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The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread19/10/2026
- 19102026memes - Mayo Neighs!
16/10/2026
- 16102026memes - Yep, me in a nutshell...
15/10/2026
- 15102026memes - Save the date!
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i_FJjDDA9Mg - Plato's cave
14/10/2026
- 14102026memes - Don't tell me what to do, Jack!
13/10/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r6f3U_z2KEg - Proverbs 21:9 FTW!
12/10/2026
- 12102026memes - Pretty sure I've uploaded the same memes over and over on this site...
9/10/2026
- 09102026memes - Probably needs to be scratched up a bit too...
8/10/2026
- 08102026memes - Odyssey dees...
7/10/2026
- 07102026memes - I used to love Murder, She Wrote as a kid...
6/10/2026
- https://x.com/angipathy/status/2100616309444673878 - Definitely not AI...
5/10/2026
- 05102026memes - Misc pics
2/10/2026
- 02102026memes - Misc pics...
1/10/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WvMq80Yhpm0 - Poor guy...
30/09/2026
- https://x.com/_BenjaminCornu_/status/2098156970553270425 - What the...
29/09/2026
- 29092026memes - Barren wasteland!
28/09/2026
- 28092026memes - Misc pics
25/09/2026
- 25092026memes - Good for gardening work...
24/09/2026
- 24092026memes - Vlad was an artist!
23/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ePrBqpbvBs4 - A for effort...
22/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2LoH2aNSH6I - AI doesn't stand a chance...
21/09/2026
- 21092026memes - I guess we'll never find out...
18/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iLVF_wgLf18 - Perfection...
17/09/2026
- https://x.com/SirajAHashmi/status/2099142690185077025 - Lots of engines in her faggotry!
- 17092026memes - Pig is a magical beast!
16/09/2026
- https://x.com/Mericamemed/status/2099163192651837916 - 🤣
- https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZgdcA6zbNA/ - Yep...
15/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kvV5X9asGiw - AHahaahahaahahahaaaa!!!!
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lADYRPoP4y8 - I'd be dead
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/USXsp7QRgHU - Be a man!
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CpO0YNqi76A - Be a man!
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X4DpapsHwuo - Be a man!
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H-UNWvl81EM - Be a man!
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OsqbY4qQfAg - Be a man!
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b7vG2lk9mQM - Be a man!
14/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F1vfoYi2DR8 - Every single time...
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uTEr0FbyXB8 - Bananas, rice, watermelon and fried chicken are all delicious!
- 14092026memes - He's a keeper...
11/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ka8Mkoh2ElM - Typical relaxing parking experience in Australia...
10/09/2026
- https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcROYXOxmSo/ - No one knows how to spell French names...
9/09/2026
- 09092026memes - Useful list...
8/09/2026
- 08092026dumbest - Dumbest generation ever...
7/09/2026
- https://arcade.gov/ - 🤣
- 07092026memes - Poor kid...
4/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XYxZ28gfBew - Reasonable reaction
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nPH-CUXWZXw - "It's all so tiresome" meme guy in his younger years...
3/09/2026
- 03092026memes - NEVER RUN LOW ON INK AGAIN + Dolly Parton RIP
2/09/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gyv-Dy7ZHSQ - Seems OK to me...
1/09/2026
- 01092026memes - Very true...
31/08/2026
- https://www.facebook.com/reel/1677403786716971 - 🤣
- 31082026memes - Japan Yuri plz
28/08/2026
- https://x.com/VladTheInflator/status/2092460415003587070?s=20 - BAAHUAHUAHUAHUAAAAAA!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 (via: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpHQd3CAROA)
- 28082026memes - Straya!
27/08/2026
- https://www.instagram.com/reels/DbvKOuHjjm9/ - Know your shits...
26/08/2026
- 26082026memes - Oh noes! I missed the bus!
25/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mc-X9w-3_8 - I certainly would...
24/08/2026
- 24082026memes - The UK finally have their Saint Floyd!
21/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lTMCCQ6YXoM - That'll teach it...
20/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B_s51l2tJBc - Good idea, but I doubt I'll get that past the wife...
- 20082026memes - 6 - 7!
19/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61F_qvdid0 - I agree. Every film should end this way. Especially romcoms...
18/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DygM4ZrrNrE - Interesting look in to the final years of QEII.
17/08/2026
- 17082026memes - Horse wins!
14/08/2026
- 14082026memes - Misc pics - 14 August 2026
13/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IoYyfE1fTNg - Dark humour is best humour
12/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsJEeSKcPgI - Yep. Every single time.
11/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-veeXocGTo - Karen went and got a blowjob...
- 11082026memes - Good piggies!
10/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vTVNZFkN25I - He has a beer too! 🤣
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KYlJRH5p8gg - Accurate...
- 10082026memes - Misc pics - 10 August 2026
8/08/2026
- https://www.facebook.com/nswccincidentalerts/posts/pfbid0UhRUcFtwt4rumA4tqzFz3brh5x52KbdG3qE5Sx8gWD9dZpJitTviidQdcJcbP5XAl - FYI to those in the area...
7/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdsA70uMs4 - Straya! I've seen these in rural QLD, and yes, they are huge...
- 07082026memes - Misc pics - 7 August 2026
6/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F6JmFuJJZH8 - Wow, first time I've seen this after how many years of seeing the meme?
5/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h3VsGVB6bjU - He deserved that...
- 05082026memes - Misc pics - 5 August 2026
4/08/2026
- 030820206-darkmemes - Some seriously dark, offensive memes. Fair warning.
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-zpQBk6QpFs - It's certainly for me!
3/08/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ejX9IPhoRtc - She looks impressed...
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xk3EFOcKDGw - 好狗狗！
31/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KyifKNlY7A - This is what we'll be doing for work in the AI utopia...
30/07/2026
- 30072026-offensive-memes - Offensive meme dump!
29/07/2026
- 29072026memes - Misc pics - New UK PM!
28/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HGyNS6dD1no - Santiago!
27/07/2026
- 27072026memes - Watching in their cuck chairs!
24/07/2026
- 24072026memes - The face that launched a thousand ships!
23/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2cuaU-gHYnA - I agree...
22/07/2026
- 22072026memes - Misc pics - 22 July 2026
21/07/2026
- 21072026memes - Misc pics - 21 July 2026
20/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RXWozp3PREg - Great tip
17/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZjOVGArAaf4 - He'll pay her $100 to sniff her hand!? 🤣
- 17072026memes - Magic wands are the solution!
16/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kaiWuFQ2o6s - The 300 is my favourite 🤣
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vBf4P6U1UCE - Whoopi has Ozempic face these days, but close enough...
- 16072026memes - Faith!
15/07/2026
14/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IK_ITkQYNco - Too accurate to be AI
- 14072026memes - Can't wait to see this new film...
13/07/2026
- 13072026memes - Dirty memes and more...
10/07/2026
- https://tb.plasticcheese.com/ - I wrote a game! Well, Codex did, but I told it what to do. It's a pong-style game, but you win by pushing the wall across to your opponent's side. Enjoy, and send it to all your friends!
- 10072026memes - Misc pics - 10 July 2026
8/07/2026
- 08072026memes - No ragrets man has been outdone...
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v8tMvMrqclA - 🤡 🤡 🤡
7/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/evAyE7aMu9o - Better than Dahmer I guess?
- https://www.tiktok.com/@huskistaken/video/7658429566850960671 - I think we're safe for a few more months at least...
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBMGXbShqmY - DOIT
6/07/2026
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- 06072026memes - Balloons!
3/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vpelFFG5MUw - 67!
- 03072026memes - Misc pics - 3 July 2026
2/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XQ1oNTIB3sw - Useful to know given that store bought CPUs and RAM is so expensive these days
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w9yZqKtEG1g - Sounds like a fun time...
1/07/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5jDsiKF5eQE - Lolwut!? 🤣
30/06/2026
- 30062026memes - Time to move house...
29/06/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIjTY-yhKvw - Amazing win...
25/06/2026
- https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005011911530182.html - And of course you can buy your very own at AliExpress! 🤣
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYaEDrnzGsE - The fun starts at 4:20 if you want to skip the preamble...
24/06/2026
- 23062026memes - The Kru Krux Kran!
23/06/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lIQ_iawIo6c - How we'll disembark from trains in the future...
22/06/2026
- 22062026memes - I sleep well at night whenever I do this myself...
19/06/2026
- 19062026gooningmemes - Memes to goon over. Some are a little unsafe for work...
18/06/2026
- 18062026memes - Smash Capitalism!
17/06/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C5qyB6VS2yM - This just ruined one of my favourite shows 😭
- 17062026memes - Gooning on a work laptop...
15/06/2026
- 15062026memes - I have shared many a dank meme!
14/06/2026
- ---------- - I've added a voting system to the website. You can now upvote or downvote each entry. Enjoy!
12/06/2026
- 12062026memes - Misc pics - 12 June 2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi8e1b0ZDdg - Why is this not an Olympic sport?
11/06/2026
- https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZNtb4ZRvZZ - I'm sure it is...
- https://www.instagram.com/reels/DY0Hf4_tiaE/ - 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
- 11062026memes - I wanna go bungee jumping!
9/06/2026
- 09062026memes - Misc offensive pics - offence levels are over 9000!
8/06/2026
- https://x.com/i/status/2062963420324860317 - Warning to those with delicate sensitivities. DO NOT REDEEM! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
3/06/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C58zYJJcyxE - Poor Johnny...
- 03062026memes - 2 am!
1/06/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSYEgXZb-s - 😂
- 01062026memes - Today, on Kitchen Designs...
29/05/2026
- ---------- - Play all of these at the same time on your PC in separate windows on repeat for the full effect
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R61JGScC5ls - Day
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOlzf8j31bI - Press
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugbGN9Y2jwE - Hydrolic
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLmyN-mruTY - Is
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ZNPAqmk8M - Today
28/05/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pynW34xkHZM - Vodka
- 27052026memes - Smurfs!
26/05/2026
- 26052026memes - Misc pics
25/05/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-9J7_340dM - I feel that...
- 24052026memes - Poor dog
22/05/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv6XDCMSg3M - Ok, that's enough internet for today...
- https://www.facebook.com/reel/984489907599593 - I'm moving to Wales for the coffee...
21/05/2026
- https://www.facebook.com/reel/761371860140432 - I would also like to acknowledge the traditional custodians of the lands, waterways and skies of London, and pay my respects to elders past, present and emerging, Amen.
- 21052026memes - Misc pics - 21 May 2026
20/05/2026
- 20052026memes - Misc pics
19/05/2026
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmKRt7Ud0_o - Check mate!
18/05/2026
- 19052026memes - Misc spicy memes
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8_xV2uPuVI - LOL, no. That would just make you more miserable!
17/05/2026
- ---------- - You might have noticed some changes to this site. Yes, it's different - ChatGPT's Codex has helped me upgrade this somewhat and now it's much easier for me to publish content. Hopefully it means I spend a bit more time updating it!
- https://youtube.com/shorts/PM2kkcFmXXY - 😂🤣😂🤣😂
- https://youtube.com/shorts/jAz6kRo9IMA - Lol this comment - "fatigue farming"
- 17052026memes - Misc pics
15/05/2026
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=_wXsFpNHUAY - Accurate
30/04/2026
- https://www.linkedin.com/posts/bartwolkowski_i-love-how-some-hiring-managers-want-everything-ugcPost-7455495281032380416-agun - This is why 64GB of DDR5 RAM costs $1000...
15/04/2026
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=rXDAFjj3IJU - Poor guy...
11/04/2026
- http://franksemails.com/pics/11042026memes - Misc pics...
7/04/2026
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=n94_CxLqpGY - I got every one of these wrong ;(
6/04/2026
- https://www.facebook.com/reel/913601014474740 - What a disgrace...
10/03/2026
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=csz5Honnv-w - 18 seconds!
24/02/2026
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=dHC2wTVogs8 - Backhanded compliment of the year!
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ad2UFriJhdA - Amazing pen!
4/01/2026
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=7PTvxw4fc9M - Happy New Year!
4/11/2025
- http://franksemails.com/pics/04112025memes - Misc pics
22/10/2025
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=yEOQb8W8A2g - Very cool...
14/10/2025
- http://franksemails.com/pics/14102025memes - Misc pics
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=ImtUAUCZrJg - This comment :D "1 day in Kingston, 1 week in Kingston, 1 month in Kingston, 1 year in Kingston, 5 years in Kingston, 10 years in Kingston"
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtE8mR1FF5A - Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man!
8/10/2025
27/08/2025
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=t3qUj4bIabM - Q: What did socialists use before candles? A: Electricity
2/08/2025
- http://franksemails.com/pics/02082025memes - Misc miscs...
27/06/2025
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=gm4XTUcto00 - Also oof...
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=r3xJeq9PNEY - Oof. Well deserved...
12/06/2025
8/06/2025
- http://franksemails.com/pics/08062025memes - Some wonderfully offensive memes...
29/04/2025
22/04/2025
15/04/2025
- http://franksemails.com/pics/15042025memes - Challenging...
13/04/2025
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=3dgQcSn9wAs - How a cat works...
27/03/2025
- http://franksemails.com/pics/27032025memes - Meme dump
23/01/2025
- http://franksemails.com/pics/23012025memes - Misc miscs
- ---------- - Happy New Year everyone. Let's hope it's a good one for all, and I've got a good feeling it will be.
30/11/2024
- http://franksemails.com/pics/30112024memes - Misc pics
13/10/2024
7/10/2024
- http://franksemails.com/pics/07112024memes - Been a while since posts. I have no excuse, I've just been lazy.
26/08/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=9jO2aVMgbw4 - Lovely story
1/07/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=DSwUwuTqaWw - Brilliant...
25/06/2024
19/06/2024
- http://franksemails.com/pics/19062024memes - Misc pics
6/06/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM - Maybe this is why they lost the war...
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I - The internet's latest obsession. Quite catchy...
3/06/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=ksfjBTb-D8Q - Jeremy Clarkson is the greatest Englishman that has ever lived...
29/05/2024
- http://franksemails.com/pics/29052024memes - Meme dump!
17/05/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=-JE1w56l7Es - Good.
- http://franksemails.com/pics/17052024memes - Misc pics
8/05/2024
- https://www.tiktok.com/@whatthefshow/video/7348071497178598687 - I don't buy it, but pretty cool if it's true...
1/05/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw - And the original. Great song. His voice hasn't aged a day! :D
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=OgLD1yhxNik - Hunter Got High - by Afroman
- https://twitter.com/ccfcod/status/1785325255805763789 - Oof!
5/04/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5ZoeYze-og - Life would be utter chaos without regulators doing such work!
3/04/2024
- http://franksemails.com/pics/03042024memes - Meme dump
18/03/2024
14/03/2024
22/02/2024
14/02/2024
12/02/2024
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=65yw9klPklk - Important work...
1/02/2024
- http://franksemails.com/franks-visit-to-the-ngv - Been a long while since I've done one of these. Enjoy!
- ---------- - Happy New Year everyone. Yes, it's February, so a late start. Now get back to work...
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