URj2bICgQM - They'd be more interested in the game if they were playing a real bat and ball game. Like Test Cricket.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn2A1p13Sg - Very impressive. This comment made my sides split: "Ryo Zelda - Rock and roll in 7 steps 0:55 Beginner 1:12 Intermediate 1:17 Advance 1:21 Master 1:31 Legend 1:35 Other-Realm 1:40: Asian"
1/06/2018
https://saveyourinternet.eu/ - This site makes it easy to contact your local MEP...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvXOfq3AB8s - God, I'd be in prison for the next 1000 years with this website full of unlicenced links!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bM45bTN4Vnc - What if they're wielding potato peeler?
31/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLy-Iiy_Zp4 - "CodeCommand Crocodile version of "I've got your nose""
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6jxRnodaKzE - Simulation of what would have happened if the Cold War went south...
30/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eje1RJKKDdw - Here kitty kitty...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RetUMNuXTv0 - I'd like to see this on a velodrome at the Olympics...
29/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhEKl-PTSGo - Probably was his bag he left behind...
https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/28/mamoudou-gassam-climbed-building-paris-save-child-balcony-declared-hero-7582791/ - Well, I guess parkour has its practical uses after all...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PN2IMpwbZWc - "hiphopfan: Any update on if the microphone is ok?" LOL :)
28/05/2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/8mkxw1/leaked_text_conversation_between_potus_and_kim_on/ - Sad. Brought a tear to my left eye...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OnRhMQT1GWs - Straya!
https://www.change.org/p/theresa-may-mp-free-tommy-robinson - #FreeTommy
25/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PTKMpxEAzXw - Rabbit rescued by a brave eagle...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RedI_7WZlCA - Heh :)
24/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O2f5e_VgZkY - Much better than the ballpit at dashcon, by far. Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_mgHP6_rgIQ - Ouch. Use headphones at work...
23/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VIuX1pO70UA - Sort your underworld; clean your father out, bucko; save yourself from the room...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo - Very true. Except I swear more. A lot more...
22/05/2018
https://hackaday.io/project/73048-bilexa-bass - And how it was built...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bRxhgxH6FUI - Genius!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fyNcJlwXurk - Bacon.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5pRY3wlKwm8 - I heard "I like bukkake...
21/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-SYdJEcWRxU - What the!?
18/05/2018
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uJsLc_1526456276 - She threw her faeces just like a monkey!
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4674955225884964/ - Looks like fun...
17/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d1J3NLNWAPU - Quick history lesson: Back in the day, this would have been torture. Imagine living in a house with this on TV - the only TV in the house with everyone else around you watching it. These days, you can watch it on your phone or laptop in privacy with relief at hand...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_QvaFrT61bI - Geniuses at work...
16/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-cN8sJz50Ng - Giggity!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JKb1IeovH60 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLj6VMbjTkE - Flamethrower needs not an explanation...
15/05/2018
https://mashable.com/2018/05/14/united-airlines-tomato-juice-flights/ - Bah. They caved in and changed their minds. I'm going to file a complaint...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xsqInns6LXQ - LEL @ Special forces! :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9Q - Reptilian confirmed!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G0_fymHtwoE - SORCERY!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m9itxSl3ySM - SORCERY!
14/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fd_OEgsxWag - Too bad he didn't quite make it to freedom...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sv2h-csnlps - Why blanks?
11/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MiAYcFoEkNc - She should sue the property owner....
10/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JcfWmUl71Jk - More round earth nonsense. He even admits that NASA is paying him to spread this propaganda!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ESQbyouMI - Pretty sure this'll be law in a few short years...
9/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QzG3JXzjILE - Mesmerising...
https://www.facebook.com/ShitAussiesSay/videos/1407047086062726/ - Happens all the time in Australia. It's a wonder we're all still alive. Make sure you watch full screen.
8/05/2018
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/20-000-lashes-for-murder-liberal-party-branch-to-debate-proposal-for-corporal-punishment-20180507-p4zdup.html - Baahahahahahahaahaahaaaaaa :) I suppose if you punch 4 police officers, you get the same punishment as a murderer?
https://www.facebook.com/UltimateWeaponss/videos/799304630274142/ - Not as cool and went the wrong direction. Watch in full screen...
https://www.facebook.com/SciTechUniversedotcom/videos/1930087523924044/ - Wow. That's just cool...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Hr7_2C2xQ - Yep: 'CHROME WATER "in 100 years...what would bikes look like... thats how we design things" Your career is based off the movie TRON buddy.'
7/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=85Oelal-gyU - Might have to keep an eye on this guy :) Apparently he's running for a spot in the Legislative Council in the Victorian State Election later this year...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q-t3FXjHfsU - Very, very cool. She's got quite a catalogue too...
https://www.facebook.com/drphilshow/videos/10156410251008909/ - Poor girl. She should start a gofundme campaign - I'm sure there'd be loads of people who'd want to contribute!
4/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ofh836qgRic - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EDTGXf3izlQ - That's a lot of clock...
3/05/2018
http://www.news.com.au/national/northern-territory/car-after-car-fall-victim-to-notorious-nt-crocspot-cahills-crossing/news-story/fa93ecdcd6eb2e59d0c35e359a3a0a83 - Meanwhile, in Australia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yflTu150QZw - These farmers need to wisen up and diversify their crops. Chocolate bars, lollies and fairy floss are all high yielding crops that are profitable.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LeFxjRMv5U8 - Nice toy. Maybe in a decade or two it'll be more practical...
2/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jOeqZBpmyo - Meanwhile, in Japan...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U9DtAUyaKRU - In Mother Russia...
1/05/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yR2M2lUySCo - Great YouTube channel. Not such a great car. This comment: "Abbreviated Reviews - The type of car you pile all of your friends and their PCs into to take to the LAN party but turn back when it struggles to climb the first hill from the massive load of computer parts and unfulfilled libidos."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1FvwMsb9CRg - Great trolling :) TBH, I was fooled by this as well when I first saw it.
30/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uUX7-od_yto - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_5gzS4KqMtU - BAHAHAAHAAAA - "Burt Hulbert - I stopped a speeder to discover he had a suspended license. The tow truck arrived whereupon the speeder said I couldn't tow his car because "my father is a doctor". I then asked the tow driver what his father did for a living. He said his dad was a plumber. I told him my dad was a farmer. Then we towed the doctor's son's car."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S6vlu1FRaic - How DARE you do your job, pleb. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!??!?
27/04/2018
https://www.facebook.com/groups/777297619147578/permalink/797144080496265/ - BaahahuauaahahahAAAaa!!!!!
26/04/2018
https://www.facebook.com/groups/BTGVSOR/permalink/823434004533643/ - :(
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pqDfcWnoMwk - This comment - "Joseph Scarbrough This is just udderly ridiculous. The cow is milking the system, and the chickens don't play well with udders. Who do they think they are, action moo-vie heroes? In the end, the chickens should just fly the coop while the cows hoof it back home."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6lXVtCjJrz0 - Dogs > Cats
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA - Genius. It even sounds like them with Australian accents...
25/04/2018
https://www.gofundme.com/fund-the-count-dankula-appeal - Holy crap. It's midday AEST and this has already raised £60k. He posted the video only 7 hours ago and presumably the gofundme link soon after that. I chipped in. Ahh - on the page it says "Raised by 2,396 people in 10 hours". Very cool.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5VDfcrDHvzE - Sorry, can't help myself. "Won't do community or pay the fine. Well then, cnut, it's gulag time!"
https://www.facebook.com/JonathanPieReporter/videos/1507028569420031/ - Ok, last one and I'm done with this. For now :) When I said I wouldn't post updates. Use headphones at work.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6cqwj5WLk0 - "Remember, context matters, mate" BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!
24/04/2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day - Tomorrow is ANZAC Day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget.
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/watch-man-attacks-bus-lane-monitoring-vehicle-in-west-belfast-36819577.html - Looks like someone needs a lie down and a chill pill...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sq3W4IX8gUw - This should be ok to view anywhere though...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RRTlmaurkz0 - Wow. You'll need a proxy to view this outside the US.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c0UY2wnnPcw - This comment - "C N It's a known fact that our balls are a magnet for a variation of Murphy's law. Anything that can hit us in the nuts will hit us in the nuts."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK06OoIyorQ - Poor diddums has to do it again. Serve him right...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vtFC4_UaPzI - Well, there you go...
https://www.facebook.com/ilmtechno/videos/10156132118369734/ - Best gay club (this link NSFW) event ever...
https://www.facebook.com/TruthInsideOfYou/videos/1744540592278601/ - Poor bugger. I think this guy used to play as a keeper for a soccer team...
23/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iBH-tXlvzjk - No prison, but still fighting this. A true martyr, standing next to another one...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=82mApuG96pM - Another Tim Pool stream. Pretty sure you can search for your own on YouTube anyway...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGKoF8F_VD4 - And another one, since Tim Pool's stream's gone down for some reason...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MkET6rmDHcU - Live protest in London #2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QadrhEOxid8 - Live protest in London.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jJfKm2zVnM0 - If you're anywhere near London or North Lanarkshire, please go to this event. If you don't want to watch all of 27 minutes of this video, please at least watch the first minute and then skip to 20:53. This is very important as it is quite clear this isn't just about one person's shitpost on YouTube...
20/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Vy2tqP8zTA - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F0pOHxpMQk0 - He must be made out of steel...
19/04/2018
https://www.facebook.com/GhettoMemeOfficial/videos/186285368664714/ - Man? MAN!!??!? There's laws against misgendering people!!!
https://hiptoro.com/naked-man-with-dildo-stuck-inside-asks-for-help-at-petrol-station/ - "It's not known how the sex toy became lodged inside him". I think I have a fair idea...
18/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk - RIP
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zTspzONOomw - First guy's a dangerous man with a deck of cards...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ewGAmiLuYCw - I've posted this before, but whilst i'm on my current obsession of mouse traps...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VZqwvGhoHKU - The mice aren't quick enough, thankfully...
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/aussie-firms-targeted-by-russian-state-hackers-489121 - Bahahah love the comment section - "Very timely propaganda which I will refuse to share" - seems that no one believes these stories any more. I'll share it though. My theory is that the Russians have infiltrated our comment sections!
17/04/2018
https://www.facebook.com/events/1150189435084752/ - Telling jokes shouldn't carry a prison sentence...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nsoVcrFyrF8 - Also very good...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6SIlYiiCGLI - This one's pretty good though, although the poor buggers have to swim until they drown...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmmFX5q7kCg - Been recently invaded by these little buggers, so found a useful channel on YouTube that's quite popular. This trap's probably not the most practical, but definitely one of the messiest. I ended up just using normal traps though.
16/04/2018
https://results.gc2018.com/en/all-sports/medal-standings.htm - Yep...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RV_0xHqxS2c - Love the Commonwealth Games. When you exclude the US, China, Russia, etc, Australia wipes the floor...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=10RhpLA8LqU - Should buff out...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cSGf2ZpDENU - ZOMFG!!1 Unpatriotic Putin shill confirmed!!11
13/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kdfTuE9XHas - Trigger warning: Fat shaming, exclusionary of almost all 754 genders and round-earth propaganda...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6QTUZNPgpZQ - White Helmets == Pallywood.
12/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qpfkIOtjB9c - 154.324lbs and 120.7008 km/h
11/04/2018
https://www.3aw.com.au/southland-shops-issued-warning-letter-over-concerning-new-craze/ - Kids these days...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjkuDS_spm4 - Orthodox Easter is the best Easter...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p-RAUAzd3Cc - Looks expensive...
10/04/2018
https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6387608180314116096 - :)
9/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sE5DrCD9AxQ - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3K_D7kmiiog - Meanwhile, in NZ...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8EBYMO9J1DA - This + VR would be awesome...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=16a1LttU5qc - I have to hold my hand out in front of me like that for different reasons...
6/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kNpflKH7zSA - What Russians do when they're not entertaining us with their dashcams...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WtTFH41qqbw - I guess he's not the sort of friend you need in an emergency...
5/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xu1cj_9nUKI - That actually wasn't as messy as what I thought it would be...
https://www.facebook.com/georgehtakei/photos/a.223098324386295.105971.205344452828349/2464683756894396/?type=3 - Great. Now that song's ruined...
https://www.facebook.com/incomingmeme/posts/629063614114076 - Eu de Scheißeloch...
4/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=97Xp-PBmDD4 - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c1npkEoEtos - Normie media is a dying media and child labour bans don't extend to kids in media, so this is the result of budget cuts. Still, a vast improvement...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UdKtYw6IjII - Nice tats...
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/advocate-in-focus/hopes-for-draw-in-joberg-fade-as-chinese-space-station-fails-to-crash-into-stadium/ - Oh well, I guess we'll have to go the traditional rain-dance route...
3/04/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t7Krn-DH3tw - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wTeTHjpPMgU - Americans eat soap!?
https://www.facebook.com/cinematogr/videos/1298673826844832/ - Sorcery!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kMnJO_r_vgw - And this is why he was swearing so much...
https://www.facebook.com/100013302199058/videos/431844380602298/ - Holy moley... Audio not safe for work...
29/03/2018
----------This weekend is the Easter long weekend (Good Friday and Easter Monday are both public holidays), so no updates. Still recovering from jetlag anyway :) Happy Easter everyone!
http://www.news.com.au/sport/breaking-news/cricket-world-condemns-cheating-aussie-cricket-side-over-south-africa-sandpapergate-affair/news-story/45f1c3e505f35a2c99727922f83f7864 - Back in Oz and this is what I come back to. What a disgrace.
21/03/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHJDOoWHMpk - This is not right.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=udq9cCBh7jI - Bloody awful.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7_MxAXaKzOU - This is awful.
15/03/2018
----------I'll be travelling internationally for work tomorrow and probably won't have time to update the site next week. I'll be back around the 28th of March.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xlldjoTPs_I - Melbourne lecture. Audio quality is crap though...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hcDKNNvUR4I - On 3AW
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l5yvEmQTyyI - On ABC radio
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DYHsWY4moQI - With Bettina Arndt
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kxgeevlRElw - On ABC Comedy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kf0ICLyhiAo - Interviews from Jordan Peterson's visit to Australia. On ABC's The 7:30 Report
https://twitter.com/lushsux/status/960861487710400512 - Lushsux cleaning up Melbourne...
https://twitter.com/lushsux/status/974052137721257984 - RIP
https://www.facebook.com/hot1061/videos/929525743735451/ - Ouch...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SISjah5nbI4 - Sounds just like me. Audio not safe for work...
https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/974026615586983937 - RIP Stephen Hawking. We should all feel blessed that he lived as long as he did with ALS.
14/03/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AKfU_lzEnWw - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lJ7Oaz8EIRQ - Oh dear...
13/03/2018
https://thegoldwater.com/news/4248-Japanese-Porn-Star-Drowns-In-Semen-While-Filming-Bukkake-Scene - Sounds legit - "He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth".
9/03/2018
----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KgGSWGdSfnM - Very good :)
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/4585081174848239/ - This would win every insurance claim. There's no way a train can swerve, so it'll always be the other driver's fault in an accident.
8/03/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KJVOfqunm5E - I wonder where the spit comes out from?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2CDWD9TA3WQ - Don't worry - she opens all packages to ensure nothing is breakable before tossing them...
7/03/2018
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1549539/The-robbery-goes-wrong-Martial-arts-students-chase-thief.html - Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed...
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/passenger-stripped-naked-and-watched-porn-attacked-stewardess-during-malaysian-flight/news-story/a38f043e6f3e2bb598c23274ebe5e0f5 - Meanwhile, at 30,000 feet...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5422759/Former-Freemason-naked-inside-pipe-organ-Brisbane.html - This is the sort of headline you just cannot make up - "Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless"
6/03/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SHVhKy0eHMU - No power outlets in the bathroom!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3RBSkq-_St8 - Technically rockin'...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cytyAgu9-bA - Technically funky...
5/03/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bhplvClmMPc - Holy moly...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uBUnmdd5-iA - One of my favourite comedians...
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-42936615/sinn-fin-s-gerry-kelly-filmed-removing-car-clamp - Freedom!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dabnx8VSdkE - Intentionally invoking an unintentional additional procedural step...
2/03/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HXuZMmMTaiY - Ouch...
https://www.facebook.com/groups/234844780307322/permalink/423092111482587/ - Very good :)
1/03/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=apTB-ictkyw - Quite enjoyed the Winter Olympics. Well done to South Korea - the drones in the Opening and Closing Ceremonies were fantastic.
https://www.facebook.com/DashCamOwnersOffRoad/videos/1755917357804036/ - That sucks. Audio not safe for work...
28/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxW5bbKTG_o - Once more, headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gmVdhvGr2w - Again, headphones. This comment - "Fangs of Yima - Youre taking a shower at your friends house, and you see this suction cupped on the wall. Wat do."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=623AC6a6org - That actually looks like a pretty good product. Use headphones at work...
https://www.facebook.com/smashstunts/videos/812835328911007/ - Someone's watching over him...
27/02/2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero - Well, that didn't last long. A rather amusing read and well worth the $120m spent...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s - Funniest product ever. Use headphones at work...
26/02/2018
https://www.facebook.com/groups/memesrepublic/permalink/1556701187712314/ - ???
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4498493113531177/ - :)
https://www.facebook.com/queerghosthunters/videos/2034023369946730/ - Delicious and nutritious...
https://www.facebook.com/JosafatCernaR.Oficial/videos/1829752040390475/ - The guy in the first one should buy a lottery ticket...
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/4515813401775017/ - Awwww...
23/02/2018
https://www.facebook.com/bbc/posts/2106639702684551 - Even if they are trolls according to the comments, there's so much win to this video where do I begin...
https://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/2392739774201184/ - I think that means "giggity" in English...
https://www.facebook.com/MCIWPendletonCA/videos/10154652860572877/ - Also amazing...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4495849423795546/ - Amazing...
22/02/2018
https://www.facebook.com/shitladsandlasses/videos/2056552121232868/ - Serves him right...
21/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gmr4w6pghgw - He should probably check his pants...
https://www.facebook.com/rich.miller.984/videos/10215295014555805/ - Very good :)
20/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lijLiBS7fI0 - Eddie the Eagle, Steven Bradbury and now Elizabeth Swaney. She's taken her place as a legend amongst legends...
18/02/2018
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4479595902087565/ - Criminal masterminds...
16/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MKWYj5vRuEA - Quick reaction time... And classy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_WRQRNkpDh4 - Very worthwhile procedure - it'll help him get much closer if he doesn't have those ribs in the way...
15/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q65DVHg4vzE - Not sure why he's talking about himself in the 3rd person. Must be a dictator thing...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-15/kim-jong-un-impersonator-causes-stir-at-winter-olympics/9449014 - Very good :)
14/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k-rE03PGQfA - Much better...
13/02/2018
https://www.facebook.com/norma.nesci/videos/2078482018836424/ - I hope I turn out to be just like him...
https://www.facebook.com/thuglifevideo/videos/695478860633410/ - Also very good! :) Audio not safe for work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NofR8X_Zab4 - Good. Very good.
https://www.facebook.com/tammy.penhall/videos/1806476569362913/ - Christ, I didn't think there'd be anything worse than a vertical video, but this quickly proved me wrong...
12/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iYhmj8g4zhw - What's the world come to? At 4:30 you see that an astronaut that's BEEN TO SPACE is two-thirds a flat earther...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o - Wow...
9/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N_4K0Q0KHt4 - Audio not safe for work. "Why in seven valleys of SHITE is anyone still listening to them?" Good question...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C1ObitoLwhM - God bless you PewDiePie! And in case you're all wondering, traps are gay and can be wonderful!
https://www.facebook.com/danifieddotcom/videos/1560869704001179/ - This spawn of Satan is available on iOS. Not on Android, unfortunately - the ones that are in the Play store are all fake copies.
https://www.facebook.com/thunderupyadownunder/videos/1941741899473420/ - This one - "Eric Rogers: Legend says his hat is still flying through space"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8pNh6LqFh8 - She looks like she could be Brittany Venti's younger sister...
8/02/2018
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/elon-musk-checks-washing-missing-wallet-realising-car/ - Poor bugger... Now he'll have to wait for it to come back...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law - Another reminder, just in case :)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/02/06/a-flat-earther-finally-tried-to-fly-away-his-rocket-didnt-even-ignite/?utm_term=.2afa99c023b3 - Just as I predicted on the 25th/Jan, he didn't pull it off. Obviously the government wants to hide The Truth!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=twdEahXH8ck - Good stuff. Audio not safe for work...
7/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rr1yov3FLRc - :)
6/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dvIOvcep1FE - Awwwww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3tUCuMSPQwE - Scrism clonk indeed...
5/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qIDsl-5VONg - "One must always strive to keep their asshole clean" - True. Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrOGFcnz3DU - Oh man this is so funny I'm in tears. Makes me proud to call myself an Australian. Audio not safe for work...
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/facebook-patents-solution-to-predict-how-rich-or-poor-you-are-484417 - The algorithm is quite simple, actually: if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 3) { return economicStatus.PissPoor;} else if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 2) { return economicStatus.Poor;} else if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 1) { return economicStatus.Ok;} else if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 0.01) { return economicStatus.WellOff;} else { return economicStatus.Rich;}
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pxuCRDypKCQ - Very funny stuff :) Audio not safe for work...
2/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2cEM6_s9ux0 - Latest glue manufacturing technique...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NHrwcQQ38bA - Nice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K7VVdZU_OD4 - To any non-Americans, the last one is racist. Don't know why, just learned it myself a few years ago, it just is. Because Americans...
1/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mKIVyHR0zqU - :)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQAchZHhYcPvzC5dqosetoQ - Buddy has his own channel...
https://www.facebook.com/THEAMAN1/videos/10212753508811768/ - Buddy!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QzuZuQdCQG4 - "Tharin 4Prez Those darn Asian carp ... always photo bombing a shot."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I - Rocket surgery?
31/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tq02C_3FvFo - Perhaps the Cold War isn't over...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EIYlgME-J7o - :)
https://www.facebook.com/drunkpeopledoingthings/videos/288621541603109/ - Like falling down an enless set of stairs...
30/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek - Oh my. Pretty sure a line was crossed here...
https://www.facebook.com/australianthinblueline/videos/795515270656459/ - I'd be sterilising that bottle...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4423350411045448/ - Pretty sure he won...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4424981374215685/ - This: "Andrew Wieslaw This wasnt in the jungle book" :)
29/01/2018
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5323513/Vegan-activists-storm-Melbourne-steakhouse-protest.html - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X9NIcK79ltw - Not what drones usually drop...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-iFgDK_D5s - Strange microwave. I prefer sunny side up...
25/01/2018
https://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2018/01/25/leeds-united-reconsider-atrocious-new-crest-six-hours-after-announcing-it - If this went through, it'd be funny if Gaviscon became the major sponsor - just to take the piss.
https://www.google.com/search?q=invasion+day - Tomorrow, we celebrate Invasion Day, so no updates. Even Google's gotten into the spirit!
https://www.facebook.com/153095521994548/videos/153743551929745/ - Haha! What an arsehole...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law - Just a reminder...
https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/262736-diy-manned-rocket-launch-aims-prove-earth-flat - Good luck to him finding The Truth, but I fear he will not succeed. Either he'll mysteriously 'disappear' or the government will intercept the rocket and alter the footage.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-42802901/ - What the!? Next thing you know, they'll be wearing burkas...
24/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZT6oD0yQRU - Run! Run! Before we all get wet!!!
23/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wZM64_RuJBA - Pretty sure they've been excommunicated for this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bauVe5Nt8GY - Audio probably not safe work if you work in Russia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Et--uvozgUM - Great tips...
22/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0Lr03t8of0 - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hyING6J2i6Q - Saved the best for last...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3BJU2drrtCM - Awesome video on how TVs work with a high speed camera...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=II-OP6vdMs8 - Loving the downvotes and the comments on the video, but my favourite part is the overuse of the applause sign. #IWouldntEven. Insufferable smugness not safe for work...
19/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xjZynlM5KPc - BAAHUAHAUHAUHAA! This! - "Jon Irenicus: GoPro - Be a loser edition." Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FvPbxZmZxZ8 - Speaking of not safe audio, oldie but a goodie...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PXJeghw-cRk - To his last point, I'm not angry at her at all. I enjoyed every second of it. Audio not safe for work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54 - His pleasure indeed. And mine. She was gloriously obliterated...
18/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XYdPnuGXo78 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nITZj-b0zJk - Looks pretty safe...
17/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EKWq5xsZnTE - Holy crap I think I cringed right out of my spine...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=APlw4xCl0xI - "Fuck off kittens" - my thoughts exactly. And yes, trains in England are bloody expensive. I feel molested every time I travel there. Use headphones at work...
16/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UXIECW-YpPk - Uhh... Delicious and nutritious I suppose...
15/01/2018
https://www.facebook.com/ItsComedyNow/videos/1691181170939207/ - Catchy tune...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4383715335008956/ - He's laughing because he knows it's going on the internet...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iMCZpW5fwLY - This comment - "Stevey Irwin did you know bamboo scaffolding is 10x stronger than steel due to it's need to support the workers testicle weight."
https://www.gamiss.com/hoodies-11571/product1382454/?lkid=99884&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1ezZ7u3Y2AIVk8jjBx1XcgXNEAEYASAAEgJLKPD_BwE - Probably not a good idea. Might make people want to eat you...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gjv1DgzRAGw - Captain Cook. And he was the captain. I'm too lazy and can't be bothered with the actual facts...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f_6xHXXeNkg - Even though this is fiction, probably won't be long until it's fact...
12/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GaANi96Z-Wg - Clearly out of his mind...
11/01/2018
https://www.facebook.com/ikedaspa/videos/10156119956101600/ - Japanese game shows are the best...
https://www.facebook.com/716930498485710/videos/1000805640098193/ - 1:23 mark - "Meh. Just another day in the office...". Actually, this comment - 'Mac Pain - This dude literally just like "hmm did I turn the oven off this morning?" "Where should I go on my next vacation?" "I'm probably never gonna get married.. I should get a cat".'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4168602/Helicopter-crash-filmed-passenger-board.html - Very lucky...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2U6xRCybkwk - Oh my...
10/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uIkbg5VI2bo - Americans are very fortunate...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vVs6X7_UqAQ - A bath towel to blow your nose!? He should get 5 years for that. And don't use bog paper either - it's not as smooth as tissues.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Qa5iNloHwA - The big brass balls this guy has doing this video a few months ago whilst he's still on trial... Again, headphones at work...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5239559/Man-said-gas-Jews-23-times-teaching-dog-Nazi-heil.html - And this show trial has been going on for quite a while now. I also like Hogan's Heroes - it's one of my favourite TV shows. Perhaps if that were made under these ridiculous laws, everyone involved would be in prison.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus - Been a big fan of this guy over the last year or so. Use headphones at work and try not to get offended :)
https://www.facebook.com/BroternityInTheKnowbyAOL/videos/1665542296876259/ - Ugh...
https://www.facebook.com/officialgymmemes/videos/1933804856656744/ - Too bad my car doesn't have a rear wiper. My wife's car, however... Hmmm...
https://www.facebook.com/NASSFestival/videos/1932884883395211/ - Bet their kids love them after this...
9/01/2018
https://www.facebook.com/jimmy.fitzgerald.71/videos/1783312315059851/ - Awww, and they gave it a cute name too :)
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/07/no-trousers-tube-day-year-awkward-ever-7211019/ - Giggity. Although I'm not sure I'd wanna be sitting on whatever's on those seats without at least 2 layers of fabric in between...
8/01/2018
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/10883/report/1072309/day/5/ - 4 - 0 (1 draw). Winner winner, chicken dinner!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FOFswyHcvzs - Note sure if I'd be standing there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ExAydddhsIk - Boomerang chuckers!? I'm offended! Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AvrPD6MKF38 - 2016 was an awesome year and it turns out my hopes for an awesome 2017 came true as well. Happy New Year everyone, hope that 2018 is an even better one. Back to work...
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