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Anyone remember the nineties, when you had to clean your mouse balls?
I'm glad I don't have pets any more.



5/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OIDEGN4Js40 - Maybe he can take up a career in sketch comedy. Hopefully Trump will win the next US Presidency and there'll be more than enough material for him...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oDfjvJwCT4g - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sAy9A3LLu4I - Fun toy!
----------Back at work today for a well earned rest after spending a week in Greece with extended family eating, drinking, celebrating Orthodox Easter and being merry. And my last post was a lie - i had plenty of access to teh innernets - i was too busy to bother with it though.
25/04/2016
----------Today is ANZAC day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget. Also, postings will more than likely be non existant this week as I have limited access to email/internet.
22/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo - I'd never work at that place!
21/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wB2HTAcbmck - Awww... I just wanna give them a cuddle!
20/04/2016
http://xkcd.com/1667/ - :)
19/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Xh2KBI4I0 - Genius!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho - I believe I'm Godfrey Elfwick...
18/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM - Fun toy and the steering wheel isn't on the wrong side either :)
----------Postings will be light and on UK time this week as i'm away for work (and in Greece next week where they may be non-existant).
15/04/2016
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/04/13/octopus-slips-out-of-aquarium-tank-crawls-across-floor-escapes-down-pipe-to-ocean/ - Freedom!
14/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CsDcFFz_2LM - She makes a good point...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KEDrMriKsFM - Clever toy!
13/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0phAtbIf8A - Clever lad!
12/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA - poon likka - "Is this a documentary?" - Yep. We're all like this and we're all called "Bruce". I tried to register brucesemails.com but that was already taken, so I had to settle with franksemails.com.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154767807170001 - Not sure where day and night mode is on a stick shift...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sizJLN5EjOI - I wonder how much he charged them for the ride?
11/04/2016
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-having-his-bumhole-sewn-up-is-going-on-a-poo-marathon-5805062/ - The URL says it all...
8/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ep_mf6ZE9U0 - Now that's a fun toy...
7/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jKQYRen_MIA - Crikey!
6/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=npUTCz8BJxA - And whilst we're at it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE - :)
5/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RrrDLdeL2HQ - Looks like another case of hitting the gas instead of the brake...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rFkXmhnT5Jo - :)
4/04/2016
http://hackaday.com/2016/04/03/hacking-flappy-bird-by-playing-mario/ - Wow. Just watch the video if you can't be bothered reading...
1/04/2016
http://www.skynews.com.au/culture/offbeat/2016/03/25/man-arrested-for-not-returning-rented-vhs.html - Well, at least his criminal record will state "Never returned Freddy Got Fingered"...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ - RIP
31/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SzgPOJPTo_A - Quite technical in detail but well worth the watch...
30/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ul26r2rbhE4 - "Jurassic Carpark" lol :)
29/03/2016
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-25/microsoft-created-ai-bot-becomes-racist/7276266 - This is just glorious...
24/03/2016
----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Happy Easter!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_G7PUeiqo - Pretty sure Microsoft approves :)
23/03/2016
http://www.ramtrucks.com.au/ - Watch the video at the top of the page - best advertising slogan ever!
22/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UZuhJFY3SS8 - Very cool :)
21/03/2016
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3500669/We-ship-Boaty-McBoatface-Jokers-make-runaway-favourite-poll-new-Royal-Research-Ship-instead-following-tradition-picking-hero-explorer.html - This is why online polls are important...
18/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kwQaJ8_Ow9w - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8 - Oh dear - "Natdaprat1 - I was gonna say I thought I saw you driving in France when I visited but that's impossible because everyone was driving like that."
17/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_y9UuHwEfs - And as an added bonus - if you get a speeding fine you can blame the dog...
16/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G0ELb9M-c_0 - What a dumbass.
15/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2p2RR3g8UOM - kramler: "had to replay it a couple of times, but was still able to masturbate to it". Makis Makiavelis: "This is disgusting, i am absolutely appalled. What sick person would film a vertical video?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSE3fkeHAmo - They're both dumbasses. Tailgater for tailgating and lane hogger for hogging the fast lane.
https://www.justpark.com/creative/reaction-time-test/ - It said "We're not sure if you're an actual human being". 278ms.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/9128153/The-fantasy-world-of-ants-photographs-by-Andrey-Pavlov.html?frame=2160871 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2vT665bGI - Worst fake Russian accent on teh innernets...
11/03/2016
----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-11-3-2016 - Misc pics
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fhx7iXkiLXQ - Just as well he's already had his kids...
10/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuxXm7Y87do - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI - Meanwhile, in Africa...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rQLrcBGR-8M - Should buff out...
9/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0 - Homeopaths use stethoscopes?
8/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ucCxtgN6sc - Imagine their surprise if they found out you had to reinstall it every 6 months...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA - I found this video sexually arousing.
7/03/2016
http://hackaday.com/2016/03/05/even-colin-furze-gets-burned/ - Delicious and nutritious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BoZIoT3yNQg - DJEmonTV: "2:20 played TOO much GTA" :)
4/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q - Wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qu-jDrGQJLU - Oops...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rn_ZVtLsu00 - :)
3/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY - Pretty sure that nasty human will be on the robot's list...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoXM00Soj8U - "Fuck me backwards" !? :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1jJP0CcuJyE - Useful tip for thieves but I bet one of the spanners would break if you tried that on a good quality lock...
2/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=44aNi4UgYAo - What a cute couple :) I've done this before.....using crab pots from the safety of a boat!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VkMR5q-R-sM - A real life Time Lord...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m2JAgORI-3s - Many trees were harmed in the making of this video...
1/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTOr8_ILqGw - And to think that just because I earn a salary, I had to work an extra day this year for free. SLAVERY!!!!11
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rDvtFJxgAw - I pick red...
29/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O1D07dTILH0 - What every office needs...
26/02/2016
https://www.facebook.com/jalalbros/ - The drive by shooting prank that got them in trouble is on their facebook page. Pretty funny stuff, but then again, there is something wrong with me...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-25/brothers-arrested-counter-terrorism-police-over-pranks/7198874 - I guess this was inevitable...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/schoolboy-wins-competition-live-porn-7429698 - Giggity!
25/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q0obAEPT-3Y - My new favourite song...
24/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9A4Xy3OWozA - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rGz7HF6yMLA - Intel enters the cosmetics industry...
23/02/2016
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-02/eagles-vs-drones-dutch-police-train-birds-to-take-down-uavs/7132096 - My new hobby - 'Escape the eagle!'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6FcfnqKjrw - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM - Brings a tear to my eye...
22/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaiD27HaWWA - Fastforward to 2:50. Giggity.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/800797224/wank-wipes - Not sure why this was suspended by kickstarter...
19/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fOH2pppwxdQ - Looks pretty safe...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fM3yltuTzLY - This comment - "She went upstairs to change her status on facebook" :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1DHYbFpRMS4 - Hopefully the machines also take out what the asteroid couldn't all those millions of years ago...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mOBQXuu_5Zw - When the machines take over, they'll shoot us out of cannons and make us flash torches to the sound of their music.
18/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ap9_jxEr_JA - This guy's going pretty fast too. I struggle to do 30kph on a bike and this guy's doing 30mph...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nA2I86GHPiU - That's one hell of a laugh he's got there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=75tefCfP1-o - :)
17/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tDQw21ntR64 - This is how the sheep communicate with their interstellar masters who will soon take over. And I for one welcome our new sheep overlords...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OA46Jaj4msM - I'd blame Obama too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DLfx4Mv7YHE - Dogs > cats
16/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FRXNNAjofqI - If I were him, i'd blurt out "you're holding that phone wrong, dummy!"
15/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ex--O-cJcZA - Looks like far too much effort...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rhUQUkLpA3I - Oh noes - teh tractor is slowly destroying everythink in teh carpark. What can we do!? I no - let's take a video for teh innernets!
12/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=knd5E-X42dU - Very good!
11/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NjA9tBDu9Y8 - Very disturbing...
http://xkcd.com/1641/ - Luckily, hotdogs come in packs of six where I'm from...
10/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OMnJAoS9v6k - Michael Wong: "Bro, I could get gangraped in a gay brothel and my asshole still wouldn't hurt as bad as the night after Taco Bell."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aqncOP7OzMg - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K3u9txMqbWA - :)
9/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JDM20YLtGyA - Oh dear! These kids look like they're begging for some jail time...
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30398569/it-s-funny-until-you-re-dead-controversial-prank-backlash/ - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eAqgXhblr-w - Looks pretty illegal - and the last one's pretty irresponsible. Still, admit it - you laughed.
8/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P7w1qmloaDo - Yep, the 2nd version's far more dignified...
5/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ddxk8UAJgaA - Ouch...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/inquest-hears-man-died-after-trying-to-eat-burger-in-one-mouthful/ar-BBp8G32?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Darwin Awards contender...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JinpVA6p8Mo - Very cool. Hopefully version 2 has an automatic snowball creation/loading mechanism...
4/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wmBvgs-qqPY - Pretty good in 4K too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hKdy0UqOZA - Ouch...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEs9zmF-Fwk - Ouch...
3/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n_24a0aQpMs - The last guy seems a little upset... Pretty sure he'll be happy to see it on youtube...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X4q18m4m4ic - This - "It's okay - they talked to "his afterwards"."
2/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=khvBGIlsh3g - Asshole kids...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-35424393 - Yep. Was in the UK in October and as much as I love the country, your public transport is a rip off. £21 to get from Bletchley to London!?
http://drinksfeed.com/bacon-shot-glasses-dipped-in-chocolate-and-filled-with-whisky/ - Oh my!!!
1/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9uqL_IgGtw - Mmm.... The smell would have been delicious! And nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UsNdvgwCli8 - In Soviet Russia, drone flies you!
29/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dxU1bv7nVuc - I'd only give permission on the condition he gets his earlobes fixed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ERQ7UaQ-9to - Oh the humanity...
28/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8_yXfX2tgNg - They're all winners!
27/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jkqOBglc3o0 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRETz2F-heQ - Bacon alone should be reason enough to worship this animal...
25/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7i15OPuFvmA - Tomorrow is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates. Perhaps Mitchell Johnson can be an UberUmpire tomorrow...
https://newsroom.uber.com/australia/howzaaaaaat-your-uberumpire-is-arriving-now/ - Rather creative promotion...
22/01/2016
http://www.digitaltrends.com/wearables/ch4-is-a-wearable-that-tracks-your-farts-and-tells-you-what-food-to-avoid/ - Genius! Too bad it didn't get funded...
21/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=soMV-AkSOtA - This should be renamed to "LGBTIQ colours poking through a glory hole in slow mo!"
20/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cBNMg1H3ag8 - Obviously has a hot date tonight...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WNmLFTSq-TE - Kinda like the decision you make when driving over a corrugated dirt road - always go fast...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PMHjSC_ddJo - I wonder if it works with a beer bottle...
19/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnU6Ykp7MOY - Bit unsafe for work. Giggity...
18/01/2016
http://www.cnet.com/news/nerds-steve-jobs-and-bill-gates-musical-comedy-soon-on-broadway/ - This should be a winner...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4 - Pretty much my reaction every time I eat bacon as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xOaIdBVKS-U - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wQdtt791X70 - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6rxAXzWDZwQ - Delicious and nutritious...
15/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zPU1Urun0Q - Camel toe!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsKFDV4AsL8 - Yep - "You know they made it, otherwise this video would be on LiveLeak"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nck6BZga7TQ - :)
14/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eqwsQ65CEvk - Wi-Fi enabled cave...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso - Delicious and nutritious...
13/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_2ASPUkkHMs - :)
12/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aDOgPIKOOJc - That'll buff out...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_tgIjJ2exZM - This comment: "They see me rollin', they prayin'"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4PS64_0syvI - This comment: "In Russia you have to take IQ test for Drivers Licence, if you pass you don't get one."
11/01/2016
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/12/18/man-who-drove-1m-bugatti-into-lake-goes-jail/77561978/ - Idiot...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c0nj3DZ6U7M - The last guy was inspiring...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3379210/An-800-year-old-mobile-phone-left-ALIENS-Austria-according-latest-bizarre-claims-conspiracy-theorists.html - I had an Ericsson 688 back in the day. Looks just like it...
----------Back to work for a well earned rest after the holidays...

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