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25/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YbsvFMEvPo4 - The human drum machine...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1360686150747854 - 9.3/10...
24/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=583699939142875 - Very good :D
22/02/2020
----------Forgot yesterday's update, so here's one for today instead.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=636379707124799 - Pretty sure that's not a Range Rover....
20/02/2020
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jan/23/its-telling-that-people-are-convinced-theyre-real-the-satirical-signs-of-sydneys-nanny-state - Oh man this is funny...
19/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/19022020memes - Meanwhile, in Australia...
18/02/2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-17/holden-car-brand-axed-after-160-years-in-australia/11972092 - Very sad day...
17/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8 - Didn't even get to grab her by the boipucci...
https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1227751554851188738 - Rosa Parks must be rolling in her grave...
14/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3525284897544086 - He did what he said and didn't even have to drop his shopping...
13/02/2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-12/foreign-student-evicted-from-perth-house-over-coronavirus-fears/11959530 - Typical ABC propagandists - jumping to conclusions and screaming 'racism!'. You're not necessarily dealing with a racist here, but you're most certainly dealing with a moron...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=245393603131820 - Mean...
12/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10155821905231742 - Straya!
11/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=904560136388139 - Straya! Use headphones at work...
10/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/10022020memes - Misc pics
7/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/brandon.r.adams.9/videos/2679984822030939/ - Go Shrek Go!
http://franksemails.com/pics/07022020memes - Misc pics...
6/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/06022020memes - 2050 is as far away as 1990. Oh my God I'm old.
5/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R10b7X51v28 - LOL! GmanGT - 'First dude looking at the second dude and thinking..."That guy is nuts" '
http://franksemails.com/pics/05022020memes - No nudes plz...
4/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/04022020memes - Poor Bert. A couple unsafe for work...
https://twitter.com/EssexCanning/status/1222490650798698496 - What a disgrace...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=grIJjMCh0cw - Gib chips plz...
3/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200202memes - Misc pics...
31/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/coronamemes - Coronavirus memes
https://www.facebook.com/vera.biro.3/videos/3209674165726883/ - Ouch...
https://www.facebook.com/abaddons.legionMuayThai/videos/1686210508182960/ - Idiots...
https://twitter.com/guyverhofstadt/status/1222553258633441281 - The UK narrowly dodged this fascist bullet. Now to get on with Grexit.
30/01/2020
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/21/petrol-stations-accused-sexism-pumps-designed-male-hands-12095739/ - Upper-middle class problems...
29/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2zJ8vaB5jo - No sandwiches!?!?? Clearly Brexit was a mistake...
28/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/meghan_markle_memes - Meghan Markle Memes
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UM8pwnmcLb0 - Fkn nailed it...
27/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CGBWmosqyXM - Pretty sure all this activism will come to a halt if we just change the date. LOL no, no it won't...
----------Today is Australia Day and tomorrow is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates. Happy Australia Day!
24/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/tony.snow.372/videos/3392515670775963/ - No doubt she saved a few souls that day...
23/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/100009234883602/videos/2514285362222602/ - I could translate, but I don't think that's necessary...
22/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jSjMa0RRCPI - I guess this video is a demonstration of her being "sometimes" racist...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7IqkwVnw0U - Maths is still ok though, right?
21/01/2020
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/ - Wrong sort of clam...
20/01/2020
https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/1218812294550949888 - I take it high speed rail would be out of the question...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPqzUVemWlE - Only eaten it once myself. Quite tough and went straight through me...
17/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bQtmm_lpUKI - Roughly translates to "kill me"...
14/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCGUNpzjD6M - They normally only attack American tourists...
----------I'll be travelling interstate over the next couple of days for work, so probably no time for updates.
http://franksemails.com/pics/14012020memes - One of them is a little unsafe for work...
13/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vPMIG6Ford4 - Looks like they need hearing aids...
10/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=revtJt2y0WU - Always remember to engage you safety squints...
https://www.facebook.com/BBCLondon/photos/pb.128645453843827.-2207520000../3458716677503338/?type=3&theater - Agreed. Anyone asking xer to "cheer up" should face the full force of the law...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sR6UeVptzRg - Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020 - All of his bits chained. "Get drunk, take your drugs, fuck off" lol :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200110memes - Not safe for work...
9/01/2020
https://twitter.com/ChestTommys/status/1214637192435453952 - Cry or die...
8/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200108memes - Misc pics...
7/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Qole2PKsAE - "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything" - indeed. May the roasting continue througout the '20s until sanity is restored...
https://www.facebook.com/Vitalyzdtv/videos/377915016260409/ - What a dickhead...
6/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=805707526509505 - Don't mess with this guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-rXv0hMndeQ - Wonderful talent...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Hope this new decade is a good one. Didn't bother collecting any salty UK election memes or post anything during my break like I said I would, as you may have noticed, as I was far too busy being lazy. Terrible bushfire season this year, as you might have heard. Now get back to work!

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