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16/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MKWYj5vRuEA - Quick reaction time... And classy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_WRQRNkpDh4 - Very worthwhile procedure - it'll help him get much closer if he doesn't have those ribs in the way...
15/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q65DVHg4vzE - Not sure why he's talking about himself in the 3rd person. Must be a dictator thing...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-15/kim-jong-un-impersonator-causes-stir-at-winter-olympics/9449014 - Very good :)
14/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k-rE03PGQfA - Much better...
13/02/2018
https://www.facebook.com/norma.nesci/videos/2078482018836424/ - I hope I turn out to be just like him...
https://www.facebook.com/thuglifevideo/videos/695478860633410/ - Also very good! :) Audio not safe for work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NofR8X_Zab4 - Good. Very good.
https://www.facebook.com/tammy.penhall/videos/1806476569362913/ - Christ, I didn't think there'd be anything worse than a vertical video, but this quickly proved me wrong...
12/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iYhmj8g4zhw - What's the world come to? At 4:30 you see that an astronaut that's BEEN TO SPACE is two-thirds a flat earther...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o - Wow...
9/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N_4K0Q0KHt4 - Audio not safe for work. "Why in seven valleys of SHITE is anyone still listening to them?" Good question...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C1ObitoLwhM - God bless you PewDiePie! And in case you're all wondering, traps are gay and can be wonderful!
https://www.facebook.com/danifieddotcom/videos/1560869704001179/ - This spawn of Satan is available on iOS. Not on Android, unfortunately - the ones that are in the Play store are all fake copies.
https://www.facebook.com/thunderupyadownunder/videos/1941741899473420/ - This one - "Eric Rogers: Legend says his hat is still flying through space"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8pNh6LqFh8 - She looks like she could be Brittany Venti's younger sister...
8/02/2018
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/elon-musk-checks-washing-missing-wallet-realising-car/ - Poor bugger... Now he'll have to wait for it to come back...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law - Another reminder, just in case :)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/02/06/a-flat-earther-finally-tried-to-fly-away-his-rocket-didnt-even-ignite/?utm_term=.2afa99c023b3 - Just as I predicted on the 25th/Jan, he didn't pull it off. Obviously the government wants to hide The Truth!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=twdEahXH8ck - Good stuff. Audio not safe for work...
7/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rr1yov3FLRc - :)
6/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dvIOvcep1FE - Awwwww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3tUCuMSPQwE - Scrism clonk indeed...
5/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qIDsl-5VONg - "One must always strive to keep their asshole clean" - True. Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SrOGFcnz3DU - Oh man this is so funny I'm in tears. Makes me proud to call myself an Australian. Audio not safe for work...
https://www.itnews.com.au/news/facebook-patents-solution-to-predict-how-rich-or-poor-you-are-484417 - The algorithm is quite simple, actually: if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 3) { return economicStatus.PissPoor;} else if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 2) { return economicStatus.Poor;} else if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 1) { return economicStatus.Ok;} else if (HoursSpentPerDayOnFacebook > 0.01) { return economicStatus.WellOff;} else { return economicStatus.Rich;}
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pxuCRDypKCQ - Very funny stuff :) Audio not safe for work...
2/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2cEM6_s9ux0 - Latest glue manufacturing technique...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NHrwcQQ38bA - Nice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K7VVdZU_OD4 - To any non-Americans, the last one is racist. Don't know why, just learned it myself a few years ago, it just is. Because Americans...
1/02/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mKIVyHR0zqU - :)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQAchZHhYcPvzC5dqosetoQ - Buddy has his own channel...
https://www.facebook.com/THEAMAN1/videos/10212753508811768/ - Buddy!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QzuZuQdCQG4 - "Tharin 4Prez Those darn Asian carp ... always photo bombing a shot."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I - Rocket surgery?
31/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tq02C_3FvFo - Perhaps the Cold War isn't over...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EIYlgME-J7o - :)
https://www.facebook.com/drunkpeopledoingthings/videos/288621541603109/ - Like falling down an enless set of stairs...
30/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek - Oh my. Pretty sure a line was crossed here...
https://www.facebook.com/australianthinblueline/videos/795515270656459/ - I'd be sterilising that bottle...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4423350411045448/ - Pretty sure he won...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4424981374215685/ - This: "Andrew Wieslaw This wasnt in the jungle book" :)
29/01/2018
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5323513/Vegan-activists-storm-Melbourne-steakhouse-protest.html - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X9NIcK79ltw - Not what drones usually drop...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-iFgDK_D5s - Strange microwave. I prefer sunny side up...
25/01/2018
https://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/article/2018/01/25/leeds-united-reconsider-atrocious-new-crest-six-hours-after-announcing-it - If this went through, it'd be funny if Gaviscon became the major sponsor - just to take the piss.
https://www.google.com/search?q=invasion+day - Tomorrow, we celebrate Invasion Day, so no updates. Even Google's gotten into the spirit!
https://www.facebook.com/153095521994548/videos/153743551929745/ - Haha! What an arsehole...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law - Just a reminder...
https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/262736-diy-manned-rocket-launch-aims-prove-earth-flat - Good luck to him finding The Truth, but I fear he will not succeed. Either he'll mysteriously 'disappear' or the government will intercept the rocket and alter the footage.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-42802901/ - What the!? Next thing you know, they'll be wearing burkas...
24/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iZT6oD0yQRU - Run! Run! Before we all get wet!!!
23/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wZM64_RuJBA - Pretty sure they've been excommunicated for this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bauVe5Nt8GY - Audio probably not safe work if you work in Russia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Et--uvozgUM - Great tips...
22/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0Lr03t8of0 - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hyING6J2i6Q - Saved the best for last...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3BJU2drrtCM - Awesome video on how TVs work with a high speed camera...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=II-OP6vdMs8 - Loving the downvotes and the comments on the video, but my favourite part is the overuse of the applause sign. #IWouldntEven. Insufferable smugness not safe for work...
19/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xjZynlM5KPc - BAAHUAHAUHAUHAA! This! - "Jon Irenicus: GoPro - Be a loser edition." Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FvPbxZmZxZ8 - Speaking of not safe audio, oldie but a goodie...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PXJeghw-cRk - To his last point, I'm not angry at her at all. I enjoyed every second of it. Audio not safe for work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54 - His pleasure indeed. And mine. She was gloriously obliterated...
18/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XYdPnuGXo78 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nITZj-b0zJk - Looks pretty safe...
17/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EKWq5xsZnTE - Holy crap I think I cringed right out of my spine...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=APlw4xCl0xI - "Fuck off kittens" - my thoughts exactly. And yes, trains in England are bloody expensive. I feel molested every time I travel there. Use headphones at work...
16/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UXIECW-YpPk - Uhh... Delicious and nutritious I suppose...
15/01/2018
https://www.facebook.com/ItsComedyNow/videos/1691181170939207/ - Catchy tune...
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/4383715335008956/ - He's laughing because he knows it's going on the internet...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iMCZpW5fwLY - This comment - "Stevey Irwin did you know bamboo scaffolding is 10x stronger than steel due to it's need to support the workers testicle weight."
https://www.gamiss.com/hoodies-11571/product1382454/?lkid=99884&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1ezZ7u3Y2AIVk8jjBx1XcgXNEAEYASAAEgJLKPD_BwE - Probably not a good idea. Might make people want to eat you...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gjv1DgzRAGw - Captain Cook. And he was the captain. I'm too lazy and can't be bothered with the actual facts...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f_6xHXXeNkg - Even though this is fiction, probably won't be long until it's fact...
12/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GaANi96Z-Wg - Clearly out of his mind...
11/01/2018
https://www.facebook.com/ikedaspa/videos/10156119956101600/ - Japanese game shows are the best...
https://www.facebook.com/716930498485710/videos/1000805640098193/ - 1:23 mark - "Meh. Just another day in the office...". Actually, this comment - 'Mac Pain - This dude literally just like "hmm did I turn the oven off this morning?" "Where should I go on my next vacation?" "I'm probably never gonna get married.. I should get a cat".'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4168602/Helicopter-crash-filmed-passenger-board.html - Very lucky...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2U6xRCybkwk - Oh my...
10/01/2018
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uIkbg5VI2bo - Americans are very fortunate...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vVs6X7_UqAQ - A bath towel to blow your nose!? He should get 5 years for that. And don't use bog paper either - it's not as smooth as tissues.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Qa5iNloHwA - The big brass balls this guy has doing this video a few months ago whilst he's still on trial... Again, headphones at work...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5239559/Man-said-gas-Jews-23-times-teaching-dog-Nazi-heil.html - And this show trial has been going on for quite a while now. I also like Hogan's Heroes - it's one of my favourite TV shows. Perhaps if that were made under these ridiculous laws, everyone involved would be in prison.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus - Been a big fan of this guy over the last year or so. Use headphones at work and try not to get offended :)
https://www.facebook.com/BroternityInTheKnowbyAOL/videos/1665542296876259/ - Ugh...
https://www.facebook.com/officialgymmemes/videos/1933804856656744/ - Too bad my car doesn't have a rear wiper. My wife's car, however... Hmmm...
https://www.facebook.com/NASSFestival/videos/1932884883395211/ - Bet their kids love them after this...
9/01/2018
https://www.facebook.com/jimmy.fitzgerald.71/videos/1783312315059851/ - Awww, and they gave it a cute name too :)
http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/07/no-trousers-tube-day-year-awkward-ever-7211019/ - Giggity. Although I'm not sure I'd wanna be sitting on whatever's on those seats without at least 2 layers of fabric in between...
8/01/2018
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/10883/report/1072309/day/5/ - 4 - 0 (1 draw). Winner winner, chicken dinner!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FOFswyHcvzs - Note sure if I'd be standing there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ExAydddhsIk - Boomerang chuckers!? I'm offended! Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AvrPD6MKF38 - 2016 was an awesome year and it turns out my hopes for an awesome 2017 came true as well. Happy New Year everyone, hope that 2018 is an even better one. Back to work...
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