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2/07/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-2-7-09 - Misc pics - some not safe for work...
underground_city_of_derinkuyu.pps - Awesome!
understanding_the_credit_crunch---how_currency_increases.wmv - What causes inflation...
labia_limbo--the_wetspots.wmv - Catchy...
how_not_to_take_off_in_a_seaplane.wmv - Oops...
boobsinthebathtub.wmv - NOT safe for work. I saw this coming...
noice-doggy.wmv - Good boy!
http://aycgmsd.com/ - Mmm.... Tzatziki...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196538/Caught-camera-Covert-film-litterers-blighting-estate-posted-YouTube.html - Might catch some coppers abusing tasers as well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ovXqfigNzo - Awww...
1/07/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfM1O46wdMM - He's alive! So is Elvis...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSYgikHRt3U - Stupid woman.
school_as_we_used_to_like_it.wmv - Just like the good ol' days...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/macchiato1/3534790964/ - Well, I've never heard the phrase used before, so i guess i can't really find this funny...
http://www.super-solutions.com/1943GuidetoHiringWomen.asp - Don't like point 3 - I'd rather a "no fat chicks" policy.
----------Hope you all had a great EOFYS - Happy new financial year! :)
30/06/2009
nana_loves_a_story.wmv - :)
howcanonewoman.pps - Noice!
how_to_change_a_tyre.wmv - Bah! As if there'd be a van to carry a spare tyre around for you everywhwere...
danza_del_agua.wmv - Perty...
coolpoolshot.wmv - Both balls with one shot...
http://franksemails.com/pics/creative-writing-or-drawing - Perty...
awkward_family_photos_-_slide_show.pps - More here...
http://franksemails.com/pics/awkward-family-photos - Awkward Family Photos
051109_monstertruck.wmv - Looks like fun...
29/06/2009
http://bash.org/?772437 - She could've tried a gangbang instead...
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popular/ - Good ol' b3ta...
http://www.lolcatbible.com/ - LOLCat Bible Translation Project.
http://lmgtfy.com/ - I know someone at work who would love this site...
russias-got-talent.wmv - This video reminds me of a phrase I used to like hearing back when I used to play Unreal Tournament. Googling it reveals no details as to whether it's real or not.
26/06/2009
http://www.thebuckland.com.au/ - This is where my wife and I stayed for the week. Beautiful place with fantastic views and friendly owners. If you're thinking of staying in the Bright area in Victoria's alpine region, this place is perfect.
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm804_Let-the-jokes-begin.aspx - MJ & FF - RIP. Doesn't take long for the jokes to start. I received a joke SMS just after 11am this morning whilst driving back from my holiday in Bright, probably only a few of hours of MJ's passing.
23/06/2009
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm786_Happy-4th-Birthday-franksemailscom.aspx - Happy EOFYS everybody!!!
22/06/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/used-car-for-sale - Noice...
http://franksemails.com/pics/have-you-ever-been-this-tired - Quick! Someone turn the heater on!
http://www.ejb.com/video/20594/Classroom_slap.html - Dunno why he felt the need to take his tshirt off...
19/06/2009
whyyouneverkissamonkey.wmv - Yuck!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001V9VCAQ?ie=UTF8&tag=oddee-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001V9VCAQ - Batteries not included!
18/06/2009
dial_before_you_dig.pps - That would've singed his eyebrows...
http://www.jessicagottlieb.com/2009/02/the-most-fun-i-ever-had-in-bed/ - Is there anything the iPhone can't do? Although, I don't really need that app myself...
http://www.idkwtf.com/videos/latest-videos/free-photo-booth - Heh :)
17/06/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9lJAazj14c - Not the smartest thing to do. Funny, but not smart.
http://www.break.com/index/soldier-ambushed-during-training-exercise.html - Good dog!
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090513 - Lucky for him it wasn't a real gun...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-17-6-09 - A couple not safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/redtube-marathon - Fair effort...
real_winter_in_bruch.pps - I'd rather walk than have to dig my car out...
http://franksemails.com/pics/gibraltar-airport - Planes should give right of way I reckon...
http://franksemails.com/pics/sticky-tape - Sticky tape
scary_things_happen_in_the_dark.wmv - :)
why_you_should_never_allow_your_dog_to_kiss_you.wmv - Ugh. Dogs lick their own butt cracks as well...
nice_magic.wmv - Bit unsafe for work...
a_loving_bouncy_yorkshire_terrier.wmv - Soggy teddy...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/825878/boy-flushes-dirty-puppy-down-the-loo - Poor little guy...
16/06/2009
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst546_Hey-This-looks-new-looks-around.aspx - The post it note video is fantastic!
15/06/2009
technical-issues.wmv - Don't remember if i posted this already, but if i did, it'll be funnier this time around...
textile_crisis_brazil.pps - Not safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/argentina-vs-brazil - Heh...
12/06/2009
photo_manipulations_by_erik_johansson.pps - Heh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeaSJ3FNJX4 - Well, one thing that kids these days are good at is collecting evidence...
hq-holden.wmv - Bah! No traction control!
11/06/2009
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1231427476/Real_Life_Spider_Man - Crazy bugger...
jury_duty_-_no.pdf - Yep.
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/teen-on-run-to-europe - Well, we've got an outbreak of swine flu in Victoria, maybe she wanted to get away...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm769_Fw-From-yesterdays-Bristol-Evening-Post--a-MUST-read.aspx - I hope it's true...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/... - Dunno about that iPod dock - I think it's quite useful...
10/06/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/hard-legal-drugs - Happy times!
http://franksemails.com/pics/greek-wedding-sydney - Bridesmaids - Roula, Toula, Soula, Voula, Foula, Koula and Agape is the maid of honour...
9/06/2009
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst543_Found-my-future-wife-NSFW.aspx - Flexible...
http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/03/difference-between-george-w-bush-and.html - Heh :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40DykbPa4Lc - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jxiCxeYxuM - Hmmm.... Dunno about the arithmetic - surely she's signaling the dog...
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=8847§ionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=153750&subsectionname=iftheywerentfamous2 - "If they weren't famous"... Heh...
5/06/2009
----------Queen's birthday public holiday on monday, so i'll C U Next Tuesday! God I love that...
http://franksemails.com/pics/hot-ladies - Noice...
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.html - This should well and truly waste your Friday...
http://www.musthavetoys.com/sudoku_boobies.php - Slightly unsafe for work. I never bothered to learn how to play sudoku, but you don't really need to know how to play it with this version anyway...
http://www.efukt.com/20476_She_Shits_Bigger_Than_John_Candy.html - The site is NOT safe for work, but the video is... Kinda... Amazing, just amazing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBEKM5kxL5s - It's ALIVE!!!!
rally_car_driver_is_very_lucky_to_be_alive.wmv - Lucky...
4/06/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-3-6-09 - Misc pics - one isn't safe for work...
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/findjesus/ - Bit easier than Where's Wally...
3/06/2009
office_staff_rules.pps - Slightly unsafe for work...
the_worst_laugh_in_the_world.wmv - Sounds like a cat being strangled...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1189987/MTV-Movie-Awards-Eminem-Sacha-Baron-Cohens-bare-prank.html - Heh :)
http://www.inquisitr.com/24926/bruno-gives-some-cheek-to-eminem-at-the-mtv-movie-awards/ - Looks like a noice view...
2/06/2009
suicide_jumper_receives_assist_from_bridge.wmv - Morons x 2
how_they_say_12_months_in_estonia.wmv - Too bad "cocks taste good" doesn't translate back to "12 months" - http://translate.google.com/translate_t#en|et|Cocks%20taste%20good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTd4eXQUDkU - Awww... Poor diddums... He doesn't sound happy! Use headphones at work.
http://waxy.org/2009/05/memescenery/ - Very cool. I got 9...
http://batteriesfeelincluded.blogspot.com/2009/05/309.html - Yep, that should do it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g - I feel gay after watching this...
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/stories/s2562653.htm - Was remembering this (ye olde classique from the early 90s) ad earlier today whilst having to deal with err... work people... Ken Bruce has gone mad Ken Bruce has gone mad Ken Bruce has gone mad Ken Bruce has gone mad....
http://matadornights.com/inside-japans-freaky-themed-bath-houses-and-bars-nsfw/ - Sexual Harassment Office!? A little bit unsafe for work.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8071865.stm - Yet another Jesus sighting... Look out eBay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52gcC3Sn-Gw - Guitar Hero for the C64 part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyCMM6e1Lbo - Guitar Hero for the C64 - I shit you not.
electricity-indian-train-graphic.wmv - VERY GRAPHIC! - do not watch, and stop sending it to me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHrCLt3Geo - I remember seeing this a while back... It looks pretty fast, but not as nearly as fast as what the audio would lead you believe. And he's not really overtaking traffic that quick either - probably about 30 or 40km/h quicker if that?
1/06/2009
no_asians.wmv - No (almost) homophones!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE - Heh...
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/ajc/swf/blueangels/blueangels.swf - Looks like fun...
29/05/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-28-5-09 - Misc pics - Some are NOT safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/tacky-xmas-cards - Just in time for xmas in July...
asombrosas2.pps - Misc pics...
breast_beer_opener_in_the_world.wmv - Awesome...
first_aider_helps_fallen_man.wmv - Blimey!
cement_bag_weightlifting.wmv - Cement Bag Weightlifting
exhibitionist-monkeys.wmv - Exhibitionist Monkeys
dancing_kid_got_the_moves.wmv - WTF? He's spanking himself!? Maybe that's how his parents punish him...
http://franksemails.com/pics/shotgun-foot - Uh... Bit gross... Open it if you're in the middle of feeding your face and you need to lose weight...
http://maybeyoushouldntbuythat.com/ - Nice foosball table...
28/05/2009
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/773564/best_office_prank_ever/ - Heh...
http://www.myhorriblesecret.com/ - Heh...
http://www.samsung.com/au/samsungu900/game/ - Fun for a minute or two...
http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf - Fun for a minute...
http://jalopnik.com/5270242/baddest-citroen-2cv-ever-sports-ferrari-f355-guts - Fugly cars those old citroens, but nice work...
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20090321 - He's a snorer!
27/05/2009
http://www.clarewerbeloff.com/ - Well, I'm kinda glad that someone else is profiting off this moron's stupidity. Doing a whois on this site reveals that it's not hers. Like she'd have the brain capacity to set one up anyway.
http://franksemails.com/pics/guess-who - Guess who?
watch_your_step.wmv - Oops...
big_balls_can_be_painful.wmv - Big balls...
http://franksemails.com/pics/needs-a-bit-of-a-clean - I need a shower after looking at these...
26/05/2009
massagista.wmv - Poor guy...
engine_additive_ad.wmv - Someone needs to make "work ya bastard" for PCs...
blonde_stuck_in_shop.wmv - Closed.
whyemailwasinvented.wmv - Why dogs are awesome...
http://franksemails.com/pics/office-pranks - I did one of these once years ago... The 'victim' didn't see the funny side.
http://franksemails.com/pics/military-motivators - Motivational pics
http://franksemails.com/pics/how-to-paint-your-house - How not to paint your house...
25/05/2009
http://www.iwood3b.com/ - For those who have the stupid "I only use my mobile phone to make phone calls" attitude. Don't worry, you'll be browsing pr0n with it soon enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4 - Mmm.... Delicious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIWf_hc1_TM - Mmm.... Delicious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dna0oWu_EU - Mmm.... Delicious...
22/05/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-22-5-09 - Misc pics
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1579920046?bctid=23069425001 - 2 Girls 1 Sub. Little bit of discretion required...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC4frcXimz4 - And the D-gen... Champagne comedy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP1Y-tIJ370 - Ahhh fond memories of this show...
http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2009/05/18/round-and-round-we-go/ - Heh :)
21/05/2009
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-21-5-09 - I need a magic wellness stick to make everyone feel better at work...
god-diverted-to-voicemail.wmv - God gets diverted to voicemail...
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/how_to/4318067.html?page=1 - I'm needing a new desk actually...
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3K2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1242791533&sr=8-1 - "Dual Function Design" - best product review for anything. Ever.
20/05/2009
egyptian-invention-easy-parking.wmv - Putting the spare tyre to good use...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o - Kinda like bike boy from Hey Hey it's Saturday about 15 or so years ago, but better...
19/05/2009
misc-face-plants.wmv - Ouch... The last one's just strange... the reporter was saying that the throttle was stuck... what i wanna know is why is that microphone's still working...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43sbtkQM6zc - If only I knew this, I wouldn't have sucked so much at Drama class back in school...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZM4Hkw5CPk - Ok, another youtube clip, but this time something different...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_kbOQIg4sM - Man they just get better and better...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as5KLmbLUjI - Gold!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h-ZqcPl7rI - Dogs rule!
18/05/2009
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/show/with/3215139715/ - More photos for the UK to take pride in...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1182373 - Seems to me that Cardiff's lack of rubbish bins is the bigger issue. At least it seems that people try to do the right thing in their drunken state...
tvshowknowyourboyfriend.wmv - NOT safe for work.
high_kick_girl.wmv - Noice!
t-72.pps - Haven't seen this one before though...
javelinlivefirevst72.mpg - Javelin Vs T72 Tank - ye oldie, but ye goodie...
http://dizzythinks.net/2009/05/pirate-bay-founders-invent-ddo-attack.html - Heh :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHNJmWbvsL0 - Heh :)
http://wonkette.com/407744/nyt-headlines-used-to-be-uh-livelier - Heh :)
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered - "// drunk, fix later" - Been there, done that... Mind you, that RichardIsAnEffingIdiotControl class is not a good idea - that classname (and the method names in there) could end up in the UI in a stack trace for a client to see if an exception isn't handled (provided errors are enabled on the server - which could happen in a test environment - great for UAT), never mind the fact that the exception thrown in one of the methods is called RichardIsAEffingIdiotException with that nasty comment to go with it. Good way to lose your job.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/814142/Polish-priest-sex-guide-a-big-hit - More like "Sex as I don't know it"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVcnJ5iLqs - David Holmes - Rapping flight attendant.
http://crazyhorse.com/games/snatch/game.html - (Not safe for work) - Match the snatch!
15/05/2009
the_farmers_3_daughters.wmv - Heh :)
i_bet_that_hurt.wmv - Ouch...
chocolate_surprise.wmv - Chocolate Surprise! (not safe for work)
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-5-09 - Misc pics - a few not safe for work
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/813549/cocaine-found-in-air-of-spanish-cities - I'm moving to Spain...
http://www.bigstupididiot.com/2009/05/10-pictures-of-what-that-girl-youre.html - Not really safe for work...or your vision for that matter...
14/05/2009
http://xkcd.com/583/ - :)
http://www.sfweekly.com/slideshow/view/8331293/1 - Masturbating chamption?! That's quite a title...
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080713 - Clever lad...
13/05/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkrn6ecxthM - Nerd battle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0 - ...Here's another. Almost as good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 - You've probably seen this one already...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgMJHRx-S6o - If you laugh, you're racist. Lyrics are in the info section - you're gonna need them.
12/05/2009
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111552/ - Gotta love this comment - "THIS IS THE PLAN 9 OF MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES!!" Think I might have to buy this film...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y - Best. Fight. Scene. Ever.
u.s.paratroopers_kite_formation.wmv - The "give the enemy a chance" formation...
washerwoman.wmv - Not safe for work.
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-pics-12-5-09 - Motivational pics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvqSaQ1yijs - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HyS94O2h0 - :)
http://www.malhanga.com/videosflash/ - Cruelty to morons (and a dog). Ridiculous.
11/05/2009
why_dads_buy_wiis.wmv - Sounds like a bit of a smoker's laugh there...
motorbike-from-behind.wmv - Got him!
grounding-wire-nutcracker.wmv - Ouch...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cherry-blossom-time-in-japan - Japan doesn't only do just crazy TV shows and bukkake...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/06/car_prang_secretary/ - Ouch...
http://www.someoneoncetoldme.com/gallery/18042009 - Correct!

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The Best Page in the Universe
Captain Capitalism
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Anti-idiotarians click here!
Good 'ol beer buddies...
Uncle Jay Explains the news! (youtube site)
Pat Condell (youtube site)
xkcd
CodeProject
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