20/12/2013
----------That's it for me for another year. Hope you all have a safe and Merry Christmas and best wishes for 2014! Keep sending in the good stuff - my email address is at the bottom of the page.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7foDiXX-CcE - Wish I had known this a few weeks back... I think a better option is to upgrade to LED christmas lights though...
http://alldownunder.com/australian-quiz/aussie-slang-2.htm - 10/10 - no surprises there.
19/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fr6FklMc6B0 - Hope this attracts as much dollars as it does hits...
18/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmGzIzMs0 - Oh dear...
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/national/store-greeter-runs-put-out-fire-loses-job-leaving-/ncL6g/ - No good deed...
17/12/2013
----------Congrats to Australia for reclaiming The Ashes! Woohoo!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wJL9G06k21M - Yum!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ostrich-pillow/ostrich-pillow - Genius!
http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/10/suspected-petrol-thief-sets-car-park-alight-with-cigarette-4225293/ - Smoking is bad for your health...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKUipxR3bDc - And not one attempt at urinating?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eP_YbvhJzxU - I've just realised I'm Mozart's biggest fan today...
16/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wwrreWsS3Vs - There's cake?
http://mashable.com/2013/12/14/google-blackmail/ - What is a "france" anyway?
13/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zIEIvi2MuEk - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v85xuRGwNbA - Needs bacon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ocnqRuSyoOQ - :)
12/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l-7IV2qryiQ - Internets of the week award goes to this...
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/ipad-potty-voted-years-worst-toy298773 - And to think I almost bought an iPad for this...
11/12/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=db3_1386527327 - This comment: "Wherever you are, there's always some asshole on a bike."
10/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zfvPPPc_UTs - Brilliant!
9/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7ux8WExd_KA - Quite enjoyed the weekend, thanks for asking...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DD0vFWLt93Y - Not really safe for work...
6/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MUVFiNVRvEU - Looks like fun...
5/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9QNdx2hs0n4 - Almost as good as Mater's backwards driving...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bqkfym1g3_8 - Dunno if that's really a bungee, but still...
4/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uEdRLlqdgA4 - I failed finger painting at kindergarten...
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=XoMN-zg7r3M - A Toy Train in Space
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ_cw6oHMg - Missed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vT6-B4iuHEk - Not as good as the Aussie one with the glory hole, but not bad...
2/12/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo - Inspirational. In fact, I'm already thinking of doing something similar. I don't have a front bum, but there is an alternative! Not really safe for work...
29/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ugo7Y2lRsxc - BEST. AD. EVER.
http://www.northjersey.com/hackensack/Hackensacks_homeless_Samaritan_loses_benefits_over_850_he_found_and_turned_in.html?page=all - That'll teach him. Bureaucracy FTW!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/turkish-man-locks-head-wire-cage-quit-smoking-181317271.html - He could smoke through a straw!
28/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=upCavq79iGY - Well, he didn't panic...
27/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l8YaMK4-MYg - Balloons!
26/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0MDVi3DWeqQ - Meh... She missed...
http://en.ria.ru/russia/20131115/184726980/Russian-Police-Open-Case-Against-Scrotum-Nailing-Artist.html - "a powerful gesture of absolute despair" In other words, just a way to get off in public and call it art...
25/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=--xWi9FbIEc - Shotgun at the windscreen should do the trick... Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo - Pretty sure I've seen this as an Israeli video, but anyway...
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/cricket/as-england-whinge-about-ashes-sledging-we-remind-them-of-the-beauty-of-this-cricket-artform/story-fni2usfi-1226767824860 - I for one believe that sledging should be promoted in the game - give all the players Madonna mics and encourage the banter!
22/11/2013
http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/live-day-two-1st-ashes-test-brisbane-20131122-2xzek.html - Actually, i think i've changed my mind. This tweet: "This is some of the worst batting since yesterday #Ashes" lol :)
http://www.thevine.com.au/life/art/34-weird-russian-dating-photos-20131118-268454/?utm_source=FD&utm_medium=rainbow&utm_campaign=russian-dating-photos - Nothing weird about these pics...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lncwRnV4Gsg - Not sure why it left the other two behind...
21/11/2013
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/cricket/follow-our-live-and-interactive-coverage-from-day-one-of-first-ashes-test-in-brisbane/story-fni2usfi-1226765035606 - I think perhaps I should stop keeping score...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/11/21/06/55/perth-man-threatens-formal-complaint-over-threatening-officer - Wow. Now he's showing his face in public.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/10428778/Star-Wars-how-to-build-your-own-Death-Star.html - I'm with Parisbar (in the comment section) on this one. Very irresponsible of Haynes to do this.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-24852681 - That's a lot of cake...
20/11/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0a_1384871134 - What an idiot. I'm sure one day a big fella will make a little girl out of him...
19/11/2013
http://video.msnbc.msn.com/rachel-maddow/53570450/#53570546 - BatKid FTW! Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aToDNxxrg6w - Blimey!
18/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=E1TrDMcaiLM - Misc fails...
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/15/swedish-ice-hotel-required-to-install-fire-alarms/ - Just plain irresponsible not having fire alarms. They need fire hoses installed as well as a sprinkler system.
15/11/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/priorities - Priorities
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/ - Best quiz ever :)
14/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuTA7DYklRo - Thanks!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LTq8TrA3hb4 - Facebook and twitter suck too. YouTube comments have always sucked, so hopefully whatever bugs they've introduced in this new system (and yes, not being able to reply to old comments is a bug/migration issue that needs fixing!) are fixed soon. Use headphones at work...
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/white-supremacist-finds-out-hes-part-african-on-the-trisha-show/story-e6frg6n6-1226758081011 - :)
13/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EhgiLenkCjE - Seems like a fair trade to me...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpblkKZBJc8 - Being buried alive - that's just nasty...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RI-l0tK8Ok0 - Can't wait until I'm that old so that i can wear my pants that high :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b424iGkWe0Q - I blame the pole...
12/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KEYaTscCDIg - "Oh what a (sinking) feeling!"
11/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Tv5gBa9DQs - Lest we forget.
8/11/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U1L-8xLI_5c - Call me a tree-hugging animal rights hippy if you want, but this is the most ridiculous sport in existence.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U-TbEuT8DeU - GoPro FTW!
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-10-30/pilots-show-how-to-open-beer-bottles-with-a-helicopter/ - Bottle opener? What's wrong with using the rotor blades?
7/11/2013
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/crashed-ferrari-dino-sells-for-156000-pounds-2013-11-01 - Should've kept my wrecked Skyline from a few years back and sold that as "art" instead of parting it out... I kept the steering wheel though - it's up for $347,997 if anyone wants it - comes complete with faded leather. Also got the interior light as well - that's $34,000.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486978/Kama-Sutra-dot-dot-book-draws-ancient-sexual-nirvana-poses.html - Used to love doing dot-to-dot pictures as a kid...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5KAogXueA - More examples of cat evilness...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PenROORvLyw - No one got sent to North Korea?
6/11/2013
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=fireworks-inappropriate-or-accidental - :)
1/11/2013
----------Next Tuesday is Melbourne Cup day and I'm also taking Monday off, so no updates until Wednesday.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-1-11-13 - Misc pics
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u78p_-Jc1aU - She handled that well...
31/10/2013
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/china-mocked-over-massive-photoshop-failure-of-officials-visiting-elderly-residents/story-fni0fiyv-1226750118203 - Maybe they wanted the government officials to look impressively large...
30/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eNffFJGaquM - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uLo2a4fbp7A - Why Australians make fun of Kiwi accents...
http://nation.time.com/2013/10/23/family-finds-stranger-in-dads-casket/ - Not again...
29/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GpukeQKHwUU - This comment: "They needed 30,000,000 more balloons."
http://www.firebox.com/product/3257/Bacon-Toothpaste - Doesn't spoil the taste after you've eaten your breakfast...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i5gK2MxGR0M - Walkers! Kill 'em!
28/10/2013
http://www.ibtimes.com/man-who-committed-suicide-eight-years-ago-found-hanging-paris-apartment-1438908 - No one inspected the apartment before it went to auction?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ulK9XUd_hh8 - ZOMBIE ANTS!! ZOMFG!!1
25/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mOvBVmQrexM - Lucky...
24/10/2013
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/american-network-nbc-publishes-map-showing-the-whole-of-australia-is-on-fire-oops/story-fni0fiyv-1226746132908 - Funnily enough, they haven't got any of Victoria on fire at all by the look of it - and we get the most bushfires.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mqp9PgO8Ww - That'll learn him...
http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E - It's left hand drive and he doesn't accept Nigerian Promissory Notes, otherwise it'd be mine!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FJeuK1Pl2bQ - OVER 9000 DEL!!!!11 Maybe Oprah can comment on this...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fb5q2eie4ko - Nothing wrong with this as long as you don't follow through...
23/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gCOIB6zbED0 - Pretty graphic, so don't watch if you've got sensitive eyes...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7XyB9RxT0g - Looks like fun...
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2013/10/07/texas-man-afraid-wife-fakes-kidnapping-to-go-drinking-with-friends-police-say/ - I kinda feel sorry for him...
22/10/2013
http://www.poopourri.com/ - "Chem-lab carnations with just a touch of faeces" - lol! Brilliant ad! I wish i had a dunny at my desk...
21/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rDPzOwvpaAw - Delicious!
18/10/2013
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/a-journalist-who-asked-the-dumbest-question-ever-at-a-press-conference-for-the-movie-gravity-insists-it-was-a-joke/story-e6frfmvr-1226742103417?from=public_rss - I don't see what's funny about this line of questioning - it's a question i ask many times in relation to the ethics of many film makers. How can they justify for example, with the movie Titanic, retrieving the ship from the bottom of the ocean, restoring it to its former glory, only to scuttle the ship again with all those actors on board. Just as well they have that re-animation technology working to bring them all back to life, but still...
17/10/2013
http://www.king5.com/news/Yale-searches-for-stinker-adding-feces-to-dryers--226686461.html - Yet another amazing story about the multitasking abilities of the fairer sex...
http://franksemails.com/pics/air-traffic-aus-vs-usa - And all of a sudden, we start to look like North Korea...
http://now.msn.com/bacon-can-harm-mens-fertility-study-finds - This "research" is proudly brought to you by the vegan lobby!
16/10/2013
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever - ANUS!!!
15/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HIpQ4ah5XTY - Winner of the most frustrating video ever!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sMYBxH-l1z8 - Score!
14/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoMlZ55ThQE - Well, to be fair, the guy was calling her a "disabled person" and badgering her to give it more throttle; I guess that's what she'll end up being if she keeps listening to him...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/things-that-british-people-hate - One thing that this Australian hates is the addition of twatter feeds to TV shows...
11/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vDa0z0gEvI4 - More proof that dogs > cats. They can even generate electricity!
10/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FXgokniKNE4 - Really needs a feed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M - Brilliant prank although I wonder if any sceptics walked in and saw through it...
9/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=085A7Iv6xzA - Looks like fun...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520 - Here's some material that the writers of Fireman Sam could use if they ever run out of ideas...
8/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=17AEQ8yab0s - My mum used to tell me that if the wind changed whilst I was pulling a silly face I'd stay like that...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i25Mm9bbsWE - "It took me: 4 hours and 36 minutes" - it would've taken me around 20 minutes to drive to the store, get a packet of chips, eat the chips and take a photo of the empty packet. And this guy would still be hungry.
7/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI - Voilent thugs ganging up on a poor defenceless guy...
4/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EzRjs_7h_w4 - I wonder if they would've set off the fireworks if she had said no...
3/10/2013
http://listverse.com/2013/10/01/10-ways-young-generations-are-better-than-their-parents/ - Summary: Loads of porn and violent video games are good for society.
2/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SYo6s00JKRQ - More ungrateful little brats - you know they're deliberately trying to gain our sympathy! But seriously, one advantage that Cricket has over Baseball (not that you can really compare the two) is that you have to give the ball back.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wzm0nh2Q1ak - So many hateful comments to that poor woman; I for one think that she deserves the ball and that little girl deserves squat...
1/10/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_V5LaoGZDM - The brakes broke it!
30/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5I_QzPLEjM4 - Dogs > cats
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a9AzS3eCQ7o - That's the money shot!
27/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hStcyDj830Q - Best comment: "sammir you are wrecking the car"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rp0ksbz0mtE - Very good :)
26/09/2013
http://kalecoauto.com/ - Finally, a place that actually stocks blinker fluid and elbow grease...
25/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOYE_i2iROo - Giggity!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=brGYuf6nmYQ - Giggity!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CTA-Digital-2-in-1-iPotty-with-Activity-Seat-for-iPad-Baby-23209-R8-/200967494638?clk_rvr_id=524466795131 - BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
24/09/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/new-sub-editor-required - :)
23/09/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/youre - You're!
20/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HG_wfMK7dko - Should give them a call to see if they can do the plumbing at my house :)
19/09/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-19-9-13 - Misc pics...
18/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3b6ln2FG6JM - Nice counting. If he wasn't swearing so much he could have this video on Sesame Street...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LOo_pcvbf60 - This looks expensive...
17/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AihvuZiDhsg - A "communications" tree or just a good back scratcher?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA - Almost as funny as trying to understand what they're saying... Use headphones at work...
http://theage.drive.com.au/motor-news/bmw-owner-destroys-car-in-protest-20130917-2tvym.html - That'll teach it...
16/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bmiPnBnvAg0 - Never mind that they could have turned him into a paraplegic...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M3qLADgdSns - Missed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4yj-hUUj8Os - WIN!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0LDsk75q2Xw - This makes me wanna fap...
13/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S_5czcr0hxM - Job done!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=24vwfoJoLKU - Not the ending I was expecting...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=idCXIVNu7WU - The last one ended up where it belongs...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LcHBXU4aVt0 - Like a ninja!
12/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p71DWdedj_4 - Idiot...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/09/11/15/23/mystery-midnight-car-washer-arrested-in-taiwan - Obviously this criminal needs to be transported to the penal colony (Australia) where he can wash as many cars as he likes...
11/09/2013
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/dear-mr-dhead-your-flybuys-card-is-ready-20130909-2tfv2.html - HI DICK-HEAD! :)
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/09/meet-the-family-that-shuns-technologies-introduced-after-1986/279496/ - The new Amish!
10/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hDRJmm3SwGM - He didn't do it dressed as a clown, so it doesn't count...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qdE5Qqhj2Sc - First one = best :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0VQ4IY05fe8 - First one = best :)
9/09/2013
http://urlybits.com/2013/06/russian-tampon-commercial/ - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4xQb9Kl-O3E - Very good :)
special_message.wmv - Congrats to the Liberal/National Party for winning the 2013 Australian Federal election! Thought it was funny when soemone mentioned on the Channel 9 coverage that now 3 couples will have slept in the Prime Minister's bed in a period of 3 months :) Here's my special message for Tony Abbott...
6/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HojwRifYuB0 - !!??!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TkMWRkWkwXk - :)
5/09/2013
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/09/05/07/30/wendi-deng-a-chinese-spy-clive-palmer - Clive Palmer for PM!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/09/04/12/18/mall-store-staff-quit-leave-sign-for-bad-boss - Thought this was awesome up until i saw "roll"...
4/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CIGa52qPVvA - These are cool :)
http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/news/watch-star-drunk-a-sci-fi-short-acted-by-drunk-people-20130831-264832/ - Very good :)
3/09/2013
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/travel/travel-news/the-skyscraper-that8217s-melting-cars/story-fni0bieo-1226709510647 - UK weapons development is now eco-friendly...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Csf-Qvz8nSk - Wow. These people don't really value their lives...
2/09/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LF0IhyAasWw - It even sounds like she said "unintelligible screaming".
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aL1F3I8hs88 - Civil!
30/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hUj65M4T1cg - Cunning stunts...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_yCnQuILmsM - Looks like a fun ride...
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/08/28/13/23/melbourne-world-s-most-liveable-city-again - Yes, Melbourne is the centre of the universe...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pS2hpSY-uqo - Might have to try this one...
29/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3jxQV3Umhr4 - Yes, he is a bit special...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=06btgjAV3Hk - My new favourite youtube guy...
28/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W9axZXqhVy0 - Of course it's a hoax...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=omaXy6zeTV8 - Well, I was going to give Assange my first preference, but he's just been knocked off that position...
27/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YptR3zhf5wU - He must've been playing with an electric guitar as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TwIvUbOhcKE - Rock'n'roll!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QWU6tVxzO1I - It'll be interesting to see if he wins a senate seat...
26/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FOaDADniBwY - Delicious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY - Delicious...
23/08/2013
http://www.airpano.com/ - 360!
22/08/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/bar-signs - Bar signs!
21/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UHvcRHCcGNo - Genius!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=95uFMryGfLk - Got him!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ocqB6_y71xE - Got him!
20/08/2013
fingeron.wmv - That's a shame...
19/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hto0M8tCaWE - Win!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IikQpVt11-Y - Dunno why they don't just use a breathalyzer...
16/08/2013
http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/i-felt-safe-blind-man-who-crashed-car-tells-court-1-3046475 - Obviously never took advice from one of the best movies of all time.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/if-melbourne-was-a-movie-it-might-look-something-like/story-fni0fit3-1226697960952 - For the locals...
15/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C_IdHEVTnO0 - Classy... Use headphones at work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7nD9_Y0M_30 - What a waste...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KrhfClIcfYM - Obviously not a Kiwi...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TZ2MCIzfUAI - I think he's gonna need a new co-driver...
14/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-8rowqrvQo - Evil trees. They fall down attempting to hurt innocent people and they often sway angrily from side to side causing damaging winds. As collective punishment, I call upon the federal government to deforest large sections of Tasmania and nail photos of deforested areas to every tree across the country as a lesson to other trees.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dxy4n0UT82o - Curiosity can kill cats. Support curiosity - buy a Honda!
http://www.peninsuladailynews.com/article/20130810/NEWS/308119987/man-accused-of-bank-robbery-considered-flight-risk-denied-bail - Nothing unusual about this...
13/08/2013
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/08/13/09/13/weeping-tree-s-tears-of-god-just-bug-dung - Holy crap!
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/12/world/asia/australia-abbott-suppository-gaffe/ - This had me in tears - "I feel sorry for Abbott & his accidental use of the word suppository. Stop going on like he's the enema"
12/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EH41yfvrOwg - Those cats are next... Great vid :)
9/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hNavxvvN9QI - Delicious!
8/08/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/i-like - I like this!
7/08/2013
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvJqZhNNGOw - Score!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mFIuEs6eRtQ - Very good :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EuR9QTBtVQE - They've done this before...
6/08/2013
http://www.daansystems.com/radiodelay/ - Useful app if you want to sync up a sports radio broadcast with the TV...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gDVoYME8EeE - Misc fails...
----------Congrats to England for retaining The Ashes!
5/08/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4drdLr4qCc - Nice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA40M5kQqv0 - Crazy Japanese cars FTW!
2/08/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/drs - D'oh!
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-2-8-13 - Misc pics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmBvU7Bfc4 - Powerpoint slideshow now on YouTube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLpxMSoEIYI - Why am I not surprised this happened; you could park a car in that gap. DRS needs to be upgraded - they need snicko, they need high speed, high resolution cameras pointing right at the wicket and they need umpires that can see. Here's hoping a corruption scandal is unearthed because of this - i need my blood pressure to rise a bit :)
1/08/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZkmlArXl9M - Brakes don't work too good...
31/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVKDU2Hb2mg - She doesn't believe in the internet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMv5cWn0oc - ???
30/07/2013
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/ - Very good :)
29/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-l4w-DIiXk - Russia...
http://jalopnik.com/awesome-party-bmw-with-pool-inside-seized-by-fun-hating-921147122 - Not far from Russia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mrktDY9Sy4 - Not Russia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEZDSJdWlSM - YouTube comment of the day: "FRUIT NINJA FAIL" - 1000 internets award.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ4hmKGKjbM - My dog also hates RC cars...
26/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aY1oW1B6M - His prayer was answered...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAnbrPXUemI - Insane.
25/07/2013
http://austinist.com/2013/07/17/demolition_crew_accidentally_tears.php - Whoopsy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32by29mSsE - Lucky he didn't get shot!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2375128/62-British-women-admit-checking-mobile-phones-sex.html - Any vlogging happening during these encounters?
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/07/23/john-morillo-detroit-river-rescue_n_3642275.html - They're fining him!? They should award him!
24/07/2013
http://vimeo.com/46748801 - Might have to switch to cans...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-23/driver-charged-over-car-with-no-steering-wheel/4837680 - Let's see what we have here: 2 blown tyres, no steering wheel, vice grips to steer, unregistered, uninsured, already has a defect notice, was alleged to be involved in a hit and run and with a disqualified driver high on drugs. I hope the speed alert on that trip computer was working at least...
23/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UrTvT7i8Ow - Whoopsy!
22/07/2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2369074/Pitch-ure-perfect-Scientists-capture-drop-falling-tar-camera-time-70-YEARS.html - This changes everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFCoSe-tDc - Looks like he got his 5 grand worth...
http://franksemails.com/pics/things_you_didnt_know_about_london - One thing that I do know is that Australia just got a whalloping there over the last few days...
http://dobadriver.com/ - Looks like a useful site. Nice that they have a focus on tailgaters - a lot of people do it here in Melbourne and it's one of my pet hates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQGo_YYrcY - Only in Russiahhh... oh...
19/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt7bm4Kdy50 - Not so clever...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai4tPe80S6Q - Clever...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyXIzs4Dtgo - Should've gone to Specsavers...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362939/Israeli-mans-penis-bitten-snake-went-toilet-relieve-himself.html - Maybe the snakes are related...
18/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-GhHACIAaQ - Quick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO8IMrZk18 - Russia + Youtube = WIN!
17/07/2013
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998 - I'm sure the broken asbestos can't be healthy either...
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/07/16/health/amnesia-swedish/ - Maybe a trip to Ikea will jog his memory...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-uQuU0ydaY - Probably not the healthiest idea to do an insurance scam on a motorbike...
16/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RROVuUtxe0 - I'm sure this has union approval...
http://www.boredpanda.com/worst-logo-fails-ever/ - Best logo wins ever!
http://thechive.com/2012/01/25/books-titles-that-make-you-wonder-how-they-ever-got-published-35-photos/ - Something for everyone here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55D-ybnYQSs - :)
15/07/2013
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/ktvu-apology-friday-noon-report/nYpSg/ - "misidentified" - that's one way to put it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmvJZYWwOBA - As reported by We R Pwned...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkk6slAfL_Q - Got me a Russian dash-cam now. Doubt I'd get good material like this though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urAiRdTV_XI - Good pest trap...
12/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM - No shame...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKfADKB7tvI - Been crook lately, so I'm sorry that I missed it last night (spent the night watching the inside of my eye-lids instead). Not a bad innings for a tail-ender...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3oUkyMae0c - Big blades...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFoq8-Xszjs - Fail compilation...
11/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqVGP68RQFg - They let it go without getting details? Probably uninsured...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLWqJwqOzbE - I hearby award this comment 100 internets: "This is why it's illegal for women to drive in most countries."
10/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hun_kdWVPps - Win! This guy gets 10,000 internets for his effort.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbGXBUif-PE - DO WANT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsOsxbAySGo - Dogs > Hamsters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCyfobf2Pk - Oink oink!
9/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIpAxjPt9U - :)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/could-you-pass-the-literacy-test-given-to-black-voters-in-th - :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5uq-DQnjmc - Ouch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-RIMcpmzuM - Meh... That should buff out...
8/07/2013
little_dog-big_bladder.wmv - Little Dog - Big Bladder
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/07/08/10/13/turkish-man-locks-head-in-cage-to-stop-smoking - Turkish man locks head in cage to stop smoking; dies of thirst.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ffc_1373197002 - Delicious!
5/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8ArcePPwI - A fellow Frank wins 1000 internets for this comment: "The only question is why the heck was this lady driving her car in the sewer. She is lucky for this sinkhole or she might not have ever got out."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGrhToW-klQ - Maybe she used a tea bag as well...
4/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-G83JWGA_E - Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94CYd5SjuU - Hate it when that happens...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJt7uKX5qEk - Use headphones at work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj2YfBSh8oA - Ok, that's it, I'm getting me a Russian dashcam...
3/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMCclmKl0E - Something for everyone here. Use headphones at work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMWxKYtV3TU - On his insurance claim form: "I hit a fucking cow".
2/07/2013
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/fitzroy/flatshare-houseshare/seeking-humyn-to-participate-in-our-life-community/1022544785# - Wow - looks like this would be very popular; I'm sure they'll get a lot of responses!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23086541 - I've had it once and it went straight through me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9pD_UK6vGU - :)
1/07/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Axn0xpufM - Hollywood, I hope you're paying attention...
----------Hope you all enjoyed EOFYS!
28/06/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/visit_scotland - Visit Scotland!
27/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeEzVU-7DY - Swimming in Russia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMHhOk4FSb4 - Drifting in Russia...
26/06/2013
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/06/25/13/16/car-catapulted-30m-in-air - Done for charity, not for shits and giggles...
25/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDXH5l54CWU - Hey? I hope they're not shutting down YouTube!
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2013/03/the-bread-cheese-bacon-double-cheeseburger-a-burger-with-cheese-for-buns.html - Delicious and nutritious!
24/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFb0nLCKypg - OH&S Certified!
----------Happy 8th birthday franksemails.com (for yesterday)!!! Now get back to work...
21/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRAM8MpqIeA - :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-21-6-13 - Misc pics...
20/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoTWo1mQ-jM - Job done!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8S0vPlNjMY - Job done!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lCYYXa29QQ - This never would have happened under communist rule...
http://www.insideworldfootball.com/world-football/europe/12740-goalkeeper-somehow-plays-on-despite-being-shot-in-the-head - Wow...
http://xkcd.com/1227/ - "Well, back in my day..." ...Meh, back in your day sucked...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA - Vadar > Hitler. Use headphones at work.
19/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkYlIA7mgw - No touching!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vui-qGCfXuA - Australia has no such issues. Except for the micronation where i live and where i am king.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaqf4DsjWYU - "The bacon will show you the way"
18/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKY5fmDGVLs - Very good :) The Ashes is just around the corner folks! Yay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ED0TehcCo - This video wins the internets of the month award.
17/06/2013
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=how-to-get-around-in-a-flood - Dogs > Cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn7CYzPMf2o - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc9Btb1xfNY - They played this on the radio? Use headphones at work.
14/06/2013
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/sitecore/content/news/news/world/2013/06/14/06/59/man-unhappy-with-prostitute-appearance-calls-police - And in today's news...
http://vimeo.com/38313889 - Kinda looks like Uncle Fester too...
13/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2cMi7DlYns - "Told you it wouldn't be a good look to fish with an automatic rifle!'
12/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TADO4LG29bs - What she said - "... and those men never washed their hands ever again." Good ad though. Don't drink and drive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sls5M5YWIOQ - Don't see anything out of the ordinary here; used to see this all the time back in my Uni days...
11/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAaW_1FzYg - I think this comment sums it up - "Russians are born to survive car crashes. These guys are immortal, just look at 3:43."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6W2ZMpsxhg - :)
10/06/2013
----------Queen's Birthday public holiday today, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen!
7/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT5QNVWLAKY - No idea what that helicoper video's about...
6/06/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cyf3qUnAkM - Just like the billboards say - SLS AMG OMG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMyYlf6yFcg - I wonder if it also works with remote central locking...
5/06/2013
unhappy_suzuki_customer.wmv - Maybe he preferred the Nissan...
4/06/2013
http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/national/watch/17470611/boat-launch-goes-very-wrong/ - Too bad it wasn't recorded in 3D!
3/06/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f22_1370040909 - Ahh if only there were more...
31/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3BE6ypBYBI - How to use a pedestrian crossing in Russia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G1PFLuTrgM - Delicious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0z0A0prRs - Use headphones at work. Didn't realise until the end, but keep your eye on the guy wearing the hoodie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYsTw3PQKYA - I've always wondered why putting it in Park doesn't automatically take me to the nearest park. Not really automatic like the promitional material said.
30/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-nwd5Igl_Q - Actually, Felix Baumgartner did the world's highest base jump...
http://finance.ninemsn.com.au/newsbusiness/8666452/retailers-kettle-advert-resembles-hitler - Sieg Boil!
29/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96E0RfyL2Gc - The cricket bat is probably a better option...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8UFjANAr0 - Pretty funny, but how embarrassment...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=960_1369664736 - Not safe for work, although you don't really see much unless you're looking close enough. Yes, that's a Melbourne train - we're a classy lot down here.
28/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo - Nice sippy cups...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=cop-reacts-quickly-to-prevent-suicide - Good job...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo - Bet the acoustics suck in that tin can...
27/05/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/heroism - Well done lads...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiziUHTb6oc - Cracking the windscreen = instant disqualification!
24/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmKHfYfovk - Peppa Pig FTW!!! Great song too :)
23/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEV7hIzCNxs - Would probably be ok in Australia, given that we're all racist and all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRz95mm4Z2I - Whoopsy!
22/05/2013
http://depletedcranium.com/high-school-chemistry-demonstration-gone-wroing/ - Blimey!
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=scooter-rider-has-five-accidents - Blimey!
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=car-goes-flying-off-road - Blimey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFcqscnkKgM - Blimey!
21/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZI1eeV88lQ - Dickhead...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgvXZsgr9IQ - Annoying music...
20/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd5WGLWNllA - Big boys toy shop...
19/05/2013
----------Problem sorted now. Thanks Jim for the heads up!
----------Some idiot decided to infect this site with some tracking code, so i'm in the middle of removing it all. I've cleaned the main page, but for the meantime, please don't follow any internal links (i.e.: pages hosted by this site).
17/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXEwXVSbscE - Doesn't look carbon neutral...
16/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAK3J6GBHi8 - Funny guy :)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/10032842/Builder-survives-after-15-tonne-garage-collapses-on-him.html - Looks like something that'll appear on Funniest Home Videos...
15/05/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/public_transport - Why i'm back to driving to work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU - Oldie, but a goodie...
14/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ATYItnld6w - Bit of a dick but funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNM0ENUCO5I - Very, very good!
13/05/2013
http://gawker.com/bags-of-nuts-recalled-for-failing-to-disclose-the-prese-482578371 - Someone give these people more public funding!
http://vimeo.com/65791631 - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p4BQ1XzwDg - Just as well they didn't show us what it looked like. Only seeing a schematic and a description on how to make one is useless!
10/05/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-10-5-13 - Misc pics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2TWNpTA7s - The new and improved Reliant Robin. Mr Bean will enjoy making this one tip over...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55b3Q_yLTzY - Nice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkByAkAdZs - Nice!
http://www.instructables.com/id/Laser-Cut-Record/ - Nice!
9/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1gTzc7-IbQ - Wouldn't wanna crash into this thing...
http://gawker.com/5750211/the-full-mcbain-movie-hidden-throughout-simpsons-epsiodes - It's not a Toomah!
8/05/2013
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/join-america-and-australia-form-ameristralia/1DT5lWr6 - My fellow Ameristralians, please sign the petition...
http://www.studentbeans.com/worldweirdweb/a/wins/22-geniously-defaced-textbooks-exam-papers4230.html - Creative...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIYJP8Aj5dk - :)
7/05/2013
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/05/07/12/31/the-world-s-new-superpower-ameristralia - Cool, I'll get to teach my son how to do a rocket jump when he turns 5...
6/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMf9GlLXouA - Yep, that's what happened...
3/05/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RBRCaVjYrM - Personally, I don't really think putting a large motor in an MX5 is a smart idea to begin with, but somehow i don't think this is the best way to go about it if you are actually into that sort of thing... Read the comments...
2/05/2013
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=extreme-slip-n-slide - Dickhead...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvqffRqkUGg - Could start a bushfire with that thing...
1/05/2013
how_to_check_for_a_gas_leak.wmv - Yep, that's a gas leak...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UectM7IU0dM - The poor neighbourhood dogs...
30/04/2013
thief_in_the_night.wmv - :)
http://vimeo.com/64783605 - WOW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M - If I had to watch it, then so should you. What that cat needs is a laser pointer and a few walls.
russian_drift_fail.wmv - In Mother Russia...
cheeky_shark.wmv - Religious guy...
29/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G4j1pNAA40 - This alarm clock will get you out of bed...
24/04/2013
----------Tomorrow is ANZAC Day public holiday and no one goes to work on Friday, so no updates. Lest we forget.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofiBQSBqqJY - Bah! Should've shot him instead...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu7VFdLO6Ac - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AztYeKCB09k - Best. Music. Ever.
23/04/2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2310955/I-cried-ink-days-says-man-EYEBALLS-tattooed.html - Uh...
22/04/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f04_1366480795 - Poor kids - can't afford a cricket bat...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb7DN3kpl2o - Now this brings us one step closer to what the internet truly needs...
19/04/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/105-temperance-street-manchester - Noice... Until google removed it.
http://www.sportballsreplacedwithcats.com/ - Entertaining way to cull cats...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGFkEoxHsY - Kinky couple...
18/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L8UCfxmtSw - Blink and you miss it...
17/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sYfkPkXjQ - !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUfxbEdR6jo - Morons caught on Russian dashcam...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYuQMMkEM6c - Vodka crossing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri2BG2qOvCg - Ugly as sin but pretty cool and damn cheap. Great to see that bureaucracy is working at its best....
16/04/2013
http://www.vice.com/read/north-korea-is-stoned-all-the-time-which-explains-a-lot - Wow, they're a bunch of pot smoking hippies...
15/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCGfgnU18yk - Very good :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_iT1bSrJM - Available now at your local supermarket...
12/04/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-12-4-13 - Bloody French...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uynCqmj3mI - Stupid cats and cute puppies...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ZmolZCnX8 - "Less than an ideal situation" :) Use headphones at work...
headless_drive_through_prank.wmv - Another brainless individual behind the wheel...
11/04/2013
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp - Genghis Khan bathed in sherbet ice cream! Yum!
10/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GbO0dQoz7s - I'm off to buy me a motorbike...
9/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLWmf7EVuU - Rescue successful!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB-Jpd2hnfo - My eyes! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
8/04/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34a_1365254221 - Dogs > cats...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=392_1365223130 - Good way to lure a cat to its demise...
5/04/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-5-4-13 - Misc pics...
4/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01SlZN9dp68 - Correct.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDgXMmC7goE - Dog made a god?
3/04/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXI9I0DrjxU - Also easy to fap to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8nYgnE93Y - Damn portrait video recording!
2/04/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fbe_1364782361 - Also easy to fap to...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=worst-robbery-attempt-ever - All this video needs is the Benny Hill theme tune...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H542nLTTbu0 - Very good :) What's not good is that they're actually shutting down Google Reader! :(
1/04/2013
----------Today is April Fool's Day public holiday, so no updates.
29/03/2013
----------Today is Good Friday public holiday, so no updates.
28/03/2013
http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/north-koreans-send-photoshop-army-into-battle-20130328-2gvmp.html - NK's local Photoshop expert has since been sent for re-education...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXI9I0DrjxU - Also easy to masturbate to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPmWOA9cVM4 - Big physics win right here. And they look cool :) Somehow, I don't think attaching a windmill-powered propeller will help them fly any further...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQGvXx4rfUY - Big physics face-palm right here. At least it looks cool! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUGGf2b8UGHpHRO_8w92bucg&v=Vpc9zeq8E3c - I found these series of videos very easy to masturbate to...
27/03/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dof_wUnSprc - Bloopers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwrguOdQSQ - How Russians sell tyres...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=the-king-of-the-tambourine - Uh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Z4EdhjU-s - Nice day for it too...
26/03/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwVUXORKtPk - Misc fails
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FMyblJkLSM - Great song :)
25/03/2013
http://www.csectioncomics.com/2011/12/if-seinfeld-was-aired-today.html - If it was aired today, it wouldn't work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1wMp84_BA - Bastards!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-V4vA23Zw - Nice job :)
----------Ok, this is a first. Forgot to upload Friday's update. It's there now. Oops!
22/03/2013
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=sledding-almost-gone-wrong - If this is real, he's an idiot...
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=man-gives-crazy-interview - This guy for PM!
21/03/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC28dxIF9GU - Russian dash cams FTW!
20/03/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-l2zl85PHs - Perfectly timed...
19/03/2013
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=dirty-diaper-prank - A tragically missed opportunity - he should've eaten it in front of him.
18/03/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2ZGND1I9Q - Cool!
15/03/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6d_1362860850 - Bollywood has since made many improvements on this genre...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z70O1IdTcIQ - Definitely the pick of the bunch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erasLnR6Wh8 - :)
http://googlereader.blogspot.com.au/2013/03/powering-down-google-reader.html - Please don't do this Google! RSS isn't dead - I use it every day! At least I'm not the only one.
14/03/2013
http://socialnewsdaily.com/10320/man-live-tweets-dildo-mishap-complete-with-x-ray-photo-proof/ - Energizer's latest guerrilla marketing campaign...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEJwsJqNtWw - Yum :)
13/03/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhYPnj2Eow0 - Blimey! Looks like someone forgot to attend physics class back in school...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8FN3uTH8vs - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LNpkXqNfzA - Don't blame her, really...
12/03/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdHp1lFrnEk - Dickheads...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vsI186rNLA - Dickheads...
8/03/2013
----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates. C U Next Tuesday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuv__-nyO1M - lol Dasabigdamngator: "Fake!! She was nowhere near a stove or a refrigerator....CGI all the way."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2YypJVCAdg - Latest weight loss program that's taking Brazil by storm...
7/03/2013
atm_theft.wmv - :(
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=dog-feels-good-to-be-a-gangsta - DOGG!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c79_1362433753 - Misc clips...
6/03/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/motivationals-6-3-13 - Motivationals...
5/03/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee9_1362242961 - :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKh9MeYO9uA - !!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TQXlPL61Xg - She has my gratitude...
http://www.youtube.com/user/KickAssMallCop - GoPro + Taser + YouTube + this guy = cure for degenerates who hang around shopping centres...
4/03/2013
http://hackaday.com/2013/03/01/oreo-creme-hater-builds-rube-goldberg-cnc-router-to-remove-the-stuf/ - Rube would be proud...
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/02/22/welcome-to-pyongyang-north-korea-first-video-game-is-awful/?intcmp=features - Oh noes! Don't want to run out of petrol! Tried to play the game but it gets stuck loading about 1/3 of the way.
1/03/2013
http://cars.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/shouldve-gone-to-specsavers-driver-ploughs-into-opticians - :)
28/02/2013
catching_a_tarpon1.wmv - People, please don't hold your phone like this when you take video - your TV isn't oriented that way. I blame Steve Jobs for allowing portrait oriented videos.
27/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw1nUlHZHpY - Hopefully her parents came back later to give him some further lessons...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybbhg1bkPcg - Early start to a life in politics...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=335_1361733829 - Indian mangina. Not really safe for work...
26/02/2013
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/travel/world/watch-this-epic-chinese-airport-dummy-spit/story-e6frfhdo-1226584758316 - Dummy spit!
http://redhotrussia.com/zelnograd-bus-driver/ - In Zelenograd, the bus drives you!
25/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm7-rDwRx18 - Should've let him off given that he's not a federal occifer and he didn't define definitive. Clearly the most patient cop in the world...
http://www.optuszoo.com.au/news/world/news-com-au/nz-mates-build-worlds-longest-waterslide/921028 - Looks like fun...
22/02/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-22-2-13 - Misc pics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqpvriKZuA - Very good :)
everything_will_work_out_just_fine.wmv - Oops...
http://gizmodo.com/5984947/crazy-guy-remasters-320x240-doom-screenshot-into-a-9600x7211+pixel-photoshop-image - Now if he can do this at at least 30 frames per second, i'll be able to play it...
21/02/2013
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/02/18/09/38/police-dog-fills-out-witness-report - Good boy Peach!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPynEc0LpNs - I was eating vegemite when I watched this... Not sure what elbow grease tastes like though...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2281573/iPad-stolen-Wolverhampton-Skinhead-accidentally-sends-pictures-owner-stolen-iPad.html - Can't expect him to be the sharpest tool in the shed...
20/02/2013
i_have_no_secrets.wmv - Correct.
19/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y - Idiot. Use headphones at work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ - Morgan Freeman narrated this...
http://thevine.com.au/life/thoughts/sexist-vintage-ads/gallery/0 - Quite a few "personal hygiene" ads here...
18/02/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f03_1360880078 - Very good :)
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-tries-out-new-rc-helicopter - RC hedge trimmer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObU7awpJctQ - I knew it!!1
15/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ficvPdpZg - He must have learnt from the best...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he0j0LQazck - Ok, I need me a dash cam...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGDtK8Y9OUY - Global warming taking revenge on polluting cars...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VczBXKywt1c - Huge leap!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3pjq0WAupc - Gee didn't see that happening - Happy Valentines day for those people who are still stuck in yesterday :)
http://www.wimp.com/internetworks/ - Watch with the volume turned down and you'd think there was a war going on...
14/02/2013
http://designtaxi.com/news/355295/Ad-Agency-Advertises-An-Energy-Drink-Called-Pussy/ - Wow, you can now eat and drink it...
http://hackaday.com/2013/02/13/building-a-six-channel-floppy-drive-synth-from-start-to-finish/ - Too cool :) Watch from 7:20 to see it in action.
13/02/2013
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=39525 - Actually, it was made for porn and eBay...
http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/helicopter-crashes-during-top-gear-recording/1j4oj2ppk?from=gallery_en-gb&sf=Relevancy#2 - Whoops!
lucky_girl.wmv - Missed!
12/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EixXIuwVn7g - I guess fish without chips would make for a very bad dream...
11/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt_ZL6rWHLA - Seen this on the news of the cops wanting to book some crazy person doing 110kph in a 60 zone in South Africa - on a skateboard. I wonder if they'll book the guy following him?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=015_1360394374 - He can't sing or dance - just makes a mockery of a great song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8wzL04Gfo - Great comment: "Looks like a progressively hard Guitar Hero song" :)
8/02/2013
http://now.msn.com/manhands-markets-soap-with-bacon-and-other-macho-smells - Urinal mint!?
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=firecracker-nutshot-wake-up-prank - He doesn't look too amused...
7/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPM8OR6W6WE - Like one of the comments says, this will change the porn industry forever...
http://my.telegraph.co.uk/cheechdog/cheech/15955400/mt-vernon-texas-whorehouse-sues-local-church-over-lightning-strike/ - Spot on, Judge...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hBjiiIDtm8 - I'm sure she'll get a prime time TV series out of this...
6/02/2013
http://www.rogerebert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973/-1/RSS - Prediction: This film is destined to become a cult classic. It's even being compared to the likes of Citizen Kane. Move over Plan 9, this movie is 4.777 times better than you!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-2271654/Movie-43-review-Possibly-saddest-pathetic-film-2013-possibly-year.html - Definitely a film I wanna download...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR3ChDXCv0I - "Uncle Tom" is racist!? Where does America come up with these terms...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKy2lLNQYrI - Global warming means: stay indoors...
5/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeNLMN_RqSI - Fast!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5H9C9u_SUQ - Misc vids...
4/02/2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270873/Serbian-prime-minister-left-speechless-glamorous-interviewer-Sharon-Stone-moment-TV-prank.html?ICO=most_read_module#axzz2JtOcMTPW - Noice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fy3kZzMJYs - Wow, what a trooper!
1/02/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy-8W1P7FxU - This would do well as an animated gif...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dog-walker-finds-lump-of-whale-1564302 - More proof that dogs are awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knb3qNq-Uho - Fun toy...
http://youtu.be/ochyO45Jb0g?t=6m39s - Do Easy. Rewind to the start and watch after you hear my favourite part of the dicipline...
31/01/2013
http://accidentclaims.org/ - Dunno how long it'll last, but it appears that someone has written a rather nice testimonial at the bottom of this page...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soSGl3RUbDg - America, you can keep your guns - I'm getting me a Samurai sword for the Zombie apocalypse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzhs1Z8Rwnk - Fast!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Star_Trek_into_Darkness#Unto.3F - I thought my suggestion of Star Trek Unto Darkness would also be a fair compromise...
http://xkcd.com/1167/ - Fair compromise...
30/01/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIUf2hD6Io - Bugger off! :)
29/01/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T4vc1QqiPM - Looks like a fun drive...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjuS_OjFbM4 - Delicious!
25/01/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBM6q_pJBns - Monday is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates. C U Next Tuesday!
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/security-guard-shoots-penis-charged-crime - I guess this means he's a Darwin Awards contender?
24/01/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/hot-weather - It's going to be 36 today and the air con at work isn't working. Neither will I by the looks of things...
23/01/2013
mates.wmv - Oldie, but a goodie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY - So i guess now it's ok to cut infront of a b double approaching a red light?
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/woman-accused-smothering-boyfriend-chest/nTwt3/ - I could think of several worse ways to go. Some good comments at the bottom of the article :)
22/01/2013
big_bbq.pps - Awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE - :)
21/01/2013
http://www.epicfail.com/2013/01/20/bench-press-fail/ - Yeah I'm sure his mum's going to be much help...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Qn8-w12p0 - Just like choose your own adventure...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=403_1358597744 - Fail! LOL!
18/01/2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257381/Could-worlds-oldest-dash-cam-Film-follows-firefighters-1926-extinguish-blaze.html - Not Russian this time...
http://www.globaltvedmonton.com/6442781240/story.html - Well, it's no Taj Mahal...
http://video.carsguide.com.au/2324118307/Epic-parking-fail - Looks like someone overdosed on some angry pills right there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonDPGwAyfQ - Cleaver!
17/01/2013
oiseau-pecheur.mpeg - Both look delicious!
one_brave_park_ranger.wmv - Brave!
16/01/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/more-beer - More Beer!
15/01/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zXwOoeGzys - Stunning... er... Cunning stunt...
14/01/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=89e_1357892380 - Nature = WIN!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1357850707 - Took a while, but it ended exactly the way I wanted it to...
11/01/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/gate-accident - Oops...
10/01/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qMbk5mL24 - Now this idea I'm sure not many people have thought of. Great idea - especially when you've got kids who like to empty an entire toilet roll into the toilet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPg1ZMiC9pA - I'm sure everyone that lives in a place like that has had that idea a zillion times over...
9/01/2013
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4da_1357500235 - For some reason after watching this, i feel the urge to google "GoPro" along with some words that are not really safe for work...
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/01/02/Package-delivered-after-63-years/UPI-88091357157550/?spt=hs&or=on - Should do in an eBay auction...
8/01/2013
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-8-1-13 - Misc pics...
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Cat-caught-with-drill-phone-in-Brazil-prison/-/475880/18027240/-/7xh645z/-/index.html - Arrest Postman Pat! He has a black and white cat...
7/01/2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0 - AUD1.55... Doesn't quite have the same ring to it...
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