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22/05/2019
http://www.thespaceacademy.org/2019/04/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new.html - Fact resistant humans ignore a very good reason why this could be happening. Oh, the ironing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iT_EMKl2A3Y - Delicous and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NEXRpEzgzAY - From behind too. What a coward...
21/05/2019
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/444398-calvin-klein-apologizes-after-backlash-over-video-of-bella - This comment - "Debbie - No wonder The Onion has had financial difficulties. It's hard for satire to compete with real news anymore."
20/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZImW5ZU2uY - This is disgusting. The police escorted an angry mob and allowed them to throw rocks at a Tommy Robinson rally where there were children whilst the mainstream media frames it as if no one in particular is responsible. The police state that "Those involved can expect to be arrested and dealt with robustly." - well, it appears the police were involved, so they should be dealing with themselves. And, of course, it's ok for companies to dogwhistle to activists to encourage the use of violence to silence political dissent as long as it's trendy to do so. Careful, Burger King, you might cut yourself on that edge.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_WnIc4jJUoY - Maybe I should be doing this...
https://twitter.com/le__faguette/status/1129724949785128961 - The salt mines are flowing! Thanks Queensland!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/291149461821705/ - Fantastic!
19/05/2019
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/politics/clive-palmers-campaign-to-reenter-parliament-crashes-despite-record-spend/news-story/ec2b4530bf236dd5256aea1d95c1ee4a - Womp womp...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-18/federal-election-result-2019-antony-green-calls-shock-victory/11126536 - Plesant surprise. Well done to ScoMo and the Liberals and hopefully Albo is the next Labor leader...
18/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XnOm2e0JWRk - Lots of respect...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-l5ByetzRFw - I've only briefly heard about this new internet drama, but haven't bothered to keep up with it all. This short summary explains it all...
https://www.theverge.com/2019/5/15/18626785/white-house-trump-censorsip-tool-twitter-instagram-facebook-conservative-bias-social-media - Very, very interesting...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0TkFL05t8 - The missing context, if you're interested...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d6IGyPUvfz8 - Well done BBC. That strawman you conjured out of thin air is getting all the scorn it deserves...
https://www.crowdjustice.com/case/challenging-thought-crime/ - Well done Humberside Police. Liking a tweet, whilst not quite as dangerous as an old spoon, can still cause significant harm...
https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/1128259712984735744 - Well done Regents Park Police. That dangerous spoon could have been used to stir someone's tea...
17/05/2019
https://www.facebook.com/LaRadioQueVaConTigo/videos/361190651193545/?v=361190651193545 - Loco!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-16/bob-hawke-dies-former-australian-prime-minister-and-labor-leader/6562902 - Shame he'll miss the election tomorrow. RIP.
16/05/2019
https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-bans-official-aoc-account-after-mistaking-it-for-satire - #TrumpAOC2020
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/13/stephen-fry-accused-using-white-power-gesture-post-mental-health-9511668/ - 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6UpMwVfwoDA - It's a joke, not a dick; don't take it so hard...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY - Lost for words...
15/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LO-Adcb8yRQ - Maybe he should return Kathleen's bike. This comment: "Brad Menezes - This is like using predictive text to send an entire message".
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=688829801300147 - Missed the money shot :(
14/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DcsG8QhJVGo - One of my favourite TV shows as a kid...
https://www.facebook.com/KRAPVIDS/posts/672077673239443 - More ouch...
https://www.facebook.com/lee.carter.338211/posts/10158545287653782 - Oh Dios indeed...
https://www.facebook.com/394399738035335/videos/vb.394399738035335/299944577581674/?type=2&theater - Why would anyone think this was a good idea...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bleyX4oMCgM - I don't care for their extreme stance on climate change, but the rest is spot on. You can never waste your vote in a preferential voting system as you vote for everyone on the ballot in the order of your preference. When you go to vote this Saturday, put a 1 on the party/candidate that you want and then preference the rest in the order you like and take the how-to-vote cards with a grain of salt.
13/05/2019
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/vb.146505212039213/897105410639276/?type=2&theater - Reminds me of Pitfall! on the Atari 2600...
https://twitter.com/ChrisGQPerry1/status/1127267952498237448 - Giggity...
10/05/2019
https://www.facebook.com/DailyMail/posts/4490655710994142 - I'd eat it as long as they cleaned the toilet first...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PWDB-_-Us6k - It's all true. And I call the Melbourne Star Observation Wheel the "Wheel of Shame"
9/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LGzbFXm55oU - As I said, the future's in good hands. This comment: "Ethan Hsia - He aint playing fortnite for at least 10 fortnights"
----------Here's a cool trick - if you google 'Thanos' and click on the glove to the right you'll see an easter egg.
8/05/2019
https://www.facebook.com/themaritimefeed/videos/2112121495511195/ - Very clever...
7/05/2019
https://www.facebook.com/caughtinprovidence/videos/317041615631568/ - The future's in good hands...
https://www.facebook.com/theunitedspot/videos/1031015023764874/ - The last one was awesome :)
https://www.facebook.com/Trucking.WTF.Moments/videos/285175999066290/ - Why in the world anyone would try this with dashcams so prevalent these days is beyond me...
6/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HNcpuJ5mkhQ - More from the next Star Wars teaser trailer...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mMd7xMx_RGA - From: The Rise of Skywalker - Fat Controller's cut
https://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/jess-phillips-carl-benjamin-new-rape-comments - Jess Phillips wants rape action? Really BuzzFeed?
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-48117678 - How do they roll up £20 notes with those tiny hands?
3/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OdaUDeAGIck - Holy crap. She's 14. This gives me hope for Gen Z and I look forward to her presidency when she hits 35...
2/05/2019
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-06/beloved-terrier-eaten-by-a-crocodile-it-had-taunted-for-a-decade/9840026 - Pretty funny, but :(
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=568882556958367 - Giggity...
https://www.facebook.com/307601449278196/videos/1800518443382395/?v=1800518443382395 - Waste :(
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HhoUvCkva_U - #1
https://twitter.com/Missdazygraves/status/1123479631498219520 - The dirty dirty smear merchants got to his Discord server :( It will be missed. Here's his official statement.
1/05/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VXdlUM7NZOc - This is why most people are able to use the Internet these days. Back in my day, you had to uudecode pictures you downloaded from Usenet manually from the command prompt...
30/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IS0kxO6CzaY - Dirty dirty smear merchants!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1AEvQAg6TE0 - Very impressive, but musically I think this one is better...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T76bK2t2r8g - I've seen a few deepfake pr0n videos in the past and they look almost real. Give it a few years and we'll all doubt what we see...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=isfr1pn9iXY - If only Pat would run...
29/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SHGo-52wCDc - Stepping into a bath with live wires. Why this guy isn't dead...
27/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-x7H8FLZtDY - What a shame. I should go there and identify as a woman...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pVrSdMw84AQ - HONK HONK!!!
https://www.infowars.com/fat-sex-therapist-says-diet-culture-is-a-form-of-assault/ - "Rashatwar went on to argue that people shouldn’t be burdened with personal responsibility for weight loss and that “social supports” should be in place to help fat people “subsidize” their food costs". Yep. Clown world. They're educating a future generation of clowns...
https://www.wibc.com/blogs/chicks-right/morbidly-obese-sex-therapist-compares-weight-loss-white-supremacy - "Are you nearly five months into your New Years reolution to lose weight through diet and exercise in 2019? If so, keep it up, you Nazi!" - BAHAHAHAUAHUAHUAHAUAAA :D
26/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qcxlEderYac - Seems to happen a lot in Volleyball...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bgBCGwaJ4DM - The amount of salt we could extract if he wins...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JIAjLpWAsmQ - I bet it's actually really good too...
24/04/2019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day - Tomorrow is ANZAC Day public holiday, so no updates. Lest We Forget.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7WNQznhs_aU - "Weed is legal in Canada so you really don't have any good reason to leave" LOLWUT!?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6943599/I-saw-one-family-whod-brought-Filipino-au-pair-eco-protests-says-TITANIA-MCGRATH.html - Stunning and brave!

23/04/2019
https://brave.com/fra588 - Brave is a new Chromium based web browser that supposedly allows you to earn BAT (a cryptocurrency) using their ad integration and allows you to tip content creators. Seems to be gaining traction. I'm going to give it a go on this site.
https://7news.com.au/news/anzac/anzac-biscuits-recipe-must-not-be-tampered-with-says-veterans-affairs-c-72060 - Calling them "Anzac Cookies" should be a life sentence...
https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1117845161818480640 - Whilst I'm on twatter, this seems more likely...
https://twitter.com/action_brain/status/1119972965829857280 - Interesting...
https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1119727127115522052 - Count Dankula MEP - Please God make it so!
20/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WdppFVoxzU - Oof!
19/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5oFiYYqhM - Except for this one. And maybe a few others :) As a fat person, I find this Australian...
----------Today is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Happy Easter!
18/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HcSGd-5gRks - Cat stubby holder!? KFC for Cats?!!??
https://www.facebook.com/Humormeetscomics2/posts/2578885445502436 - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ynLV6PYDryo - Joe Rogan Explains Post Nut Syndrome
17/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1efOs0BsE0g - Pretty convincing Australian accent, I might add...
https://www.facebook.com/flynnerwin199/posts/2213902635493288 - Zombies don't care about electricity...
16/04/2019
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-16/notre-dame-spire-collapse-video-watch-the-moment/11018416 - :(
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p8_EoMmuqVU - You might think this is silly, but with the Covington kids incident, the fish feeding thing in Japan, Jussie Smollett and the Avi Yemini incident with Jim Jefferies amongst many other incidences, it wouldn't surpise me if this actually did happen. HONK HONK...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_DlKdGatEX8 - Dank...
15/04/2019
https://www.facebook.com/Savagevideos/posts/1153100461517285 - Uh!!! They probably should remove that rubber section...
https://www.facebook.com/1118777418242188/posts/2048752865244634 - Uh...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrLL96P1vYA - Loving this tune...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-pdnkbs4l_g - Wow. And then she decides to dig further at 4:25. All the outrage over something that's been illegal for decades is due to... what, exactly?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_KpIlNKGfhM - So Avi told a little white lie on his ESTA application. Idiot...
13/04/2019
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/12/pro-brexit-protesters-block-aldi-german-9179231/ - "Nearly half a dozen"? So, 4? 5 perhaps? This "journalist" is just as silly as those craptivists...
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/12/internet-troll-sent-rape-tweet-selected-potential-ukip-mep-9189021/ - If "I wouldn't even rape you" is a rape tweet, then this is a rape article...
https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1115345989127286787 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IjfrpWtTjEE - And this guy. I've been following both of them for a couple of years now and they're good, honest people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AmytXiVXoYs - Service guarantees citizenship! Vote for this guy!
https://www.cjr.org/analysis/dissenter-plugin.php - These censorious shitheads slandered Dissenter and got it removed from the Chrome and Firefox stores, but you can still get it here. Feel free to use it to comment on any page you like, including this one. I really should add my own comment section to this site, but i'm too lazy/busy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t0yxrfGFv0A - They were probably shown CC's deceptively edited video. And probably tipped them off about Avi wanting to confront them.
12/04/2019
https://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/celebrity/that-was-dreadful-the-wiggles-anthony-field-says-he-caught-viral-meningitis-from-high-fiving-children-at-his-concerts/ar-BBVRdd4 - Kids are filthy and spread disease...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6897435/Auburn-University-gymnast-breaks-legs-horrific-fall-competition.html?fbclid=IwAR0BQA7HEPYBTWhmqKoaL7kgdGnzQwUZjcya8IxPT8yYDLgskKGjzFLhvhE - Ouch. Not for the weak of stomach...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bCXhIuHBhoM - It'll be interesting to see what happens next...
11/04/2019
https://www.facebook.com/Midwestxotics/videos/427267441419373/ - Whenever you see an article starting with "Florida man", it's because they've been bitten by one of these which led them to their crazy antics...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vDBzi0n9Fxg - Used to be illegal to change a light bulb here in Victoria not too long ago...
10/04/2019
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/09/waitrose-accused-racism-ugly-dark-brown-easter-duckling-9135848/ - QUACK QUACK
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mk8ee2F9iAc - HONK HONK
https://www.facebook.com/PicturesInHistory/videos/1989191221210630 - Quite a few catches there...
9/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-ShkBVwNqLQ - Old favourite...
8/04/2019
https://www.3aw.com.au/vegan-activists-cause-morning-chaos-in-cbd/ - If I were emperor, I'd decree that for the amount of time these craptivists wasted from each and every commuter (including myself) this morning, they should have their time wasted as well - behind bars...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OhbzSFpnk - Kinda catchy...
5/04/2019
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113862077842640898 - Baaahahahahaahahaaaa he's such a dick :) #TRUMP2020!!!
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/australias-world-first-social-media-laws-could-require-action-within-an-hour-523389 - So when it's broadcast and commented on by the mainstream media, who goes to jail?
https://www.crn.com.au/gallery/april-1-jokes-are-hard---so-we-outsourced-it-to-jims-group-523161/page1 - Missed this one. Very funny :) (FYI - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim's_Mowing
4/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u0FLUMWngYA - Addicted!
3/04/2019
https://www.facebook.com/ComedianGingerBilly/videos/836703689999001/ - Delicious and nutritious...
2/04/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rlbl6SBftW0 - One of my favourite automotive channels...
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1961714250624281&id=1253103958151984 - It's actually more believable with Scorpion in the picture...
https://www.facebook.com/944448779052616/videos/332265290709867/UzpfSTEwMDAwMTA4Mzg0MDA4MzoyMTk4NDEyMTUwMjA0ODky/ - "W Russell Sellers: If I put a lump of coal up my butt and climb that tower I would have a diamond by the time I hit the top"
1/04/2019
https://xkcd.com/2130/ - And then there's the threat of Big Data!
https://thehill.com/homenews/media/436612-fox-friends-displays-headline-about-3-mexican-countries - 3 Mexican Countries!? LOL I bet they all speak Mexican there too...
https://www.facebook.com/BarleyandHopsBrewing/posts/1211264889026294 - "Josh DeBoard: That's Woody Harrelson" - Yep!
https://www.facebook.com/Andris2018/videos/280621455904299/?v=534390870356621 - Most depressing song ever...
29/03/2019
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1054841598033362 - Blimey, this guy has more patience than most...
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/a-green-swamp-creature-photobombed-interior-secretary-nominee-david-bernhardts-senate-confirmation/news-story/908136b89df0aa81de3d6779221e2bba - Lizard people exposed! This one obviously forgot to put its mask on!
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=416365649124363 - Bit graphic for a baked beans ad!
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=852335521780828 - Those should all buff out...
28/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6VrgQQdPC1Q - Meanwhile, in Australia...
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/b67rgh/you_patriots_are_too_much_well_over_three_tons_of/ - Trolololololololll! :D (FYI - this is due to CNN's salty response to the Mueller report. People are sending large quantities of salt to CNN)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sK27NZon11w - And a new hero emerges for The Next Great Meme War. This was great :) We need more people like this in our governments don't we?
27/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rmO7BdPcmlU - Perhaps Axel Voss should also think about whether the EU should exist...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=89ZkydX0FPw - Yay!!!
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2019/03/a-dark-day-copyright-law-that-threatens-the-internet-as-we-know-it-passes-final-eu-vote/ - "Enormous unintended consequence". Doubt it's unintended...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NEArAlNMuE4 - Poor Tim...
26/03/2019
https://www.kuow.org/stories/a-rose-by-any-other-name-would-not-be-me - Fingernails down a chalkboard is preferable to listening to these self-centred little children pretending to whinge about stupid first world problems from a script. Eventually when we all get guilted into uttering "unconventional" names with correct pronunciation, these delicate little snowflakes will scream CULTURAL APPROPRIATION RREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11
25/03/2019
https://www.facebook.com/iwantthatvideos/videos/568100560242530/ - Yum! Not expensive either...
https://www.facebook.com/TRNDVideos/videos/225741191428117/ - I could probably win the 'throw out my back' challenge...
22/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l72m8heICBk - Interesting interview...
21/03/2019
https://www.news.com.au/travel/world-travel/antarctica/flat-earthers-plan-incredible-trip-to-antarctica-to-reach-end-of-the-world/news-story/0a2e9079e5dba11d56c95590e18dafa3 - Prediction - NASA and other One World Government entities will do everything they can to prevent them from exposing The Truth!!1 Their boat will be steered off course to prevent them from reaching the wall!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5R4C0rM62u8 - I think the hidden message here is that Toyotas are a good car. Scotty Kilmer would love this guy...
http://franksemails.com/pics/haircut - Lost in translation service...
20/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iwmKPCT9mCE - Americans - treasure and defend your constitution to the death. Australians and New Zealanders - get yourselves a VPN. Idiots in control - have a read of this and leave us alone.
19/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pq8wvvyDuxg - God, those idiot children are so cringe I almost feel sorry for Chelsea. Almost...
https://www.facebook.com/621537728201457/videos/393062351427106/ - Transported to another dimension?
https://www.facebook.com/rankerweirdhistory/videos/2285031851712389/ - :D
18/03/2019
https://www.gofundme.com/money-for-eggboi - This fundraiser is a bit irresponsible. As funny as it is, no one should be encouraging this sort of behaviour...
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2019-03-17-new-zealand-police-we-would-like-to-preserve-any-posts-and-technical-data-including-ip-addresses-email-addresses-etc.54376/ - Ouch...
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-16/nz-threatens-10-years-prison-possessing-mosque-shooting-video-web-hosts-warned - The Christchurch massacre was livestreamed on Facebook, so therefore NZ bans Gab and Dissenter!?
https://vimeo.com/113610324 - If you want to get a disgusted reaction from a dog, give them a lemon or something else with citrus...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wmu7bHj81WI - Another wonderful Surströmming unboxing. Delicious and nurtritious...
https://www.facebook.com/VicComedy/videos/466483870554674/ - :)
https://www.facebook.com/theunityspot/videos/420186098733500/ - New Ywoarkers (or whatever accent that is) swearing is funny...
https://twitter.com/SUEHULK/status/1107266991310671872 - They must really like him...
15/03/2019
https://www.facebook.com/1822118588111167/videos/277017139605436/?v=277017139605436 - He's not the only one that did that...
14/03/2019
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/lecturer-reported-police-hate-crime-offending-english-8895119/ - Surely this is treason!
13/03/2019
https://au.pcmag.com/news/61111/happy-birthday-internet-the-world-wide-web-turns-30 - Happy Birthday www! Been using it myself since 1995. God I'm old.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU - Best 4 hours and 40 minutes you'll spend...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-11/cu-in-the-nt-ban-tourism-slogan-darwin/10889452 - "While some told the ABC it was taking the region "down the sewer", others claimed it was among the "most creative and intelligent" things they had ever seen." - Why not both?
12/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n-RtJOfFlZU - Amazing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6REzlUChF3Q - Probably more expensive than the actual Bugatti...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/vb.199098633470668/390511141498063/?type=2&theater - Weaponised coke can...
10/03/2019
----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
8/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EHV4Z3e4uRQ - Subscribe to PewDiePie!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7yxjdswYy4 - KEMBER!!!!111 hahhah! :D
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nRWg_6QQgDc - Bet they'll never be able to get the smell out of the plane after that...
https://www.facebook.com/DidThatJustHappenDM/videos/634961690289999/ - He could just leave it there for the rest of his life...
----------Late Friday (Saturday :) posting. It's still Friday somewhere in the world! :)
7/03/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nl3vIwcDW2M - File image!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mmw2T_RzKmQ - Human-animal hybrids with pigs and cows!!!
6/03/2019
muhammad_vs_muhammad.mp4 - Very good :)
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=4790236821023470 - :)
5/03/2019
too_drunk_to_fly.mp4 - Too drunk to fly...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=408859099863539 - Bet he enjoyed that ride...
4/03/2019
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/dial-1300-bungle-telstra-diverted-customer-support-lines-to-triple-zero-520074 - Wh000psy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTk-69f64KU - Oof! She's not gonna be able to sit down properly for a month...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tAcCq6eWhSY - And then this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=52pL2-NozN4 - My first thought was why are there 4 turbos attached redneck-style to the engine they pulled out?
1/03/2019
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3745153975507634 - Misc ouch...
28/02/2019
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=778737262463201 - Big flood...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=245179093091826 - Big slide...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2084389121643707 - Big help...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=368091780446521 - Big swing...
----------Back home with an over 9000 level of jetlag.
13/02/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mBnaBBA0zCE - DRUNK IKEA FURNITURE BUILDING CHALLENGE - Very funny :)
8/02/2019
----------Tonight I'm headed up to brutally cold Minnesota for work for the week and then i'll be headed to Greece for a bit since I was able to get there cheaply, so updates will be slow over the next three weeks.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zIwkhEqVq4s - Well, it looks like people didn't respond too well to how they honoured this petition. Fast forward to the 3 minute mark and you'll see why there's currently 777K downvotes to 113K upvotes...
https://www.facebook.com/LatinosForTrumpCA/posts/2097274417027136 - Kinda like The Great Dino Race Children's book where you can move the eyes...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HTAMrvOeY2s - Whatever floats your boat. Not sure if this really belongs on YouTube; not safe for work...
7/02/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8 - I shouldn't laugh. Went to a few of those myself back in those days.
6/02/2019
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/usb-stick-survives-being-eaten-by-seal-pooped-out-and-frozen-for-a-year-518882 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6EuyDuluYYQ - Unbelievable...
5/02/2019
https://twitter.com/MrBeastYT/status/1092212476157022208 - SUB 2 PEW DIE PIE!!! XD
4/02/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3RoozXyqr1Y - Good - hope they all get taken to the cleaners. This and the recent buzzfeed and other media layoffs make me very happy and hope these garbage organisations burn to the ground. Maybe they can all #LearnToCode, but as a developer myself, I can tell you that it actually requires effort.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0eaE8OZoTTs - Britain - please stop.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QFjL2RGcaw4 - This would attract international condemnation from the MSM and he'd probably be arrested for a hate crime of some sort if he did that in a Western country... Giggity...
1/02/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xp0ZY1rVbAQ - Speaking of which, this is insane and disgusting...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A-nTAU3vXzQ - Along with abortion, this is one of those contentious issues that messes with my head...
31/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wU5T-ScnDRk - Quite a long compiilation. I watched up until 2:46 and am very happy to stop there :) Oh, then skip to 11:10, as per the comments.
30/01/2019
https://www.facebook.com/linda.purl.1/videos/10215270733579075/ - Oof!
https://www.facebook.com/lovindotie/videos/2128486774068698/ - Terrible, terrible waste of beer...
29/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SnoCyCBv8v8 - Not sure if she was born mentally deranged or if she had to go to University for that...
27/01/2019
----------Tomorrow is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates.
25/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l1wcj9IzJWw - Plenty of stupidity here, but what concerns me the most is the amount of people who end up on the wrong side of the road...
24/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_HL0wiK4Zc - Time to buy a new watch...
23/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDIc_HAwnAw - Misc sportsball...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2BBOWsWODX4 - Well, I get we've got a couple of centuries to get our act together...
22/01/2019
https://www.quora.com/What-is-toxic-femininity-Does-it-exist - Was sent this, but I don't think there's any examples of toxic femininity here. This quora answer by Allen Lobo (sometimes the answers are re-arranged, and i can't link to his answer directly) explains what it is very well, however and is well worth the read. "The toxic mother on the other hand kills [her children] by smothering them with indulgence to the point where they are hopelessly inept even as she makes them feel guilty."
http://franksemails.com/pics/need_a_lift_may - BAAHAHAHAHAUAHUAHUAHAAA :)
https://www.facebook.com/BaddriverstondashcamFocus/videos/2476216602405897/ - Ice is a wonderful, magical drug!
https://www.facebook.com/grmmbl/videos/2215307258717029/ - Never thought I'd ever say this, but - good cat!
21/01/2019
Fake News - vs Real News.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5D6DT2LpbI - Now this looks like fun...
19/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zPYotczyopU - The way I see it, the dude at the 1:01 minute mark that stopped his friend actually prevented him from meeting the love of his life where they both marry, have kids and live happily ever after. Instead, because of his friend's 'woke' action, he never finds his true love and is heart-broken time and time again, turns to substance abuse and eventually becomes alone and destitute. They played their silly story, and I'm entitled to mine.
18/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cLvDPPO13K8 - They also make great coal miners!
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/saudi-teen-granted-asylum-in-canada-enjoys-a-glass-of-red-wine-and-bacon-as-she-continues-to-enjoy-her-new-freedoms/ar-BBSouE6?ocid=spartanntp - Good.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KphVOUTxqLY - This is terrible...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dqHfGyQfanE - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pxvki8S4lGE - Would be very impressive if they were real...
17/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0 - So far, 738k misogynistic RAPE APOLOGISTS watched this video. By the way, since she's been featured in the ad, just a reminder that Ana Kasparian is fucking better than you and you are garbage! :)
16/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w9FpaaMSqGQ - Not safe for work. And now I love shoes all of a sudden...
15/01/2019
https://www.facebook.com/trynottolaughpets/videos/2100228163561223/ - Cats are sneaky because they're evil...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=740586786322756&set=pcb.1507515346052127&type=3&theater - Can't say I disagree...
14/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo - This needs to be mass produced...
11/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zad5ijFulPE - How dare these uppity peasants call an enlightened aristocrat a 'Nazi'! Arrest these unwashed peons!
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/hacienda-healthcare-ceo-steps-down-following-deeply-troubling-vegetative-birthing-case/news-story/a1dee0110235afaacf7ff8cbe8ea942c - Probably not immaculate conception...
10/01/2019
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/751976/Mutant-one-eyed-cow-worshipped-miracle-God-bizarre-India-video - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T7jOOISHBKE - Not a Florida man this time. This comment - "James: I think I know him...his face rings a bell."
https://www.facebook.com/VVIP/videos/1908570065867211/ - Huge echo in that room...
https://www.facebook.com/Realworldhumour/videos/2054513654771877/ - You can get it watching this whilst wearing headphones at work. Matter of fact I've got it now...
9/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZoHpbEQI7bc - And now for a feel-good news story. It just warms up my cold, dead heart...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5C2QUrxFRo - BAAAHUAHUAHAUAAA XD: "RCas4268 - This is a new genre.... Near Death Metal."
8/01/2019
https://www.facebook.com/jordi.faba.ribera/videos/252435578809426/ - Sniper, hey? Perhaps this is why the French always surrender...
https://www.facebook.com/xo.memes/videos/2063440303916515/ - WTF!? Not safe for work or for one's eyes. You've been warned...
https://www.facebook.com/earthwonders12/videos/398554854011608/ - QUAAAACK!
7/01/2019
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/18693/report/1144996/day/5/australia-vs-india-4th-test-india-in-aus-2018-19 - Welp, at least the rain saved us from us disgracing ourselves in the final test. Well done India and further congrats for making us follow on for the first time in 31 years...
https://www.facebook.com/thedodosite/videos/1913749692093030/ - Awwww...
----------Back to work everyone. To tell the truth, I have been way too busy to take much of a break and more of less worked all the way through. Poor me :(
1/01/2019
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Ugva6P7ttw - You shouldn't say that! It's not appropriate! Reeeeeee!!1
https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1078692301344518146 - Happy New Year! Very ladylike...

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