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Archive 4/1/2011

23/12/2010
----------Well folks, that's it for me for another year. Have a Merry Christmas and a happy and safe New Year! I'll be back early in January so keep
sending me good stuff to put up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y3AXzZqg2k - :)
watch_the_cats_face.wmv - I guess they're good for something...
http://franksemails.com/pics/what-big-means - Big!
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-23-12-10 - Motivationals. Some aren't quite safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-23-12-10 - No happy ending :(
http://www.nma.tv/st-kilda-stars-exposed-schoolgirls-dickileaks/ - Gawd. Front page news here all week for this crap and now these guys are reporting this non-event. Someone needs to tell them what an AFL ground looks like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtdTJP_GUI - Impressive...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=little-kid-is-intrigued-by-mannequin - Poor kid's hungry...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=homemade-bungee-jumping-part-2 - Crazy Ruskies...
22/12/2010
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a9_1292613128 - Very talented...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=30c_1292700115 - Bergakie? BAJAJAHAA! :)
http://www.itsrudetostare.com/%E2%80%98bad-santa%E2%80%99-sends-message-to-harrods/ - Bad Santa's one of my all-time favourite films...
seabreacher.wmv - Let's hope the interior is designed to be hosed out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1LXWZtCr0I - Quite right too!
21/12/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhnYipRAp3M - Brilliant!
http://franksemails.com/pics/nude-arm - Nude!
20/12/2010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1182373/Welcome-binge-Britain-Polish-photographer-documents-years-drunken-revelry-Cardiff.html - And on a similar note...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8 - Crikey, almost 10 million hits. Well, for nastiness, not sure if it's these ones or the old anti-smoking ads that take first prize, but this is pretty nasty...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4YSGPFuDmE - These guys are gonna be huge...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MetBQSkDUoA - These guys are brilliant...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OocjwJE6j18 - Potty mouth, but he makes a good point. Not really safe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv1OigmYcvQ - Think i'm gonna need to light up after watching this...
17/12/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4nw5uvMB2I - = Vodka + Boredom.
http://franksemails.com/pics/numeric-keypads - I've often wondered about this. Google knows the answer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2kD1YUtA5o - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDjrFq-9FMo - Uh... Kinda unsafe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfgu-bYEvc - And yes, the law did win...
16/12/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-F8EO3qOVk - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-16-12-10 - Misc pics
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-16-12-10 - Motivationals!
15/12/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI - Well, I guess no one really gave these gifts that much thought...
http://franksemails.com/pics/sleep-on-the-job - This brings back some memories. I used to do this all the time when I was at Uni completing major assignments or studying for exams. I still have nightmares about exams. Ugh...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/38301877@N05/sets/72157619206330728/ - There's some cool things in here - I remember having Caveman (video game) as a kid and, of course, an Atari 2600...
14/12/2010
https://buybettermarriageblanket.com/ - Wow, it's not a spoof...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeCoC19tNs - Bit macabre...
13/12/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ntfgdk-xk - Potty mouth...
10/12/2010
http://vimeo.com/17315267 - Makes perfect sense... NOT safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/unique-staircases - Unique!
ko1.wmv - :(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335602/UK-snow-7-trapped-Lion-Inn-pub-Yorkshire-NINE-days.html - Lucky buggers...
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/849938-german-christmas-tree-turns-out-to-be-cannabis-plant?ITO=socialnet-twitter-button - "Merry spliffmas" :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8jGVXOMsw - Nonsense; I'd pay good money to get felt up like that!
9/12/2010
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/special-reports/melbourne-store-removes-golliwog-to-avoid-offending-oprah-winfrey/story-fn795l53-1225967904496 - Well, I hope they get offended by their removal...
brave_or.wmv - He missed...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260700641469 - I wonder if they'll dig it out for the winner...
http://www.thisissussex.co.uk/news/bungling-thug-jailed-8-years/article-2979046-detail/article.html - I'm sure this'll appear in the next installment of "World's Dumbest Criminals"...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-11952858 - Fortunately, apart from the Jag, nothing of value was damaged in the accident...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0xLyoc9DxU - NMA World Edition's take on the Wikileaks issue...
8/12/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/car-accident-paint - Maybe they should've used a seat belt for the paint...
http://shop.ebay.co.uk/i.html?_trkparms=65%253... - GBP1000 for a Christmas pudding!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI - Awww...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY - Awww...
7/12/2010
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=503_1291498310 - These kids rock!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bic-Crystal-Ballpoint-Medium-Point/dp/B000JTOYLS/ref=pd_sim_sbs_kh_5 - Great reviews for a great pen...
6/12/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkG7FGVWsLA - Kinda looks like Tom Green...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583 - Stolen, or kidnapped?
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190475547737 - Cheap!
3/12/2010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334709/The-Big-Bloomers-Company-The-new-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL-underwear-women-105-inch-waistline-theyre-flying-shelves.html - "We ship them around the world and, at the moment, New Zealand and Australia are the biggest takers." - Uh oh... Surely we just use them as bed sheets...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334706/Iran-outrage-Satellite-image-shows-Star-David-Tehran-airport-HQ-roof.html?ito=feeds-newsxml - WIN!
2/12/2010
turkey_call.avi - Nice gobbler...
http://www.spike.com/video/heart-on/3139992 - Poor Bessie...
1/12/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/toothpick-sculptures - Toothpick Sculptures
http://franksemails.com/pics/dublin-tram-vs-bus - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4 - Doesn't get more public than that...
30/11/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/beautiful-weddings - Beautiful Weddings
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334135/Howay-pet-cold-As-Britain-shivers-Newcastle-girls-prove-theyre-frightened-bit-snow.html - Noice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXrSJpQ_tk - Lazy dog...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji3O8t4oudc - Champaigne comedy from The Late Show 2 decades ago...
29/11/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snrdZFFe4Ps - Best youtube comment - "Sick drift bro." :)
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=kid-owns-adult-in-dance-off - Well, that kid's got some skills...
http://www.wemadethis.co.uk/blog/2010/11/ministry-of-stories-hoxton-street-monster-supplies/ - Mmmm... Free range snot...
26/11/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/confused-people - Not safe for your eyes...
25/11/2010
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8152990/Naked-man-spotted-in-car-boot-on-Google-Street-View.html - As you do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIj2GVfua84 - All it needs is a set of wings...
http://franksemails.com/pics/really-useless-cat - Awwww...
http://franksemails.com/pics/creative-boat-names - Creative!
24/11/2010
iron_embroidery.pdf - Creative...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8vesMilyAU - The kid's just telling it like it is...
23/11/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msMGfuDT_g - Awww...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMZ2xBPq9XQ - Must be twins in there having a fight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOVzvFVPuks - Like watching a war movie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCL9tcxBOMs - Whilst we're in South Africa...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kRa3K3ZqAw - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuzVog27NUg - I like this comment: "Amazing up until the point where she walks away like a duck."
22/11/2010
http://www.wimp.com/peopleawesome/ - Includes a special appearance by JC himself...
http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery?video=8944 - Noice...
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/football/football-club-mistakenly-uses-picture-of-nazi-soldiers-on-matchday-program-on-remembrance-day-20101118-17y0u.html?from=brisbanetimes_sb - Oops...
19/11/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/creative-shopping-bags - Take a guess which is my favourite...
18/11/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/mankini - Yet another mankini at a fancy dress. Bit unsafe...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=55c_1289953838 - Classy...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=84a_1289947511 - Good to watch in full screen...
scooter_fail.wmv - Oops...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=cat-vs-gator-part-2 - More footage of that stupid cat...
17/11/2010
http://monsterlicenses.com/ - I'm sure they'd resent being called monsters...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=cat-vs-gators - Oh look, how cute - they let their kids play near alligator infested water. I'm sure they'll go for a swim afterwards...
oldpopcorntrick.wmv - Legend.
16/11/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wK_v9koL3Y - The fish one's the best...
hail_ya_phoenix_az.wmv - Crazy. There's more on youtube.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report - Yuck.
15/11/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-15-11-10 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/a-good-edukashun - Edumacation!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327966/Shopper-overcharged-Co-op-assistants-breasts-resting-scales.html - Watermelons in the first pic; how appropriate...
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ - Samsung Galaxy S > iPhone
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst841_Kid-playing-a-music-game--Crazy.aspx - Now let's see him do it on a real piano...
12/11/2010
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/whitejigsaw/whitejigsaw.html - The first puzzle was enough for me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd5yN43TqCk - Top kid! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA - Funny, but kinda sad after reading the comments...
http://franksemails.com/pics/animal-mishaps - Oops...
dennis.wma - Poor Dennis...
11/11/2010
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/mouse-found-inside-rectum-of-drug-influenced-man-in-south-carolina/story-e6frfhk6-1225951818720 - The mouse was pronounced dead on arrival...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/koreans-mistake-gillard-for-austrian/story-e6frf7lf-1225951332679 - Well, Austrians are Aussies too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMV1kYNgfHQ - Uh...
http://freenapkin.com/cgi-bin/auction/auction.pl?category=state49&item=1289407045 - Well, I suppose you could mount your Plasma/LCD vertically with it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB28pL0UOrw - The last telemarketer that spoke to me called me (from India) on my mobile whilst I was at work, so I passed the phone around to my colleagues in the office, one of whom speaks fluent Hindi. Many LOLs and ROFLs happened that day...
10/11/2010
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm1367_Im-so-proud.aspx - Cap'n makes me proud...
http://efukt.com/20784_Epic_Naked_Man.html - Site not safe for work. Video is safe, however.
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=evil-hamster - Kung Fu hamster! Now off to the hospital to get a shot...
http://www.cuantarazon.com/20566/spiderman-3 - Sexy time!
9/11/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI4d5AeAi7g - Well, with a name like that, what would you expect...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjckqAU8IkM - :)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11703195 - Just like trannys - the hands give it away.
http://www.worktobejudged.com/strippause/peca.html - Bah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU - I wonder if he sells this stuff in an online store...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Narg09bbnHE - Amazing transformation...
8/11/2010
http://www.artificialowl.net/ - Interesting stuff...
http://franksemails.com/pics/wa-cop-car-vs-roo - Poor Skippy...
http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/2010/02/22-trees-growing-around-objects.html - Nom nom nom...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygh1-ul6E94 - Looks delicious. I wonder if it tastes like a turkey when it looks like a turkey...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE_6n1gp3Vw - Must smell like its dinner...
http://franksemails.com/video/special_message.avi.html - Hey you guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muc0kaQtCMU - Hey you guys!
5/11/2010
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/pat-rafter-tries-federer-trick/story-e6frf9if-1225947761654 - In the nuts!
policepursuit21.wmv - The Benny Hill theme song makes everything more awesome...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326573/Never-mind-defence-cuts--model-maker-builds-22ft-long-aircraft-carrier-Lego.html - Very cool...
4/11/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-4-11-10 - Motivationals
http://www.theospark.net/2010/06/video-old-666.html - Great reenactment vid...
3/11/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygxVg1rqFQE - Here's a vid of the time traveller...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1324132/Time-traveller-woman-mobile-phone-1928-Charlie-Chaplin-film.html - She was sent back in time to avert the Great Depression but instead was the cause of it... Oh well...
the-master-reverser.wmv - Behold: The Master!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB3NPNM4xgo - :)
http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2010/jenny_vs_spencer.htm - fake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_23Nt5XumaU - Fail. Via Cap'n.
2/11/2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Cup - Melbourne Cup day public holiday today, so no updates.
1/11/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi4g_U0hoOg - Very cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWD20XmPA60 - As Nelson would say - HA-HA!
29/10/2010
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230542966486#descr - One more before I'm off to bed...
http://franksemails.com/pics/harold_schlumberg - I'm inspired...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324275/Western-couple-mocked-infidel-wedding-minister-luxury-Maldive-resort.html - Scumbags. I hope they sue...
28/10/2010
http://b3ta.com/links/548641 - Very cool...
french_attack_dogs.wmv - Dogs are awesome...
indestructabledrunk.mpg - He'll feel that in the morning...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3oYFS9g9I - Assumption is the fother of all muck ups...
27/10/2010
unknown_parameter_value.wmv - UNKNOWN PARAMETER VALUE!?!??!!11
ingrish.pps - Engrish!
http://franksemails.com/pics/beach-sexy-time - Is nice! Bit unsafe for work...
26/10/2010
http://www.leahpiepgras.com/objects/gallery/pearlnecklace/ - WIN!!1!
10_bad_boyfriends.wmv - 10 assholes...
scottish_teenager_cums_of_age.wmv - Poor Steven...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqEj4HFvweE - Haven't watched qanda since the federal election, except for last night. Glad i didn't miss it :) Oh, ignore the Illuminati/NWO crap on the poster's page - obviously a derranged individual.
25/10/2010
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39796763/ - WTF!?
jug_fu.wmv - Newest development in Martial Arts - Jug Fu.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8112021/Baby-dies-as-family-jump-to-escape-devil - WTF!?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/8111761/Austrias-first-bionic-man-dies - WTF!?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8111453/single-woman-marries-herself - WTF!?
http://www.arcadeaid.com/challengingstage/quiz.htm - Way too hard...
22/10/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFSmYEx17IM - Well, I hope he washed his hands after that...
21/10/2010
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=cat-high-jump-fail - Cat failure == My success!
20/10/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI6uYJrIqaw - Baahauhuahuahaaaaa whoopsie! Obviously there must be a racist Australian with a sense of humour in the control room :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPedwnc5e_s - Noice...
http://franksemails.com/pics/pencil-art - Pencil art
labrador_and_dolphin.wmv - The dog's thinking "I've got this big fish cornered again; anyone gonna spear it already?"
nosey_european_parliamentarians.wmv - Oldies, but *puke* goodies...
19/10/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-19-10-10 - Misc pics with bonus extra misogyny!
wolves_attack_russian_highway_patrol.wmv - Well, I hope he let 'em off...
helicopter_endo.wmv - I can see this ending in tears...
18/10/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90XLNQXN_74 - If this guy's not a comedian, he should be... Use headphones at work...
limbo_dance.wmv - Limbo!
15/10/2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Commonwealth_Games_medal_table - Congrats to the Aussie team for topping the medal count by a country mile (or kilometre :) Congrats to the Indian team for just beating the English at the last moment :)
hold_on.wmv - Crazy...
mad_intersection.wmv - Maybe it's because they're all driving on the wrong side of the road!
seagull_with_balls.wmv - Useless cat; a dog would not tolerate this...
14/10/2010
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101012/od_nm/us_games_tv_quit - In other news, it turns out that Australians aren't the only ones who are racist...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/commonwealth-games/bollywood-bashes-melbourne/story-fn65k7vp-1225938482416 - Can't wait to see this film...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Fyey4D5hg - Bit of a porky this dog... I guess doing all those tricks would get him a lot of treats...
13/10/2010
http://www.lastpicstanding.com/index/index/refresh/refresh - Another one of those useful sites on teh innernets...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU8joiS62js - Awesome shockwave...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condescending - Read the 3rd point, if it's still there...
12/10/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I - Well, since I watched it, so should you...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst839_How-to-speak-Australian.aspx - How to speak Strayen...
11/10/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM - Very good :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZCXRWI4RyQ - Sorry...
http://www.wimp.com/trafficlights/ - Interesting, but I don't think this would work too well with highway intersections...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319353/The-vegans-nightmare-Chocolate-covered-bacon-hits-shops.html#ixzz120Foy4gH - Mmmm... Bacon...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cigar-guy - Cigar Guy!
10/10/10
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/10/1010-fun-things-to-do-on-101010/ - Happy 10/10/10 day everybody! It's now 10:10:10am AEDST so there's 10 fun things you can do today. Except maybe ignore this; that ain't so fun...
8/10/2010
http://www.iheartdp.com/ - Blimey... I wonder how many times a budding pr0n entrepreneur has done a whois on that domain name to see if it was available for registration...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TshFWSsrn8 - Dude on the Segway's pretty brave...
http://franksemails.com/pics/moody-kuntz - :)
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/06/24/the-blue-and-the-green/# - Whoa! Double spiral!!1
7/10/2010
http://strangebeaver.com/2010/05/meme-of-the-week-5-6/ - I wonder if this meme will catch on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9VfALthLI - Idiot...
http://franksemails.com/pics/piggypiggypiggy - On first glance, you'd think this wasn't safe for work, but you'd be wrong...
6/10/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/russian-cake-lady - Mmmm..... Cake....
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/09/02/double-rainbow-microsoft-ad/ - Double Rainbow!!1
5/10/2010
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=568_1286081635 - I'm pretty sure the door didn't give consent...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqh8e2KYIrU - They should have told off whoever was videoing this for not turning off their electrronic device...
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/numbers-33549-ticket-shredded.html - The fortune cookie read: "You break even."
4/10/2010
http://www.tentimesone.com/if-world-war-one-was-a-bar-fight/ - Poor bartender...
http://www.japanator.com/get-yourself-in-trouble-with-bukkake-rulers-16749.phtml - Another WIN for Japan. Too bad the video was removed...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJdeoDAncLk - I can watch this over and over and it just gets funnier each time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pna2yNrvNmU - If only he had studied geography... Just as well he didn't want to make himself look stupid...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst837_3D-Hologram-app-for-iPhone-5.aspx - Is there anything the iPhone can't do?
1/10/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-1-10-10 - Misc pics - one is a little unsafe...
30/09/2010
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/top-model-blunder-was-a-technical-error-really-says-sarah-murdoch/story-e6frewz0-1225931973188 - Nice facepalm :)
urgent_pee.pps - Bit unsafe for work. I once read somewhere that in London, it's legal to pee on the rear tyre (passinger side, I assume) of your car in public as long as you hold onto the car with your right hand.
australias_next_top_model--big_fail.wmv - I think she realised at about 40 seconds into it...
http://forum.franksemails.com/Default.aspx?g=posts&t=836 - Might wanna print this one out and carry it around with you...
29/09/2010
unexpected_performance.wmv - Unexpected!
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUS166901+15-Sep-2010+PRN20100915 - ZOMFG!1
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab5_1285183705 - Pretty cool, but a pretty funny accent for an Australian...
http://www.universalposter.com/personalised-david-hasselhoff-posters/ - Perhaps these guys will start another Hoff fad...
28/09/2010
testing_bullet_proof_glass_in_1952.wmv - Did the Darwin Awards exist back in those days? :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/oops-accident - Hope there weren't any passengers in there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owP3cHrp3b0 - Precise!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1swNWgP8Q - lolcat parody...
27/09/2010
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=128562 - England FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iWahht9dk8 - Use headphones at work...
24/09/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3aWPfdIeAM - Bah! They should've used the Amiga version instead of the crappy PC MIDI synth...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xewj7r_arsenal-supoters-teasing-reporter_auto - :)
2010_brownlow_wrap.pdf - Here's another Brownlow wrap-up. Whoever does these is a mean bastard!
http://www.bensonpackaging.com/ - Website design WIN!!1
23/09/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/toilet-door-signs - Dunny door signs...
the_late_thierry_henry.wmv - That'll learn 'im...
a_mykonos_l-amour_est_bleu_et_le_bouzouki_.pps - I wonder how the residents of Mykonos would feel if the Greek government sold off their island to pay off its debts...
beautiful_pictures_of_greece.pps - More nice pictures of Greece...
greece_daily_life.ppsx - Maybe this has something to do with their wonderful lifestyle...
grins.pps - Misc ads...
22/09/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-22-9-10 - Misc pics...
brownlow_review_2010.pps - That time of the year again folks...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100921/tod-n-zealand-burn-off-sends-dope-smoke-7f81b96.html - Well, at least those kids ate all their dinner that night...
young_director.wmv - Silly kid - he'll have to endure years of therapy after the divorce...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/7978035/tv-station-mistakes-cow-for-polar-bear - Moooooo!1!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834 - Delicious!
21/09/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmc6tR2V1Vc - Actually, he does kinda look like Palpatine...
http://www.wimp.com/irontesla/ - Pwesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaIn-4ZUHik - Nah, don't call an ambulance with your mobile, just continue taking video with it...
20/09/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu3OIT7mxDQ - Great shot! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jxTCXvjle4 - Strong!
http://www.thecureforgingerhair.com - Mean...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst820_The-force-is-strong-ish-in-this-one.aspx - Very cool :)
17/09/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sBg50o0BA8 - This made me FAP!
http://franksemails.com/pics/ironing - Irononic...
16/09/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwcIEV-fEk - Gotta wonder how many people he interviewed... Could've been thousands for all I know...
15/09/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9VlksvC4u0 - Surely this is remix worthy...
saw.wmv - ZOMFG!!1
bovine_revenge--holy_cow.wmv - Well, I guess it can't be that weird given that humans drink cow milk...
14/09/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/guy-with-a-chainsaw - Guy with a chainsaw!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a93_1284398569 - Don't think it's in Russia, but in Mother Russia, bike rides you!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/09/08/amazing_race_contestant_gets_hit_in_th - Right in the kisser alright...
http://www.examiner.com/technology-in-national/samsung-galaxy-s-ad-mocks-antennagate - Well, I've finally upgraded my Nokia 1112 to one of these phones and I must say it's a great unit. The only thing about it is that the battery life sucks. The trusty old Nokia would last about a week between charges but the Galaxy S lasts less than a day - depending how you use it. Great phone though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy8eDhZAuk0 - Plenty of morons in here playing chicken with trains...
13/09/2010
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst823_Gstring-Yesterdays-news.aspx - Noice... Slightly unsafe...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst821_How-to-get-milk-from-a-cow.aspx - Uh...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst822_Anyone-up-for-a-cruise.aspx - Looks like fun...
10/09/2010
http://tweetingtoohard.com/ - Here's a website that'll piss you off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYspUQ9mvz4 - They'd hang that dog in Iran...
http://inkarttattoos.com/tattoo-blog/omg-wtf-jesus-tattoos/ - 2 in the pink 1 in the stick = WIN!
9/09/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XP9DbhRvPo - It's like those Choose Your Own Adventure books I read when I was a kid. Use headphones at work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLaJzjj6uEY - Latest news from the NMAWorldEdition news desk...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519555 - Gunny bears!
http://franksemails.com/pics/father-of-the-year - The kind of dad I wanna be...
8/09/2010
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=dog-dances-merengue - Dogs > Cats
7/09/2010
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/world-war-2/7980574/Rare-footage-of-London-in-the-Blitz-found-in-attic.html - Interesting stuff...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrNbLBS1D2Q - Pure pwesome... Yeah but nah but yeah but nah but...
tiger_schulmanns-karate.wmv - Noice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUSWXzHi0GE - Mmmmm... Pretty... I'd take up smoking for some of that...
6/09/2010
trunkmonkeys.wmv - Oldies, but goodies...
more_awkward_family_photos_2.pdf - Kinda painful to go through actually...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=950_1281544896 - Well I guess she's easy to please...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhDcd8DZK_o - Pure awesome from India...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html - Darwin awards honourable mention perhaps?
3/09/2010
completehonestfirstdate.wmv - Mmmm... Boil...
http://www.watoday.com.au/lifestyle/lifematters/blogs/pep-talk/the-ben-cousins-booze-bus-biathlon-bolt/20100902-14r2y.html - Hilarious :) Hopefully it becomes a yearly event...
2/09/2010
faceplant.wmv - Faceplant!
1/09/2010
a320-landing-faulty-landinggear.wmv - You wrecked my fully sik rims!! :(
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb4_1283184704 - Here's the video - probably a good idea that you didn't watch it. The most unfortunate thing about this is that it probably happens all the time - especially among the more backward communities.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/7953798/4chan-users-hunt-for-puppy-thrower - /b/tards are on the case...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1g4axwgYrg - BOOM HEADSHOT!!1
http://www.break.com/index/awesome-russian-airbag-explosion - In Mother Russia, car parts repair you!
31/08/2010
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802364 - Since when do Aussies say "gnarly"?
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst819_Naked-redneck-throws-himself-in-a-hay-baler.aspx - Hay man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4 - Use headphones at work...
30/08/2010
http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/if-historical-events-had-facebook-statuses/ - Booyah England!
27/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/keeping-in-touch - When a mobile phone just isn't enough...
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/08/russia_in_color_a_century_ago.html - Hard to believe that these photos were taken 100 years ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpSmprqptSk - I'm confused...
26/08/2010
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=skateboard-double-fail - Sounds like he needs a cigarette at the end of that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc - Fecken funny stuff...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uRRJv03C6g - Poor kid...
25/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-25-8-10 - Misc pics
http://www.explosm.net/comics/489/ - Poor Timmy...
http://franksemails.com/pics/more-women-behaving-badly - Noice!
http://franksemails.com/pics/cat-bike - Cat bike!
24/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/innernet-history - History of teh innernets...
23/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/best-vending-machine-ever - Best!
http://franksemails.com/pics/best-ute-tray - Best!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ_s6V1Kv6A - Here's a pretty accurate roundup of the 2010 Australian federal election...
20/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/women-behaving-badly - Noice!
19/08/2010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303855/Burglar-rescued-firemen-getting-stuck-window-6-hours.html - Hope the neighbours kicked him in the backside whilst he was stuck there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6eMW0cEXY0 - Because their timing is so far off, it sounds like they're all playing differnt songs. That requires a special kind of talent...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw - Consequences will never be the same!
18/08/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Nd1qtk1Go - Reminds me of Prince of Persia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMHSTEpdHW8 - Sounds like a footy being kicked on the Amiga version of Kick Off 2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I05TvKaufo - Poor kid :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg - I'm scared...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucNWPfFMlZk - Fair enough too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJIQauCwqVc - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hareXoNb4Pg - Smooth cover-up. I don't think anyone noticed...
17/08/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkRVUAdIiKs - It would be nice if they'd all just shut up actually...
best-volkswagen-ad-ever.wmv - Awesome!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-17-8-10 - Misc pics
16/08/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CVYOCMpJRY - Awww, innit cute :)
http://izismile.com/2010/08/06/funny_drawings_from_the_flight_from_new_york_14_pics.html - Those nuclear powered hand dryers are pretty cool actually...
13/08/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Nd1qtk1Go - This looks like fun...
tirefruckaccident.wmv - Oh the ironing!
12/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-12-8-10 - Motivationals
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=little-kid-owned-by-bed - Poor kid. I love this comment "In Soviet Russia, Bed sleeps on you!" - that's always a winner :)
11/08/2010
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/7942802/word-n-r-not-offensive-magistrate - Ok, I'll admit it now - Australia is a racist country.
10/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-10-8-10 - Misc pics
9/08/2010
idiot4.wmv - Idiot
idiot3.wmv - Idiots
idiot2.wmv - I think he was trying to snap himself in half...
idiot1.wmv - Idiots
http://pleated-jeans.com/2010/05/20/15-awful-examples-of-christian-propagand/ - Funny, but this crap makes me angry...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJG9Tol1a0U - What a champion! This little guy's gonna be the next drummer legend...
6/08/2010
car_for_sale.pps - :)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3079749/Man-f-eel-ing-blue-after-op.html - Yeah right... I bet he put it there himself...
http://blippy.com/404 - Headless unicorns rule!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI - I'd soooo vote for this guy if he was contesting my seat in the upcoming federal election...
5/08/2010
http://www.airspacemag.com/multimedia/videos/Go-For-Launch.html#ooid=RubG9lMTqZ8NXX6isUWNsRSv0RpJLQcs - Pretty cool, but I think I prefer the Reliant Robin shuttle they did on Top Gear...
http://www.bitterwallet.com/topless-women-in-beer-advert-sparks-outrage/32747 - Austrians are Aussies too!
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=parkour-decision-fail - Perhaps he should knock...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e02_1280868844 - Darwin Awards wannabe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg - I guess this shows how much Apple fanboys are dispised - even a crappy video with auto-generated robot-voiced teddy bears can get 6.5 million hits on youtube if it bags iPhone users...
4/08/2010
you_dont_see_everyday.pps - Nice misc pics...
arizona_edmmorricone2.ando.pps - Nice scenery...
2010aic.pps - Nice cars...
3/08/2010
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/scavenger/detail?entry_id=68992 - So the next step obviously is to tell the mainstream media that you trusted some numpty from India and how much of a moron you are...
linksmi_paveikskiukai.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie... Bit unsafe...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cattle-gates - Why RHD cars are safer...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=reporter-vs-ice-sculpture - Reporter: 1, Sculpture: 0.
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=wood-toss-fail - In Russia, the wood tosses you!
2/08/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-2-8-10 - Too bad the google street view pic isn't on google maps any more...
http://thingsididlastnight.com/ - You spelt 'mum' wrong, drive on the wrong side of the road and still use annoying units of measurement...
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 - Wow. You could fool airport security with these...
http://www.tomscott.com/beer/ - This one's not so lucky...
http://franksemails.com/pics/kylie_and_happy_bear - Lucky bear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ybLoMqCaaY - It's like it's having a fit!
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=homemade-firecracker-fail - Cool safety goggles...
30/07/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-30-7-10 - Mmmm... Bacon...
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/exhausted-crowns-shaft-intruder-still-in-hospital-20100729-10x3r.html?autostart=1 - "It looked like a cow had just given birth" - BAHAHUAHUAHUAHUAAAA!1
http://www.geekfill.com/2010/07/28/let-me-take-a-closer-look-oh-no-wtf/ - Tony the designer-bad-ass mofoen spiderů
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezWHPJPfo54 - This is what acid does folks (so i've heard!)...
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/189095-trampoline-man-gets-probation-over-solo-sex-romp/ - Bold as brass and purposeful!
29/07/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/street-legal-dodgem-cars - Very cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MD-47_Co4 - :)
http://www.break.com/index/what-really-happened-at-the-x-wing-launch.html - Pretty cool - based on this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6O9FB90kAU - Not bad... Much prefer this one, but that's probably because of my Greek heritage...
28/07/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM - Pissa!
27/07/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/choose-your-bow-hunting-partner-wisely - Ouch!
the_original_vuvuzela.pps - An oldie rehashed into a goodie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqHP-LtEN7w - Mmmmm... Pork....
26/07/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLAma-lrJRM - Only in Japan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2PM0om2El8 - :)
23/07/2010
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/7933673/archaeologists-make-find-near-stonehenge - Eons ago we buried that portal to stop the alien invasion and now we want to bring it back!? Crazy I tells ya...
http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/22/its-the-worlds-strongest-most-expensive-beer-inside-a-squi/ - I bet PETA would love this...
22/07/2010
world_cup_england_2010.pps - Sorry...
groland_la_voiture_burqa.wmv - Well, I've seen people drive that bad even without the covering...
blonde_high_jump.wmv - Fail!1
21/07/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9fs_6v20Cw - Well, the AWU removed their video after about 30k or so hits on youtube, so here it is uploaded by someone else with the grammatical error preserved for the full ROFL effect...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufhPjY3X6rs - Yeah but nah but yeah but nah but... I read a quotation today, perhaps this Ian Collins fellow should take note - "Do not argue with an idiot. S/he will drag you down to his/her level and beat you with experience."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNCZw4MTzB0 - Their sneaky what? Dumbass AWU - clever ad, but they obviously didn't check out this site before making themselves look stupid on national TV...
20/07/2010
fail1.pps - Fail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2FiiMWNHU - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5I5H7EeC8k - Porcupine with a dog's brain...
http://franksemails.com/pics/worst-names-evah - Best names!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDi0FNcaock - Seen similar stuff to this a few times. Last time I saw it was in an episode of V, so I guess it's gonna be the next big thing...
19/07/2010
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/7931577/viral-video-girl-under-police-protection - Wow - now it's front page news on ninemsn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Np9hNSIWo - And here's the inevitable remix... Pretty well done actually...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcPGL-VW7w4 - Well, since it's gone viral, we might as well note this as an example of how not to allow your 11 year old child to behave on teh innernets... If you choose to look at the encyclopedia dramatica link, just know that the adverts aren't quite safe for work...
keepyoureyesontheroad.pps - Must've forgotten to take his speed...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cute-pets - Awww...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSujCHfvTb0 - :)
16/07/2010
girls_of_2010_world_cup.ppsx - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-16-7-10 - Misc pics...
15/07/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ge02eybjY - Use headphones at work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw - Very good :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7yU3LkkU6w - Should get all the wax out I suppose...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973 - Doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed...
14/07/2010
sublimes_photos.pps - More misc pics... And some cool music to go with 'em...
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-14-7-10 - So if Australia changes its flag to something with yellow in it, will we win the next world cup?
cell_phone_etiquette_rule_23.wmv - Mental note added...
pick_up_chick.wmv - Good dog!
13/07/2010
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon - I used to fear the semicolon; now I'm ok with it...
http://franksemails.com/pics/iphone5 - I'm still using my trusty Nokia 1112...
http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com - Nothing unusual here...
12/07/2010
ukpolicecutbacks.wmv - I'm still intimidated by that siren...
http://www.godblock.com/ - This should help block the sites that the clean feed no doubt will miss...
9/07/2010
http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=7925648 - Don't shoot the messenger! Poor Paul...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=wedding-photographer-fail - Win! (for me)
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst810_North-Koreas-scary-new-weapon.aspx - I hope the translation is true...
8/07/2010
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst811_Village-in-Afghanistan.aspx - snopes.com == fail!
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst812_Worlds-largest-skateboard.aspx - Looks like fun...
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 - Gold medal headline. I guess with names like that, the writer couldn't help himself...
7/07/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/sydney-m5-tunnel-entrance-over-height-damage - Oh the ironing!
http://franksemails.com/pics/village-in-afghanistan - Snopes didn't say it's not in Afghanistan, so therefore it is...
http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html - Uh-oh... Looks like someone's gone and started a new religion...
6/07/2010
http://digihub.brisbanetimes.com.au/node/1757 - Yep, the innernets have lied...
http://franksemails.com/pics/back-to-the-future-2010 - As per the email that seems to be doing the rounds at the moment - "Today is the day that Marty McFly arrived in the future after hitting 88mph in 1985... One question... where's my hover board?"
http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-cup-2010/larissa-riquelme-gives-everyone-a-reason-to-support-paraguay.html - Oh well... Hopefully she does it anyway...
goal-keeper-fail.wmv - Fancy footwork right there...
kapusgol.wmv - Goal!
firstaid2.avi - I think the guy on the right told the other guy which direction to go too...
firstaid1.wmv - Hope it smelt good...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-excited-about-rainbows - What does it mean!? It means you need therapy and lots of it!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/10506482.stm - His mum's not bad actually...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8 - 100 greatest movie insults of all time
5/07/2010
brilliant-header.wmv - This guy should be in the World Cup...
http://vi.sualize.us/view/82c542f13ec01fa2654b90c685612f36/ - Saw this on hackaday not too long ago and was emailed to me, so i guess it's doing the rounds on teh innernets... Pretty good idea...
2/07/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA_TTKetyM - Wolf calling the pack for dinner...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=shopper-mad-mall-is-closed - Hang on, he's asking the camera guy if HE'S nuts!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzza-ZbEY70 - Console.WriteLine("Fail!1");
1/07/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-1-7-10 - IKEA pwnes KRUDD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c - The only rational response to those damn things...
http://newsarse.com/2010/06/30/homeopathic-nhs-funding-to-become-infinitely-more-powerful/ - The NHS funds homeopathy!?
http://www.logomyway.com/contestView.php?contestId=1746 - Didn't look at all of them, but I hope there's a goatse one in there somewhere...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4YB1fBKs - This looks like a fun game...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgCDcobtZHs - In Japan, seafood deshells itself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY - I was gonna press the vuvuzela button on youtube to drown out the crappy doof-doof, but it's not there any more...
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html - If you see The Cat in the Hat, call Shannon...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=swingset-double-fail - Correction: Swingset Double WIN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLReBNDlnk - :)
----------Happy new financial year everybody! Hope EOFYS was great for you as it was for me!
30/06/2010
healthad.avi - Best name ever...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ln_rqPpPk - I thought there was a DMCA takedown against all these Hitler parodies?
drunk_man_walking_streets_of_punchbowl_ya_arrrrr.wmv - Bit drunk...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fhGneV6rQg - Yuck. I think I just spewed in my mouth...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3bBmWi317E - Now if only the wind would change...
29/06/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-29-6-10 - Misc pics...
http://franksemails.com/pics/ny-post-headline - Poor diddums... (the article at the top of the page, not the bottom - that one's bad...)
28/06/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/crazy-dutch - That would've been a fair effort...
http://franksemails.com/pics/optical-illusions-for-english-football-fans - Bad luck England...
http://franksemails.com/pics/where-vuvuzelas-come-from - Where the Vuvuzela came from... Think of this next time you put one in your mouth...
25/06/2010
http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/match/report/54795/Slovakia-vs-Italy - Congrats to NZ for finishing above Italy. Gotta love the comments in this thread...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw - I bet the croc gave no consent...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbI0r0CIT18 - Great. Now if that iPad can give me a platter of sushi and sashimi every day, I'd be a happy man...
http://www.areyouanasshole.com/ - Yep!
http://www.alexvaranese.com/work/alt1977 - Go on a date with Hitler!? But he only had one ball!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jgkm2pdWgY - In North Korea they do it like trained bears...
24/06/2010
http://vimeo.com/11290356 - Noice! And funky! Bit unsafe for work...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1075130/julia-gillard-becomes-first-female-prime-minister - I honestly thought Krudd would've been a one-term wonder, but it looks like he's not even going to be that...
http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1075235 - Bad luck guys...
23/06/2010
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm1314_franksemailscom-IS-FIVE.aspx - Happy 5th birthday franksemails.com!!!
http://franksemails.com/pics/world-cup-2010-happy-snaps - Happy snaps!
http://franksemails.com/pics/the-corporate-world - Lazy ant!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-23-6-10 - Misc pics... One isn't safe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cow-wife - Moooooooo!!!!
22/06/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mjqru9jroE - This also made me fap... Seriously, they must put something in the water in Japan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiRSu2K8_NQ - This made me fap...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=punching-bag-fail - The ball begs to differ... If only there was a high-speed camera filming the action...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m4OzwxswIY - Poor girl...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=arson-fail - I wonder if he sued the store...
http://frenchyshouseparty.blogspot.com/2009/03/glamour-shots-gone-wrong.html - Ugh...
21/06/2010
http://www.strand-craft.com/ - Looks affordable...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2qKQ7IeMjc - He's had a happy meal :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4o0ZVeixYU - Parliament Station in Melbourne could do with some of these...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k - So would this classify as bestiality?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4wTSSw3FA8 - They're all winners!
http://coedmagazine.com/2010/06/14/2010-world-cup-bodypaint-babes-germany-vs-australia-gallery/world-cup-bodypaint-2010-12/#World-Cup-Bodypaint-2010-7 - They're all winners! Not safe for work...
18/06/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWXh21WJ0ko#t=9m43 - And to think that people like this get to vote...
http://www.queerty.com/does-drawing-a-giant-galactic-space-dick-on-a-public-bridge-count-as-a-demonstration-20100617/ - "When the bridge rose as scheduled, the ginormous cock faced the windows of Federal Security Service building" - BAAHAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!! WIN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpTqV6LPl8c - They keep spelling "mum" wrong...
17/06/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkq4ipN-FTU - Pisser!
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst807_A-new-way-to-load-your-jet-ski.aspx - Fail...
16/06/2010
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/06/the-20-awesomest-anti-bp-images/ - Love the shark one... I'm sure they'll get a government bailout - they deserve it just as much as the banks and car manufacturers do!
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst808_Talking-Dog-for-Sale.aspx - WIN!
15/06/2010
http://www.lufthansa-vp.com/vp1/play.html - Fun...
http://franksemails.com/pics/borroloola-northern-territory-huge-croc - Huge Croc!
http://franksemails.com/pics/kulula-airlines - In case you were wondering...
merry-go-round-scooter-fling.wmv - Here, hold my joint whilst I take a nap...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYIOIM6hHBk - My mobile doesn't even have a camera...
11/06/2010
----------Monday is the Queen's birthday public holiday for us convicts, so no updates. I'll C U Next Tuesday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhuRHkVLBt8 - Would you believe this is a reconstruction made for a TV news program? These guys have been playing too much GTA...
http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/comments/bay_city_rollers._ann_margaret_the_best_audience_you_will_ever_see_in_/ - Watch out for the crowd surfers... Damn it, it cut out just as that old lady was gonna flash us...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfdIlD4VF-Q - Ugh... You'll never watch this film the same way again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh15VjGkK5Y - Very cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1uthHbGHrU - I'll have to keep this trick in mind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo77w_71hA0 - Haven't watched all of it, but it does look interesting and sad that misinformed people can vote away other people's human rights. Isn't democracy wonderful?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg - Kind of expected someone to make a remix... Not as good as "He bite me" though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKcFPnS9r8Y - Maybe they should each buy a lottery ticket...
10/06/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w - Surely this is taking the piss... Either that or he has a lot of first hand experience...
http://franksemails.com/pics/gary-colemans-coffin - Gary Coleman's coffin...
9/06/2010
http://www.goldengaytime.com.au/ - Yummy... I'm tempted to go out and have a Gaytime right now...
http://franksemails.com/pics/plopp - Golden Gaytime is a great ice-cream!
http://franksemails.com/pics/japan-is-weird - Where else would someone think of using someone's head as a paint brush?
8/06/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/islam-youre-doing-it-wrong - Please don't kill me!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/theweekinpictures/7803862/The-week-in-pictures-4-June-2010.html?image=23 - There he is!
nutt_bra.wmv - I wonder if they come in black...
turkish_ice_cream.wmv - Hope he washes his hands...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bp-oil-disaster - Bit unsafe for work...
http://franksemails.com/pics/bp-spill-sign - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPFHJ-Zx7qo - Now THAT is talent...
7/06/2010
bike_too_fast_for_the_cops.wmv - Lesson: Do 300km/h and the cops won't bother...
4/06/2010
http://hackaday.com/2010/06/02/lego-printer-built-without-nxt-parts/ - I hope those hard workers are getting the union rate...
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/02/a-mandala-in-minutes/?hpt=C1 - ahh... Ahhh... AHHHH-CHOO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoeQQYBHFc8 - Too much plumber's crack for the one youtube clip...
3/06/2010
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postsm1298_Five-Horses.aspx - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdvVpijAsiE - Why isn't the brown horse offended by all this!?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927783 - Pretty good low-gravity running right there...
for_fast_getaway_--_first_select_a_gear.wmv - Moron.
lucky_trainspotter.wmv - That was close...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=phone-game-fail - Kinda looks set up, but hey...
2/06/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KWTAq3GkfA - Cat gun!!1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1282926/Pedestrian-sues-Google-shes-knocked-walking-highway.html - Well, at least she'd get an honourable mention in this year's Darwin Awards...
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2010/06/correct.html - Gotta love these two...
1/06/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kag4tU6B3yc - "FW: Best Water Balloon Slo-mo That Ever Slo-Moed!"
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1061900/fourteen-bound-sheep-found-stuffed-in-car - Sheep + NZ = WIN!
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas-and-birkins/Content?oid=4132715 - If, like me, you wanna know what all the fuss is about, but don't wanna waste money/time, this review will do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvssnHntKjs - Awwww...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PHENQiJFzI - That's it, I'm moving to Japan...
31/05/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/sad-day-for-tennis - Oh well... I don't watch tennis anyway...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVnaAh2jXJ0 - World Cup's only just around the corner folks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSywiwgC4Dk - Awwww....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2009/mar/24/penis-drawing-roof-google - Nice house too...
28/05/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXwlTDqt_4Q - That'll learn 'im...
big_rock_beer.wmv - Lucky Bill!
http://www.pootrapusa.com/ - Uh...
27/05/2010
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/volcano_name - == WIN!!!
http://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/sistina_vr/index.html - Wow! Does it really say "COPYRIGHT MUSEI VATICANI" on the floor!? Didn't think they had copyright law back in those days...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f9af150d1 - Actually, she's a genius. A variation of Poe's Law applies here, surely...
http://theoatmeal.com/ - == WIN!!!
http://www.wimp.com/golfball/ - Never knew they were that flexible...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1058645/smoking-toddler-too-unfit-to-play-with-friends - A wonderful start to life...
26/05/2010
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=674_1274087598 - Terrible...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8703928.stm - Should hopefully get an honourable mention in the Darwin Awards...
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/525000/525347_scale_of_universe_ng.swf - "We're probably not in the center of the universe"? Well, I doubt that, 'cause Melbourne is the centre of the universe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmTpOQrqoO0 - Wouldn't it be good if they brought back 3D movies? Oh, wait...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=statue-moving-fail - Off with his head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPCb9svdhfw - Cute fluffy animals :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExqG6LdWHU - Fifty eggs!
http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/ - I'm sure i'll have plenty of stuff to contribute in due course...
25/05/2010
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2010/05/i-shall-never-complain-about-my-dating.html - Well, at least I know what I don't wanna be in my next life...
http://gizmodo.com/5540789/the-guy-who-flew-thousands-of-passengers-as-a-fake-pilot - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9amKcvIfKBE - Kinda looks like me...
24/05/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/deep-economic-talk-jobs-gates - Perhaps the EU can find more sin taxes for these two...
http://fichtre.net/yop.html - Highlighting the text isn't safe for work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhAdMkn9uo - Almost expected him to play "Last Post", but this is pretty cool...
http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/OLE!.jpg - Dunno why I've never seen a Darwin award given to a Matador - I mean "Moron gets killed antagonising a bull" is a winner right there...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Matador-Julio-Aparicio-Gored-Through-Chin-During-Madrid-Bullfight/Article/201005415636589 - That'll learn him...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU - Well, I can't tell if it's real or not. If it's not, then it's still some pretty impressive CGI...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ptYTGTNiyQ - Kung Fu Bear!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzNImin4c4c - "An impolite rummage about my fundament" = ROFL! :)
21/05/2010
nsfw-parachute-the-mumbler.wmv - Not safe for work!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-21-5-10 - One of which is, you guessed it, not safe for work!
http://franksemails.com/pics/nsfw-motivationals-21-5-10 - Not safe for work!
nsfw-a_quickie.pps - Not safe for work!
nsfw-air_freshener.ppsx - Not safe for work!
nsfwback_to_nature.pps - Not safe for work!
nsfw-cant_believe_she_sank.mpeg - Well, it's Friday, and you all know what that means - No postings today will be safe for work!
20/05/2010
http://www.neave.com/television/ - Yet another average night of me flicking through the channels...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7717834/Bra-that-grows-rice-developed-in-Japan.html - Only in Japan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtuxax8Dtk4 - And to think I wanted to get an Android phone...
http://franksemails.com/pics/awwww-cute-furry-animals - Awwww....
canadian_wild_police_chase.wmv - Reminds me of a skit from Fast Forward (an Australian skit comedy show back in the '90s) - the only differences were that there was no snow, the cars were Soviet made, and they were both broken down. Freakin hilarious...
eyecandyforoldguys.pps - Hot Rods!
http://franksemails.com/pics/limousines - Limousines!
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2010/05/gm-payback.html - As Nelson would say - HA-HA!
19/05/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/difference-between-first-world-and-third-world-countries - Not that I'm gloating or anything...
http://franksemails.com/pics/forgotten-photos - Hmm... I wonder if Sean Connery is really Arnie... I mean, have you ever seen them together?
http://franksemails.com/pics/hitching-trailer - Fail...
http://franksemails.com/pics/just-nails - No, not finger nails... That would be disgusting...
http://franksemails.com/pics/yawn - Go Sarah!
polarbearfishing.wmv - Scored a net too - bonus!
campagne_anglaise.pps - Here's another one with relaxing music...
oops1900510.ppsx - Oops!
unusual_sidecars.ppsx - Unusual!
18/05/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArXuQwjj7Q - FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgOyTNtsWyY - Awww... How sweet...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=believe-in-yourself-fail - Oh man this is funny... The 1:50 mark is just begging to be made into an animated gif...
17/05/2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I - I wonder if she's brain dead...
14/05/2010
happyendingmassage.wmv - I'm happy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleuPXWotcI - Good tactic...
13/05/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/live-long-enough-to-be-a-problem-for-your-kids - When I grow up, I wanna be a dirty old man...
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-13-5-10 - Free Hugs!!!
12/05/2010
http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/sacrilege-half-holden-half-ford-20100505-u8l1.html - Good on those Kiwis :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Youp9r30hjs - Very sweet :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/fails-12-5-10 - Misc fails...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu4RojApsNQ - Why it's always a good idea to check if an intersection is clear before crossing - even if you've got a green light... Can't believe the last guy survived...
http://franksemails.com/pics/folden - Very good :) (FYI - Holden is GM's brand in Australia).
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=talk-show-guest-fail - :)
11/05/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/italian-lambo-cop-car-whoops - Oops...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBg9zLI2bA - Very mean... Just as well praying won't statistically improve his chances...
10/05/2010
gulf-of-mexico-oil-rig-fire.pdf - Yuck!
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=hand-washing-fail - Fail! Yuck!
http://franksemails.com/pics/nice-bikes - Nice bikes!
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivational-posters-10-5-10 - Motivational posters...
7/05/2010
tractor_fail.wmv - Fail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snp3rHDHwPg - Hope Luke and Leia don't turn out to be little terrors...
http://devon-gardening.sacaxq.asso.st/index.html - Bah! It called me a POOF! :(
6/05/2010
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f4_1272904024 - Just an average night of me flicking through the channels...
5/05/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-5-5-10 - Misc pics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_WJugUx8o - Hope the beer's ok...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1271844/Flamingo-Land-rollercoaster-Thrillseekers-left-hanging-upside-50ft-up.html - A poncho? Who the hell wears ponchos? (No offence to people who wear ponchos)
tow_fail.wmv - How did it get in there in the first place? Perhaps the building was built around it...
4/05/2010
http://xkcd.com/734/ - More plausable...
rifle_recoil_breaks_eye_socket.wmv - Pwned!
russian_lady_finds_empty_parking_space.wmv - Nice undercover parking...
webcam_girl---big_surprise.wmv - Oops...
the_1st_of_may.wmv - Spring!? It's Autumn where i'm from and it's getting cold...
3/05/2010
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/03/world/asia/03chinglish.html - Mmm.... Fried enema...
http://franksemails.com/pics/new-franchise-opportunity - Looks like one of those Wicked Campers you see driving around...
http://forum.franksemails.com/yaf_postst797_21042010-raidatthehomeofacolombiandrugdealer.aspx - In my face! Again!
30/04/2010
http://franksemails.com/pics/worlds-biggest-ship-oasis-of-the-seas - Big boat... The Titanic was a big boat too...
http://franksemails.com/pics/cats-sleeping-in-a-box - For the cat fans... Awwww...
29/04/2010
http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish - Might be useful for public swimming pools...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoD8zV7E1VE - Still scary, but funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqLvV21tsdw - Scary...
http://franksemails.com/pics/nindigully-pub-queensland - Yum!
http://franksemails.com/pics/boss-hoss-v8-trike - Nice!
http://franksemails.com/pics/losing-a-bet - Poor guy...


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